kokoro: i totally DOUBT anyone will review this fic anymore...but i just had the sudden urge to write.

hiei: does that mean i'll still be here?

kokoro: yes, but, since i haven't updated in such a long time, our usual review-ers probably won't review.

hiei: .:brightens up a little:. no more crazy fangirls?

kokoro: no, you'll still have to worry about that

hiei: damn.

aiko: .:ahem:. thanks to you pplz

thanks:

Apathetis senko-reignofisis: woah, long name. XD haha, anbywho, thanks a lot!! yea, more into humor than romance :D

passionateangel: you reviewed!! yay!!!! .:sniffle:. thanks that relly inspired me :D

kenshinobessed: haha, thanks a bunch battosai, love you lots ^_~

kitsunegirl: oooo nice one, maybe i will do that. ^-^

k+b_fan: haha, yea, i can actually imagine hiei doing that XD

eunc and rei: oooo gettting ideas now...where do you work rei?? haha j/p . thanks a lot. ^-^

mallory: hehe, thanks!! i'll update this fic daily if i have the time.

smile33happy6: hehe, thanks! toaster, everyone keeps recalling that incident ^_~

meiko m: i will update!! i will continue this ficcie!! and i will finish it!! some...how..

kokoro: you know, i suddenly got inspired by these reviews!!!

hiei: oh no...

aiko: awright!! you go!! ^0^

kokoro: nyahahahahhah!!!

hyperactivephycopathispoptaaaaaart:

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note: thanks to kitsunegirl for this wonderful idea :D

--youko's lair---

kuronue's POV

"What do you want with me!?" I yelled over to Aiko, still tied up might I add.

"Just drink it!! I'll drink it too. After you of course." She said back to me.

"What am I?! Your guine pig?!"

"Looks like you figured out my plan..."

Okay, now she was scaring me. "Let..me out of here-" I felt liquid go down my throat. Me and my big mouth...literally.

"Drink up!!!" The littel devil said while she rushed the potion down my throat.

I closed my eyes for a couple of secinds...I suddenly felt weird...I felt...thinner. What was going on!?

"Aiko, being human doesn't feel right.." I looked up to her for an answer she was wide-eyed and staring at something on me. Following her gaze I looked at my chest. What the heck were those- oh crap.

"Aiko!!!! You made me into a woman you freaking idiot!!!"

"I didn't mean too, something wrong must've happened!!!" She countered.

"Damn you! When I get my hands on you."

"Look, i'm sorry. I'll just fix the antidote..and..uh oh.."

"What now?!?!"

"We ran out of ingredients...and if we try to get some it'll take longer to make..."

"You.....baka!!! COme here you!!!" I jumped up and down in my chair.

"I didn't mean too!!!!" Aiko yelled. oooo...she's goingto die.

I chased her around the den. Now, by then, if you walked in you would see a femaled bat youkai jumping in a chair while chasing a hanyou. Usually it would be funny. If you laugh though i'll kill you(A/N: woah, tandom stuff).

"Aiko, you better get the ingedients now!!!!"

"For the antidote we have to travel all the ay to ningenkai though!!!" I stopped dead in my tracks, she did too.

"This better not be an excuse."

"It's not, why d you think I sent a plant obsessed freak there!?"

"To get his mate and come home....?"

"That and some flowers, they come real handy."

"Off topic! Let's go!"

"Okay!" She scurried off out the door.

"Hey! AIko!! Untie me first! Aiko?!?!?!?! Get back here you freak!!!" I yelled over to her. When I get out of this mess she is soooooo dead.

--at some fastfood place---

Third person's POV

"Now Youko chan...you still owe me. You too Hiei, my apartment almost burned down." Botan said.

Youko twitched a little and said, "And the point of this is....?"

"You take a spactual and you flip that round meat thing." Botan said.

"This is pathtic, I really shouldn't be here." Youko said.

"Now, now. Don't worry, I'll be working here too. Waitress Botan right here."

Youko looked at Botan. "Nice outfit...and why is everything "happy" colors?"

Botan first smacked Youko for looking at her skirt then said, "How should I know? Personbally I like the color lightskyblue."

"And i'm stuck with light green."

"It suits you."

"What about Hiei?"

"Well..er..." Botan and Youko glanced at Hiei who was working at the cash box.

"Uhmm...I want a soda..and a umm...." A custmor was trying to make his decsion(sp) about the meal.

"Just choose somethign damnit!!!!" Hiei yelled. It was bad enough to wear pink to school, but now he wore pink to work.

'I demand my rights...'Hiei thought.

"O, nevermind. I'll have nothing. THnaks a lot though-" The customor was didn't finish his sentence because Hiei grabbed him by the collar.

Hiei then yelled, "You spent half and hour looking at the damn menu and you don't want anything!?!?!"

"Erm..well..."

"Buy something!!! Or feel my Jaou entsu Bakryuuha!"

"Your...what???"

Youko grabbed Hiei's wrist and said, "Come on Hiei, let the buyer go and move on."

"But-"

"Hiei...killing is bad." Botan said.

Hiei rolled his eyes and let go of the guy. Then he glared at the other customers saying 'Buy something or die'.

Youko and Botan signed and went back to work.

As Botan went over to clean table number six a customer(A/N: who we'll assume it's a guy) started to flirt with Botan.

"You sure you don't wanna stop by my house tonight?" The guy flirted.

"No, now please let me work."

"Aw come on, all work and no play-"

"Makes me four bucks an hour."

"Heh, your smart I like that."

"Sort of makes me wish I was dumb..." Botan muttered.

Youko clenched his fists. 'Don't ill the guy Don't kill the guy Don't kill the guy' Youko kept on thinking.

"Aw come on babe, please..." The guy asked Botan.

"Don't call me that."

"Hey, Youko." Hiei motioned his hand in front of Youko's face.

"I am serious. Stopit." Botan yelled to the guy.

"...Youko?" Hiei asked again.

Then in a flash Youko ran over there and held the guy up by his collar just like Hiei did.

"What'd you call her?! Huh?!" Youko yelled.

"Ano...Youko chan." Botan sweatdropped.

"Crap..." Hiei muttered, then rushed over to Youko.

"And he tells me not to kill." Hiei muttered to Botan.

"Youko cha...people are staring.." Botan said.

"Youko, listen to the woman." Hiei said.

"Erm...one more struggle." Youko said to Botan.

"Youko...erm..killingis uhm...bad." Hiei said.'What the hell am I saying?!

Youko threw the guy on the ground then in came the "nice" manager....

--outside the fastfood place---

"You know...it was your guys fault we got fired..." Botan said.

Hiei replied a "Hn", and Youko just shrugged.

"Youko!!! Hiei!!!! Botan!!!" Came a voice.

"Eh?? Isn't that AIko and Kuronue?" Botan said.

"Yea...but..Kuronue seems differrent somehow..." Youko said.

Suddenly you were able to hear a chuckle escape from Hiei.

"WHat wrong Hiei?" Botan asked.

"It seems Kuronue got in toch with his femine self." Hiei said.

....??!?!?!

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Kokoro: woot woot. I'm done!!

Aiko: hoorah!!!

hiei: .:chokes kokoro again:. pink!?!?!? You just love to torture me don't you?!?!??!

kokoro: X.x

aiko: eh heh... '.'

hiei: stop doing that face!!!

aiko: '.' but reviewers say it suits me ^-^

hiei: baka.

kokoro: X.x