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~Princess of Darkness and me
~Aikenka
~Teafan123
~C.T.
~fOX-SPIRIT AKA YV (Yes, sex-ed will come in the middle of the year, and I love your one-shot story. Can I use Rishid as the instructor? Please? ^^ He knows just the right way to teach duelists about the topic)
~Darida
~Bunnychu (lol! I love the idea of Kurama teaching botany, but I don't want to make it a crossover or anything. You know, just in case people don't know who they are)
~SpAiN (Those characters can make appearances, I just need to find a class for them. Mako I have plans for, and same thing with Hanasaki. The rest.....well, I don't know yet)
~Flamelizard
~Deltalead (Um.....I guess only Malik and Shizuka signed up for it. I guess the rest are doing world history or something........wonder who should teach that.....)
~Kaisa and her Yami Kanou (Hehe, I guess Croquet can be like Pegasus'.....secretary or something (O_O))
~Kaz
~FrogsDancer
Hehe, now it is time for the worst part of school...........the homework
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"Aibou, do you think you can help me with question two?"
"Sure Yami, you see, the X gets carried over....."
The Pharaoh and his light were at home, working on homework. Yugi was a very smart kid, but Yami on the other hand.......let's just say you don't need to be a genious to be Pharaoh....
"Thank you for helping me with math Aibou"
"Sure no problem, but why are you spending so much time on this one subject?"
"Uh......no reason"
"Do you want to make a good impression on your teacher?"
"Uh........no" His face turned red.
"HAHA!!!! I knew it!"
"Grrr..........shut up"
"Fine, let's just continue homework."
"Woah! There are negative numbers?!?!"
(-_-)
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"Ryou! What the hell is oxygen?"
"Well, it is a gas"
"Is it poisonous?"
"Not to my knowledge....."
"Then what is sulfer?"
"It is used to make gunpowder and-"
"OOOOOOOO!!!! CAN WE BUY SOME??????"
"Um......no"
"Fine......" Ryou, like Yugi was very smart. He was a loner usually, so he could dedicate a lot of time to his studies. Lucky Bakura, he had a genious to help him out. A very tired, frustraited genious.....
"Ryou-"
"LISTEN YAMI!!! I'M DOING SOMETHING IMPORTANT SO WHY DON'T YOU FIGURE SOME STUFF OUT ON YOUR OWN?!?!?!?!"
(O_O) "I was going to say that dinner is on fire"
"Oh"
//Brief Silence//
"Maybe you should put it out......."
"WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?!?! WHY DON'T YOU MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL?!?!?!"
"Jeez.....I hope Ryou won't be like this through the whole school year......" Bakura muttered to himself.
"Well? PUT IT OUT!!!!"
"You may be my Hikari, but no one speaks to the King of Thieves like that!"
"I DO!!! NOW DO IT OR I SHAVE YOU BALD!!!!"
(O_O)".......fine"
The Thief walked over to the kitchen where the over was billowing out of the oven. Flames were forcing their way out of the door. Fire was a common occurance in Ryou's house, after all, Bakura lived there as well. Ryou was always there to put them out. The Tomb Robber actually looked a bit scared. He only knew how to start fire, not put one out.
"Ryou....what is the chemical that gets rid of fire?"
"WATER YOU DUMB-DUMB!"
"...............did you just call me a dumb-dumb?"
"Uh.......no" ^_^;
"Ok.......so water......hmm...." Bakura walked over to the sink and turned on the water. The fire had now spread to the table.
"Ryou! The water can't reach the fire!"
"Grr.....you moron, use the hose!"
"RYOU! Stop calling me names or else! Have you fogotten your place?!"
"DON'T SASS ME RIGHT NOW!"
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THAT IS MAKING YOU SO PISSY?!?!?!"
"Um........nothing" The Thief suddenly got curious. He walked over to the locked door that Ryou was in. What was he doing in there?
"Ryou....why have you been in the bathroom for so long?"
"Um.....no reason"
"Come on Ryou.....I think I know what you are up to......"
"I'm up to nothing!"
"Then why are you breathing so hard?"
"I am not....."
"Come on you little Hentai, just cut that out"
"I'm almost done Bakura! Give me a minute"
(O_O) "Ryou, that is a dirty thing you are doing! KNOCK IT OFF!!!!"
"Grrr......but I really have to continue!"
"Ryou.....it isn't healthy!"
"I'm almost......done...aaahhhhhhh........there!"
(O_O) "Oh Ra.....tell me you didn't"
"Yep! I just popped it!"
_ "Don't tell me this Hikari"
"Why, you said it bothered you a lot"
"Huh?"
