This is my first fanfic so please don't review too horribly. Constructive
criticism is always appreciated though!!! I'll try to be as random and
funny as possible! Here we go!!!
Note: All italicized (*) words are actions. All double parenthesis [(( ))] are OOC (out of character).
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters from LOTR. * pouts *
The Good Old Days
[A/N] We all know that most of the inhabitants of Middle-Earth are wise and very learned of the history and lays of Middle-Earth (unless you're faced with Merry or Pippin). But where did they learn it all? * thinks * Well, here is a school diary written by each Fellowship member. I've picked out certain entries I find particularly funny. In this chapter, I give you, Aragorn.
First Day of school. "Yeah so I guess we have to do these stupid diary things for school. Pity. These teachers will pay. I am of royal descent! But will they listen? Oh no. Some grubby looking child of 16 cannot be royalty. Besides, as they say, 'Gondor has no king, Gondor needs no king'. Pah! I laugh at their stupidity. They will pay. They will pay. Anyway, I don't want to be king. Isildur's blood runs also in my veins; the same weakness."
Second Day. "These teachers. This one elf-lady, Galadriel, who does she think she is? Getting all up in my head and reading my mind. She just needs to go back to Lorien or something. And Elrond! I can't believe my adoptive father is my science teacher! Unbelieveable! Now I'll actually have to do the homework in that class. My P.E. teacher is Denethor. Some steward or something. He seems nuts if you ask me. Seems like one of those guys who'll go insane over the death of his son and set his son's mourning house on fire with himself in it if ya know what I mean. I wonder if the teachers are actually going to read these." Beginning of the second month. "This elf who's in my P.E. class named Haldir, is such a bully. He and his 'tree friends' have this little area of the gym they ban other people from. Especially those that have evil rings of power. Like there's anything wrong with that! They don't like dwarves either it seems. This one, Gimli, just said hi to them and he said something like, 'we haven't had dealings with the dwarves since the dark days'. What's that supposed to mean?"
Middle of third month. "I've found a new friend. Boromir. He's the son of that freak teacher Denethor. Boromir has wanted a ring of power for a long time too. He's becoming consumed by the one the hobbit Frodo has. Speaking of the hobbit, Frodo has a new bodyguard it seems. This other hobbit Sam is obsessed with Frodo's safety and 'well-being' as he puts it. Poor Frodo. It must be embarrassing."
Day before Christmas break. "They've done it again the little devils!!! Those pests Merry and Pippin have done it again!!! They filled my locker with aethelas plants again!!! Just because I saved Faramir from death by a Morgul dart stuck into him by those stupid Ringwraiths a few days ago (who, by the way, were expelled) by using the aethelas plant, doesn't mean they can keep on making fun of me! Ok, so it was funny at first, but now it's just getting old. Ugh! I just found another leaf in my Chemistry book! They will pay. Just after I get my revenge on Galadriel for telling the class that I was dreaming about Arwen instead of paying attention to her lecture on Morgoth's downfall. He's gone and won't come back! What else it there to know?!?"
A week after return from Christmas break. "In the new semester we get a new subject in place of P.E. I was one of the few lucky ones who were chosen to be in the Fighting Arts class. Sauron is a really good teacher, but he gets a little evil sometimes as he teaches it. Galadriel doesn't seem to like him much. He seems like the kind of person who would try and take over Middle-Earth using an evil ring he made. But that's just a guess. He doesn't like Frodo much either. Poor kid. He puts up with so much crap."
Two weeks before Spring Break. "We got a new exchange student. Legolas, I think his name is. He's nice and all but all the girls hang all over him. He just moved here and all they can do is drool over him. Humph. He doesn't look THAT good if you ask me. Unless you like the heavenly clean type. Gimli decided to embarrass him by asking him what kind of shampoo he uses. Didn't seem to work. He just answered as calmly as if he'd been asked what his name was. Idiot...(A/N- I'm a die-hard Legolas/Orlando fan but it's Aragorn we're talking about here. And here everyone thinking he's such a nice guy who loves everyone. Tsk tsk. Of course, I knew all along.)"
