Ok, this might get very confusing. I hope you enjoy it all the same
Thank you to-
~A.K.A. Talentless
~Aikenka
~Thunder Goddes Kino
~WhiteBakura
~Deltalead
~C.T.
~teafan123 (I can't believe I'm on yourr favorites!)
~SpAiN
~Animegurl
~fOX-SPIRIT AKA Y.V (Yea, I just got too many ideas and a little too much free time, so I gotta write ^_^)
~Princess of Darkness and me (I hate GC because of their music and style. Believe me, I live in Maryland and I know many people who want to kill me for hating them......)
~Blink182sbaby
Your all awesome for reviewing ^^
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I have decided to cut out most of the angst and focus more on humor in this story. Still though, who knows when it will appear though, its not like I plan stories in advance (^_~)
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"Jeez Ryou, what happened to your eye?"
"I just um.......ran into a door. I was a bit tipsy last night"
"You were tipsy?"
"Yep" Yami looked at Ryou in confusion.
"Um Hikari, tipsy means you are drunk"
"Oh, guess I should stop the british talk, huh?" The bell for school finally rang
"Ok, class, SHUT UP! I'm going to be handing out your schedules today." The teacher walked around and gave everyone a little card with their schedules on it. She also gave everyone glares.
"Why are you so mad?"
"A new principal was hired, because we found out the last one was selling drugs to students"
(O__O)
"And this new guys fires all the old staff and replaces it!"
"Wow, I wonder who he is?"
"Some freak with long hair and one eye"
Yugi's gang: (O_____________________________________________________O)
"Pay attention and take your schedule so you can go to class!"
"But we went to our classes already!"
"Mr. Ishtar, please refrain from speaking without raising your hand"
"Son of a-"
"As I was saying, please memorize your schedules. The first bell will ring in a few minutes."
It was the next day and every one was bright and happy. (yea right) They were finally getting their schedules, but the Yami's didn't know anything about modern day studies.
"Hey Ryou, what the hell is this?"
"That's chemestry"
"Oh.........what's that?"
"Well, you mix chemicals together-"
"TO MAKE A BOMB!!!!!"
(-_-) "Sure Bakura.....whatever you say."
"Aibou, what is....Al....Al"
"Algebra, its math"
"Oh. What's math?"
"Jeez Pharaoh! Didn't they teach you anything at the palace?!"
"No, I was too busy protecting it from you"
"Hehe, good times"
"Malik! What the hell is home-ec?"
"That's cooking" ^_^
"YOU SIGNED ME UP FOR COOKING?!?!?!"
"Well, its not like Nee-san or Rishid can cook" *Takes a look at his own schedule* (O_O) I HAVE COOKING ALSO!!!! NEE-SAN!!!!!
"Hehehehe"
*BRING!* The bell rung and the class got up. They said their good-byes and began moving around to their next class.
"Oh yea, your new homeroom teacher will be here tomorrow!"
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"Ok, here is Algebra" Yami opened the door and walked inside. Complicated equations and numbers decorated the board.
"Oh Ra......"
"Hey Yami!"
"Ah, Jou, you're here"
"Yep, I know this is your first class, so I will help tutor you through it!"
"Yea, I'll help also!"
"Honda! You're here also"
"Yep, this will be great buddy"
"Wow, maybe this won't be so bad....." Yami thought.
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"Chemestry is here, time to make some explosives" Bakura grinned evilly as he walked inside.
"Its like I died and went to the afterlife, except the afterlife was full of chemicals." Many beakers and bottles littered the tables and Bakura could only imagine their destructive power
"Hi Bakura, I didn't know you were in this class"
"Shut up Yugi, I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to blow things up" Yugi looked a bit hurt, but obviously the Tomb Robber didn't care.
"Hey! Yugi was only trying to be friendly!"
"Anzu, do us a favor and shut your mouth"
"Humf!" Bakura walked away from Short Boy and his sidekick, Friendship Girl and took a seat in the corner of the classroom. A certain purple- haired girl took the seat next to him.
"Hi, I'm Miho remember?" She grabbed onto his arm as Bakura sweatdropped. "Let's like, be friends! So, you want to hear about my shopping experience?"
(-_-) "It's going to be a long year......"
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"Cooking, I can't believe he signed me up for cooking....." Marik walked inside and saw many materials used for cooking.
"Marik, I didn't know you were in this class!"
"Ah, Tomb Robber! You're here!"
"No, actually this is Ryou old chap"
-_- "Damn"
"Cooking is great, you're going to love it!"
"Shut up before I kill you"
"You know, I am very used to death threats"
"Are you used to people who actually carry them out?"
(O_O)
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"American History. Why would anyone care about America History when Egypt is all that matters?" Malik walked inside and took a seat, ignoring all the giggling girls around him.
"Nee-san chose the worst classes for me" -_-
"Hi what's your name?" A girl turned around and asked Malik.
"Ah....uh......uh.....wow" Yea, Malik was drooling at the girl. She had long brown hair and brilliant chocolate colored eyes. She giggled at him.
"Hi, I'm Shizuka! Now will you talked to me since I'm no longer a stranger?" ^_^
".....Malik!" He squeaked.
"Nice to meet you. I hope this class won't be too hard, because I skipped a grade to get here."
Malik just nodded dumbly at her, still entranced by her beauty. Just then, the teacher walked in. Many girls started drooling at him and many boys began to make comments about how cool he looked.
"Hey punks, my name is professor Howard" Malik's head jerked up. His eyes went wide.
"BANDIT KEITH?!?!"
"Why, hello there Malik, I hope you have fun in my class." He wore his traditional sunglasses, but Malik saw the evil glare they gave him.