"My pimple! I finally popped it!"
*Anime fall* (-_-)
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"Malik, you finish your homework?"
"Didn't start, what about you Marik?"
"Nope"
Malik and Marik were both in Malik's room. Their homework was spread out on top of the bed. Malik was playing with a yo-yo while Marik was on the computer, looking at some........adult websites.
"You think we should?"
"Wow, Mai sure knows how to work it......"
"YOU HENTAI! Listen up!"
"What?!"
"Do you think we should do homework?!?!?!"
"Hell no"
"YOU TWO START YOUR HOMEWORK NOW!!!!"
"Dammit woman don't tell-" Malik covered Marik's mouth quickly.
"Ok Nee-san!"
"Dammit Malik! Let me kill your sister!"
"No, we are going to do homework now!"
"..........we are?"
"Yep" ^_^
"You can't be serious......"
"I am........RISHID! GET UP HERE!"
"Hehe, times like this I know you are my Aibou" Malik's older brother walked in the door at that moment.
"Yes master Malik?"
"Do our homework"
"But Master-
"JUST DO IT!"
"Fine" He picked up a pencil and began working.
"What you wanna do now Hikari?"
"I know! Let's call the Pharaoh!"
"Um......why?"
"Well, we can mess with him and tell him how to please Nee-san"
^_^
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"SIS! HOW COULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH THAT CREEP?!?!"
At the Katsuya household, the two siblings Jounouchi and Shizuka had finished their homework. (Well, Shizuka at least) Now, they were in an argument about Malik.
"Onichan, Malik is very nice, he isn't mean at all"
"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN BATTLE CITY?!?!"
"Well, he has changed now....."
"I doubt it"
"What's wrong? It isn't like we are going out!"
"WHAT?! YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH HIM?!?!?!"
"........no, I don't even like him in that way" It was true she only thought of him as a friend. Shizuka was used to a lot of boys always falling head over heels for her, and she didn't exactly fall in love easily. But she did admit he was cute.......
"Oh.....then who do you like?"
"Kaiba"
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"Hehehehe, I'm playing with you Onichan"
"Oh.......well still, I don't trust him"
"Fine, when you finish your homework, I'll call him and clarify it"
"................................fine"
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"You just had to leave the fire burning, didn't you?"
"What?! It's your fault for not being there!"
Bakura and Ryou were standing outside their house with only there backpacks and homework. The house was now burnt to the ground and firemen were leaving the scene.(I wonder why they chose to save their homework....)
"Well, now what?"
"I guess we sould go to Anzu's house"
"WHAT!? WHY HER?"
"She lives closest. I'm sure she will let us stay there for a while"
"Can't we stay with Malik?"
"He lives across town......."
"No! Not her!"
"Stop whining and come on!" The two began the walk to Anzu's house.
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"Hello, this is the Pharaoh speaking. Plea your case before the ruler of Egypt"
(-_-)"Do you always answer the phone like that?"
"Malik!"
"No, it's your grandmother"
"HOLY CRAP! THE CURSE WAS REAL!??!"
(O_O) "No......it is Malik"
"Oh, what do you want? I need to help Yugi take a bath in about 10 minutes"
".......................Why?"
"He is kind of short and likes to fall asleep. He almost drowned last time"
(-_-);;;
"So.....why did you call?"
"Yami, do you still have your hair multi-colored?"
"Uh.....why?"
"Because Isis started complaining about that again"
"She did?" Marik questioned his other half.
"No, I'm just joking" He replied. Yami on the other line was beginning to freak out.
"SHE DID?! Oh no! I forgot to dye it!"
"That's not good, you should do something before school tomorrow"
"Ok, thanks for the reminder Malik"
"Sure" He hung up after that.
"Aibou, you will have to wait for your bath, we need to go to the cosmetics store"
(O_O) "Why?"
"I need to get some hair dye"
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Malik and Marik on the other hand were laughing like no tomorrow. Rishid was still doing their homework in case you're wondering.
"I can't believe he believed that!!!!"
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!"
"Master Malik, that wasn't very nice"
"Shut up man-servant and continue the work"
"........fine Marik"
"Dude, don't talk to Rishid like that"
"Listen you little-" But at that moment, the phone rang.
"ONE OF YOU LAZY BUMS GET THE PHONE!!!!!"
(-_-) "......yes Nee-san" Marik picked up the phone.
"Malik?"
"Nope, its Marik, is this the whore I ordered?"
"No, this is Shizuka Kawai"
(O_O) "Oh crap"
"Marik, what is a whore?"
"Um.....here! I'll get Malik for you!" He handed Malik the phone.
