Quinmaster: Sorry for the missed updates. I completely forgot about the
fic. Thanks to Totokeke for reminding me I had to update my fics! ^_^ Now I
am a happy guy. Now lets get to the story!
Young Link was low on his supply of MOO MOO milk. He was going crazy if he didn't get any. Moo Moo milk I mean.
Young Link: I need milk! Milk.
Bowser walks in the room holding a jug of Moo Moo milk.
Y. Link: Please can I have just a sip of milk? Please, I will do anything!
Bowser: Hmm. Anything you say! Here have the whole bottle!
Boswer handed Y. Link the bottle and he drank to his hearts content but something was wrong.
Young Link: *spits* EWWWW! What is this?
Bowser: Ha Ha Ha! That was white food coloring with shit in it. Produced by me. Didn't you check the label on the bottle?
Young Link read the bottle carefully and it read "Made by Bowser. I shit in it and You drank it. I also make beer made from Pee. enjoy!"
Young Link: Aw this can't get any worse!
Bowser: You have something to do for me. It's a deal now I want you to..
Zelda walked up to Quin asking lots of questions.
Zelda: Have you told Link about me and Peach/
Quin: Maybe. If you give me some money then you will know if I told or not.
Zelda: How much do you want?
Quin: 999 coins.
Zelda: How about 99 lives. They are the same amount.
Quin: Okay and you have to do something else?
Zelda: What would that be? I can do anything.
Quin: well can you make Peach smarter?
Zelda:o.0 I can do anything but that!
Quin: Well double her IQ!
Zelda: Okay! Double Peach's IQ! Done. Peach now has an IQ of 30.
Quin: So she really is dumb?
Peach walked in the room with a wig.
Zelda: Has your hair grown back yet?
Peach: No! I want hair1 I am bald!
Quin: SO that is why she did that with you! You looked like a man.
Peach: You little brat if I were a little smarted and stronger then I would stick my foot in you!
Quin: God sure didn't stick any hair on you!
Zelda: HA HA HA! Bald Peach! Bald Peach!
Peach: Leave my bald head alone!
Quin pulls off Peach's wig and shines a light on her head.
Quin: I can see my reflection!
Zelda: Peach you are so bald, I can see your thoughts!
Peach: Why you little! I should kill you!
Peach pulled out a giant needle and started attacking Quin and Zelda. Luckily Peach didn't know how to fight and she stabbed herself a LOT!
~ 2 Hours Later ~
Peach stuck herself so many times she looked like a piece of Swiss Cheese.
Quin: Mmm. I am hungry! *breaks off a piece of Peach*
Zelda: What does she taste like?
Quin: Peach's and Cream Cheese.
Peach: Stop eating me!
Zelda: Ewww. Peach that didn't sound right!
Quin: I know what likes cheese! Mice!
Quin let out dozens of mice and they attacked Peach, but cats ate all the mice then started on Peach!
Peach: help! My Pussy's going crazy! Help! Bad pussy! Bad, bad, bad---
All The Cats: Peachy!
Quin: Maybe we should go.
Zelda and Quin walk out of the living room slowly. Making sure the cats don't attack them.
Link: So do you want to?
Marth: I am not sure. Maybe we should have a conversation before we do.
Link: No we can go ahead and do it. No one is watching.
Marth: You go first. You get the top and I get the bottom.
Link: Okay the bed is going to rock a LOT!
Marth: It won't disturb me. As long as I get to wear the you know what.
Link: Okay I have the top bunk, you have the bottom bunk, and you get to wear the blue PJ's.
Marth: Okay. Cool with me.
Fox: Hey Mewtwo. Com here. Now.
Mewtwo: What do you want now? This better not be the same thing that happened before.
Fox: Don't worry it won't hurt this time.
Mewtwo: It did last time and remember what Young Link did?
Fox: Don't worry about it. Just spread your legs and enjpy it.
Mewtwo: Okay. Remember, None of that "Who your Poke'mon Master" Stuff either.
~2 hours later~
Fox: I win. I pinned you first.
Mewtwo: How come everytime we wrestle you win?
Fox: Because I have the Power! It's morphing Time!
Fox turns into a Red Power Ranger.
Fox: Kyah!
