Sapphire Island
At Sapphire Island, it seemed like you couldn't turn one corner without running into a horny person. The whole crew had all ready gotten offers, and Rei got a very nice lap-dance from a young man that looked suspiciously like the young Obi-Wan Kanobi (O.o;;;).
Inside one of the bars, a shirtless girl was playing piano, while many of the other whores were finding helpless victims, whether they were of different sexes or not, as long as they got paid. Two young men looked very attractive, though the majority of the looks weren't female. One's shoulder-length black hair was straight and clean, it's shine was almost blinding (just kidding). The other had short blond hair, and big blue eyes which seemed like endless pools. Who was sitting at the table next to Rei's, other than Treize and Trowa. Apparently, Noin was taking care of the others.
Rei sees a girl with short blue hair walk by her table. Rei says " Hey girl, would you want to work on my ship?
Ami says "Well I guess so, what skills are you looking for?" Rei answers "Well I am looking for a nurse...are you interested?" Ami replies with glee, " Oh yes ma'am I would love to." she runs off to get her stuff.
Rei sees Treize sitting at the next table and she asks "So how is you friend Zechs?"
"Practically paralyzed, thanks to you. Luckily we picked up a doctor on an abandoned island, and she says that she can get him and the rest of my crew up and walking again in about a week..."
"Yeah..." Trowa said, distracted. The young blond-haired boy had caught his eye, and was doing a pretty good job of keeping it (I told you there's no way that kid could be a virgin, but did anyone listen to me? NOOOOO!!!). The boy looked up and giggled a bit, upon being noticed. Trowa waved at him and the boy turned away. "Hey, sir, have you ever heard of a shy whore before?"
"Not in my lifetime..." Treize smirked. "And his friend's not too bad either..." he looked over the black haired boy a couple of times and whistled to him and the blond. They looked at each other and walked over.
"Yes, sirs?" the black haired one asked.
"What are your names?" Treize asked.
"Well, I'm Wufei and this..." he looked beside him and the blond seemed to have disappeared. He sighed and pulled the blond out from behind him. "...This is Quatre...he's new here, don't be hard on him, this was the only job he qualified for..."
"Really, what are his skills?" Treize asked, as Quatre and Wufei took a seat.
"You mean besides blowjobs?" Wufei asked. Quatre blushed furiously and looked away. "Aw, he's just a little psychic..." Wufei sighed. Trowa was suddenly beet red. "Aw, so that's why he was avoiding you..." Wufei chuckled.
"I, um, just, well, you know, it's a whore house, you can't help but THINK those things..." Trowa stammered. "So what are your skills?" he changed the subject.
Wufei soon produced a sword, pointing right at Trowa. "I'm a swordsman, but I never did like fighting much, so I use it as...AHEM... 'safe sex'."
"Wanna join a pirate's crew?" Treize asked.
"Will it mean we won't have to give anymore blowjobs?" a quiet voice asked. They all looked at Quatre, who was blushing again.
"Yeah, that it will," Treize smirked. Quatre nodded. Wufei smiled and said simply "If he goes, I go."
Back on the ship, Rei was training Minako to be a lady's servant. "Very good, now you may go for the rest of the Day." Replied Rei. Mina curtsies, "thank you M'lady." and she's to go to her quarters.
"Quatre, can I see you a moment?" Treize called into the kitchen, where Quatre was washing dishes.
"Yes, sir!" Quatre literally dropped what he was doing, costing about 800 rupees worth of dishes (he's a psychic, but that doesn't mean he's bright), and practically skipped to Treize's quarters. "You wanted to see me, Treize-sama, sir?"
"Yes, it's about your behavior lately..." Treize responded. "Trowa doesn't seem to be the only one you're avoiding...why is that?"
"Well, I just keep getting strange feelings about Zechs and Noin. Zechs doesn't seem to like me, and Noin seems to like me TOO much..." Quatre responded.
"Well, then..." he was cut short as his ship jolted. "What was that?"
"Another ship is attacking, sir!" Heero said, running in. "The Fire Soul!"
Rei yelled at her crew, "Haruka, get the cannons ready to fire!" Haruka responds, "YES....SIR!" The next thing you know there is a big boom on the Tallgeese II!
