Chapter7: Home at last!
Author: as we continue to kill perverts…
Dragon: your in the wrong story!
Author: oh yeaa-
Dragon: whos rest?
Author: …
*** All in Dragons Home, everyone is sitting on the couch***
Shadow: ::Frowning::
Sonic: ::laughing::
Dragon: *Turns on the T.V*
Janelle: …
Amy: Hey! Where's Vegeta & Goku?
Janelle: Veggie looked so Cute when he was a kid! ^^
Everyone: O.o?
Shadow: WHOS CUTE?!
Everyone: O_o?
Shadow: err I mean whose boot? O-O
Janelle: wha? Was it something I said?
Dragon: I lOVE Hiei! (changes the channel; to discovery channel)
Amy: hey! Animals! Huh?
T.V: **Shows two hedgehogs on top of each other if you know what I mean**
Everyone: (Face expressions -_-/o.o/O_O/ XD last one is a smiley laughing
Shadow/Janelle: ::Twitches:: ''_O''
Everyone: ::laughs::
Shadow: and what's the laughing supposed to mean?
Everyone: (stares at Janelle and Shadow)
Janelle: YOU GUYS ARE GROSS!
Shadow: ::Rolls eyes::
Janelle: Change-
Everyone: ::still laughing::
Janelle: CHANGE THE GOD DAMN CHANNEL!
Everyone: ::laughing::
Janelle: (annoyed) .+
Shadow: HEY SHUT UP!
****Silence***
Shadow: okay I'm just going to check what's going on with Goku & Vegeta…
Amy: I heard they invented exploding Tampons! ^^
Everyone: eww .
Amy: what? I bought some for myself any-
Dragon/Janelle: NOOOOOO WAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Sonic: GO YOU TWO HEDGEHOGS! GO FASTER! FASTER! OH YEAAAA!
Everyone: {O_O}
**Scene were Shadow is about to open the door from Dragons room**
Shadow: (Overhears Goku & Vegeta in Dragons room)
Goku: LET ME SEE IT!
Vegeta: oh yea! I'M SEEING IT! IT'S HUGE! OH YEAAAA AHH!
Goku: keep going!
Shadow: should I dare open this door? -_-;
***In Dragons living room***
Janelle: Can we just change the channel?! I don't wanna see animals RUBING on top of each OTHER!
Dragon: But Janelle, its your future with Shadow!
Janelle: WHAT?!
Sonic: ha ha ha!
Amy: you guys are just sick… .
Dragon: ::laughing:: XD
Janelle: SHUT UP! (Hits Dragon) -.-
Sonic: that's a good one Dragon!
Janelle: Dragon says She's HILARIUS in BED!
Dragon: huh?
Amy: what kind of humor does she use in bed?
Everyone: ::Falls anime style:: ^-.
Dragon: I'm going to get my folder with BIG PICTURES OF HIEI that I left in my room! ^-^ I'll be right back!
Janelle: NOT THIS AGAIN! ::smacks forehead::
Sonic: WOOOOOOO! Look at those Hedgehogs! Shake what your mama gave ya! @-@
Amy/Janelle: O_O;
***Scene were Shadow is standing in front of Dragons door, before he opens it**
Shadow: hmm..
Vegeta: GIVE Me IT!
Goku: GIVE IT TO ME!
Dragon: Hi Shadow, what are you doing?
Shadow: um I think I'm hearing that um- I think you have two people in your room…
Dragon: Shadow how can there be anyone in my room? Unless there was Hiei…heh heh
Shadow: Well HUH? Gross…
Dragon: ::Opens the door::
Shadow: WHOA! :o!
Dragon: IT BURNS! .!
Goku/Vegeta: AHHHH it's not WHAT YOU THINK!
**Goku and Vegeta on a un pleasant position… top of ::cough:: each other…**
Goku/Vegeta: {FIGHT OVER DRAGONS FOLDER}
Shadow: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SEE ANIMALS, PEOPLE, OR THINGS ON TOP OF EATCH OTHER?! WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS?! SEX IN THE CITY?!