"Why would the school hire you?!"
"Well....let's just say I had to go through some rough nights to get this job."
Malik and Shizuka both wore the same expression of their faces,
(O________________________________________________O)
"I thought I killed you!"
"Nope just made me insane, allow me to return the favor" He said with a sneer.
*Gulp*
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"Ok Jou, so tell me exactly what Algebra is"
"Well, its like-" But at that moment, the teacher walked in.
"HOLY CRAP IT'S YOU!!!!"
"Why hello Yami-boy"
"PEGASUS?!?! YOU'RE MY TEACHER?"
"Actually no" Yami, Jou, and Honda all breathed a sigh of relief.
"I am your new principal, and I am just saying hi to all the classes!
"HOW DID YOU BECOME PRINCIPAL?!?!"
"Calm down Jounou-boy, I got tired of making cards, so I applied for the job of principal!"
"Oh Ra......"
"You should see the new staff I hired, I'm sure they will be familiar to all of you"
"Gods have mercy......
"Well, enough chit chat, your new teacher will be this lady right here. Have fun, Yami-boy"
(O_O)
"Hello class, nice to see you again Yami"
"Ah.....uh......eh.....um.......hi?"
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"Ok class, the first thing we will be cooking is a basic pot of noodles, any questions?" Ryou raised his hand.
"Yes Ryou?"
"Um....why are you teaching us Otogi?"
"From now on, call me Professor Ryouji, and I am teaching because I am an expert chef!" Yes, the Dungeon Dice Champion was teaching them how to cook.
"Hey, Dice Boy, get on with the lesson!"
"Hold your tounge Marik!"
"Stupid student teacher-"
"Ok, now pair up and let's begin!"
"Hey Marik, since I don't know anyone else, will you be my partner?"
"Fine"
"You don't have to do anything, I can do all the cooking"
"Well, that's good"
"But that means I eat all of it as well" ^_^
*Marik pulls out the Rod* "Yea, just try and eat all of it!"
(O_O) "Bakura sure is beginning to seem nice right about now...."
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"And then, she was like, oh no! But I was like oh yea!"
"Shut up! SHUT UP!!!!" Bakura had been listening to Miho ramble on while the class waited for the teacher to show up.
"and I'm like that is so tacky-"
"THAT'S IT!!! MIND CR-"
"Bakura, no!" Yugi and Anzu had grabbed his arms, saving Miho from a terrible fate.
"Let go of me!!! She will die!!!!"
"It's wrong Bakura!"
"CRAM IT PHARAOH-WANNABE!!!"
"Please Bakura, stop fighting"
"Humf!" He settled back into his seat.
"Wow Anzu, how did you do that?"
"Hehe" Anzu blushed, amazed that Bakura listened to her.
"I can't believe I listened to that stupid mortal! What has become of the King of Thieves?!"
"Oh shut up"
"What the h- Kaiba!" Seto Kaiba had been sitting next to Bakura the whole time. The Thief never noticed him though.
"Yea, now shut up, I'm trying to read"
"Why do you have to sit next to me?"
"This is the farthest seat from the front" The teacher walked in at the exact moment. The class bursts out laughing at his clothes, well almost the whole class. Seto continued to read and Yugi looked at him with fear. Students made comments about the man's appearance.
"Look at those clothes!"
"Look at that mask!"
"Hello class! I will teach you about SWEET KATHRINE, WHY DID YOU DIE????!!! chemicals. (O_O) I used to be a magician, so I know all different ways to mix chemicals. They were I MISS YOU SO MUCH!!! a valueble stage prop!"
Class: (O_O)
"What's with the mask?" Bakura shouted
"Um......I like masks.....yea, that's it.....KATHRINE!!!"
"Excuse me sir, but why are you having sudden outbursts?"
"Well, I lost my girlfriend a while back and KATHRINE MY SWEET!!! I'm still not quite over her"
Class: -_-;;;;;;
"I can't believe this clown is going to teach us" Kaiba muttered
"Ok class!" The teacher said. "Let's get.....oh hi Yugi!"
"Hehe.....hi Pandora"
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"Oh Ra! I can't believe we have to go through a year of all that!" Said Yami, taking a forkful of spagetti and shoving it into his mouth.
"For once I agree with you Pharaoh" Bakura was eating a raw chicken leg (yum.....)
"Well, at least you guys don't have to deal with Bandit Keith....." Malik was eating some Egyptian food Rishid packed for him.
"Speak for yourself, I have him the period after you" Said Honda, eating sushi.
The gang had just finished up their morning classes and were now back in the cafeteria. After yesterday, everyone decided it was safer to bring their own lunch.
"Hey Marik, why aren't you eating?"
"Because HE ate all our noodles in Home-Ec!"
"Hehe, sorry Ryou, but they were really good!"
"I wouldn't know"
"The bell is about to ring, lets all meet at the game shop after school!"
"Sounds like a plan!"
"I don't really want to-"
"Come on Bakura, don't be stubborn"
"Fine"
"Well, I know me and Malik won't attend-"
"Yes we will, I have to talk to Yami about Nee-san"
"Oh, hehe....."
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"Ok, English class is here....." The former Pharaoh opened the door to his next class and walked inside. He took a look around but no one he knew was there. He sat down in the back and waited for the teacher. Yami eventually got bored and pulled out his deck. He was flipping through his cards when suddenly.....
"Your still using the Dark Magician? When are you going to get a better monster?"
(O_O)"Hehe.....hi Kaiba" The Dragon Master sat down next to the Pharaoh and began reading a book.
"Eh.....do you have to sit here Kaiba?"