Three weeks after spring break. "When will this year ever end? Instead of giving us a break, all the teachers have been piling on homework, along with phrases like, "Just because school's almost over, it doesn't mean that it's actually OVER." I hate this.I hate this.I hate this.and Elrond makes absolutely sure that I do all of my homework every night. He's in league with Galadriel too, seeing as that's his mother-in-law, and knows what homework she gives us too. Curses."
April 1st. "I'm glad we only have about two months left. Merry and Pippin play pranks all year 'round. You'd think that they wouldn't be able to do anything worse than what they already do. I think they've been planning this prank all year long. Somehow they found out my natural love of stone men standing with their palms outward. Must have been that canoe ride the class took to the Argonath. Anyway, they planted some in the hallway, leading towards a miniature replica of Orthanc. Naturally I drew my sword waiting for an old creepy guy with a black staff and long white beard with just a twinge of black at his lip to come out. I went into my fighting stance and must have been jumping around like an idiot now that I think of it. Anyway, they caught it all on film and Pippin played it on the school's intercom (A/N- it's a TV intercom so don't be thinking it's just an audio one). Fool of a Took. I'm too upset to write anymore."
Last day of school. "Even though this is the last day of school, these crackpot teachers are still making us write. Oh well, here's my chance to let out long-kept feelings. I HATE YOU ALL! Well, except for Arwen. There, I said it. Now, I'm going to end it here. Oh yes and, I cheated on my math finals! Ha! Like you can change the scores now. I'm signing off now. Gondor, here I come!"
A/N- I hope that wasn't as much of a mess as I thought it would be. My next chappie will most likely be either Legolas, or Boromir. I want to get in all the big people first (No Gandalf though, sorry, he's just too old and crinkly for me to ever imagine him in school. Besides, he's an Itari and didn't come to Middle-Earth as a kid. I'm right then). Then my mind will go crazy thinking of things for Merry and Pippin.I don't think I even really want to know what goes on inside their heads. Anywho, I would love it if you guys would vote for who I should write a diary for next. Boromir, or Legolas. Thanks again for reading!
Note: All italicized (*) words are actions. All double parenthesis [(( ))] are OOC (out of character).
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters from LOTR. * pouts *
The Good Old Days
[A/N] We all know that most of the inhabitants of Middle-Earth are wise and very learned of the history and lays of Middle-Earth (unless you're faced with Merry or Pippin). But where did they learn it all? * thinks * Well, here is a school diary written by each Fellowship member. I've picked out certain entries I find particularly funny. In this chapter, I give you, Aragorn.
First Day of school. "Yeah so I guess we have to do these stupid diary things for school. Pity. These teachers will pay. I am of royal descent! But will they listen? Oh no. Some grubby looking child of 16 cannot be royalty. Besides, as they say, 'Gondor has no king, Gondor needs no king'. Pah! I laugh at their stupidity. They will pay. They will pay. Anyway, I don't want to be king. Isildur's blood runs also in my veins; the same weakness."
Second Day. "These teachers. This one elf-lady, Galadriel, who does she think she is? Getting all up in my head and reading my mind. She just needs to go back to Lorien or something. And Elrond! I can't believe my adoptive father is my science teacher! Unbelieveable! Now I'll actually have to do the homework in that class. My P.E. teacher is Denethor. Some steward or something. He seems nuts if you ask me. Seems like one of those guys who'll go insane over the death of his son and set his son's mourning house on fire with himself in it if ya know what I mean. I wonder if the teachers are actually going to read these." Beginning of the second month. "This elf who's in my P.E. class named Haldir, is such a bully. He and his 'tree friends' have this little area of the gym they ban other people from. Especially those that have evil rings of power. Like there's anything wrong with that! They don't like dwarves either it seems. This one, Gimli, just said hi to them and he said something like, 'we haven't had dealings with the dwarves since the dark days'. What's that supposed to mean?"
