Quinmaster: In the reviews I got you said you wanted to read more Marth and
Roy situations, so I decide to do character interviews. These aren't those
old we are going to have character interviews just to have someone read it.
I am having real character interviews. So if you don't want to read it then
hit the back button and go to another fic. This is starring Oprah.
Oprah: Hi, welcome to Oprah. We are having our special guest, Roy, to find out who his long, lost, brother is. Roy we are now going to show you who your brother is.
The brother walks down the aisle and Roy's mouth flies open form shock.
Roy: It can't be!
Marth: Roy, I am your . brother.
Oprah: Can you explain what life was like when you took care of Marth?
Marth: Well, on Christmas I told our mom that I wanted a Little Betty doll and, she said she was going to go get dad some liquor. I just knew she was going to get me one of those Little Betty dolls. It was raining hard that morning, it was foggy, and the road was very slippery. Then mom died from.
Roy: A car accident!
Marth: No. breast cancer. I had to take the responsibility of mom. I had to get a job, provide food, get dad his crack, and breast feed you!
Roy: No it can't be! You aren't my brother! You can't be my brother.
Oprah: And why is that?!
Roy: Cause.
Oprah: We'll be back after these commercials.
Announcer: Come and try our new McDonalds Chicken Sandwich. It's only $2.99! What great taste and get a free large drink when you buy 2. You save over $1.50! Great! Now come and get the sandwich.
Oprah: We are now back and we have a drunken dinosaur that decides to change his name and a few other things. Welcome to the show Bowser!
Bowser: Hi Okra!
Oprah: It's O-ppppp-rah!
Bowser: Whatever.
Oprah: Now what do you want to change your name to?
Bowser: Wassaber.
Oprah: What?!
Bowser: Wassaber.
Oprah: Please pronounce that slowly.
Bowser: Was.a.beer.
Oprah: Ok so what else do you want to change?
Bowser: I also need to change my medication.my laxatives aren't strong enough!
Oprah: How?
Bowser: I am constipated and I just can't seem to get this thing out of me.
Oprah: Maybe you should go pray to God. Come one lets pray.
Bowser: Our Father which are in heaven. how would it be thine name.. let me release this evil demon inside of me.
*Angels start singing!
*BBBBOOOOMMMM
Y.Link pops out!
Oprah: Ewe clean up this stage.
Bowser: I feel ΒΌ of a gram lighter.
Oprah: So do you feel any better?
Bowser: Yeah but I just ate these beans so * Fart* Hey Oprah you got a little something' on your face.
Bowser's shit hardened on Oprah's face so all you could here is mumbles.
Oprah:Mmmmm-hhmmm (I can't breathe)
Bowser: The more you struggle the more it hardens!
The stage managers get a jack hammer and get it offs Oprah face.
Oprah: I'm filing a law suit!
The stage members get Bowser off the stage and put a plug in him.
Commercial
Oprah: Now this is the end of the show! See ya folks!
Bowser: Let's have a keg party!
Quin: Okay I'll invite everyone.
*Quin picks up the phone, dials one number, then everyone's phone rings and he invites them over.
Sorry but it has to end here but you'll see the next chapter."Keg Party"!
Post your reviews and flame all you want. It just makes more reviews so what's the point. Hah! Like I care if you flame. Later Days, Quin
Oprah: Hi, welcome to Oprah. We are having our special guest, Roy, to find out who his long, lost, brother is. Roy we are now going to show you who your brother is.
The brother walks down the aisle and Roy's mouth flies open form shock.
Roy: It can't be!
Marth: Roy, I am your . brother.
Oprah: Can you explain what life was like when you took care of Marth?
Marth: Well, on Christmas I told our mom that I wanted a Little Betty doll and, she said she was going to go get dad some liquor. I just knew she was going to get me one of those Little Betty dolls. It was raining hard that morning, it was foggy, and the road was very slippery. Then mom died from.
Roy: A car accident!
Marth: No. breast cancer. I had to take the responsibility of mom. I had to get a job, provide food, get dad his crack, and breast feed you!
Roy: No it can't be! You aren't my brother! You can't be my brother.
Oprah: And why is that?!
Roy: Cause.
Oprah: We'll be back after these commercials.
Announcer: Come and try our new McDonalds Chicken Sandwich. It's only $2.99! What great taste and get a free large drink when you buy 2. You save over $1.50! Great! Now come and get the sandwich.
Oprah: We are now back and we have a drunken dinosaur that decides to change his name and a few other things. Welcome to the show Bowser!
Bowser: Hi Okra!
Oprah: It's O-ppppp-rah!
Bowser: Whatever.
Oprah: Now what do you want to change your name to?
Bowser: Wassaber.
Oprah: What?!
Bowser: Wassaber.
Oprah: Please pronounce that slowly.
Bowser: Was.a.beer.
Oprah: Ok so what else do you want to change?
Bowser: I also need to change my medication.my laxatives aren't strong enough!
Oprah: How?
Bowser: I am constipated and I just can't seem to get this thing out of me.
Oprah: Maybe you should go pray to God. Come one lets pray.
Bowser: Our Father which are in heaven. how would it be thine name.. let me release this evil demon inside of me.
*Angels start singing!
*BBBBOOOOMMMM
Y.Link pops out!
Oprah: Ewe clean up this stage.
Bowser: I feel ΒΌ of a gram lighter.
Oprah: So do you feel any better?
Bowser: Yeah but I just ate these beans so * Fart* Hey Oprah you got a little something' on your face.
Bowser's shit hardened on Oprah's face so all you could here is mumbles.
Oprah:Mmmmm-hhmmm (I can't breathe)
Bowser: The more you struggle the more it hardens!
The stage managers get a jack hammer and get it offs Oprah face.
Oprah: I'm filing a law suit!
The stage members get Bowser off the stage and put a plug in him.
Commercial
Oprah: Now this is the end of the show! See ya folks!
Bowser: Let's have a keg party!
Quin: Okay I'll invite everyone.
*Quin picks up the phone, dials one number, then everyone's phone rings and he invites them over.
Sorry but it has to end here but you'll see the next chapter."Keg Party"!
Post your reviews and flame all you want. It just makes more reviews so what's the point. Hah! Like I care if you flame. Later Days, Quin