"Why? Something wrong?
"No! Nothings wrong!"
"Ok, then leave me alone"
"Oh Ra, help me....." (Remember what Yami knows about Kaiba?)
"Crap, I dropped my pencil, Yami, pick it up will you?"
"WHY?! SO YOU CAN TAKE A LOOK AT MY BUTT?!?!"
(O_O) "Huh?"
"I mean.....*picks up pencil* here you go....hehe" ^_^; He then layed his head on his desk.
Then, the teacher walked through the door.
"Wow! Check out that dude!"
"Wild piercings!"
"Is he wearing mascara?"
Kaiba looked up. "I know you, you were in the tournament!"
Then Yami looked up too. (O_O) "It's the Silent Doll!!!!!!!"
"Hi......class......teacher.....I....am"
"We are supposed to learn english from him?"
"Me......Pantomime"
"Humf" Kaiba said arrogantly, "and what exactly do you know about English? So far you don't seem to talented"
Pantomime's eyes narrowed at the Duelist, but then a grin spread across his lips and he spoke. "The grey eyed morn smiles upon the frowning night, checkering the eastern clouds with streaks of light! What play is that from?"
Everyone just stared at Pantomime. (O_O)
"Looks like thou art far behind in Shakespeare! Thousts must catch up!"
"Yami, did you know he could talk like that?" Kaiba whispered to Yami.
"GET AWAY FROM ME KAIBA!!! DON'T GET SO CLOSE!!!"
Entire class including Pantomime: (O__O)
"Um.....sorry?"
"Pharaoh!"
"Hi Pantomime........"
"I wanted to apologize for trying to kill thou"
Class: (O__________________________O)
"It's fine"
"But since thou speaketh out of turn, I want thou to find which act that was fromith for homeowrk"
"Dammitith!"
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"Wench! You're in another one of my classes?!"
"I really wish you would stop calling me that Bakura"
"Is this class going to be hard?"
"I really don't know anything about Geometry, can't answer your question"
"Damn, aren't you good for anything?!"
Anzu pouted at him. "For your information, I am good at many things!"
"EVERYONE TAKE A SEAT!!" Bakura and Anzu sat down quickly next to each other.
"Ok, where you are sitting will be your perminant seats!"
"Dammit"
"I heard that Bakura....."
"Damn wench"
"I am your teacher! I may be young, but I am a genious! Isn't that right Teddy?"
"Grrr! That's right Rebecca!"
"Holy crap its that girl......."
"Haha! You associate with girls like that, woman?!"
"Grr......Just shut up and talk to me for the rest of the year Bakura!"
"Fine!"
"Oh look! It's Anzu! Hi Anzu!"
"Hehe....hi Rebecca"
"Me and Teddy are going to teach you math!"
"Man, we are going to be taught by an 8 year old?"
"You! Detention" The class just began and Rebecca had already given out a detention. She turned back to Anzu.
"Anzu, are you still in love with Ryou?"
"WHAT?!?!" The entire class, including Bakura turned to stare at Anzu, who was blushing furiously. For some reason, Bakura was very angry that she liked his light......wait, not angry, another emotion.....hmmm
"No.....of course not!"
"You know, I bet Ryou would love to hear about this"
Anzu's face turned beet red. "Ok, I used to like him, but I don't anymore"
"Hmm, I wonder who you do like now?" Bakura fluttered his eyes in a mocking way "Perhaps his dark half?"
"Eww! I'd rather make out with a horse!"
Class: (O______________O)
"Ouch....that hurt"
(O__O) "Oh ok, well, let's begin!" Said Rebecca energeticly.
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"Hi Shizuka!"
"Oh Malik, you're taking cooking too?"
"Yea, Nee-san signed me up for it. Though, it might not be so bad with you here." He gave her a charming smile, causing Shizuka to blush, but also made many girls stare daggers at her.
Yea, Onichan thought this class would be good for me also, because he loves to eat!"
"Oh, who is your brother?"
"His name is Jounouchi"
(O__O) "He.....is your brother?"
"Yep" ^_^
"Damn....my chances just went way down...."
"What was that?"
"Nothing!" Just then Otogi entered the room.
"Grrrrr....Malik"
"Sorry, I don't growl at men"
(-_-)"This will not be a happy year for you!"
"Yea.....whatever" Otogi turned back to the class.
"Hello class, I am Professor Ryouji and I will be teaching you cooking! Everyone pair up and today we will be making noodles!" The Dungeon dice Master walked over to Shizuka.
"Oh, hello Shizuka, I haven't seen you since Battle City!"
"Hi Otogi" Everyone knew that Otogi had a huge crush on Shizuka. Shizuka only thought of him as a friend though.
"You can be partnered up with me"
"No! You're the teacher and she will be with me!" said Malik defyingly.
"No, if she is with you, who knows what you might do to her!"
"Wow, did he just want to be my partner?" Shizuka though, blushing.
"Malik, you will be partnered with Ushio over here." Suddenly a huge bully walked over to Malik. (This is the guy from the first Manga)
"Hey there small fry, you'd better do good on this, or else!"
*Gulp*
// 30 minutes later //
"COOK FASTER BOY!!!!"
"Yes sir Master Malik!"
"MORE SALT!"
"Yes sir Master Malik"
Malik was petting his Rod. "Gods I love this thing"
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"Wow Ryou, I didn't know you were doing body building!"
"Yugi! I'm glad someone I know is in this class"
"Why did you pick it Ryou?"
"Well, I'm tired of my Yami calling me a weakling, how about you?"
"I want to finally beat mine in a game! He will fall in arm wrestling!"