Amy: I love that show! (Yells from the living room)
Sonic: Man, those hedgehogs just don't stop! (Pause) OH YEA!!!!!!
Amy: ::sweat drop:: O_O;
****Scene in Dragons room****
Dragon: MY FOLDER! (GRABS IT EWWW "Grabs it")
Shadow: I'm just going to the living room…
Goku: me too…
Vegeta: …
Dragon: (goes to the living room sits on the couch)
Goku/Shadow: …
Amy: yesterday, I saw a condom up a tree and then I thought why would Tarzan ever do that?
Dragon: Maybe it wasn't Tarzan, Maybe Janelle and Shadow's Future is coming to quickly, I mean the tree?
Janelle/Shadow: (hits Dragon) -_-
Dragon: owie!
Vegeta: this is so stupid…
Dragon: veggie, may I ask you a question?
Vegeta: no…
Dragon: okay, are you gay?
Vegeta: why are you to ask that?
Dragon: I saw you merging with Goku…
Vegeta: SURE I WAS-ERRR I MEAN I WASN'T!
Shadow: anybody have-
Sonic: Go Hedgehogs! GO!
Amy: still with that?
Sonic: well I taped it…
Shadow: and how many times have you seen it?
Vegeta: …
Sonic: ::Inhales:: 35! ^^
Everyone: {O-O}
Dragon: how did you get Goosebumps in bed?
Janelle: what? Ewww
Dragon: well there's cold air, and when two people-
Janelle: I DON'T WANNA KNOW!
Goku: I WANT TO KNOW! ^^
Vegeta: …
Shadow: ::Frowning::
Amy: now what?
Shadow: I'm ticked off…
Dragon: ::Gasp:: YOURE A CLOCK?!
Sonic: still? About the prank? Come on get over it! ::Stares at TV still watching you know what on TV::
Shadow: like you CANT get OVER it when you watch two hedgehogs humping each other on TV!
Sonic: (gets his tape) MY TAPE! ^0^
Dragon: Hey Sonic! How about that flash back at the mall? He he ::points to Shadow and Janelle:: remember?
Sonic: oh yea that was funny but they weren't doing their "DOING" unless you wanted to pretend that their doing it DRAGON!
Dragon: eww… I love hiei!
Shadow: just shut up Sonic…
Amy: well, I'm going to bed…
Everyone: ::Cheers:: YAY! ^0^
Goku: yea me two, I want someone to keep me WARM tonight... ::elbows Vegeta::
Vegeta: you are SICK KAKOROT! GET AWAY FROM ME!
Goku: gee I just wanted a blanket..
Janelle: Goku you said SOMEONE
Goku: I did? Wow! I must be losing my mind!
Shadow: can I eat it after?
Janelle/Dragon: O_o?
Shadow: I was just joking heh heh…
Amy: good night!
Dragon: gee, I never knew we were having a sleepover in my house! But I say HURRAY!
Janelle: Dragon, that just sounds childish…
Shadow: LoOk WhOs TaLkInG! You were childish enough to put a prank on ME!
Dragon: Janelle want's to "PRANK ON" Shadow VERY HARD!
Janelle: SHUT UP! –O_O- ::Hits Dragon::
Vegeta: well I'm going to bed…
Goku: I'll be READY!
Vegeta: …
Dragon: Super sayian is insane!
Vegeta: so what? ERR I mean NO I'm NOT!
Sonic: zzz… @.@
Dragon: gee he felt ghost mage… LET THE MATRIX BEGIN! ::Does a matrix tie kwan do stance::
Shadow/Janelle: what the hell is wrong with you?
Dragon: hell may never know.. I love Hiei! Hiei is cool!
Janelle: I love Sha-…. Uh Shacks? Heh heh
Shadow: Shacks? You love shacks?
Janelle: no.. I MEAN .. UH..
Dragon: its Shad-
Janelle: ::Hits Dragon::
Shadow: ::Frowning::
Janelle: ::slaps Shadow::
Shadow: OW!
Dragon: HA HA! Shadow was Bitched slapped by a bitch!
