Quinmaster: Sorry I haven't updated faster. I will try to update this story faster because I am deleting my old stories and starting a new set of stories. So if you haven't read any of them I am sorry. They just have to go. How many days will it take to update? Maybe once a week or every two weeks. Now I will start the story.
Bowser: Quin, have you ordered the beer for the party?
Quin: Not yet but give me five minutes the party doesn't start till 8:00 and it 11:00.
Bowser: Please hurry and order the beer because if I don't have beer I will get a stomache ache?
Quin: Uhhh? Yeah gotcha?
Boser: I haven't drank beer today, yesterday, or 3 years from now!
Quin: Idiot!
Quin calls on the phone to order the beer but Mr. Game & Watch answers because he works there.
Quin: I would like to order 500 cases of beer.
Mr. G: beep Beeper Beepity. (500 Cheers?)
Quin: No Beer.
Mr. G: Beeperity Beep (500 deer?)
Quin: Beer asshole!
Mr. G: Beepy! (Ohh beer) Beepersome. (I'll have it by 6:00.)
~8:00 At The Party~
Link walks in looking for Zelda and spots her chugging beer.
Link: Zelda, what happened to you?! Are you pregnant?
Zelda: (drunkly) Nope. I just got a beer belly. You like it?
Link: No! Get rid of it!
Zelda uses her magic and gets rid of the belly. But she picks up a beer and puts some Prozak in it!
Zelda: Link lets go into the back room and I'll give you a little sumthin' sumthin'!
Link: Hell Yeah!
Zelda get a reaction from the Prozak when they get into the room.
Zelda: What's my name Link?
Link: Zelda!
Zelda: Who's is it Link who's is it? *Smack*
Link:Oww! Yours!
Zelda Bites Link and Link tries to get away!
Zelda: Aww you ain't goin' nowhere!
Link: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
~Quin has to Go to the Bathroom~
Quin walks in the bathroom and yet sees Mario and Samus!
Quin: Oohh Weee! I am going to tell Peach!
Mario: No it's not what it looks like!
Quin: Yeah it looks like you are short in all the ways!
Quin runs out and goes to find Peach and ….. well….*gulp*…Zelda!
Quin: Oh My god! I am gonna tell Link!
Peach: No … I am not gay! Her stuff is sour!
Zelda: Well yours is raw!
Quin: Don't change the subject!
Quin runs to find Link but finds him in the living room with Jiggly Puff!
Quin: What the Fuck?
Link: Well….I still liked her.
Quin: Jiggly Puff I am surprised! Now I have to tell Young Link!
Jiggly: Jigger Jig! ( Aww the regular Link is better anyway!)
Quin runs to the kitchen and finds…a glass of beer! Hey all this runnin' is making me tired! _
Quin finds Y. Link with ,,, I really don't want to say!
Quin: Oh my Lord Y. Link I never would have guessed it!
Y. Link: I am tired of mmy brother and I don't want to be like him.
Capt. Falcon: Yeah! So if you wanna join stay! If not let us finish.
Quin walks out slowly and says---
Quin: Bye!
Y. Link & Capt. Falcon: See ya!
After Quin leaves he hurls!
~The Party is Over thanks to and Explosion!
Gannondorf: No Bowser don't do it!
Bowser: Yeah I am goin' in!
Gannon: No please I will never regret it!
Bowser: This is my first time so lets see what happens.
Gannon: Its gonna explode!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The whole place blows up and everyon flies in different spaces.
Gannon: You had to blow fire on the beer!
Quinmaster: What were you thinking they were doing you sick pervert!
Samus: Bowser I Love You!!
Bowser: She Demon!!!!!!!!!!
Peach: Zelda I will never forget you!
Zelda: Peach you are the best!
Young Link: Did you use a condom?
Capt. Falcon: No.. It takes away all the feelings!
Quin: Mario don't you think I haven't forgotten!
Mario: My Princess will never forgive me!
Oprah: Bowser! This shit still hasn't come off!
Bowser: Sue!!! ME!
Everyone! Looks like Super Smash Bros. And Oprah are blasting off separately.
DDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
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Quinmater:Review please all flame swill be posted up and laughed at! So I really don't care about your criticism suckers!!