Trowa staggered to his position on the deck. "Sir, should we prepare for a fight?"
"NO!" Treize said sarcastically. "You should prepare for tea..." he rolled his eyes. "OF COURSE YOU SHOULD PREPARE FOR A FIGHT!"
"S-sorry sir..." Trowa blushed, getting to the galley. Quatre was down there, stiff as a board. "Are you going to be okay?" he asked.
"I'll be fine, but I'm picking something up...someone on that attacking ship is VERY worthy of fighting Wufei..." Quatre said, a bit distant. He looked up at Trowa. "I...I'm kinda scared...I've never actually fought in a pirates battle before..."
"You should wait until you see a clear spot in the battle and make a mad dash for our quarters, once there, lock the door..." Trowa said. He picked up his sword and ladel. "Don't worry, if Serena Tsukino is involved, this won't take long..." he smirked. He kissed a surprised Quatre's cheek and left for the deck to join the others.
Rei yells at her crew, "All hands on deck!"
"But M'lady...we are all on deck...so now what should we do?" states Mina.
"We should load all the cannons...and then I'll tell you when to fire" says Rei as she thinks. " Haruka you load all the guns and help prepare the cannons with Ami. Serena you go in to your quarters and lock the door and do not come out."
"Ok.." Serena say meekly.
"Right...I'll get right on it.....M'lady." says Haruka as she is running to do as she is told.
Rei is now looking through the telescope at Zechs...."Well now what have we here?....Are the cannons ready?!...."
"Yes M'lady...all ready and raren to go." answers Ami.
"Ok....Ready.... aim...FIRE!!!!!!" Yells Rei......as she watches the cannonball go toward the Tallgeese II.
Zechs looked up and his eyes widened. "HOLY SHIT!" he yelled. "WE'RE ABOUT TO BE BLOWN TO SMITHERINES!"
"Everyone, take cover!" Trowa yelled. He ran for the galley, while the others scattered. The cannonball just missed the ship by a few inches. "What happened?" Trowa asked himself. He watched as Rei was yelling at Haruka for her crappy aim. "Ten'ou has the greatest aim in the islands, she shouldn't have missed."
"Is it over...?" a timid voice came from behind him. Trowa turned around and saw Quatre, his eyes wide with fear. "I heard the yelling about a cannonball and got scared and hid behind the potatoes and the onions..." Trowa gently hugged the little pirate.
"It's okay, it missed..." Trowa whispered. "Nothing's going to happen to the ship..."
"I don't want the ship to sink..." Quatre said. Trowa nodded and stood up.
"Remember what I told you to do?" he asked. Quatre nodded timidly and Trowa smiled. "There'll be a moment while they prepare another cannon. Go, now!" Trowa urged Quatre. Quatre smiled and made a mad dash for the crew's quarters.
Rei yelled "Get another cannon ready...QUICK!!!!...HARUKA...don't miss this time."
Haruka said, "I have had about enough of your ordering me around this ship. What if I don't want to get the cannons ready this time?" Rei just simply states to Haruka" If you don't want to see rats later this evening....then you will do as I say..."
"Oh ok fine.....I'll get your Cannons ready.....Master......" Haruka ran and get the cannons ready.....
Rei yelled to the others, "Are they ready yet?"
Ami responded, "Yes M'lady."
"Good...Ready.....Aim...FIRE!!!"
Quatre all but shrieked when he saw the cannonball flying towards the ship. He covered his head and dived behind some barrels. 'Please let it miss...please don't let it hit us...' he thought.
"Look out, everyone!" Treize yelled. "This one looks dead on!" He ducked into his cabin and again, everyone scattered. But just like the last one, it also fell short. Treize emerged from his cabin, Zechs close behind.
"Sir, there's no WAY that Ten'ou could have missed two in a row..." Zechs said.
"Maybe she's just having a bad day...?" Noin said, emerging from the crew's quarters.
"Maybe," Treize said. "But it's rather odd, none the less..."
Ami tells Rei" we've missed M'lady."
"Yes I know.....This time aim a little to the left...." Haruka refills the cannon again and then says "M'lady it is ready again."
"Wonderful...ready...aim...FIRE!!!!!!!!!"
