Ok, I know that you're thinking that I have lost my way and
have forgotten about all my stories, well, YOU'RE WRONG! W-R-O-N-G! Also,
most of the humor in this story is well, crude in a sort I guess, but it is
humor so let's start!
Bill watched as he plummeted to the ground. His life flashed before his eyes in an instant. He saw everything, and in wonderful detail too. As he began to reach about 200 feet from the planet's surface, he closed his eyes.
'What a goof! The first day I fly without me parachute and I'm thrown out of my Arwing by some kidnapper with my shrink doctor in her hands. Thos can't possibly be happening!' Bill thought, and then he felt himself land on something hard. With his eyes still closed, he felt around the exterior of what he had landed on and soon realized it as an Arwing.
"You ok?" came a voice from the cockpit that Bill recognized almost immediately as General Pepper. General Pepper was a general, true to his name, but he was like most of them because instead of commanding fleets and doing enormous mounts of paperwork, he did the hands on stuff that most of his troops did, lucky for him.
Down on the ground though, Falco, Slippy, and Peppy had watched the whole thing from the parking lot. Falco had used one of the pay phones to call the police, but what good would that do if the kidnapper already had an Arwing about fifteen miles from space? He honestly didn't really give a d**. (Sorry, but I'm going to be editing some of what they think or say in this story to say the least so if you want to see all of it go to, well Hell, Michigan! Not a bad word people, but a real place, I've been there too.)
Falco didn't really know why, I mean, it was one of his best friends who were just kidnapped and thrown into an Arwing, probably never to return. Yet, in some way, he knew that everything was going to be fine. As he started to shake these thoughts out of his head, he turned to see that General Pepper was landing his ship into the docking bay so he could be told what all of this was about.
"So, who thinks he's going to believe all this?" Peppy asked as he made his way to the second car in the parking lot he was next.
"None of us, but who's gonna explain this to him is what I would like to know," Slippy said as he began to follow Peppy. Right after that, everyone grew silent and then made a mad dash to the Docking Bay. (I'm talkative today! X_X) Anyway, Bill didn't go splat so ha if you did then why are you reading this in the first place?)
Meanwhile, Fox sat in the dream. The light was going to finish, he could tell. So far, all he could make out were the features of a handsome fox, but the fox's color was unclear at the moment. Looking around for something to do while he sat, Fox found himself lost in thought about something very unhappy that was in his past yet again, his mother's death. After a year of grieving over his father's death, he saw her come downstairs and eat her breakfast. Normally, he wouldn't be at home, but it was Spring breaks so he decided to spent the time at home then go all the way to some place and not see his mother at least once to help her with the pain that was still very fresh.
'(Another flash back) Mom, what's your rush, I've never seen you so busy before Fox said as he finished up his breakfast. But his mother was out the door before she could hear him. Fox shrugged, he was used to that, ever since he was a Kit. His parents were always so busy that they would sometimes over-look what he said, and that usually ended up in disaster. This time, however, Fox didn't know that this disaster would be deadly so he went on with his normal routine on Spring Break. After about an hour of sitting there watching cartoons, he heard a knock on the door and casually got up and went to the door. Standing there, when he opened the door, was Peppy, a very distressed looking Peppy. Fox knew something was up and so he asked what it was. All Peppy could mutter was that his mother, the very one he loved, had loved for his whole life, was shoved out the window and was dieing, and that they were not allowing anyone to see her, not even family members. Fox was shocked, how could this had happened?' Soon Fox was bought back to reality remembering the light figure that was in front of him. When he finally looked up at the figure, he could finally tell that it was white as snow and had the same markings as Krystal did.
"I am Inutepete," the figure spoke," and I know who your are Fox McCloud, I am here to warn you that when you reach the planet Dinosaur, you will find the planet in turmoil and you're the only two that can save it, you will also find the one who you hate the most there too and will finally have a chance to give him what he deserves. But I am long past gone and your job is to not tell Krystal that but make sure that at the end of your journey, that she will finally relied the truth about me. Understand?" This was definitely way too much for Fox's taste, but he nodded his head anyway. Almost right after the fifth head nod, Fox soon found himself awake in the passenger seat.
"What the f*** was that all about?" he said out loud, wondering what that was really all about. Sighing, he shifted his body to see what time it was now, sure, it didn't matter really, but what could he say about it? If he didn't know what day it was now, at least he would know the time. The digital clock was reading 12:00 midnight, and Fox realized that he had slept the whole time, but what did it matter? What did it matter, nothing was making since. One of them would definitely be meting her here instead of a dark alley where he could have watched her die, then wept, then self grief, then got over it. True, that did seem rude and selfish, but he was in space in a cramped Arwing. Who would be the wiser if he thought that?
Fox just stared out into space (Weird no?). Nothing really was making since to him at the moment, thinking these things and dreaming about them. Was he losing it after a bump on the head when they hit this pile of junk or was it after his life was on the line or was it even realizing that everything is wrong, everything. Fox just shook his head and tried to compromise with himself, true, this is a little weird, but you've seen worse right? Before he knew it, he was back asleep again, re-living his painful past over again for the 1000th time this trip.
