A/N: Er. Coffee and depression produced this freak. However, I'd like to do more of these, so if anyone who accidentally reads this wants it, do... tell.
sOURGRAPEs ?
Remus :
A little lump of rock in the sky
has me wrapped around its figurative finger.
I'm howling.
With laughter.
Cedric:
I, Hufflepuff Captain, prefect,
to all appearances a handsome and pleasant lad,
am still a minor character who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Snape: ...
Let me think.
Ah, I have it. Yes, two words.
Sod. Off.
Hermione:
In the end,
nobody except me
will ever actually have read 'Hogwarts: A History'.
Dumbledore:
That will indeed be
the new password
after 'Raspberry Swirls'.
Draco:
Harry bloody Potter
has three balls.
The third is called a Snitch.
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