Wufei + Happy Crack = Do you really want to know?



Wufei walked in to kitchen. ~Good. Empty~ Wufei sneaked over to the pantry. He began throwing boxes every where. Several exploded spilling cereal all over the counters, tale, and floor. "No..no..no..no" He continued on the second shelf. " No. no….no. YES!" Wufei held up the packet of orange Kool-Aid as if it was a trophy. He gently set his prize down on the table. He went over to the cabinets. He began throwing Tuber ware across the kitchen as he rummaged threw the cabinets in search of something very important. "Alright!" Wufei screamed as he jumped up. He fell on his ass when his head connected with the counter. "Owieeee…!" he wailed as he rubbed his head. He stood holding his second prize still in his hand. He set the pitcher next to the oh so precious pouch of orange sugar. "Now where is it? If Maxwell even used the last of it…" Wufei looked at the canisters. The flour ended up coating the microwave. The tea bags were left hanging from the pants on the window seal. Wufei growled as he reached for the next closest canister. He giggled. "Finally." He walked threw the mess of cereal and set the canister down. He poured in just the right amount of sugar. Then slowly added the Kool-Aid packet. He carried the pitcher over to the sink. He carefully added just the right amount of water. He reached for a wooden spoon. After a few minutes of stirring he reached for a glass. He toke a sip. "YEHAAAA! Now that's how you start a day."

10 minuets later about 9:00 a.m. Sunday

Quatre stared at the carnage. "Allah." Trowa just stood there shaking his head. Heero sweat dropped. Duo gaped. "It wasn't me this time. I swear." Wufei skipped up to them. "HIIIIIIEEEEEE!" He squealed. The other 4 pilots all sweat dropped. "Wufei you..you..you.." Quatre stammered. "Wu have you fuckin' flipped or what?" Duo asked "That's Mr. Fluffypants to you Duo- chan." Duo jumped back. "Quatre step back. I'm gonna shot him." Heero said as he leveled his gun. Wufei giggled as he skipped back to the pitcher. The others followed him, Heero with his gun still lowered. Wufei poured himself another glass of happy crack. "GOOOOOD!" Trowa snatched the glass away. "What is it?" Quatre asked. Trowa sniffed it. "Kool-Aid?" "No way. Kool- Aid dose not do that to people." Duo stated. Trowa toke a sip of the strange orange liquid. He coughed. "Trowa?" Quatre asked concerned. "It tastes like orange flavored liquid sugar." Wufei began dancing with a broom. "Rightttttt" Duo said as he backed up towards the door. Heero followed clearly shaken. Trowa set the glass down before calmly walking out of the room. Wufei dipped the broom. "Pretty lady." Duo ran out the door. " AHHH…..."

Quatre followed shortly after. " Want to dance with the pretty lady Heero?" Heero shot the broom and ran. "NOOOOOOOOOOoooooo…….!" Wufei wailed clutching the broom. "OOO shiny!" Wufei picked up the penny "Nice penny."





How to make Happy crack

You make it just like normal Kool-Aid. If you can't do that then I am very very sad. Add sugar until there is about 1 to 2 inches of extra on the bottom. It's very good. Solo666 introduced this to me. Enjoy.