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Disclaimer: I do not own them. I also do not own Eclipse Passion. This character is owned by a friend of mine. Ask her if you can use her. Thank you Eclipse!

~Meet Eclipse the Goddess~

Eclipse walked in on Peach, Zelda, and Samus watching T.V. She was a new smasher a Goddess so to speak. She boasts incredible powers and is very patient. A very lovely Vixen.

Eclipse: Hey guys. I'm a new character! When do we fight?

Zelda: When the narrator gives us a match. Are you some new princess? You best watch yourself. I am the strongest and prettiest female.

Peach: Hah! I am I don't even have to wear make-up! My face naturally makes the blush and lipstick.

Zelda got very angry and wiped her hand across Peach's face finding her glove smudged with Bowser's shit. It was food colored.

Zelda: Ah SHIT!

Eclipse gave a quick giggle and used her very powerful Goddess powers to clean Zelda's glove.

Samus: Oooh. Looks like someone else has magic powers like you.

Zedla: Let's settle whom is the strongest. This will be a 4-Way match between Me the pretty one, Samus the one with the suit, Peach the hussy-whore, and you Eclipse Pussy.

Eclipse: It is Passion! The last name is Passion! I won't mind knocking you ugly bitches out of an arena. I won't even have to use my Goddess powers to whup y'all asses.

~The new Fox~

WoolfwoodFox's nickname was WF. He carried a REAL gun instead of some fake blaster. After a very tiring flight he wanted to lay down, little did he know he was laying in the same room as Capt. Falcon.

WF: Ah. My feet hurt. I need a long rest.

Capt. Falcon:  You know what goes best with hurting feet? Hot sex…

Capt. Falcon gave that "I want you" glare. Fox backed away a bit, but Capt. Falcon came closer.

WF: Excuse me. I don't get down like that. I would rather sleep with my beautiful wife…Eclipse Passion.

Capt. Falcon: Women are whiney bitches…fuck a man and see if he can ride you like I can.

WF: Insult my wife again and I will have to get Mid-evil on your ass.

Sparks flew between these two. After he got dumped by Young Link and Link slept with Gannondorf and Marth was still chasing Quin. He needed some good action.

WF: Leave me alone. Now!

Capt. Falcon: I said no!  I want some now!

WF: I'm straight okay. Now *pulls out gun* Bye Bye! *shoots*

Capt. Falcon flew threw the wall, a pool full of sharks, and a cheese grater. He now was bite sized pieces and Bowser game into the room and ate him.

Bowser: Mmmmm. Capt. Falcon's like kids!

~3 Bitches and a real Goddess~

The match had begun. Eclipse rushed at Peach. He gave two quick punches and a high kick. She threw a chair (she can't use her powers :p) but Peach retaliated by opening her Parasol and blocking it. Peach floated above Eclipse and gave a the Crown Smack. Eclipse flew back and hit the wall. Her Eclipse power had kicked in. Her eyes glazed over and she started floating. Thunder stuck Peach and sent her flying off the stage. A one hit KO!

Zelda gave a quick flash attach but Samus's suit blocked it. Samus gave a Screw Attack, found a poke'ball and threw it. Zelda was lying on the ground and the Poke'Ball opened. Out came Zapdos and used it Thunder attack. Zelda quickly used Nayrus' Love and deflected it. Samus was struck…hard. Samus charged her shot but Zelda transformed into Shiek(the first time in this story). Shiek threw some needles and stopped the charging. Samus rushed in and sent Shiek flying! Shiek tried teleporting but he failed because it was a short 3rd jump. KO to Zelda!

Now only a warrior was left and a nice Goddess. Samus charged her shot and let it loose!

Eclipse was guarded by her new found power "Eclipse Force" which counted all damage in half. Samus went on the physical and knocked Eclipse off of her feet. She was just a waiting target. She picked herself up and used "Eternal Dance". Eclipse did a wonderful yet mysterious dance. Samus was to die in three steps. Samus had to make a move. One step and a high kick. Eclipse got back up and pulled Samus's arm and she took 4 steps! AUTO KO!

ECLIPSE THE CHAMPION!

~ End~

I will update quickly. I promise this time. I will have a lot of time this week and next week. So expect quicker updates! Remember R&R!