Kimmi: I still can't help but feel as though I missed a Disclaimer somewhere…
Gemini: (Checking through previous chapters)
Kimmi: I already did that Gemini…
Gemini: Why do you feel like you missed a disclaimer out then?
Kimmi: I dunno… Anyway, I STILL don't own YGO!!!
Gemini: And she never will!!!
Kimmi: It's so sad… (Tear falling from eye)
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~*~THE SLUMBER PARTY~*~
Kimmi: Well, here we are…
A-TF: THE SLUMBER PARTY!!!
Seto: I hate slumber parties…
Tea: I wanted to be part of it… But people won't let me!
A-TF: Hehehehehehehehehehe…
Tea: So now I'm stuck to the ceiling!
Velion: SILENCE! Where is he?
Evangelic: Who?
Mako (The Sea Guy): Hi!
Velion: Sweetie!!!
Mako: Huh?
Velion: (Glomps Mako)
DA: Marik…
Marik: Yeah…?
DA: What do you think about me?
Marik: Is this a trick question?
DA: Do you think about yourself?
Yourself: What about me?
Kimmi: That's strange…
Gemini: Too strange…
(SILENCE)
Joey: (Burps)
(Another Silence)
Marik: (Scoots closer to Kimmi)
DA: (Grabs Marik)
Gemini: Anyway…
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~*~CHOOSING THE MOVIE~*~
Kimmi: Zoolander!
Demina: The One Where Tea Dies!
Tea: What?
Demina: I mean… Children of the Corn!
Crystal: I dunno…
Emerald: I don't mind…
Gemini: But we MUST have comedy right?
Kimmi: Shriek, If You Know What I did Last Friday 13th!
(Silence)
Gemini: We don't know what you did…
Kimmi: I'm suggesting the film!
Everyone: Oh…
Velion: I KNOW!!!
Evangelic: What?
Velion: Let's make a Home Movie… thingy!
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~*~THE HOME MOVIE~*~
Demina: Gemini, can you help me?
Gemini: What's the problem?
Demina: On one hand, I rule the world…
Gemini: The other hand?
Demina: I live ever after with my Y Bakura…
Serenity: Where's the happily bit?
Bakura: This is my yami we're talking about here…
Serenity: So?
Demina: Therefore… There's a camera in my face…
Kimmi: (Holding camera) Come on! Keep going!
Gemini: You're not doing that 4-person camera thing are you?
Kimmi: I dunno…
Gemini: From 'That 70's Show'?
Kimmi: Oh, yeah!
Bakura: Huh?
Serenity: You must know what they're on about!
Bakura: Why am I the only guy in this circle thing anyway?
Serenity: Oh, gotta go!
Demina: Why?
Serenity: I have a bad feeling Joey's gonna eat all of the food!
Kimmi: Can I take your place in this circle-y thing?
Serenity: Sure!
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~*~THE KITCHEN~*~
Tristan: Mmm… Eazy-Squeazy Cheese!
Joey: Oreos!!!
Both: ^____^
Seto: (Bursts in) Joey!
Joey: Eh?
Seto: Bad Dog!
Joey: Don't call me a dog… You… mushroom-head!
Tristan: Mushroom-head?!
Joey: Yeah! Just look at his hair!
Tristan: (Checks Seto's hair) Oh, yeah!
Joey & Tristan: (Roll on floor laughing)
Seto: Idiots…
Mai: (Walks in) Where's my nail-polish?
Seto: I thought you put it in the fridge!
All except Seto: THE FRIDGE?!
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~*~FLASHBACK~*~
Mai: Serenity!
Serenity: Yeah?
Mai: Remind me where I put my nail-polish okay?
Serenity: Where'd you put it?
Mai: In the fridge, so that when I put it on, it lasts longer!
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~*~NOTE FROM AUTHOURS~*~
Kimmi: I would normally stop it here…
Gemini: Why haven't you then?
Kimmi: I promised myself this would be a long chapter…
Gemini: How long is a piece of string?
Kimmi: My one for now is equal to… 650 WORDS!!!
Gemini: Why not 1,000 for all I care!
Kimmi: As if I have enough brains for 1,000 words!
Gemini: Well, you have 552 words right now!
Kimmi: Okay, make it 800! And thoughts are [---] by the way!
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~*~THE CAT-FIGHT~*~
Everyone: (Is Asleep)
Kimmi: What?! I know it's a Slumber Party but you stay up all night!
Marik: I'm awake…
Kimmi: [Well, better than no-one!] (Sits next to Marik)
DA: (Is ½ Asleep)
Marik: Kimmi…
Kimmi: Yeah?
Marik: What would you have said to my proposal anyway?
DA: [What?!]
Kimmi: I dunno… I might have said 'Yes' maybe…
DA: Noooooooooooo!!! (Pounces on Kimmi)
Kimmi: (Screams)
Everyone: (Wakes up)
Gemini: What the hell?!
Demina: (Pushes DA off Kimmi)
Marik: What is wrong with you?!
DA: EXCUSE ME?!?!
Marik: Yeah, you!
DA: WHAT'VE I DONE?!
Marik: You eavesdropped on our conversation and attacked Kimmi!
DA: AND TO THINK I CARED FOR YOU!!!
Marik: Eh?
DA: THAT'S RIGHT! I LOVE YOU… OR USED TO!
Kimmi: [Great… I'm the reason couples hate each other…]
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~*~WHO NEEDS JERRY SPRINGER WHEN YOU HAVE GEMINI?~*~
Gemini: Guys, guys… GUYS!!!
(Silence)
Gemini: Thank you…
Everyone: [What's she up to now?]
Gemini: Marik, I know you like Kimmi…
Marik: Not like… I love her!
Gemini: Fair enough, but she's more interested in Tristan!
Marik: [I'll kill him!]
Gemini: Besides, as we've clearly seen, DA likes you so…
Marik: But DA attacked Kimmi!
Gemini: Obviously, she's being protective!
Marik: Well, I suppose I could give DA a chance…
DA: Really?! [Whoo-hoo!!! ^____^]
Tristan: Kimmi!
Kimmi: (Glomps Tristan)
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~*~TA-RA-RA BOOM-DE-AY~*~
Gemini: Well, that's this time sorted!
Kimmi: Wait! How many words?
Gemini: 793…
Kimmi: I don't care about exactly how many words…
Gemini: What was the aim of 800 words for?
Kimmi: Just a target of how many words I should try!
Gemini: Well, as I said earlier… It's time to go for a while!
Kimmi: Where we going?
Gemini: Never mind…
Kimmi: What does 'glomp' mean anyway? It's not really in my vocabulary!
Gemini: Because we're silly Europeans!
Kimmi: British, Gemini… We're British…
Gemini: I still say you should have gone for 1,000 words!
Kimmi: Oh, shush! I have to end this chapter!