**Disclaimer: I don't own Tomb Raider or Lara Croft. I wish I had her house though, cuz then it would be my house. And I would live in that house and it would be a part of me........I recreated it in The Sims though. It has a pool.**
**Author Insanity: I'm back! I wanna give a big thank you to my first commenter FleeingFaith. THANK YOU!(See? Big thank you....oh that was just a bad joke. *hangs head*) *passes out cookies*YAY!.....I like to say Vilcabamba. I think it's the bamba part, I can't say it without smiling. I smile now.*rides off on flamingo**
City of Vilcabamba
Lara waited until the doors shut firmly behind her ((making sure to keep her braid clear of course. I do be evil.)), before stepping out of the doorway to survey the familiar looking textures on the ground and rocks.((Come on! There was no variety in the textures!)) Out of the shadows from four corners of the room lept a wolf.
She quickly jumped to the side and pulled out her pistols and spun around just in time to see the wolves smash into each other into a crumpled heap of fur in the middle of the room. By now, both her eyebrows were up in her hair ((Wouldn't yours be?)).
"O...k.....well.....that solves that. That'll save me ammo." She put both guns back up and stepped into the room with the pool. There seemed to be nothing out of the ordinary, aside from the bear eating out of a trough in the stables. Go figure. In one of the alleys she found a lever to a door that led to a room. ((Oh that was origional Jessy.))
Lara kicked the cheap looking staircase a few times to ensure it would support her, then headed up it, stopping breifly to magically shove a medical sack the same size as her backpack into it, then stepping onto the windowsill. She had quite a drop under her, so of course she jumped to the next window. As soon as she landed, the floor began to crumble beneath her. Lara took a running leap, but tripped and did a bellyflop onto the concrete below her. ((Ouch. Good thing she has cushioning, eh? Did I mention I'm evil?))
She stood up and brushed herself off. 'Ok. That could have gone better,'
She ignored the ledge above her head, instead focusing on the blue section of wall in front of her. The bright blue section of wall with two handles. ((Who were they fooling with that?)) Too easy. Lara smiled to herself and took hold of the handles and pulled back with all her weight. The handles snapped right off, sending her flying back into the wreckage behind her.
She angrily blew the loose pieces of hair out of her face and glared at the damn block. Ok. She took a deep breath, the ran at the block full speed, slamming her shoulder into it, and after a painful twenty minutes, shoved the block out of the other side of the tunnel. She sank to her knees and gasped for breath while looking around. The alcove to her left held another magically shrinking med kit, and the alcove to her right held a little golden idol and a small white key. It sorta looked like an ancient indian oscar. That too was put in her backpack. ((Y'know, it's kinda like Mary Poppins purse.)) ((I forget what happens here, so I'll make something up. Don't shoot me.))
Not knowing where to go next, Lara pulled from her backpack the Magical Divining Rod, found a hidden door, and left the room. She ran back to the door she'd found earlier on and used the small white key to open it. 'Great. More darts.' Lara crawled under those too and stepped into a room with a temple in the back. Oh yeah, and wolves.
She whipped out her trusty pistols and took out each one of the drooling mongrels with much blood splatty goodness. ((What was I supposed to say? 'With the prowess of the gymnast she was, Lara lept into the air, dispatching the threat within a hairsbreadth of her life.' That would've been stupid. Heee.))
There were three open doorways along the front of the temple. 'Eeny Meeny Miny Mo........Middle one it is.' It was clear. She sighed in relief and holstered the guns, walking down the hallway, whistling a little tune. Wait.....she wasn't whistling. 'Oh shit.' The moment she stopped, the blade dropped from it's resting place in the alcove and slammed straight into her, showering the adjoining wall with the blood of an adventurer who just didn't pay attention.
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So......uh....yeah. That was the second chapter. I think I'll work on the third one later tonight. *screams for no reason* I LOVE INSANITY!!!!! It makes life worth living. I may get some facts wrong, but I can't find the guidebooks for the games and I'm doing all this from memory. And I get lazy everynow and then.
I just love doing this story. Now, don't get me wrong. I love the Tomb Raider games and don't make fun of them, but I just had to. Torturing little virtual people that arn't real is a safe way to let out agression. WWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Until the next chapter!
