Kimmi: I'm so happy!
Gemini: Why?
Kimmi: Because I found something that I ACTUALLY own!
Gemini: What?
Kimmi: My 'Daft Punk' CD!
Gemini: That belongs to your brother!
Kimmi: Oh, yeah… Damn!
Gemini: Kimmi still doesn't own YGO or anything else!
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~*~THANK YOU~*~
Kimmi: I know with all my hard work…
Gemini: (Cough!) That's funny!
Kimmi: Anyway, I realise I should give out the Thank-You's y'all deserve!
Gemini: Get on with it then…
Kimmi: Alright!
To SEP – Thanks for being a big fan and supporting me! (Even for putting me as a Fav Author!
To Crystal & Emerald – Thanks! I know y'all busy with your own fan-fics but thanks for reading mine!
To DA – Thanks for giving me the idea but I've never seen 'Saving Private Ryan'! Sorry!
To The A-TF – We make a great No-Tea alliance! I hope we can still torture her! (Hehehehe…)
To ArtamisMoon – Thanks for telling me what 'Glomp' means! I'm so useless!! (Means Bear-Hug!)
To Everyone Else – Thanks for reading my crazy fan-fic! I mean it! I thought I'd be nowhere!
Gemini: You quite done?
Kimmi: No! I forgot God, and my parents and my siblings and…
Gemini: It's not like you suddenly turned into J.Lo!
Kimmi: See your point!
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~*~RANDOM INSANITY~*~
Kimmi: Because I can't think of anything, I'm gonna give everyone sugar!!!
Mokuba: SUGAR!!!
Gemini: (Holding Mokuba back) Kimmi!!!!
Kimmi: Yami gets 5 & ½ pounds worth…
Yami: Why, thank you!
Kimmi: Tea gets none!
Tea: Hey!
Kimmi: Joey gets 5 & ½ pounds worth too, and so do Tristan and Yugi…
Joey: Cool!
Kimmi: …And Mai, and Serenity, and Mako, and Seto, and Pegasus?!
Pegasus: Hello Kimmi-girl!
All except Pegasus: Yes… Quite…
Gemini: Go away!
Kimmi: No! (Whispers) Gemini, this could be interesting…
Gemini: (Whispers back) How?
Kimmi: (Whispering still) Trust me… He's crazy enough but what will the effects of sugar do?
Crystal: What are they whispering about?
Emerald: Maybe I'll use my transform-into-snake ability to help!
Kimmi: (Is talking normally) Anyway… Back to handing out the sugar…
Gemini: All A-TF members get 7 pounds worth!
A-TF: Yay!!!
Kimmi: All other people from YGO get 5 & ½ pounds worth!
Mokuba: Yay!!!
Kimmi: Except Mokuba who gets 3 pounds!
Gemini: Why 3?
Kimmi: He's only a little kid! He can't take 5 & ½! Besides he's got enough energy!
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~*~1 HOUR LATER~*~
Pegasus: Oh, hello again Yugi-boy!
Yugi: (Hides behind Yami) Don't let him know I'm here!
Y Bakura: (Has Millenium Eye) Oh, Crud! (Hides it)
Pegasus: So, Kimmi-girl… What happens now?
Kimmi: [He is SO not gonna be allowed to call me Kimmi-girl!]
Gemini: You ok?
Kimmi: Perfect… (Gritting teeth)
Gemini: Huh? Ohmigod, Seto put it away!
Seto: (Is dancing around with only a thong on)
Kimmi: There aren't any Seto fans here are there?
Audience Members: Meeee!!!
Seto: Come get me girls!
Audience Members: We're guys!
Everyone except Seto and his fans: (Burst out laughing)
Kimmi: (Giggles) Oh, man! That's funny!
Gemini: Any real Seto fans out there… No offence!
Kimmi: Yeah… (Still giggling) It's only for fun!
SEP: Let it all out…
Kimmi: Okay… (Bursts out laughing)
Gemini: Okay… Let's all go to the Diary Room!
Yugi: Interview Room?
Yami: We're not in Big Brother are we?
Gemini: Well, since there's so many in the world…
Tea: I've always wanted to be in Big Brother!
Bakura: (Bitch-Slaps Tea) Don't interrupt her!
Gemini: Thank you, Bakura… Anyway, we're only in Britain's Elstree one!
Everyone: Eh?
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~*~BIG MOTHER~*~
Kimmi: (Enters Big Brother House) I'm calm now! Hey… I know this place…
Gemini: (Enters from Diary Room) Welcome To Big Mother, Kimmi! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!
Kimmi: I'm in Elstree? Where the British Big Brother is? That means…
Gemini: Yes…
Kimmi: THE CHICKENS!!! (Runs to the Chicken Coop)
Gemini: (To Diary Room) You guys can come out now!
Everyone except Gemini & Kimmi: (Bursts out of the Diary Room)
Gemini: (Gets trampled by them) Not again…
Tristan: (Goes into garden with DA & Marik)
Kimmi: (Watching chickens)
Tristan: Whatcha doing?
Kimmi: Oh, I'm just looking at these chickens!
Tristan: Ah…
Joey: Chickens? Can we eat them?
Kimmi: NO! Chickens are cool!
DA: Yeah! (Cuddles Marik)
Marik: (Accepts cuddle but over shoulder looks longingly at Kimmi)
Kimmi: I wonder what the names of these chickens are…
Gemini: Well, it's time for the blindfolded kisses! Inside you couples!
Kimmi, Marik, DA & Tristan: Eh?
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~*~BLINDFOLDED KISSES~*~
Gemini: Guys, tops off!
Guys: What?!
Gemini: Just do it!
Guys: Okay… (Takes tops off)
Girls: (Cheering)
Kimmi: So what happens?
Gemini: Since you asked, you'll go first!
Kimmi: Do I get a mint?
Gemini: (Gives her a mint)
Kimmi: (Eats it)
Gemini: Right, Guys, in a line! Except Pegasus & Seto! (Pulls disgusted face)
Guys: (Get in line)
Gemini: Facing the girls please!
Guys: (Face girls)
Kimmi: (Puts blindfold on)
Gemini: Good, Kimmi… Now walk past the guys…
Kimmi: Umm… Okay…
Gemini: You have to feel their chests though!
Kimmi: Why?!
Gemini: So you can choose which one you're gonna go for!
Kimmi: Alright… (Does orders given to her by Gemini)
Girls: (Watch and giggle)
Kimmi: Ooh! Uh-huh… Ah… Found him! (Kisses Mystery Man)
Girls: Oh, my God! (Scream with laughter)
Kimmi: (Takes off blindfold) Ohmigod, I kissed Joey!
Girls: (Laugh their heads off)
Kimmi: ^___^;;
Joey: (Smug)
Kimmi: Now, you've gotta do it Gemini!
Gemini: I would do it now, but… Would you look at that time's up!
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~*~D'OH~*~
Gemini: Yep, it's time to go! Kimmi say 'Good-Bye!' Byeee!!!
Kimmi: Mindless excuse so you don't do it now! Fine then… Bye all!
Gemini: Yeah, Merry Christmas!!! Phew…