"They're trying again!" Heero yelled, flinging his arms into the air. He looked around. No one seemed to be fleeing at this point. But there were two people missing. He'd seen Quatre run to the crew's quarters, but... "Hey, guys...where's Wufei?" Heero said, scratching his head.
"He went to the crew's quarters WAY before this all started..." Treize said. "So he's probably with Quatre..."
"No he's not..." Quatre said, standing at the door of the crew's quarters. "He's up there..." he pointed to the crow's nest, where Wufei was making some interesting arm gestures. In the next instance, the cannonball hit the water again. The crew cheered.
"That's why they never hit!" Heero whooped. "Wufei has the power of telepathy!"
"Well I'll be..." Trowa scratched his head. "If he had the power of telepathy, why didn't he just send the cannonballs back the way they came?"
"Because it isn't normal telepathy, it's gravitational telepathy..." Quatre said. "Wufei can't control where things go, but he can control the gravity in a concentrated spot...I told him through my mind to help because I could tell that the crew of the other ship would start shooting at us..."
"You knew about his power?" Sally asked. "Why didn't you tell us?"
"I promised I wouldn't until you really needed to know..." Quatre said, looking at the ground.
"I'm glad you told us now," Treize said. "This makes things a lot different on this ship..."
Rei screams "That Wufei...is really getting on my nerves...I...really need to get out of this mess!"
"M'lady!" came Haruka's yell. Rei turned around to see Haruka running towards her. "They're firing back!" There were several splashes and Rei looked off to the side. A cannonball hit the water right in front of her.
"They're missing every shot!" Rei fumed. "Do they mock me?" She looked at the other ship as if it were a poisonous snake. "We have to get out of here NOW!" she yelled. "We must make for Emerald Island!"
"Why are we going to Emerald Island...M'lady?" asked Serena who came out of the Crew's Courtiers a bit shaken up by the cannon misshape.
"Oh because we have to go shop for The Dinner and Dancing at Amber Island and also the men...?" hinted Rei...with a gleam in her eye...Knowing that she had a score to even out with somebody. Serena squealed with delight at the thought of seeing men...and also the idea of dancing in fancy dresses...from Emerald Island.
At Sapphire Island, it seemed like you couldn't turn one corner without running into a horny person. The whole crew had all ready gotten offers, and Rei got a very nice lap-dance from a young man that looked suspiciously like the young Obi-Wan Kanobi (O.o;;;).
Inside one of the bars, a shirtless girl was playing piano, while many of the other whores were finding helpless victims, whether they were of different sexes or not, as long as they got paid. Two young men looked very attractive, though the majority of the looks weren't female. One's shoulder-length black hair was straight and clean, it's shine was almost blinding (just kidding). The other had short blond hair, and big blue eyes which seemed like endless pools. Who was sitting at the table next to Rei's, other than Treize and Trowa. Apparently, Noin was taking care of the others.
Rei sees a girl with short blue hair walk by her table. Rei says " Hey girl, would you want to work on my ship?
Ami says "Well I guess so, what skills are you looking for?" Rei answers "Well I am looking for a nurse...are you interested?" Ami replies with glee, " Oh yes ma'am I would love to." she runs off to get her stuff.
Rei sees Treize sitting at the next table and she asks "So how is you friend Zechs?"
"Practically paralyzed, thanks to you. Luckily we picked up a doctor on an abandoned island, and she says that she can get him and the rest of my crew up and walking again in about a week..."
"Yeah..." Trowa said, distracted. The young blond-haired boy had caught his eye, and was doing a pretty good job of keeping it (I told you there's no way that kid could be a virgin, but did anyone listen to me? NOOOOO!!!). The boy looked up and giggled a bit, upon being noticed. Trowa waved at him and the boy turned away. "Hey, sir, have you ever heard of a shy whore before?"
"Not in my lifetime..." Treize smirked. "And his friend's not too bad either..." he looked over the black haired boy a couple of times and whistled to him and the blond. They looked at each other and walked over.
"Yes, sirs?" the black haired one asked.
"What are your names?" Treize asked.
"Well, I'm Wufei and this..." he looked beside him and the blond seemed to have disappeared. He sighed and pulled the blond out from behind him. "...This is Quatre...he's new here, don't be hard on him, this was the only job he qualified for..."