"Oh kay......." The teacher walked in. The class stared at him with awe. Yugi and Bakura stared at him with fear in their eyes.
"My name is Player Killer (Dub name: Panik) and I'm going to pump you up!" (I love SNL)
"Oh Gods"
"Actually, call me Panik from now on you little worms" (MUCH easier to type)
"Help!" Squeaked Yugi.
"Well, if it isn't puny man Yugi....."
"Hehe, hi Panik"
"I will make you and your friend strong like an ox! Get ready for the most intense training session of your life!!!!!"
*Gulp*
"Now, give me 500 one handed push-ups!!!!!!"
//After class//
"Yugi mate, I can't move my arms"
"Ryou, I can't feel my legs"
"I have legs?"
"Player Killer is gonna finally kill me"
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"Kaiba! What are you doing here?"
"For your information Marik, I am taking art. I need the credit to graduate"
"Oh......what's a credit?"
"Just shut up" Just then, the teacher walked in. Many boy's jaws dropped to the floor.
"Hi, my name is Mai Kujaku, but just call me Mai. I am your new art teacher."
"Hey Kaiba, she looks familiar....."
"She should, you fought her in the Semi-finals"
"Oh yea! You're the one I trapped in the hourglass and tried to kill!"
"MARIK!!!!!!" *Lunges at him*
(O_____O) "Help!!!!!!"
"Maybe later" said a very bored Kaiba.
"Wow, that is one lucky dude"
"Yea, he gets to wrestle with that hot new teacher" The door suddenly opened and Jou walked into the classroom.
"Sorry I'm late! I had to finish lunch!"
"Just. Take. A. Seat!!!!!" *Mai is currently strangling Marik*
"Ok, so wh-MAI?!"
Mai looked up but still was killing Marik. "JOU?!"
"You're the new art teacher?!"
"Yea"
"Haven't seen you for a while"
"Same, you sure have gotten cuter" Said Mai, winking at Jou. By the Way, she is still choking Malik
"Hehe....thanks" said a blushing Jounouchi.
"Oh look, its a red Puppy"
"Dammit, Kaiba is here too?"
"Yep, and I expect you to treat your classmate with respect"
"Grrr........Um....why are you strangling Marik there?"
"He tried to kill me. You wanna help me out?"
"Say......no....." Marik gasped.
"Sure, he almost killed me too"
(O_O) Jou went down there with Mai and they started kicking and punching the psychotic Yami.
(X_____________X)
"This is gonna be a long year." Kaiba said dully, watching the carnage before him.
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(Hehe, Crouching Tigress reminded me about these guys. It would be a shame if they were left out)
It was the last class of the day for all of our tired "heroes"
"Wow! I can't believe all of us are in the same class!"
"Don't be so excited Aibou, the Tomb Robber is here also"
"Yea, I am, you gonna sue me for that?"
"No, but I might for fun"
"Dammit, even Kaiba is here"
"I just can't believe we all decided to take poetry!"
"What do you mean decided? This is a mandatory class for all Juniors!" (Made that up)
"Shhhh, here come the teachers" The door blasted open and a green and orange blur came zooming in. They did some flips around the room and landed impressively. Half the class marveled at their performance. The other half watched in horror......
"I am Para!"
"I am Dox!"
"With our combined skills!"
"You'll be smart as a fox!"
"Holy crap they are back" Para and Dox were the teachers of poetry (I bet you saw that comming)
"Pharaoh....who are these people?"
"Trust me Malik, you don't want to know" The two brothers began flipping around again and struk a pose.
"It is poetry we will teach!"
"Soon, it won't seem so far out of reach!"
"So sit back and enjoy the show"
"And soon from your mouth words of beauty will flow!"
Class: (-_-);;;;;
"All of us are in some deep-"
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"All my classes suck"
"You think yours are bad Yami? You should try chemestry! Pandora is teaching it and he's got some pretty scary problems!"
"Pantomime is my english teacher.....he is a shakespeare buff! Not to mention Kaiba sits next to me!"
"Hehe, he try any moves on you Pharaoh?"
"Yes!"
Entire gang: (O_O) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"It's not funny......."
"I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE ALL MY CLASSES ARE WITH THAT STUPID TOMB ROBBER!!!!!"
"You know, I'm standing right here wench"
"I DON'T CARE!!!!"
"You know you do" He said, wrapping an arm around her shoulders
"No!" But her cheeks turned a light shade of red. Bakura smirked at her.
Suddenly, Malik and Shizuka walked through the door, hand-in-hand.
"Onichan, do you know Malik? He was very nice to me today and he is my new best friend!"
"MALIK!!!!"
"Uh....hey J-AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Jou, stop biting the Gravekeeper"
"MY ARM!!! GET HIM OFF!!!!!" Jou finally let go of Malik.
"Blah! When was the last time you showered?"
"In Egypt, I only bathe in the Nile!"
(O_________________________________________________O)
"What? Yami hasn't bathed all his life!" All eyes turned to Yami
"Hehe....what about the Tomb Robber?" All eyes were on Bakura now. He was trying to balance a knife on the tip of his finger
(-_-)
"What? I bathe in the blood of my victims!"
(Oo)
"Well, its getting late, it's time me and Bakura head home"
"Yea, I guess so, see you all tomorrow!"
The group split up and went to their seperate houses. The night was not over though, one thing still remained........homework.
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That was a bloody long chapter! I might decide to add more teachers later on
Also, chapters from now on won't be brief flashes of every class, but will focus maybe on 2 or 3 classes that are relevant. Also, there will be more romance.......I think, how would I know? ^_^
If you have ideas for some teachers you want to see, just tell me!