"Hello?
"Hi Malik!"
"Shizuka?"
"Yep!"
"Um.....is there something you need?" Malik did have a thing for her, but he was supposed to be evil. Plus, how would Marik react to learn he had a girlfriend?
"Yea actually, do you like me?"
(O_O) "What?"
"Well, Onichan said we can't be friends if you like me in that way"
"Oh"
"So, do you?"
"As a friend"
"Ok! Thank you Malik!"
"Sure...."
"Goodnight! Love you!" A click was heard from the other line. Malik was wondering if he heard right. Did she just say she loved him? It must be in a friendly way.....but still.......
"Why was the Dog's sister calling you?"
"Um......help on homework"
"Yea, I'm sure"
"It's nine Marik, isn't your favorite show on?"
"Pokemon!" And with that, the Yami ran off.
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On the other side, Shizuka hung up as well.
"Well?"
"He said he only likes me as a friend"
"Whew! Ok, that's a plus"
"Onichan, what is a whore?"
(O_O) "MALIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"Ok and that makes 10...." Anzu had just finished her homework before she heard a knock at the door. Her parents were extremely rich, so they always travelled around and left her home alone. She walked over to the door to find......
"Ryou?!"
"Hey Anzu"
"Oh Gods! Are you ok?!" His clothes were badly singed and some strands of hair were burnt.
"Yea, my Yami burned down the house and-"
"I did not, you did"
".....and we were wondering if we could maybe stay here for a while"
"Of course! Come in!"
"Thank you Anzu, you are a true friend" He nudged Bakura.
".......yea, thanks" They stepped inside and closed the door. Thoughts ran through each one of their minds.
Ryou's Thoughts: Wow! We sure are lucky to stay here! Anzu is really awesome. I just hope my Yami doesn't mess things up. I'm suprised I kept the fact that I like her hidden from him for so long. Maybe I can finally confess it to her......
Anzu's Thoughs: Well, this will be interesting. I hope that Bakura won't burn down my house when this is over. I really like Ryou, but Bakura.......I used to hate him, now I just don't know anymore.
Bakura's thoughts: I can't believe I am missing Pokemon!!!!
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Hehe, I wonder what color Yami's hair will be and how is Anzu supposed to live with Bakura? And who is Yami's math teacher?? This is getting quite interesting......
~Princess of Darkness and me
~Aikenka
~Teafan123
~C.T.
~fOX-SPIRIT AKA YV (Yes, sex-ed will come in the middle of the year, and I love your one-shot story. Can I use Rishid as the instructor? Please? ^^ He knows just the right way to teach duelists about the topic)
~Darida
~Bunnychu (lol! I love the idea of Kurama teaching botany, but I don't want to make it a crossover or anything. You know, just in case people don't know who they are)
~SpAiN (Those characters can make appearances, I just need to find a class for them. Mako I have plans for, and same thing with Hanasaki. The rest.....well, I don't know yet)
~Flamelizard
~Deltalead (Um.....I guess only Malik and Shizuka signed up for it. I guess the rest are doing world history or something........wonder who should teach that.....)
~Kaisa and her Yami Kanou (Hehe, I guess Croquet can be like Pegasus'.....secretary or something (O_O))
~Kaz
~FrogsDancer
Hehe, now it is time for the worst part of school...........the homework
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"Aibou, do you think you can help me with question two?"
"Sure Yami, you see, the X gets carried over....."
The Pharaoh and his light were at home, working on homework. Yugi was a very smart kid, but Yami on the other hand.......let's just say you don't need to be a genious to be Pharaoh....
"Thank you for helping me with math Aibou"
"Sure no problem, but why are you spending so much time on this one subject?"
"Uh......no reason"
"Do you want to make a good impression on your teacher?"
"Uh........no" His face turned red.
"HAHA!!!! I knew it!"
"Grrr..........shut up"
"Fine, let's just continue homework."
"Woah! There are negative numbers?!?!"
(-_-)
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"Ryou! What the hell is oxygen?"
"Well, it is a gas"
"Is it poisonous?"
"Not to my knowledge....."
"Then what is sulfer?"
"It is used to make gunpowder and-"
"OOOOOOOO!!!! CAN WE BUY SOME??????"
"Um......no"
"Fine......" Ryou, like Yugi was very smart. He was a loner usually, so he could dedicate a lot of time to his studies. Lucky Bakura, he had a genious to help him out. A very tired, frustraited genious.....
"Ryou-"
"LISTEN YAMI!!! I'M DOING SOMETHING IMPORTANT SO WHY DON'T YOU FIGURE SOME STUFF OUT ON YOUR OWN?!?!?!?!"