~~Jessy A.
**Author Insanity: I'm back! I wanna give a big thank you to my first commenter FleeingFaith. THANK YOU!(See? Big thank you....oh that was just a bad joke. *hangs head*) *passes out cookies*YAY!.....I like to say Vilcabamba. I think it's the bamba part, I can't say it without smiling. I smile now.*rides off on flamingo**
City of Vilcabamba
Lara waited until the doors shut firmly behind her ((making sure to keep her braid clear of course. I do be evil.)), before stepping out of the doorway to survey the familiar looking textures on the ground and rocks.((Come on! There was no variety in the textures!)) Out of the shadows from four corners of the room lept a wolf.
She quickly jumped to the side and pulled out her pistols and spun around just in time to see the wolves smash into each other into a crumpled heap of fur in the middle of the room. By now, both her eyebrows were up in her hair ((Wouldn't yours be?)).
"O...k.....well.....that solves that. That'll save me ammo." She put both guns back up and stepped into the room with the pool. There seemed to be nothing out of the ordinary, aside from the bear eating out of a trough in the stables. Go figure. In one of the alleys she found a lever to a door that led to a room. ((Oh that was origional Jessy.))
Lara kicked the cheap looking staircase a few times to ensure it would support her, then headed up it, stopping breifly to magically shove a medical sack the same size as her backpack into it, then stepping onto the windowsill. She had quite a drop under her, so of course she jumped to the next window. As soon as she landed, the floor began to crumble beneath her. Lara took a running leap, but tripped and did a bellyflop onto the concrete below her. ((Ouch. Good thing she has cushioning, eh? Did I mention I'm evil?))
She stood up and brushed herself off. 'Ok. That could have gone better,'
She ignored the ledge above her head, instead focusing on the blue section of wall in front of her. The bright blue section of wall with two handles. ((Who were they fooling with that?)) Too easy. Lara smiled to herself and took hold of the handles and pulled back with all her weight. The handles snapped right off, sending her flying back into the wreckage behind her.
She angrily blew the loose pieces of hair out of her face and glared at the damn block. Ok. She took a deep breath, the ran at the block full speed, slamming her shoulder into it, and after a painful twenty minutes, shoved the block out of the other side of the tunnel. She sank to her knees and gasped for breath while looking around. The alcove to her left held another magically shrinking med kit, and the alcove to her right held a little golden idol and a small white key. It sorta looked like an ancient indian oscar. That too was put in her backpack. ((Y'know, it's kinda like Mary Poppins purse.)) ((I forget what happens here, so I'll make something up. Don't shoot me.))
Not knowing where to go next, Lara pulled from her backpack the Magical Divining Rod, found a hidden door, and left the room. She ran back to the door she'd found earlier on and used the small white key to open it. 'Great. More darts.' Lara crawled under those too and stepped into a room with a temple in the back. Oh yeah, and wolves.
She whipped out her trusty pistols and took out each one of the drooling mongrels with much blood splatty goodness. ((What was I supposed to say? 'With the prowess of the gymnast she was, Lara lept into the air, dispatching the threat within a hairsbreadth of her life.' That would've been stupid. Heee.))
There were three open doorways along the front of the temple. 'Eeny Meeny Miny Mo........Middle one it is.' It was clear. She sighed in relief and holstered the guns, walking down the hallway, whistling a little tune. Wait.....she wasn't whistling. 'Oh shit.' The moment she stopped, the blade dropped from it's resting place in the alcove and slammed straight into her, showering the adjoining wall with the blood of an adventurer who just didn't pay attention.
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So......uh....yeah. That was the second chapter. I think I'll work on the third one later tonight. *screams for no reason* I LOVE INSANITY!!!!! It makes life worth living. I may get some facts wrong, but I can't find the guidebooks for the games and I'm doing all this from memory. And I get lazy everynow and then.
I just love doing this story. Now, don't get me wrong. I love the Tomb Raider games and don't make fun of them, but I just had to. Torturing little virtual people that arn't real is a safe way to let out agression. WWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Until the next chapter!
~~Jessy A.