Please review!
Thank you to-
~A.K.A. Talentless
~Aikenka
~Thunder Goddes Kino
~WhiteBakura
~Deltalead
~C.T.
~teafan123 (I can't believe I'm on yourr favorites!)
~SpAiN
~Animegurl
~fOX-SPIRIT AKA Y.V (Yea, I just got too many ideas and a little too much free time, so I gotta write ^_^)
~Princess of Darkness and me (I hate GC because of their music and style. Believe me, I live in Maryland and I know many people who want to kill me for hating them......)
~Blink182sbaby
Your all awesome for reviewing ^^
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I have decided to cut out most of the angst and focus more on humor in this story. Still though, who knows when it will appear though, its not like I plan stories in advance (^_~)
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"Jeez Ryou, what happened to your eye?"
"I just um.......ran into a door. I was a bit tipsy last night"
"You were tipsy?"
"Yep" Yami looked at Ryou in confusion.
"Um Hikari, tipsy means you are drunk"
"Oh, guess I should stop the british talk, huh?" The bell for school finally rang
"Ok, class, SHUT UP! I'm going to be handing out your schedules today." The teacher walked around and gave everyone a little card with their schedules on it. She also gave everyone glares.
"Why are you so mad?"
"A new principal was hired, because we found out the last one was selling drugs to students"
(O__O)
"And this new guys fires all the old staff and replaces it!"
"Wow, I wonder who he is?"
"Some freak with long hair and one eye"
Yugi's gang: (O_____________________________________________________O)
"Pay attention and take your schedule so you can go to class!"
"But we went to our classes already!"
"Mr. Ishtar, please refrain from speaking without raising your hand"
"Son of a-"
"As I was saying, please memorize your schedules. The first bell will ring in a few minutes."
It was the next day and every one was bright and happy. (yea right) They were finally getting their schedules, but the Yami's didn't know anything about modern day studies.
"Hey Ryou, what the hell is this?"
"That's chemestry"
"Oh.........what's that?"
"Well, you mix chemicals together-"
"TO MAKE A BOMB!!!!!"
(-_-) "Sure Bakura.....whatever you say."
"Aibou, what is....Al....Al"
"Algebra, its math"
"Oh. What's math?"
"Jeez Pharaoh! Didn't they teach you anything at the palace?!"
"No, I was too busy protecting it from you"
"Hehe, good times"
"Malik! What the hell is home-ec?"
"That's cooking" ^_^
"YOU SIGNED ME UP FOR COOKING?!?!?!"
"Well, its not like Nee-san or Rishid can cook" *Takes a look at his own schedule* (O_O) I HAVE COOKING ALSO!!!! NEE-SAN!!!!!
"Hehehehe"
*BRING!* The bell rung and the class got up. They said their good-byes and began moving around to their next class.
"Oh yea, your new homeroom teacher will be here tomorrow!"
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"Ok, here is Algebra" Yami opened the door and walked inside. Complicated equations and numbers decorated the board.
"Oh Ra......"
"Hey Yami!"
"Ah, Jou, you're here"
"Yep, I know this is your first class, so I will help tutor you through it!"
"Yea, I'll help also!"
"Honda! You're here also"
"Yep, this will be great buddy"
"Wow, maybe this won't be so bad....." Yami thought.
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"Chemestry is here, time to make some explosives" Bakura grinned evilly as he walked inside.
"Its like I died and went to the afterlife, except the afterlife was full of chemicals." Many beakers and bottles littered the tables and Bakura could only imagine their destructive power
"Hi Bakura, I didn't know you were in this class"
"Shut up Yugi, I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to blow things up" Yugi looked a bit hurt, but obviously the Tomb Robber didn't care.
"Hey! Yugi was only trying to be friendly!"
"Anzu, do us a favor and shut your mouth"
"Humf!" Bakura walked away from Short Boy and his sidekick, Friendship Girl and took a seat in the corner of the classroom. A certain purple- haired girl took the seat next to him.
"Hi, I'm Miho remember?" She grabbed onto his arm as Bakura sweatdropped. "Let's like, be friends! So, you want to hear about my shopping experience?"
(-_-) "It's going to be a long year......"
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"Cooking, I can't believe he signed me up for cooking....." Marik walked inside and saw many materials used for cooking.
"Marik, I didn't know you were in this class!"
"Ah, Tomb Robber! You're here!"
"No, actually this is Ryou old chap"
-_- "Damn"
"Cooking is great, you're going to love it!"
"Shut up before I kill you"
"You know, I am very used to death threats"
"Are you used to people who actually carry them out?"
(O_O)
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"American History. Why would anyone care about America History when Egypt is all that matters?" Malik walked inside and took a seat, ignoring all the giggling girls around him.
"Nee-san chose the worst classes for me" -_-
"Hi what's your name?" A girl turned around and asked Malik.
"Ah....uh......uh.....wow" Yea, Malik was drooling at the girl. She had long brown hair and brilliant chocolate colored eyes. She giggled at him.
"Hi, I'm Shizuka! Now will you talked to me since I'm no longer a stranger?" ^_^
".....Malik!" He squeaked.
"Nice to meet you. I hope this class won't be too hard, because I skipped a grade to get here."
Malik just nodded dumbly at her, still entranced by her beauty. Just then, the teacher walked in. Many girls started drooling at him and many boys began to make comments about how cool he looked.
"Hey punks, my name is professor Howard" Malik's head jerked up. His eyes went wide.
"BANDIT KEITH?!?!"
"Why, hello there Malik, I hope you have fun in my class." He wore his traditional sunglasses, but Malik saw the evil glare they gave him.