Janelle: do you want to be next? DRAGON!
Dragon: no Shadow lover…
Shadow: what? Did someone call me? ::Comes out of the kitchen::
Janelle: -O_O-
Dragon: gee how did you go in the kitchen so fast?
Shadow: uh chaos control? DRRRR
Dragon: and we weren't paying attention…
Shadow: I thought you called me?
Janelle: nO!
Dragon: well I'm going to bed so I can be hilarious!
Shadow/Janelle: O-o?
Dragon: I was just kidding… well bye! I gotta go to bed! It's a long way from my house.. ::Goes outside::
Shadow: uh Dragon?
Dragon: yea?
Janelle/Shadow: this is your house…
Dragon: oh yeaaaaa (pause) I knew that… ::goes towards her room::
Janelle/Shadow: -_-;
Dragon: hey! Before I go don't think you two would go Crazy ON EACH other because if I keep hearing very unpleasant noises I wont be able to sleep!
Janelle: O_o?
Shadow: you need your head fixed… your head is messed up.. get that through your pathetic brain would ya?
Dragon: I Don't put things THROUGH my Head Shadow…
Shadow: WHAT?! No that kind of Through!
Dragon: like they always say.. Give your tongue some exercise!
Janelle: eww…
Shadow: well I'm going to bed…
Janelle: yea me too…
Dragon: goodnight ::opens her bedroom door:: AHHHHH! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
Goku/Vegeta: O_O;
Dragon: Out!
Goku: awww we were almost at the best part!
Vegeta: great lets go Kakorot! ::gets out of Dragons room with pure thongs showing::
Goku: ::Follows, Gets Vegetas thong and pulls it and lets go causing it to slap Vegetas ass:: he he!
Dragon: ew Goku! And I thought girls wear thongs!
Vegeta/Goku: ::Go into another room::
Dragon: ::goes into her room:: AHHHH!!
Shadow/Janelle: know what?
Dragon: there's semen on the bed!
Janelle: ::Giggles::
Shadow: ::Laughs:: XD
Dragon: it's not funny! And my room smells like …. Like.. Weenies! Eww! There's pieces of hair on my BED!
Janelle; that's just plain out gross!
Shadow: to bad… ::lays down on the floor with blankets n stuff and tries to fall asleep::
Janelle: poor Dragon… WHOO HOOO! I get to SLEEP ON THE COMFY COUCH!
Dragon: well I'm going to sleep on the table…
Janelle: the table?
Dragon: the table… ::puts blankets n shit errr I mean blankets n stuff on the table::
Dragon: good night! Well not for me ::sob:: (falls asleep)
Shadow: finally some shut eye!
Janelle: …
Shadow: well bad night…
Janelle: uh you mean goodnight?
Shadow; yea whatever, and DON'T think you are going to pull a prank on me while I'm sleeping…
Janelle: oh trust me heh heh… I wont…
Shadow: ::Falls asleep::
Janelle: heh heh heh (has a can of shaving cream and a razor)
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Author: no its not what you think what she is gonna SHAVE ok? Wait it's the end of the chapter… cool! Um yea this was the last chapter! I'll be posting more stories! I'll be posting Chapter1: The oddly 8 piers of necklaces.. This is a very cool story and funny! Everyone switches bodies and whew the opposite sexes will be surprised who they were switch to be… especially the surprising part when they go to the bathroom and- nevermind well ill be posting that story in about next week? Maybe Friday or something… any ways thanks for reading this far! I really appreciate you sending me reviews! Thanks for the comments! Please feel free sending me reviews!
Dragon: who's REST!
Author: okay I'm gonna tell you who the HELL IS REST!
Dragon: yay! Tell me!
Author: its…its… ::whispers in dragons ear::
Dragon: ewwww…. A "cucumber'? ewwww is it shaved?
Author: what?
Dragon: Hiei…
Author: ewww not that kind of CUCUMBER wait yeaaaa
Dragon: are cucumbers good? Is it "Salty"
Author: Dragon PLEASE! STOP!
Dragon: okay… applesauce!
Author: …