(O_O) "I was going to say that dinner is on fire"
"Oh"
//Brief Silence//
"Maybe you should put it out......."
"WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?!?! WHY DON'T YOU MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL?!?!?!"
"Jeez.....I hope Ryou won't be like this through the whole school year......" Bakura muttered to himself.
"Well? PUT IT OUT!!!!"
"You may be my Hikari, but no one speaks to the King of Thieves like that!"
"I DO!!! NOW DO IT OR I SHAVE YOU BALD!!!!"
(O_O)".......fine"
The Thief walked over to the kitchen where the over was billowing out of the oven. Flames were forcing their way out of the door. Fire was a common occurance in Ryou's house, after all, Bakura lived there as well. Ryou was always there to put them out. The Tomb Robber actually looked a bit scared. He only knew how to start fire, not put one out.
"Ryou....what is the chemical that gets rid of fire?"
"WATER YOU DUMB-DUMB!"
"...............did you just call me a dumb-dumb?"
"Uh.......no" ^_^;
"Ok.......so water......hmm...." Bakura walked over to the sink and turned on the water. The fire had now spread to the table.
"Ryou! The water can't reach the fire!"
"Grr.....you moron, use the hose!"
"RYOU! Stop calling me names or else! Have you fogotten your place?!"
"DON'T SASS ME RIGHT NOW!"
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THAT IS MAKING YOU SO PISSY?!?!?!"
"Um........nothing" The Thief suddenly got curious. He walked over to the locked door that Ryou was in. What was he doing in there?
"Ryou....why have you been in the bathroom for so long?"
"Um.....no reason"
"Come on Ryou.....I think I know what you are up to......"
"I'm up to nothing!"
"Then why are you breathing so hard?"
"I am not....."
"Come on you little Hentai, just cut that out"
"I'm almost done Bakura! Give me a minute"
(O_O) "Ryou, that is a dirty thing you are doing! KNOCK IT OFF!!!!"
"Grrr......but I really have to continue!"
"Ryou.....it isn't healthy!"
"I'm almost......done...aaahhhhhhh........there!"
(O_O) "Oh Ra.....tell me you didn't"
"Yep! I just popped it!"
_ "Don't tell me this Hikari"
"Why, you said it bothered you a lot"
"Huh?"
"My pimple! I finally popped it!"
*Anime fall* (-_-)
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"Malik, you finish your homework?"
"Didn't start, what about you Marik?"
"Nope"
Malik and Marik were both in Malik's room. Their homework was spread out on top of the bed. Malik was playing with a yo-yo while Marik was on the computer, looking at some........adult websites.
"You think we should?"
"Wow, Mai sure knows how to work it......"
"YOU HENTAI! Listen up!"
"What?!"
"Do you think we should do homework?!?!?!"
"Hell no"
"YOU TWO START YOUR HOMEWORK NOW!!!!"
"Dammit woman don't tell-" Malik covered Marik's mouth quickly.
"Ok Nee-san!"
"Dammit Malik! Let me kill your sister!"
"No, we are going to do homework now!"
"..........we are?"
"Yep" ^_^
"You can't be serious......"
"I am........RISHID! GET UP HERE!"
"Hehe, times like this I know you are my Aibou" Malik's older brother walked in the door at that moment.
"Yes master Malik?"
"Do our homework"
"But Master-
"JUST DO IT!"
"Fine" He picked up a pencil and began working.
"What you wanna do now Hikari?"
"I know! Let's call the Pharaoh!"
"Um......why?"
"Well, we can mess with him and tell him how to please Nee-san"
^_^
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"SIS! HOW COULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH THAT CREEP?!?!"
At the Katsuya household, the two siblings Jounouchi and Shizuka had finished their homework. (Well, Shizuka at least) Now, they were in an argument about Malik.
"Onichan, Malik is very nice, he isn't mean at all"
"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN BATTLE CITY?!?!"
"Well, he has changed now....."
"I doubt it"
"What's wrong? It isn't like we are going out!"
"WHAT?! YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH HIM?!?!?!"
"........no, I don't even like him in that way" It was true she only thought of him as a friend. Shizuka was used to a lot of boys always falling head over heels for her, and she didn't exactly fall in love easily. But she did admit he was cute.......
"Oh.....then who do you like?"
"Kaiba"
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"Hehehehe, I'm playing with you Onichan"
"Oh.......well still, I don't trust him"
"Fine, when you finish your homework, I'll call him and clarify it"
"................................fine"
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"You just had to leave the fire burning, didn't you?"
"What?! It's your fault for not being there!"