"Why would the school hire you?!"
"Well....let's just say I had to go through some rough nights to get this job."
Malik and Shizuka both wore the same expression of their faces,
(O________________________________________________O)
"I thought I killed you!"
"Nope just made me insane, allow me to return the favor" He said with a sneer.
*Gulp*
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"Ok Jou, so tell me exactly what Algebra is"
"Well, its like-" But at that moment, the teacher walked in.
"HOLY CRAP IT'S YOU!!!!"
"Why hello Yami-boy"
"PEGASUS?!?! YOU'RE MY TEACHER?"
"Actually no" Yami, Jou, and Honda all breathed a sigh of relief.
"I am your new principal, and I am just saying hi to all the classes!
"HOW DID YOU BECOME PRINCIPAL?!?!"
"Calm down Jounou-boy, I got tired of making cards, so I applied for the job of principal!"
"Oh Ra......"
"You should see the new staff I hired, I'm sure they will be familiar to all of you"
"Gods have mercy......
"Well, enough chit chat, your new teacher will be this lady right here. Have fun, Yami-boy"
(O_O)
"Hello class, nice to see you again Yami"
"Ah.....uh......eh.....um.......hi?"
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"Ok class, the first thing we will be cooking is a basic pot of noodles, any questions?" Ryou raised his hand.
"Yes Ryou?"
"Um....why are you teaching us Otogi?"
"From now on, call me Professor Ryouji, and I am teaching because I am an expert chef!" Yes, the Dungeon Dice Champion was teaching them how to cook.
"Hey, Dice Boy, get on with the lesson!"
"Hold your tounge Marik!"
"Stupid student teacher-"
"Ok, now pair up and let's begin!"
"Hey Marik, since I don't know anyone else, will you be my partner?"
"Fine"
"You don't have to do anything, I can do all the cooking"
"Well, that's good"
"But that means I eat all of it as well" ^_^
*Marik pulls out the Rod* "Yea, just try and eat all of it!"
(O_O) "Bakura sure is beginning to seem nice right about now...."
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"And then, she was like, oh no! But I was like oh yea!"
"Shut up! SHUT UP!!!!" Bakura had been listening to Miho ramble on while the class waited for the teacher to show up.
"and I'm like that is so tacky-"
"THAT'S IT!!! MIND CR-"
"Bakura, no!" Yugi and Anzu had grabbed his arms, saving Miho from a terrible fate.
"Let go of me!!! She will die!!!!"
"It's wrong Bakura!"
"CRAM IT PHARAOH-WANNABE!!!"
"Please Bakura, stop fighting"
"Humf!" He settled back into his seat.
"Wow Anzu, how did you do that?"
"Hehe" Anzu blushed, amazed that Bakura listened to her.
"I can't believe I listened to that stupid mortal! What has become of the King of Thieves?!"
"Oh shut up"
"What the h- Kaiba!" Seto Kaiba had been sitting next to Bakura the whole time. The Thief never noticed him though.
"Yea, now shut up, I'm trying to read"
"Why do you have to sit next to me?"
"This is the farthest seat from the front" The teacher walked in at the exact moment. The class bursts out laughing at his clothes, well almost the whole class. Seto continued to read and Yugi looked at him with fear. Students made comments about the man's appearance.
"Look at those clothes!"
"Look at that mask!"
"Hello class! I will teach you about SWEET KATHRINE, WHY DID YOU DIE????!!! chemicals. (O_O) I used to be a magician, so I know all different ways to mix chemicals. They were I MISS YOU SO MUCH!!! a valueble stage prop!"
Class: (O_O)
"What's with the mask?" Bakura shouted
"Um......I like masks.....yea, that's it.....KATHRINE!!!"
"Excuse me sir, but why are you having sudden outbursts?"
"Well, I lost my girlfriend a while back and KATHRINE MY SWEET!!! I'm still not quite over her"
Class: -_-;;;;;;
"I can't believe this clown is going to teach us" Kaiba muttered
"Ok class!" The teacher said. "Let's get.....oh hi Yugi!"
"Hehe.....hi Pandora"
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"Oh Ra! I can't believe we have to go through a year of all that!" Said Yami, taking a forkful of spagetti and shoving it into his mouth.
"For once I agree with you Pharaoh" Bakura was eating a raw chicken leg (yum.....)
"Well, at least you guys don't have to deal with Bandit Keith....." Malik was eating some Egyptian food Rishid packed for him.
"Speak for yourself, I have him the period after you" Said Honda, eating sushi.
The gang had just finished up their morning classes and were now back in the cafeteria. After yesterday, everyone decided it was safer to bring their own lunch.
"Hey Marik, why aren't you eating?"
"Because HE ate all our noodles in Home-Ec!"
"Hehe, sorry Ryou, but they were really good!"
"I wouldn't know"
"The bell is about to ring, lets all meet at the game shop after school!"
"Sounds like a plan!"
"I don't really want to-"
"Come on Bakura, don't be stubborn"
"Fine"
"Well, I know me and Malik won't attend-"
"Yes we will, I have to talk to Yami about Nee-san"
"Oh, hehe....."
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"Ok, English class is here....." The former Pharaoh opened the door to his next class and walked inside. He took a look around but no one he knew was there. He sat down in the back and waited for the teacher. Yami eventually got bored and pulled out his deck. He was flipping through his cards when suddenly.....
"Your still using the Dark Magician? When are you going to get a better monster?"
(O_O)"Hehe.....hi Kaiba" The Dragon Master sat down next to the Pharaoh and began reading a book.
"Eh.....do you have to sit here Kaiba?"