Metwo: Wrong show! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jiggly Puff: PUFF! JIGGLY! (What the Fuck?!)
Jiggly Puff had walked in on Young Link and Bowser.
Bowser: Quickly get it out! Get it out now!
Y. Link: I'm trying it's not budging!
Jiggly Puff: Jigg! *pounds Y. Link*
Young Link: Oww! I am helping Bowser get this dookie out!
Jiggly Puff: Jig Jiggly ( You haven't given me any in 4 chapters )
Young Link: I turned GAY!
Jiggly Puff: JIG PUFF! (WHAT?!)
Bowser: Yeah he turned gay. Go fight Captain Falcon if you are so mad!
Jiggly Puff: Jig Puff! Puffer! ( I am getting my man back! )
Roy: Okay. So I want to get A blood test saying Marth is my brother.
Oprah: Why?! We said he is your brother! I am Oprah Winfrey! I know everything!
Roy: Do you have any film clips of my brother?
Oprah: Yes. We do! A clip from about well today!
~Clip Rolls~
Marth: Ride me Link!
Link: Yes! God you are so tight!
MArth: Roy isn't my brother! He is my son!
Link: How? Who is the mom?
Marth: Ride me harder and I will tell you!
Link: Now tell me!
Marth: I am the mother and the father is, Gannondorf! He came out of the hole in my penis!
Link: 0.o
~Clip Scartches~
Roy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Oprah: I..I.I am wrong! Oh well. Well, we know who your father and MOTHER!
Roy: *faints*
Jiggly Puff: Jig Jigger! (I want my man back)
Falco: So you want your man back. Well make him jealous.
Jigy Puff; Jig Pufff? (How? With who?)
Falco: Kirby! Kirby come out!
Kirby: Poyo! (Come here sweet thang!)
Jiggly Puff: PUFF! PUFF! (I found love)
Kirby and Jiggly Puff dance the Tango!
Falco: And the day is saved thanks to THE SUPER SMASH BROTHERS and women!
Quinmaster: I have to end it here. I will update as soon as possible. And toflamers and haters united, I don't care if you don't like my fics. Then why did you read it if you are just going to talk about how bad it is. Although I like getting reveiews! Yeah! So R and R for me!
Later Days,
Quin
Young Link was low on his supply of MOO MOO milk. He was going crazy if he didn't get any. Moo Moo milk I mean.
Young Link: I need milk! Milk.
Bowser walks in the room holding a jug of Moo Moo milk.
Y. Link: Please can I have just a sip of milk? Please, I will do anything!
Bowser: Hmm. Anything you say! Here have the whole bottle!
Boswer handed Y. Link the bottle and he drank to his hearts content but something was wrong.
Young Link: *spits* EWWWW! What is this?
Bowser: Ha Ha Ha! That was white food coloring with shit in it. Produced by me. Didn't you check the label on the bottle?
Young Link read the bottle carefully and it read "Made by Bowser. I shit in it and You drank it. I also make beer made from Pee. enjoy!"
Young Link: Aw this can't get any worse!
Bowser: You have something to do for me. It's a deal now I want you to..
Zelda walked up to Quin asking lots of questions.
Zelda: Have you told Link about me and Peach/
Quin: Maybe. If you give me some money then you will know if I told or not.
Zelda: How much do you want?
Quin: 999 coins.
Zelda: How about 99 lives. They are the same amount.
Quin: Okay and you have to do something else?
Zelda: What would that be? I can do anything.
Quin: well can you make Peach smarter?
Zelda:o.0 I can do anything but that!
Quin: Well double her IQ!
Zelda: Okay! Double Peach's IQ! Done. Peach now has an IQ of 30.
Quin: So she really is dumb?
Peach walked in the room with a wig.
Zelda: Has your hair grown back yet?
Peach: No! I want hair1 I am bald!
Quin: SO that is why she did that with you! You looked like a man.
Peach: You little brat if I were a little smarted and stronger then I would stick my foot in you!
Quin: God sure didn't stick any hair on you!
Zelda: HA HA HA! Bald Peach! Bald Peach!
Peach: Leave my bald head alone!
Quin pulls off Peach's wig and shines a light on her head.
Quin: I can see my reflection!
Zelda: Peach you are so bald, I can see your thoughts!
