Quinmaster: Well here is chapter 2. I will note you all again that all the
character will not appear in the same chapters.
Disclaimer: I do not own them and never will.
Falco was going into the station to check on Fox. When he got in there, he did not believe what he saw.
Falco: Ewe you are so nasty.
Fox was on the couch with Jigglypuff. Then Young Link appears randomly.
Young Link: Jiggly, How could you?
Jiggly: Jiggly. Jigg. (He was so seductively hot.)
Falco walks in the den.
Pikachu: Pika Pi. (Come on Fox)
Pichu: Pi Pi Pichu (Yeah we are supposed to have a three-some)
Falco:Hey Fox your mates are waiting.
He then walks n the bathroom and Goldeen is swimming in the bathtub.
Falco: A Fish!!!!
Then he walks in Fox's room to see that Mewtwo has been raped.
Falco: Fox you have serious problems man.
Young Link: Jiggly how could you. Wahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fox: Well I love my Pokemon.
Falco: But how did you rape Mewtwo.
Alakazam walks in.
Fox: I trained Alakazam to take all of Mewtwo's psychic abilities. Then I -- - Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Young Link shoots an arrow at Fox's neck. You took MY Jiggly. Now I am going to take you.
Young Link slides down Fox's pants but he has an Arbok come in and do the job.
Falco: I wonder how many licks does it take to get to the center of his tootsie pop? Well, 1, 2, 3.
Arbok: Crunch!!
Fox: Youch!!!
Falco: That has to hurt.
Fox walks off into the horizon.
Bowser sits on the couch drinking his beer.
Bowser: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Samus: Hi Bowser!
Bowser: She Demon!!
Samus: I love you to Bowser.
Bowser then eats Samus.
Bowser: Ahh Heart Burn!!!
Bowser picks up a hand full of laxatives! He puts all of them in his mouth at one time.
Bowser: Bathroom!!!: Give me the bathroom!!
Inside Bowser's stomache, Samus sees the laxatives fall in his intestine.
Samus: Ohh no help me!!!!!!!!
Bowser: Fart. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT:
Shit runs down the toilet seat and Samus pops out with her suit melted.
Samus: Bowser you are so unsanitary.
Bowser: Fear the doo-doo gun.
Bowser bends over and shoots dookie on Samus. She avoids some of it but then there comes the turkey he had.
Samus: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda walks down the hall when Samus shoots through the wall.
Zelda: Samus. you should watch where you Aim.
Samus pulls Zelda's collar.
Samus: You want some.
Zelda quickly teleports to a safe room but Peach demands they settle who is the strongest Princess.
Peach: Come On.
Zelda: Ok! Dins Fire!!!!
Peach: My hair is on fire. My hair is on fire!!! Someone help.
~ 20 min. later~
Peach: (now bald) Well I have Mario.
Zelda: I have Link.
Zelda: I have Dr. Mario.
Peach: I have Marth.
Zelda: I have Dr. Mario. (She said it again on purpose.)
Peach: Ohh I want that one.
Zelda: Then I will give you short, fat, dumb Dr. Mario for cute, handsome, sweet Marth.
Peach: Well I have lipstick.
Zelda: I have shoes.
Peach: Well, I have a gown.
Zelda: I have one two.
Peach: I have a crown.
Zelda: I have hair.
Peach: Well. I have... umm.-3rd degree burns.
Zelda: I have no more time for this.
Zelda walks out of the room.
So how did you like it? Read and Review please. If you can that would be great. Later Days, Quin
Disclaimer: I do not own them and never will.
Falco was going into the station to check on Fox. When he got in there, he did not believe what he saw.
Falco: Ewe you are so nasty.
Fox was on the couch with Jigglypuff. Then Young Link appears randomly.
Young Link: Jiggly, How could you?
Jiggly: Jiggly. Jigg. (He was so seductively hot.)
Falco walks in the den.
Pikachu: Pika Pi. (Come on Fox)
Pichu: Pi Pi Pichu (Yeah we are supposed to have a three-some)
Falco:Hey Fox your mates are waiting.
He then walks n the bathroom and Goldeen is swimming in the bathtub.
Falco: A Fish!!!!
Then he walks in Fox's room to see that Mewtwo has been raped.
Falco: Fox you have serious problems man.
Young Link: Jiggly how could you. Wahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fox: Well I love my Pokemon.
Falco: But how did you rape Mewtwo.
Alakazam walks in.
Fox: I trained Alakazam to take all of Mewtwo's psychic abilities. Then I -- - Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Young Link shoots an arrow at Fox's neck. You took MY Jiggly. Now I am going to take you.
Young Link slides down Fox's pants but he has an Arbok come in and do the job.
Falco: I wonder how many licks does it take to get to the center of his tootsie pop? Well, 1, 2, 3.
Arbok: Crunch!!
Fox: Youch!!!
Falco: That has to hurt.
Fox walks off into the horizon.
Bowser sits on the couch drinking his beer.
Bowser: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Samus: Hi Bowser!
Bowser: She Demon!!
Samus: I love you to Bowser.
Bowser then eats Samus.
Bowser: Ahh Heart Burn!!!
Bowser picks up a hand full of laxatives! He puts all of them in his mouth at one time.
Bowser: Bathroom!!!: Give me the bathroom!!
Inside Bowser's stomache, Samus sees the laxatives fall in his intestine.
Samus: Ohh no help me!!!!!!!!
Bowser: Fart. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT:
Shit runs down the toilet seat and Samus pops out with her suit melted.
Samus: Bowser you are so unsanitary.
Bowser: Fear the doo-doo gun.
Bowser bends over and shoots dookie on Samus. She avoids some of it but then there comes the turkey he had.
Samus: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda walks down the hall when Samus shoots through the wall.
Zelda: Samus. you should watch where you Aim.
Samus pulls Zelda's collar.
Samus: You want some.
Zelda quickly teleports to a safe room but Peach demands they settle who is the strongest Princess.
Peach: Come On.
Zelda: Ok! Dins Fire!!!!
Peach: My hair is on fire. My hair is on fire!!! Someone help.
~ 20 min. later~
Peach: (now bald) Well I have Mario.
Zelda: I have Link.
Zelda: I have Dr. Mario.
Peach: I have Marth.
Zelda: I have Dr. Mario. (She said it again on purpose.)
Peach: Ohh I want that one.
Zelda: Then I will give you short, fat, dumb Dr. Mario for cute, handsome, sweet Marth.
Peach: Well I have lipstick.
Zelda: I have shoes.
Peach: Well, I have a gown.
Zelda: I have one two.
Peach: I have a crown.
Zelda: I have hair.
Peach: Well. I have... umm.-3rd degree burns.
Zelda: I have no more time for this.
Zelda walks out of the room.
So how did you like it? Read and Review please. If you can that would be great. Later Days, Quin