"Really, what are his skills?" Treize asked, as Quatre and Wufei took a seat.
"You mean besides blowjobs?" Wufei asked. Quatre blushed furiously and looked away. "Aw, he's just a little psychic..." Wufei sighed. Trowa was suddenly beet red. "Aw, so that's why he was avoiding you..." Wufei chuckled.
"I, um, just, well, you know, it's a whore house, you can't help but THINK those things..." Trowa stammered. "So what are your skills?" he changed the subject.
Wufei soon produced a sword, pointing right at Trowa. "I'm a swordsman, but I never did like fighting much, so I use it as...AHEM... 'safe sex'."
"Wanna join a pirate's crew?" Treize asked.
"Will it mean we won't have to give anymore blowjobs?" a quiet voice asked. They all looked at Quatre, who was blushing again.
"Yeah, that it will," Treize smirked. Quatre nodded. Wufei smiled and said simply "If he goes, I go."
Back on the ship, Rei was training Minako to be a lady's servant. "Very good, now you may go for the rest of the Day." Replied Rei. Mina curtsies, "thank you M'lady." and she's to go to her quarters.
"Quatre, can I see you a moment?" Treize called into the kitchen, where Quatre was washing dishes.
"Yes, sir!" Quatre literally dropped what he was doing, costing about 800 rupees worth of dishes (he's a psychic, but that doesn't mean he's bright), and practically skipped to Treize's quarters. "You wanted to see me, Treize-sama, sir?"
"Yes, it's about your behavior lately..." Treize responded. "Trowa doesn't seem to be the only one you're avoiding...why is that?"
"Well, I just keep getting strange feelings about Zechs and Noin. Zechs doesn't seem to like me, and Noin seems to like me TOO much..." Quatre responded.
"Well, then..." he was cut short as his ship jolted. "What was that?"
"Another ship is attacking, sir!" Heero said, running in. "The Fire Soul!"
Rei yelled at her crew, "Haruka, get the cannons ready to fire!" Haruka responds, "YES....SIR!" The next thing you know there is a big boom on the Tallgeese II!
Trowa staggered to his position on the deck. "Sir, should we prepare for a fight?"
"NO!" Treize said sarcastically. "You should prepare for tea..." he rolled his eyes. "OF COURSE YOU SHOULD PREPARE FOR A FIGHT!"
"S-sorry sir..." Trowa blushed, getting to the galley. Quatre was down there, stiff as a board. "Are you going to be okay?" he asked.
"I'll be fine, but I'm picking something up...someone on that attacking ship is VERY worthy of fighting Wufei..." Quatre said, a bit distant. He looked up at Trowa. "I...I'm kinda scared...I've never actually fought in a pirates battle before..."
"You should wait until you see a clear spot in the battle and make a mad dash for our quarters, once there, lock the door..." Trowa said. He picked up his sword and ladel. "Don't worry, if Serena Tsukino is involved, this won't take long..." he smirked. He kissed a surprised Quatre's cheek and left for the deck to join the others.
Rei yells at her crew, "All hands on deck!"
"But M'lady...we are all on deck...so now what should we do?" states Mina.
"We should load all the cannons...and then I'll tell you when to fire" says Rei as she thinks. " Haruka you load all the guns and help prepare the cannons with Ami. Serena you go in to your quarters and lock the door and do not come out."
"Ok.." Serena say meekly.
"Right...I'll get right on it.....M'lady." says Haruka as she is running to do as she is told.
Rei is now looking through the telescope at Zechs...."Well now what have we here?....Are the cannons ready?!...."
"Yes M'lady...all ready and raren to go." answers Ami.
"Ok....Ready.... aim...FIRE!!!!!!" Yells Rei......as she watches the cannonball go toward the Tallgeese II.
Zechs looked up and his eyes widened. "HOLY SHIT!" he yelled. "WE'RE ABOUT TO BE BLOWN TO SMITHERINES!"
"Everyone, take cover!" Trowa yelled. He ran for the galley, while the others scattered. The cannonball just missed the ship by a few inches. "What happened?" Trowa asked himself. He watched as Rei was yelling at Haruka for her crappy aim. "Ten'ou has the greatest aim in the islands, she shouldn't have missed."
