Kimmi: Why must I always say this?
Gemini: Rules & Regulations…
Kimmi: Wouldn't they have noticed by now that I don't own this silly show?!
Gemini: Breathe in… Breathe out…
Kimmi: Okay, okay…
Gemini: Better?
Kimmi: Yep… Now let's give Marik some therapy!
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~*~THERAPY WITH THE A-TF (CONT'D)~*~
Kimmi: So, where were we?
Gemini: We were attempting to give Marik…
Marik: (Waves)
Gemini: (Blank stare)
DA: (In Gemini's ear) Coo-Eee!
Gemini: Argh!
Crystal: You blanked out…
Gemini: Anyway, we were attempting to give Marik some therapy…
DA: (Glare at Gemini)
Demina: (Sprays water at DA) BAD! BAD DA!!!
Velion: Why don't we actually bother to help Marik?
Marik: I'm getting really claustrophobic here!
Kimmi: Okay, then… I'll go!
Marik: Not you, everybody else… But not you!
Kimmi: Fine…
Gemini: Anti-Tea Force!
A-TF: Sir, Yes, Sir!
Gemini: I'm a girl yami thank you…
A-TF: Ma'am, Yes, Ma'am!
Gemini: Kimmi, we are now dismissed!
(A-TF leave)
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~*~KIMMI & MARIK~*~
Kimmi: Marik, I'm way more claustrophobic than you!
Marik: So?
Kimmi: If this is some lame way to get us alone…
Marik: But I have so much to tell you!
Kimmi: Why not in front of the A-TF?
Marik: They'll have more time torturing Tea!
Kimmi: Really?
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~*~THE STUDIO~*~
Tea: (Runs around studio) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
A-TF: Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!
Gemini: Go girls! (Cuddles Duke)
Duke: So, what's the deal with Legolas anyway!
Gemini: I fancied him in college!
Duke: But you and Kimmi are 14!
Gemini: In a past-life, Dearie!
Duke: Umm… I suppose that makes sense!
Bakura: Ack! Help meee… (Glomped by SEP)
SEP: My Bakura!
Y Bakura: You're such a mortal…
Velion: Yami Bakura!
Y Bakura: Huh? Ack! (Glomped by Velion)
Everyone else: (Laughing their little panties off!)
Yami: Hey… where's Marik & Kimmi?
Gemini: Ohmigod! I forgot about them!
Yugi: Where are they?
DA: (Sarcasm) They wanted to be alone! Tch!
Tristan: Alone?!
DA: Yeah, alone!
Tristan: (Drags DA) Not on my case!
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~*~BACK TO MARIK & KIMMI~*~
Marik: You don't understand Kimmi!
Kimmi: Most people don't by now!
Marik: Well, it's their fault for snooping in!
Kimmi: Marik, we have our own ways of life!
Marik: But, we can rule the world together!
Kimmi: I know but… Hang on a tic… Rule the world?
Marik: (Grabs Kimmi's hands) Exactly!
Kimmi: Wow! And all I have to do is…
Marik: Marry me!
Tristan: (Bursts In) Never!
DA: Marik! Why can't I ever tell these things at a good time?
Kimmi: Too much time torturing Tea?
DA: Possibly… But that's not the point! The point is… I hate you!
Kimmi: (Appalled face)
DA: That's right… (Turns to gnome)
Gnome: Damn! She found me!
DA: (Beating-Up Gnome) EVIL, STALKING, ABSOLUTELY…
Kimmi: Hey! Keep it clean…
DA: No blood will be spilled, gotcha!
Tristan: Anyway… Marik…
Marik: Yeah,
Tristan: What makes you think Kimmi wants you?
Marik: THIS!
Kimmi: Wow!
Tristan: It's blinding me!
Marik: It's only my Millenium Rod!
Kimmi & DA: Which one?
Tristan: That's sick!
Kimmi: Only if you think it is!
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~*~THE STUDIO~*~
Seto: They're taking pretty long…
Mokuba: What's taking pretty long?
Seto: Shush, Child… If I told you, your mind might be damaged for life!
Joey: (Eating)
Gemini: That's it! I need to find out the deal!
Joey: (In-between mouthfuls) Can I come?
Gemini: Yeah, just finish eating…
Duke: Argh! My dice earring's gone!
Gemini: So you're not coming then?
Duke: I gotta find my earring!
Gemini: Okay, then!
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~*~EPILOGUE OF TODAY'S EVENTS~*~
Gemini: (Walks in with Joey) Ooh! Slumber Party!
Joey: Really? Cool! I'll get the snacks!
Gemini: You just got here!
Gnome: I'll get them! Keep me away from this crazed child!
DA: I'm no child you Munchkin!!!
Gnome: ARGH! (Runs away)
Kimmi: Great… I have plans of what's happening next time!
Marik: A slumber party?
Kimmi: Yeah!
Gemini: And what films?
Kimmi: Well, Marik doesn't have to watch it…
Gemini: You mean…?
Kimmi: Yeah!
Both: LEGALLY BLONDE!!!
Everyone else: God, no!
Kimmi: See ya!
Gemini: Have fun!