Kimmi: I don't own a lot… Apart from a new sunburn from Spain!!!
Gemini: Okay…
Kimmi: However, I still don't own a lot!
Gemini: So true…
Kimmi: That's the disclaimer done! Now, to the show!
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~*~ THE STUDIO~*~
Cheesy Narrator: Last time, on "Oh Dear…" (Plays playbacks)
Gemini: When did we get him?
Kimmi: I felt that ever since we had a cheesy cliff-hanger, we needed it…
(Playbacks finish)
Gemini: So where are Tristan & Duke?
Kimmi: Shadow Realm Graveyard I think…
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~*~SHADOW REALM GRAVEYARD~*~
(Tristan & Duke are falling from the sky)
Tristan: Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Duke: Don't scream, you'll lose your voice and you'll sound girly!
Tristan: (Has just lost his voice) Too late…
(Both hit ground & Card Reaper shows up)
Tristan: Hey dude! How's it hangin'!
Card Reaper: Not you again…
(Cell-phone rings the tune of Christina Aguilera's 'Fighter')
Duke: Cool ring-tone…
Card Reaper: 'Scuse me… (Answers Cell-phone)
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~*~ THE CALL~*~
Card Reaper: Yo…
Y Bakura: (On other side of phone in the studio) I want those mortals dead now!
Card Reaper: Have you made reservations for these two?
Y Bakura: RESERVATIONS?!?!
Card Reaper: Yes, you need to book reservations just like everyone else!
Y Bakura: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
Card Reaper: Sir, I know you're frustrated but my manager says that I can't just kill anyone!
Y Bakura: YOU'RE SELF-EMPLOYED!!!
Card Reaper: Rules and Regulations still comply…
Y Bakura: Look, I'll pay you 50 million bucks I just want them dead!
Card Reaper: I'll sort of have to duel them first…
Y Bakura: Do most people win against you?
Card Reaper: No-one does!
Both: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Y Bakura: K, thanks mate!
Card Reaper: Keep it real!
Y Bakura: Sure… (Hangs-up)
Everyone in Studio except Y Bakura: 0___o;;
Y Bakura: What? That's how most Europeans talk!
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~*~BACK TO SHADOW REALM GRAVEYARD~*~
Duke: What was that about?
Card Reaper: This punk wants you guys dead!
Tristan: Noooooooooooo!!!
Card Reaper: However, I'll give you guys a chance to live…
Duke: What's the deal?
Card Reaper: I gotta do a duel against you…
Tristan: That's it?!
Card Reaper: Slightly different…
Duke: Okay…
Card Reaper: You win, you live…
Tristan: We lose, we die…
Duke: (Sarcasm) NO!!! You think?
Card Reaper: Anyway… Which one will die first…?
Tristan & Duke: 0___0
Card Reaper: I mean duel!
Tristan: Him! Him! Him! (Pointing at Duke)
Duke: (Mumbling) Traitor…
Card Reaper: Okay, LET'S DUEL!
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~*~THE DUEL OF 2 FATES~*~
Duke: Okay, how do I do this?
Card Reaper: You just got to duel one card!
Duke: One?
Card Reaper: If you find it's the right one… I'll be weak!
Tristan: Why?
Card Reaper: A certain card is my biggest fear…
Tristan: Why?
Card Reaper: Because of it's absolute power…
Tristan: Why?
Duke: That's getting annoying now…
Tristan: Okay, I'll stop…
Card Reaper: Choose your card! Only one… Choose wisely…
Duke: Fine… (Picks one)
Card Reaper: Which one is it?
Duke: It's… (Looks at it) IT'S THIS SCRAWNY LITTLE FUZZ-BALL?!
Tristan: Huh?
Duke: THE KURIBO!!!
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Kimmi: So, what will happen to them?
Gemini: Will they live or will they die?
Cheesy Narrator: You two are stealing my job!
Kimmi: Oh yes, I forgot to say this… Gemini, you say it!
Gemini: YOU'RE FIRED!!!
Cheesy Narrator: I'm better hosting 'Dragonball Z' anyway!
Kimmi: Whatever… Loser! (Does 'L' hand thing)
Gemini: More fun next time!