Middle of third month. "I've found a new friend. Boromir. He's the son of that freak teacher Denethor. Boromir has wanted a ring of power for a long time too. He's becoming consumed by the one the hobbit Frodo has. Speaking of the hobbit, Frodo has a new bodyguard it seems. This other hobbit Sam is obsessed with Frodo's safety and 'well-being' as he puts it. Poor Frodo. It must be embarrassing."
Day before Christmas break. "They've done it again the little devils!!! Those pests Merry and Pippin have done it again!!! They filled my locker with aethelas plants again!!! Just because I saved Faramir from death by a Morgul dart stuck into him by those stupid Ringwraiths a few days ago (who, by the way, were expelled) by using the aethelas plant, doesn't mean they can keep on making fun of me! Ok, so it was funny at first, but now it's just getting old. Ugh! I just found another leaf in my Chemistry book! They will pay. Just after I get my revenge on Galadriel for telling the class that I was dreaming about Arwen instead of paying attention to her lecture on Morgoth's downfall. He's gone and won't come back! What else it there to know?!?"
A week after return from Christmas break. "In the new semester we get a new subject in place of P.E. I was one of the few lucky ones who were chosen to be in the Fighting Arts class. Sauron is a really good teacher, but he gets a little evil sometimes as he teaches it. Galadriel doesn't seem to like him much. He seems like the kind of person who would try and take over Middle-Earth using an evil ring he made. But that's just a guess. He doesn't like Frodo much either. Poor kid. He puts up with so much crap."
Two weeks before Spring Break. "We got a new exchange student. Legolas, I think his name is. He's nice and all but all the girls hang all over him. He just moved here and all they can do is drool over him. Humph. He doesn't look THAT good if you ask me. Unless you like the heavenly clean type. Gimli decided to embarrass him by asking him what kind of shampoo he uses. Didn't seem to work. He just answered as calmly as if he'd been asked what his name was. Idiot...(A/N- I'm a die-hard Legolas/Orlando fan but it's Aragorn we're talking about here. And here everyone thinking he's such a nice guy who loves everyone. Tsk tsk. Of course, I knew all along.)"
Three weeks after spring break. "When will this year ever end? Instead of giving us a break, all the teachers have been piling on homework, along with phrases like, "Just because school's almost over, it doesn't mean that it's actually OVER." I hate this.I hate this.I hate this.and Elrond makes absolutely sure that I do all of my homework every night. He's in league with Galadriel too, seeing as that's his mother-in-law, and knows what homework she gives us too. Curses."
April 1st. "I'm glad we only have about two months left. Merry and Pippin play pranks all year 'round. You'd think that they wouldn't be able to do anything worse than what they already do. I think they've been planning this prank all year long. Somehow they found out my natural love of stone men standing with their palms outward. Must have been that canoe ride the class took to the Argonath. Anyway, they planted some in the hallway, leading towards a miniature replica of Orthanc. Naturally I drew my sword waiting for an old creepy guy with a black staff and long white beard with just a twinge of black at his lip to come out. I went into my fighting stance and must have been jumping around like an idiot now that I think of it. Anyway, they caught it all on film and Pippin played it on the school's intercom (A/N- it's a TV intercom so don't be thinking it's just an audio one). Fool of a Took. I'm too upset to write anymore."
Last day of school. "Even though this is the last day of school, these crackpot teachers are still making us write. Oh well, here's my chance to let out long-kept feelings. I HATE YOU ALL! Well, except for Arwen. There, I said it. Now, I'm going to end it here. Oh yes and, I cheated on my math finals! Ha! Like you can change the scores now. I'm signing off now. Gondor, here I come!"
A/N- I hope that wasn't as much of a mess as I thought it would be. My next chappie will most likely be either Legolas, or Boromir. I want to get in all the big people first (No Gandalf though, sorry, he's just too old and crinkly for me to ever imagine him in school. Besides, he's an Itari and didn't come to Middle-Earth as a kid. I'm right then). Then my mind will go crazy thinking of things for Merry and Pippin.I don't think I even really want to know what goes on inside their heads. Anywho, I would love it if you guys would vote for who I should write a diary for next. Boromir, or Legolas. Thanks again for reading!