"Is it over...?" a timid voice came from behind him. Trowa turned around and saw Quatre, his eyes wide with fear. "I heard the yelling about a cannonball and got scared and hid behind the potatoes and the onions..." Trowa gently hugged the little pirate.
"It's okay, it missed..." Trowa whispered. "Nothing's going to happen to the ship..."
"I don't want the ship to sink..." Quatre said. Trowa nodded and stood up.
"Remember what I told you to do?" he asked. Quatre nodded timidly and Trowa smiled. "There'll be a moment while they prepare another cannon. Go, now!" Trowa urged Quatre. Quatre smiled and made a mad dash for the crew's quarters.
Rei yelled "Get another cannon ready...QUICK!!!!...HARUKA...don't miss this time."
Haruka said, "I have had about enough of your ordering me around this ship. What if I don't want to get the cannons ready this time?" Rei just simply states to Haruka" If you don't want to see rats later this evening....then you will do as I say..."
"Oh ok fine.....I'll get your Cannons ready.....Master......" Haruka ran and get the cannons ready.....
Rei yelled to the others, "Are they ready yet?"
Ami responded, "Yes M'lady."
"Good...Ready.....Aim...FIRE!!!"
Quatre all but shrieked when he saw the cannonball flying towards the ship. He covered his head and dived behind some barrels. 'Please let it miss...please don't let it hit us...' he thought.
"Look out, everyone!" Treize yelled. "This one looks dead on!" He ducked into his cabin and again, everyone scattered. But just like the last one, it also fell short. Treize emerged from his cabin, Zechs close behind.
"Sir, there's no WAY that Ten'ou could have missed two in a row..." Zechs said.
"Maybe she's just having a bad day...?" Noin said, emerging from the crew's quarters.
"Maybe," Treize said. "But it's rather odd, none the less..."
Ami tells Rei" we've missed M'lady."
"Yes I know.....This time aim a little to the left...." Haruka refills the cannon again and then says "M'lady it is ready again."
"Wonderful...ready...aim...FIRE!!!!!!!!!"
"They're trying again!" Heero yelled, flinging his arms into the air. He looked around. No one seemed to be fleeing at this point. But there were two people missing. He'd seen Quatre run to the crew's quarters, but... "Hey, guys...where's Wufei?" Heero said, scratching his head.
"He went to the crew's quarters WAY before this all started..." Treize said. "So he's probably with Quatre..."
"No he's not..." Quatre said, standing at the door of the crew's quarters. "He's up there..." he pointed to the crow's nest, where Wufei was making some interesting arm gestures. In the next instance, the cannonball hit the water again. The crew cheered.
"That's why they never hit!" Heero whooped. "Wufei has the power of telepathy!"
"Well I'll be..." Trowa scratched his head. "If he had the power of telepathy, why didn't he just send the cannonballs back the way they came?"
"Because it isn't normal telepathy, it's gravitational telepathy..." Quatre said. "Wufei can't control where things go, but he can control the gravity in a concentrated spot...I told him through my mind to help because I could tell that the crew of the other ship would start shooting at us..."
"You knew about his power?" Sally asked. "Why didn't you tell us?"
"I promised I wouldn't until you really needed to know..." Quatre said, looking at the ground.
"I'm glad you told us now," Treize said. "This makes things a lot different on this ship..."
Rei screams "That Wufei...is really getting on my nerves...I...really need to get out of this mess!"
"M'lady!" came Haruka's yell. Rei turned around to see Haruka running towards her. "They're firing back!" There were several splashes and Rei looked off to the side. A cannonball hit the water right in front of her.
"They're missing every shot!" Rei fumed. "Do they mock me?" She looked at the other ship as if it were a poisonous snake. "We have to get out of here NOW!" she yelled. "We must make for Emerald Island!"
"Why are we going to Emerald Island...M'lady?" asked Serena who came out of the Crew's Courtiers a bit shaken up by the cannon misshape.
"Oh because we have to go shop for The Dinner and Dancing at Amber Island and also the men...?" hinted Rei...with a gleam in her eye...Knowing that she had a score to even out with somebody. Serena squealed with delight at the thought of seeing men...and also the idea of dancing in fancy dresses...from Emerald Island.