Lord of The Stuff
COPYRIGHT NOTICE: ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO JJR. TOLKIEN..you know all that stuff.
Bilbo Bimbo was anticipating the coming of his 40th anniversary of the day that he planned to die, which just happened to be his 111th birthday. His old friend Gandalf the Gay was going to do some lame magic tricks. When the night finally arrived, Bimbo watched in horror as Gandalf lit his head on fire. (Err. that's not the point of the story) While the crowd was thinking that this was a marvellous trick, Gandalf quite stupidly put his head in a bucket of alcohol, thinking that it was water. The crowd applauded with enthusiasm and cheered out "Gandalf you're on Fire!" (They meant that his performance was awesome). Bimbo can't remember much of that night, someone spiked the punch, Bimbo got drunk and woke up with Frodo Freddo calling him uncle. "Well I say Uncle Bimbo, what lovely day it is!" said Freddo coming into his bedroom the next morning with fried eggs. "What!" said Bimbo jumping up and knocking the eggs. "Who the devil are you?" "Bimbo! Honestly, you're a mess!" said Freddo clearing up the eggs "I'm Frodo Freddo the chocolate frog, and I've been your loyal Niece for, well I don't how long. That's not the point; the point is I've been faithful too long! I want my inheritance money, and I want it now!" "Really?" said Bimbo dreamily "Am I dead? Is this what heaven is really like! Wow! Gee it looks a lot like old house!" "Urrrgggg!" screamed Freddo in frustration. When Freddo finally got Bimbo sober he asked about his inheritance money again, and again and again, until Bimbo finally snapped. "Alright! You can have all I got.But you must do something for me first." Said Bimbo angrily. "Okay gramps, what ever you say" said Freddo fanning himself. "You must agree to the 'Fellowship of the ring'
COPYRIGHT NOTICE: ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO JJR. TOLKIEN..you know all that stuff.
Bilbo Bimbo was anticipating the coming of his 40th anniversary of the day that he planned to die, which just happened to be his 111th birthday. His old friend Gandalf the Gay was going to do some lame magic tricks. When the night finally arrived, Bimbo watched in horror as Gandalf lit his head on fire. (Err. that's not the point of the story) While the crowd was thinking that this was a marvellous trick, Gandalf quite stupidly put his head in a bucket of alcohol, thinking that it was water. The crowd applauded with enthusiasm and cheered out "Gandalf you're on Fire!" (They meant that his performance was awesome). Bimbo can't remember much of that night, someone spiked the punch, Bimbo got drunk and woke up with Frodo Freddo calling him uncle. "Well I say Uncle Bimbo, what lovely day it is!" said Freddo coming into his bedroom the next morning with fried eggs. "What!" said Bimbo jumping up and knocking the eggs. "Who the devil are you?" "Bimbo! Honestly, you're a mess!" said Freddo clearing up the eggs "I'm Frodo Freddo the chocolate frog, and I've been your loyal Niece for, well I don't how long. That's not the point; the point is I've been faithful too long! I want my inheritance money, and I want it now!" "Really?" said Bimbo dreamily "Am I dead? Is this what heaven is really like! Wow! Gee it looks a lot like old house!" "Urrrgggg!" screamed Freddo in frustration. When Freddo finally got Bimbo sober he asked about his inheritance money again, and again and again, until Bimbo finally snapped. "Alright! You can have all I got.But you must do something for me first." Said Bimbo angrily. "Okay gramps, what ever you say" said Freddo fanning himself. "You must agree to the 'Fellowship of the ring'