This has probably been clichéd to death, but I'm doing it anyway. If I
owned JTHM, Justin Timberlake or "Bloody Valentine" (Good Charlotte) why
would I be writing fanfics about them?
BLOODY VALENTINE
Oh my love
Please don't cry
I'll wash my bloody hands and
We'll start a new life
The room is dark and rain is seen flowing like so many little rivers down the windows of Johnny's house. He comes inside wet with more than just water, clenching a knife dripping with blood. He puts down the knife and picks up the phone.
I ripped out
His throat and called you on the telephone to
Take off
My disguise just in time to hear you cry
"Hello?" Devi answers, her voice scratchy like she had been crying.
"Happy Valentines Day.", said Johnny. He knew exactly why she had been crying. He made it happen.
"Justin (yup, Timberlake. DIIIEEEE!!!) was murdered.", Devi said before collapsing into a flood of tears once again.
"I heard. But you deserve better."
You mourn the death of your bloody Valentine
The night he died
You mourn the death of your bloody Valentine
One last time
Johnny then sings to her, trying to do what seems impossible and comfort her.
Oh my love
Please don't cry
I'll wash my bloody hands and
We'll start a new life
I don't know much at all
I don't know wrong from right
All I know is that I love you tonight
"No, no NOOO!!!!!!" Devi screamed and slammed the phone down on the receiver. She knew that Johnny was exactly the type of person to do this but she was still in denial about Justin's death. The next morning, two things slid under her door. The first was the newspaper. The second was a tape with dried blood on it. And she finally came to the realization that her worst fear had come true. Johnny finally killed Justin.
There was
Police and flashing lights
The rain came down so hard that night
The headlines read
"A lover died" no telltale heart was left to find
Her memory flashed back to that horrible night that was only yesterday. She would try to forget it, but she knew that it would never escape her.
You mourn the death of your bloody Valentine
The night he died
You mourn the death of your bloody Valentine
One last time
Despite her best instincts, Devi peeled the dried blood from the tape and put it into her radio and listened. It was Johnny again.
Oh my love
Please don't cry
I'll wash my bloody hands and
We'll start a new life
I don't know much at all
I don't know wrong from right
All I know is that I love you tonight
He then went into detail, explaining his actions and just why he did what he did.
He dropped you off I followed him home
I stood outside his bedroom window
Standing over him he begged me not to do
What I knew I had to do
Cause I'm so in love with you
Oh my love
Please don't cry
I'll wash my bloody hands and
We'll start a new life
I don't know much at all
I don't know wrong from right
All I know is that I love you tonight
Tonight
TONIIIIIGGGHHHHHTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
There was a blood-curdling scream from the basement that finally woke Johnny up from his trance, listening to "Bloody Valentine".
"Wow. Talk about an overactive imagination!", he thought to himself as he turned off the CD to go take care of whoever was having an I-just-realized- I'm-going-to-die nervous breakdown in the basement. Another Valentines Day in the life of a homicidal maniac who still won't admit he's in love.
A/N: You didn't seriously think I could get through an entire fic without making fun of a boy band member or something equally as annoying, did you? And now here's a little something special for all of you out there who are single and tired of being made to feel like crap every Valentines Day! This is the one time I will support a mass conspiracy. For all of you who want to make this Valentines Day especially memorable, do things such as wear all black instead of red and pink and shout Happy Noodle Boy quotes at kissing couples. Just for fun!!! But those of you who are creative in your efforts will get an even more special reward!! Send me a story of what you did to personally make Valentines Day fun for the single in a review or pyrple_punk77@hotmail.com by February 28, 2003 and you will get to be a character in "Squeegee Casil and the Sorcerer's Kidney Stone"! Apparently, some find it difficult to spot a hidden cameo even when Jhonen and Roman are wearing name tags!!!!
BLOODY VALENTINE
Oh my love
Please don't cry
I'll wash my bloody hands and
We'll start a new life
The room is dark and rain is seen flowing like so many little rivers down the windows of Johnny's house. He comes inside wet with more than just water, clenching a knife dripping with blood. He puts down the knife and picks up the phone.
I ripped out
His throat and called you on the telephone to
Take off
My disguise just in time to hear you cry
"Hello?" Devi answers, her voice scratchy like she had been crying.
"Happy Valentines Day.", said Johnny. He knew exactly why she had been crying. He made it happen.
"Justin (yup, Timberlake. DIIIEEEE!!!) was murdered.", Devi said before collapsing into a flood of tears once again.
"I heard. But you deserve better."
You mourn the death of your bloody Valentine
The night he died
You mourn the death of your bloody Valentine
One last time
Johnny then sings to her, trying to do what seems impossible and comfort her.
Oh my love
Please don't cry
I'll wash my bloody hands and
We'll start a new life
I don't know much at all
I don't know wrong from right
All I know is that I love you tonight
"No, no NOOO!!!!!!" Devi screamed and slammed the phone down on the receiver. She knew that Johnny was exactly the type of person to do this but she was still in denial about Justin's death. The next morning, two things slid under her door. The first was the newspaper. The second was a tape with dried blood on it. And she finally came to the realization that her worst fear had come true. Johnny finally killed Justin.
There was
Police and flashing lights
The rain came down so hard that night
The headlines read
"A lover died" no telltale heart was left to find
Her memory flashed back to that horrible night that was only yesterday. She would try to forget it, but she knew that it would never escape her.
You mourn the death of your bloody Valentine
The night he died
You mourn the death of your bloody Valentine
One last time
Despite her best instincts, Devi peeled the dried blood from the tape and put it into her radio and listened. It was Johnny again.
Oh my love
Please don't cry
I'll wash my bloody hands and
We'll start a new life
I don't know much at all
I don't know wrong from right
All I know is that I love you tonight
He then went into detail, explaining his actions and just why he did what he did.
He dropped you off I followed him home
I stood outside his bedroom window
Standing over him he begged me not to do
What I knew I had to do
Cause I'm so in love with you
Oh my love
Please don't cry
I'll wash my bloody hands and
We'll start a new life
I don't know much at all
I don't know wrong from right
All I know is that I love you tonight
Tonight
TONIIIIIGGGHHHHHTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
There was a blood-curdling scream from the basement that finally woke Johnny up from his trance, listening to "Bloody Valentine".
"Wow. Talk about an overactive imagination!", he thought to himself as he turned off the CD to go take care of whoever was having an I-just-realized- I'm-going-to-die nervous breakdown in the basement. Another Valentines Day in the life of a homicidal maniac who still won't admit he's in love.
A/N: You didn't seriously think I could get through an entire fic without making fun of a boy band member or something equally as annoying, did you? And now here's a little something special for all of you out there who are single and tired of being made to feel like crap every Valentines Day! This is the one time I will support a mass conspiracy. For all of you who want to make this Valentines Day especially memorable, do things such as wear all black instead of red and pink and shout Happy Noodle Boy quotes at kissing couples. Just for fun!!! But those of you who are creative in your efforts will get an even more special reward!! Send me a story of what you did to personally make Valentines Day fun for the single in a review or pyrple_punk77@hotmail.com by February 28, 2003 and you will get to be a character in "Squeegee Casil and the Sorcerer's Kidney Stone"! Apparently, some find it difficult to spot a hidden cameo even when Jhonen and Roman are wearing name tags!!!!