Bakura and Ryou were standing outside their house with only there backpacks and homework. The house was now burnt to the ground and firemen were leaving the scene.(I wonder why they chose to save their homework....)
"Well, now what?"
"I guess we sould go to Anzu's house"
"WHAT!? WHY HER?"
"She lives closest. I'm sure she will let us stay there for a while"
"Can't we stay with Malik?"
"He lives across town......."
"No! Not her!"
"Stop whining and come on!" The two began the walk to Anzu's house.
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"Hello, this is the Pharaoh speaking. Plea your case before the ruler of Egypt"
(-_-)"Do you always answer the phone like that?"
"Malik!"
"No, it's your grandmother"
"HOLY CRAP! THE CURSE WAS REAL!??!"
(O_O) "No......it is Malik"
"Oh, what do you want? I need to help Yugi take a bath in about 10 minutes"
".......................Why?"
"He is kind of short and likes to fall asleep. He almost drowned last time"
(-_-);;;
"So.....why did you call?"
"Yami, do you still have your hair multi-colored?"
"Uh.....why?"
"Because Isis started complaining about that again"
"She did?" Marik questioned his other half.
"No, I'm just joking" He replied. Yami on the other line was beginning to freak out.
"SHE DID?! Oh no! I forgot to dye it!"
"That's not good, you should do something before school tomorrow"
"Ok, thanks for the reminder Malik"
"Sure" He hung up after that.
"Aibou, you will have to wait for your bath, we need to go to the cosmetics store"
(O_O) "Why?"
"I need to get some hair dye"
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Malik and Marik on the other hand were laughing like no tomorrow. Rishid was still doing their homework in case you're wondering.
"I can't believe he believed that!!!!"
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!"
"Master Malik, that wasn't very nice"
"Shut up man-servant and continue the work"
"........fine Marik"
"Dude, don't talk to Rishid like that"
"Listen you little-" But at that moment, the phone rang.
"ONE OF YOU LAZY BUMS GET THE PHONE!!!!!"
(-_-) "......yes Nee-san" Marik picked up the phone.
"Malik?"
"Nope, its Marik, is this the whore I ordered?"
"No, this is Shizuka Kawai"
(O_O) "Oh crap"
"Marik, what is a whore?"
"Um.....here! I'll get Malik for you!" He handed Malik the phone.
"Hello?
"Hi Malik!"
"Shizuka?"
"Yep!"
"Um.....is there something you need?" Malik did have a thing for her, but he was supposed to be evil. Plus, how would Marik react to learn he had a girlfriend?
"Yea actually, do you like me?"
(O_O) "What?"
"Well, Onichan said we can't be friends if you like me in that way"
"Oh"
"So, do you?"
"As a friend"
"Ok! Thank you Malik!"
"Sure...."
"Goodnight! Love you!" A click was heard from the other line. Malik was wondering if he heard right. Did she just say she loved him? It must be in a friendly way.....but still.......
"Why was the Dog's sister calling you?"
"Um......help on homework"
"Yea, I'm sure"
"It's nine Marik, isn't your favorite show on?"
"Pokemon!" And with that, the Yami ran off.
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On the other side, Shizuka hung up as well.
"Well?"
"He said he only likes me as a friend"
"Whew! Ok, that's a plus"
"Onichan, what is a whore?"
(O_O) "MALIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"Ok and that makes 10...." Anzu had just finished her homework before she heard a knock at the door. Her parents were extremely rich, so they always travelled around and left her home alone. She walked over to the door to find......
"Ryou?!"
"Hey Anzu"
"Oh Gods! Are you ok?!" His clothes were badly singed and some strands of hair were burnt.
"Yea, my Yami burned down the house and-"
"I did not, you did"
".....and we were wondering if we could maybe stay here for a while"
"Of course! Come in!"
"Thank you Anzu, you are a true friend" He nudged Bakura.
".......yea, thanks" They stepped inside and closed the door. Thoughts ran through each one of their minds.
Ryou's Thoughts: Wow! We sure are lucky to stay here! Anzu is really awesome. I just hope my Yami doesn't mess things up. I'm suprised I kept the fact that I like her hidden from him for so long. Maybe I can finally confess it to her......
Anzu's Thoughs: Well, this will be interesting. I hope that Bakura won't burn down my house when this is over. I really like Ryou, but Bakura.......I used to hate him, now I just don't know anymore.
Bakura's thoughts: I can't believe I am missing Pokemon!!!!
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Hehe, I wonder what color Yami's hair will be and how is Anzu supposed to live with Bakura? And who is Yami's math teacher?? This is getting quite interesting......