***Disclaimer: I don't own Tomb Raider or the commercial this is based on.***

***Author Insanity: Why I wrote this, I have no idea! I like it though. I havn't slept in like.......72 hours, and I've had about 5 pots of coffee today alone, so this probably won't make much sense. But then again, which of my stories ever do! :) And don't worry, the next chapter will be up soon. ***

Tomb Raider Insanity:

Commercial Break



It had taken so long to find this place. Months of researching possible locations, and even more months getting to the right place. But she was finally here.

Lara pulled herself out of the water and clambered up onto the cold ground. She looked up and breathed a sigh of relief as her gaze fell upon the prize resting on the alter before her.

She carefully made her way through the torch lined room, her eyes never leaving the glowing orb, for fear that if she did, it would disapeer. Afraid that it might only be a figment of her imagination.

The orb was said to possess the very spirit of the Gods, and whomever controlled the orb, could call upon all the powers of those Gods for their own use. It would be disastrous if it fell into the wrong hands. She'd been in a museum a while back and had overheard some men talking about this. Since that day, she knew she'd have to get it before anyone else did.

The orb looked to be a crystal so fine, it might break just by touching it.

Lara was careful as she picked it up, and she found it to be quite heavy. There was something inside of it, kinda like that goo out of Ghostbusters 2.

Then it hit her.



She dropped the orb, not even hearing the crash as she ran out of the room at full speed.

Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back?

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*smashes head into keyboard*

~Jessy A.