Ok, how was that for a clincher? What did Inutepete mean by what he said? What is Krystal dreaming about and what about the ones at the hospital? Find out next time!
Bill watched as he plummeted to the ground. His life flashed before his eyes in an instant. He saw everything, and in wonderful detail too. As he began to reach about 200 feet from the planet's surface, he closed his eyes.
'What a goof! The first day I fly without me parachute and I'm thrown out of my Arwing by some kidnapper with my shrink doctor in her hands. Thos can't possibly be happening!' Bill thought, and then he felt himself land on something hard. With his eyes still closed, he felt around the exterior of what he had landed on and soon realized it as an Arwing.
"You ok?" came a voice from the cockpit that Bill recognized almost immediately as General Pepper. General Pepper was a general, true to his name, but he was like most of them because instead of commanding fleets and doing enormous mounts of paperwork, he did the hands on stuff that most of his troops did, lucky for him.
Down on the ground though, Falco, Slippy, and Peppy had watched the whole thing from the parking lot. Falco had used one of the pay phones to call the police, but what good would that do if the kidnapper already had an Arwing about fifteen miles from space? He honestly didn't really give a d**. (Sorry, but I'm going to be editing some of what they think or say in this story to say the least so if you want to see all of it go to, well Hell, Michigan! Not a bad word people, but a real place, I've been there too.)
Falco didn't really know why, I mean, it was one of his best friends who were just kidnapped and thrown into an Arwing, probably never to return. Yet, in some way, he knew that everything was going to be fine. As he started to shake these thoughts out of his head, he turned to see that General Pepper was landing his ship into the docking bay so he could be told what all of this was about.
"So, who thinks he's going to believe all this?" Peppy asked as he made his way to the second car in the parking lot he was next.
"None of us, but who's gonna explain this to him is what I would like to know," Slippy said as he began to follow Peppy. Right after that, everyone grew silent and then made a mad dash to the Docking Bay. (I'm talkative today! X_X) Anyway, Bill didn't go splat so ha if you did then why are you reading this in the first place?)
Meanwhile, Fox sat in the dream. The light was going to finish, he could tell. So far, all he could make out were the features of a handsome fox, but the fox's color was unclear at the moment. Looking around for something to do while he sat, Fox found himself lost in thought about something very unhappy that was in his past yet again, his mother's death. After a year of grieving over his father's death, he saw her come downstairs and eat her breakfast. Normally, he wouldn't be at home, but it was Spring breaks so he decided to spent the time at home then go all the way to some place and not see his mother at least once to help her with the pain that was still very fresh.
'(Another flash back) Mom, what's your rush, I've never seen you so busy before Fox said as he finished up his breakfast. But his mother was out the door before she could hear him. Fox shrugged, he was used to that, ever since he was a Kit. His parents were always so busy that they would sometimes over-look what he said, and that usually ended up in disaster. This time, however, Fox didn't know that this disaster would be deadly so he went on with his normal routine on Spring Break. After about an hour of sitting there watching cartoons, he heard a knock on the door and casually got up and went to the door. Standing there, when he opened the door, was Peppy, a very distressed looking Peppy. Fox knew something was up and so he asked what it was. All Peppy could mutter was that his mother, the very one he loved, had loved for his whole life, was shoved out the window and was dieing, and that they were not allowing anyone to see her, not even family members. Fox was shocked, how could this had happened?' Soon Fox was bought back to reality remembering the light figure that was in front of him. When he finally looked up at the figure, he could finally tell that it was white as snow and had the same markings as Krystal did.
"I am Inutepete," the figure spoke," and I know who your are Fox McCloud, I am here to warn you that when you reach the planet Dinosaur, you will find the planet in turmoil and you're the only two that can save it, you will also find the one who you hate the most there too and will finally have a chance to give him what he deserves. But I am long past gone and your job is to not tell Krystal that but make sure that at the end of your journey, that she will finally relied the truth about me. Understand?" This was definitely way too much for Fox's taste, but he nodded his head anyway. Almost right after the fifth head nod, Fox soon found himself awake in the passenger seat.
"What the f*** was that all about?" he said out loud, wondering what that was really all about. Sighing, he shifted his body to see what time it was now, sure, it didn't matter really, but what could he say about it? If he didn't know what day it was now, at least he would know the time. The digital clock was reading 12:00 midnight, and Fox realized that he had slept the whole time, but what did it matter? What did it matter, nothing was making since. One of them would definitely be meting her here instead of a dark alley where he could have watched her die, then wept, then self grief, then got over it. True, that did seem rude and selfish, but he was in space in a cramped Arwing. Who would be the wiser if he thought that?
Fox just stared out into space (Weird no?). Nothing really was making since to him at the moment, thinking these things and dreaming about them. Was he losing it after a bump on the head when they hit this pile of junk or was it after his life was on the line or was it even realizing that everything is wrong, everything. Fox just shook his head and tried to compromise with himself, true, this is a little weird, but you've seen worse right? Before he knew it, he was back asleep again, re-living his painful past over again for the 1000th time this trip.
Ok, how was that for a clincher? What did Inutepete mean by what he said? What is Krystal dreaming about and what about the ones at the hospital? Find out next time!