"Why? Something wrong?
"No! Nothings wrong!"
"Ok, then leave me alone"
"Oh Ra, help me....." (Remember what Yami knows about Kaiba?)
"Crap, I dropped my pencil, Yami, pick it up will you?"
"WHY?! SO YOU CAN TAKE A LOOK AT MY BUTT?!?!"
(O_O) "Huh?"
"I mean.....*picks up pencil* here you go....hehe" ^_^; He then layed his head on his desk.
Then, the teacher walked through the door.
"Wow! Check out that dude!"
"Wild piercings!"
"Is he wearing mascara?"
Kaiba looked up. "I know you, you were in the tournament!"
Then Yami looked up too. (O_O) "It's the Silent Doll!!!!!!!"
"Hi......class......teacher.....I....am"
"We are supposed to learn english from him?"
"Me......Pantomime"
"Humf" Kaiba said arrogantly, "and what exactly do you know about English? So far you don't seem to talented"
Pantomime's eyes narrowed at the Duelist, but then a grin spread across his lips and he spoke. "The grey eyed morn smiles upon the frowning night, checkering the eastern clouds with streaks of light! What play is that from?"
Everyone just stared at Pantomime. (O_O)
"Looks like thou art far behind in Shakespeare! Thousts must catch up!"
"Yami, did you know he could talk like that?" Kaiba whispered to Yami.
"GET AWAY FROM ME KAIBA!!! DON'T GET SO CLOSE!!!"
Entire class including Pantomime: (O__O)
"Um.....sorry?"
"Pharaoh!"
"Hi Pantomime........"
"I wanted to apologize for trying to kill thou"
Class: (O__________________________O)
"It's fine"
"But since thou speaketh out of turn, I want thou to find which act that was fromith for homeowrk"
"Dammitith!"
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"Wench! You're in another one of my classes?!"
"I really wish you would stop calling me that Bakura"
"Is this class going to be hard?"
"I really don't know anything about Geometry, can't answer your question"
"Damn, aren't you good for anything?!"
Anzu pouted at him. "For your information, I am good at many things!"
"EVERYONE TAKE A SEAT!!" Bakura and Anzu sat down quickly next to each other.
"Ok, where you are sitting will be your perminant seats!"
"Dammit"
"I heard that Bakura....."
"Damn wench"
"I am your teacher! I may be young, but I am a genious! Isn't that right Teddy?"
"Grrr! That's right Rebecca!"
"Holy crap its that girl......."
"Haha! You associate with girls like that, woman?!"
"Grr......Just shut up and talk to me for the rest of the year Bakura!"
"Fine!"
"Oh look! It's Anzu! Hi Anzu!"
"Hehe....hi Rebecca"
"Me and Teddy are going to teach you math!"
"Man, we are going to be taught by an 8 year old?"
"You! Detention" The class just began and Rebecca had already given out a detention. She turned back to Anzu.
"Anzu, are you still in love with Ryou?"
"WHAT?!?!" The entire class, including Bakura turned to stare at Anzu, who was blushing furiously. For some reason, Bakura was very angry that she liked his light......wait, not angry, another emotion.....hmmm
"No.....of course not!"
"You know, I bet Ryou would love to hear about this"
Anzu's face turned beet red. "Ok, I used to like him, but I don't anymore"
"Hmm, I wonder who you do like now?" Bakura fluttered his eyes in a mocking way "Perhaps his dark half?"
"Eww! I'd rather make out with a horse!"
Class: (O______________O)
"Ouch....that hurt"
(O__O) "Oh ok, well, let's begin!" Said Rebecca energeticly.
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"Hi Shizuka!"
"Oh Malik, you're taking cooking too?"
"Yea, Nee-san signed me up for it. Though, it might not be so bad with you here." He gave her a charming smile, causing Shizuka to blush, but also made many girls stare daggers at her.
Yea, Onichan thought this class would be good for me also, because he loves to eat!"
"Oh, who is your brother?"
"His name is Jounouchi"
(O__O) "He.....is your brother?"
"Yep" ^_^
"Damn....my chances just went way down...."
"What was that?"
"Nothing!" Just then Otogi entered the room.
"Grrrrr....Malik"
"Sorry, I don't growl at men"
(-_-)"This will not be a happy year for you!"
"Yea.....whatever" Otogi turned back to the class.
"Hello class, I am Professor Ryouji and I will be teaching you cooking! Everyone pair up and today we will be making noodles!" The Dungeon dice Master walked over to Shizuka.
"Oh, hello Shizuka, I haven't seen you since Battle City!"
"Hi Otogi" Everyone knew that Otogi had a huge crush on Shizuka. Shizuka only thought of him as a friend though.
"You can be partnered up with me"
"No! You're the teacher and she will be with me!" said Malik defyingly.
"No, if she is with you, who knows what you might do to her!"
"Wow, did he just want to be my partner?" Shizuka though, blushing.
"Malik, you will be partnered with Ushio over here." Suddenly a huge bully walked over to Malik. (This is the guy from the first Manga)
"Hey there small fry, you'd better do good on this, or else!"
*Gulp*
// 30 minutes later //
"COOK FASTER BOY!!!!"
"Yes sir Master Malik!"
"MORE SALT!"
"Yes sir Master Malik"
Malik was petting his Rod. "Gods I love this thing"
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"Wow Ryou, I didn't know you were doing body building!"
"Yugi! I'm glad someone I know is in this class"
"Why did you pick it Ryou?"
"Well, I'm tired of my Yami calling me a weakling, how about you?"
"I want to finally beat mine in a game! He will fall in arm wrestling!"
