Kokiri Girl: EVERYONE SAY "HI" TO MY NEW MUSE!!!

Kimmy the Forest Nymph: Uhhhhh.hi? * crickets chirp *

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Disclaimer: I own nothing. NOTHING!!! * stars crying * NOT ANYTHING AT * sniff * ALL!!!

Tael-san: What about me and Kimmy?

Kokiri Girl: That's not * sniff * much of an improvement.

~~~~~~~ /Yamis talking to Hikaris/ \Hikaris talking to Yamis\ ~~~~~~

Yugi hung up the phone and winced. Turning back to his friends, who were quite a ways off, he ran back to them, almost running over Harry in the process. Luckily he stepped out of the way just in time.

"Who's this so-called Bakura?" Link asked before Yugi could say anything.

"YOU WERE EAVESDROPPING???" Yugi shouted. * is starting to attract weird stares *

"No, I just happen to have excellent hearing." Link said, pointing to his pointy ears (A/N: Sorry, that was redundant.)

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A short while later, everyone had boarded the train. Including a new character to this story.Bakura!!!

Bakura, who is wandering about, just so happens to wander into the correct compartment, and scares Yugi half to death. (Or maybe the Ring guided him there, how should I know?)

"AARGH!!!", Yugi shouted, scaring Harry and Ron out of their skin. "I called you five minutes ago, so how did you get here so quickly?!"

"Do you know how to hot-wire a car? I do."

"Bakura!!!"

"Well, I do!"

"You shouldn't have though."

"Well, I did. And there's no way to change the past."

At this, Link mumbles inaudibly under his breath, "Wanna bet?"

"Hello." Harry chimed in. He was about to say, "Hi, I'm Harry. And you are?", but ended up saying, "Who are you?" which he knew was not remotely polite. But there was something not right about this boy either. ~~~~~~~

Kokiri Girl: I'm sooooooooo sorry about the short chapter. Really, I am. I kinda had a lot of homework. stupid social studies. Also, my computer screwed up the last chapter. Sowwy. I just stuck the next chapter down here instead. ~~~~~~~ "Well? What are you waiting for? Capture the confounded bird and make him deliver it", a cold voice rang out in the darkness. "There is just one problem. Ma'am. He's the only one here with hands", a second, deep, grinding voice said. "Whaaaaaat? I have to write this stupid, this RUDDY LETTER?!" Another voice joined the first two, evil and full of malice. This one seemed to be a man's voice, instead of a harsh, disembodied one like the other two. ~~~~~~~ A short while after arriving at Hogwarts, there was a loud call of, "Firs' year this way! Firs' years follow me!" As Harry and his friends walked over to Hagrid, busily talking about Yugi's hair, the two millenium items, and Link's greatest foes, the subject of why Yugi, Bakura, and Link were attending Hogwarts came up.
/Should we tell them?/
\Yes. We can trust them\
/Okay, but the consequences are now on your head, Yugi/ "Okay." Yugi started, and they all turned to face him. "Bakura and I came because of a disturbance in the Shadow Realm, namely a new Item seems to have arisen and we need to prepare to face it." Everyone gawked. Link said, "Okay, my turn. Three of my greatest foes have broken out of the seals the Sages and I sealed them in, namely Ganon, Majora, and Vaati." Having talked about this before, they knew who these fiends were, but were still quite shocked at the thought that they escaped. "Now that they're working together, I'll need some extra firepower, though." Everyone gawked even more. They were at the fleet of small boats now, and Hagrid was calling, "No more'n three to a boat", so Yugi, Bakura, and Link climbed into one, and Harry, Ron, and Hermione in another. ~~~~~~~ (Ten minutes later) "Harry Potter!" "GRYFFINDOR!!!" "Ronald Weasley!" "GRYFFINDOR!!!" "Link!" (Thinking, "I have the Triforce of COURAGE! As in bravery!!") "GRYFFINDOR!!!" "Yugi Motou!" "GRYFFINDOR!!! "Bakura Ryou!" His evil side surfaced at this, but Bakura was able to fight it back down, mid-word. "SLYTHER- wait -GRYFFINDOR!!!" The teachers muttered at this. As the Sorting ended, everyone sat to the feast. For some odd reason, Bakura was eating peppermint humbugs like he'd never eat again. Yugi stuffed his face with potatoes, while Link attacked the steak. Harry loaded his plate with everything he could reach and dug in. Everyone was talking happily. Until the battered owl flew through the window. "Hey, that's my owl." Link said, looking surprised. "Come here Kaepora. I'm over here." Kaepora landed painfully, wincing at every step he took. Slowly, slowly, he walked the length of the table, finally collapsing into Link's lap with a final, "For you, master Link." He then fainted, crumbling into a heap of feathers. ~~~~~~~

Tael-san: Replies!

Kokiri Girl: Better.

Lost Dragon 'Kin: Actually, it meant that he hit it head on. We use "into and through" in our house a lot. Sorry.

SailorSun8: Sure! You can hug him as soon as I can get him into the story!!! And him too!!! DeathAngel2005: TYPING!!! * computer blows up * AUGH!! TOO MUCH HOMEWORK!!!

DJ-Latios: Typing.typing.AARGH!!! STUPID SPELLCHECK!!! No mom, I'm talking to the computer.

Kimmy: Nothing's worse than the cheese!!!

Kokiri Girl: Nope. Alright, for all you confuzzled readers out there, I was on the phone with Kimmy and started talking to cheese. WHAT?! HASN'T ANYONE BEEN ON A SUGAR HIGH BEFORE?! StarDragon Blue: 1. Try not to tick me off.
2. What the heck is a MSTer?
3. It is rated a humor ficcy for a reason -_-;;
4. Someone has something to say to you. Harry: * standing on head in a clown suit * I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all
Steamed up
Hear me shout:
"Tip me over
And pour me out!!!" Thank you very much!!! All for now!!!!!!!! ^__________________________________________^