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Disclaimer: If I owned them I would be making another Super Smash Brothers game for the Nintendo Gamecube!
~~~~~~Love Finder~~~~~~
Quin: Okay we have a special guest Capt. Falcon! He is trying to find his true love so please give a warm round of applause to Capt. Falcon.
Audience: *CLAP* *CALP*
Quin: Okay Capt. Falcon, do you know the rules?
Capt. F: No.
Quin: You ask 1 questions to the 3 mystery contestants and when you have asked all 3 1 question you must choose who is your true love. Now let's begin!
Capt. Falcon: Okay, Mystery Contestant # 1 if you were in a strip club which would you where when you took of your clothes A. Thong B. Pad C.Steering Wheel?
Contestant #1: Well-a maybe a pad?
Capt. Falcon: Contestant#2, If you were in a car and you ran over Mario what would you do?
Contestant #2: Well I would stand over him and say "You got knocked the Fuck Out!".
Capt. Falcon: Contestant #3, If you met Bowser and you had a gun what would you do?
Contestant #3: Well I would kill him because this shit is still on my face!
(You'll have to read my other fic Smashing People to understand that.)
Quin: Well pick your Contesstant.
Capt. Falcon: Well I pick Contestant #...uhh…2!
Quin: Contestant #2 come on out!
Capt. Falcon: Yes! Yes! I finally got him!
Link: What!? Quin you said there would be a hot girl!
Quin: (desperately) That's all the time we have for today!
Capt. Falcon: Come on I have a nice hot bath waiting at my house!
Link: Quin when the next chapter comes I am gonna kill you!
Quin: Well think of it this way…he had Young Link so you should be gay.
Link: He what?! Why when I get my hand---oww!(Knocked Out!)
Capt. Falcon: This steering wheel aught to shut him up!
Quin: See ya next time!
Quinmaster: Maybe not as funny but I wll have funnier. B)