"Oh kay......." The teacher walked in. The class stared at him with awe. Yugi and Bakura stared at him with fear in their eyes.
"My name is Player Killer (Dub name: Panik) and I'm going to pump you up!" (I love SNL)
"Oh Gods"
"Actually, call me Panik from now on you little worms" (MUCH easier to type)
"Help!" Squeaked Yugi.
"Well, if it isn't puny man Yugi....."
"Hehe, hi Panik"
"I will make you and your friend strong like an ox! Get ready for the most intense training session of your life!!!!!"
*Gulp*
"Now, give me 500 one handed push-ups!!!!!!"
//After class//
"Yugi mate, I can't move my arms"
"Ryou, I can't feel my legs"
"I have legs?"
"Player Killer is gonna finally kill me"
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"Kaiba! What are you doing here?"
"For your information Marik, I am taking art. I need the credit to graduate"
"Oh......what's a credit?"
"Just shut up" Just then, the teacher walked in. Many boy's jaws dropped to the floor.
"Hi, my name is Mai Kujaku, but just call me Mai. I am your new art teacher."
"Hey Kaiba, she looks familiar....."
"She should, you fought her in the Semi-finals"
"Oh yea! You're the one I trapped in the hourglass and tried to kill!"
"MARIK!!!!!!" *Lunges at him*
(O_____O) "Help!!!!!!"
"Maybe later" said a very bored Kaiba.
"Wow, that is one lucky dude"
"Yea, he gets to wrestle with that hot new teacher" The door suddenly opened and Jou walked into the classroom.
"Sorry I'm late! I had to finish lunch!"
"Just. Take. A. Seat!!!!!" *Mai is currently strangling Marik*
"Ok, so wh-MAI?!"
Mai looked up but still was killing Marik. "JOU?!"
"You're the new art teacher?!"
"Yea"
"Haven't seen you for a while"
"Same, you sure have gotten cuter" Said Mai, winking at Jou. By the Way, she is still choking Malik
"Hehe....thanks" said a blushing Jounouchi.
"Oh look, its a red Puppy"
"Dammit, Kaiba is here too?"
"Yep, and I expect you to treat your classmate with respect"
"Grrr........Um....why are you strangling Marik there?"
"He tried to kill me. You wanna help me out?"
"Say......no....." Marik gasped.
"Sure, he almost killed me too"
(O_O) Jou went down there with Mai and they started kicking and punching the psychotic Yami.
(X_____________X)
"This is gonna be a long year." Kaiba said dully, watching the carnage before him.
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(Hehe, Crouching Tigress reminded me about these guys. It would be a shame if they were left out)
It was the last class of the day for all of our tired "heroes"
"Wow! I can't believe all of us are in the same class!"
"Don't be so excited Aibou, the Tomb Robber is here also"
"Yea, I am, you gonna sue me for that?"
"No, but I might for fun"
"Dammit, even Kaiba is here"
"I just can't believe we all decided to take poetry!"
"What do you mean decided? This is a mandatory class for all Juniors!" (Made that up)
"Shhhh, here come the teachers" The door blasted open and a green and orange blur came zooming in. They did some flips around the room and landed impressively. Half the class marveled at their performance. The other half watched in horror......
"I am Para!"
"I am Dox!"
"With our combined skills!"
"You'll be smart as a fox!"
"Holy crap they are back" Para and Dox were the teachers of poetry (I bet you saw that comming)
"Pharaoh....who are these people?"
"Trust me Malik, you don't want to know" The two brothers began flipping around again and struk a pose.
"It is poetry we will teach!"
"Soon, it won't seem so far out of reach!"
"So sit back and enjoy the show"
"And soon from your mouth words of beauty will flow!"
Class: (-_-);;;;;
"All of us are in some deep-"
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"All my classes suck"
"You think yours are bad Yami? You should try chemestry! Pandora is teaching it and he's got some pretty scary problems!"
"Pantomime is my english teacher.....he is a shakespeare buff! Not to mention Kaiba sits next to me!"
"Hehe, he try any moves on you Pharaoh?"
"Yes!"
Entire gang: (O_O) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"It's not funny......."
"I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE ALL MY CLASSES ARE WITH THAT STUPID TOMB ROBBER!!!!!"
"You know, I'm standing right here wench"
"I DON'T CARE!!!!"
"You know you do" He said, wrapping an arm around her shoulders
"No!" But her cheeks turned a light shade of red. Bakura smirked at her.
Suddenly, Malik and Shizuka walked through the door, hand-in-hand.
"Onichan, do you know Malik? He was very nice to me today and he is my new best friend!"
"MALIK!!!!"
"Uh....hey J-AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Jou, stop biting the Gravekeeper"
"MY ARM!!! GET HIM OFF!!!!!" Jou finally let go of Malik.
"Blah! When was the last time you showered?"
"In Egypt, I only bathe in the Nile!"
(O_________________________________________________O)
"What? Yami hasn't bathed all his life!" All eyes turned to Yami
"Hehe....what about the Tomb Robber?" All eyes were on Bakura now. He was trying to balance a knife on the tip of his finger
(-_-)
"What? I bathe in the blood of my victims!"
(Oo)
"Well, its getting late, it's time me and Bakura head home"
"Yea, I guess so, see you all tomorrow!"
The group split up and went to their seperate houses. The night was not over though, one thing still remained........homework.
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That was a bloody long chapter! I might decide to add more teachers later on
Also, chapters from now on won't be brief flashes of every class, but will focus maybe on 2 or 3 classes that are relevant. Also, there will be more romance.......I think, how would I know? ^_^
If you have ideas for some teachers you want to see, just tell me!
Please review!