Peach: Why you little! I should kill you!
Peach pulled out a giant needle and started attacking Quin and Zelda. Luckily Peach didn't know how to fight and she stabbed herself a LOT!
~ 2 Hours Later ~
Peach stuck herself so many times she looked like a piece of Swiss Cheese.
Quin: Mmm. I am hungry! *breaks off a piece of Peach*
Zelda: What does she taste like?
Quin: Peach's and Cream Cheese.
Peach: Stop eating me!
Zelda: Ewww. Peach that didn't sound right!
Quin: I know what likes cheese! Mice!
Quin let out dozens of mice and they attacked Peach, but cats ate all the mice then started on Peach!
Peach: help! My Pussy's going crazy! Help! Bad pussy! Bad, bad, bad---
All The Cats: Peachy!
Quin: Maybe we should go.
Zelda and Quin walk out of the living room slowly. Making sure the cats don't attack them.
Link: So do you want to?
Marth: I am not sure. Maybe we should have a conversation before we do.
Link: No we can go ahead and do it. No one is watching.
Marth: You go first. You get the top and I get the bottom.
Link: Okay the bed is going to rock a LOT!
Marth: It won't disturb me. As long as I get to wear the you know what.
Link: Okay I have the top bunk, you have the bottom bunk, and you get to wear the blue PJ's.
Marth: Okay. Cool with me.
Fox: Hey Mewtwo. Com here. Now.
Mewtwo: What do you want now? This better not be the same thing that happened before.
Fox: Don't worry it won't hurt this time.
Mewtwo: It did last time and remember what Young Link did?
Fox: Don't worry about it. Just spread your legs and enjpy it.
Mewtwo: Okay. Remember, None of that "Who your Poke'mon Master" Stuff either.
~2 hours later~
Fox: I win. I pinned you first.
Mewtwo: How come everytime we wrestle you win?
Fox: Because I have the Power! It's morphing Time!
Fox turns into a Red Power Ranger.
Fox: Kyah!
Metwo: Wrong show! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jiggly Puff: PUFF! JIGGLY! (What the Fuck?!)
Jiggly Puff had walked in on Young Link and Bowser.
Bowser: Quickly get it out! Get it out now!
Y. Link: I'm trying it's not budging!
Jiggly Puff: Jigg! *pounds Y. Link*
Young Link: Oww! I am helping Bowser get this dookie out!
Jiggly Puff: Jig Jiggly ( You haven't given me any in 4 chapters )
Young Link: I turned GAY!
Jiggly Puff: JIG PUFF! (WHAT?!)
Bowser: Yeah he turned gay. Go fight Captain Falcon if you are so mad!
Jiggly Puff: Jig Puff! Puffer! ( I am getting my man back! )
Roy: Okay. So I want to get A blood test saying Marth is my brother.
Oprah: Why?! We said he is your brother! I am Oprah Winfrey! I know everything!
Roy: Do you have any film clips of my brother?
Oprah: Yes. We do! A clip from about well today!
~Clip Rolls~
Marth: Ride me Link!
Link: Yes! God you are so tight!
MArth: Roy isn't my brother! He is my son!
Link: How? Who is the mom?
Marth: Ride me harder and I will tell you!
Link: Now tell me!
Marth: I am the mother and the father is, Gannondorf! He came out of the hole in my penis!
Link: 0.o
~Clip Scartches~
Roy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Oprah: I..I.I am wrong! Oh well. Well, we know who your father and MOTHER!
Roy: *faints*
Jiggly Puff: Jig Jigger! (I want my man back)
Falco: So you want your man back. Well make him jealous.
Jigy Puff; Jig Pufff? (How? With who?)
Falco: Kirby! Kirby come out!
Kirby: Poyo! (Come here sweet thang!)
Jiggly Puff: PUFF! PUFF! (I found love)
Kirby and Jiggly Puff dance the Tango!
Falco: And the day is saved thanks to THE SUPER SMASH BROTHERS and women!
Quinmaster: I have to end it here. I will update as soon as possible. And toflamers and haters united, I don't care if you don't like my fics. Then why did you read it if you are just going to talk about how bad it is. Although I like getting reveiews! Yeah! So R and R for me!
Later Days,
Quin