9 to 5 Gundam Wing Style
For all those who have watched 9 to 5 good for you. For those who haven't here's a little background info on this one. The one lady accidentally puts rat poison in her boss's coffee. It looked like the sugar box, besides the guy's a real dick. Anyway this idea just kind of popped into my head one morning while I was drinking my morning coffee. Let us just say I didn't finish my coffee, even though it was black.
Wufei sat down at the kitchen table. Trowa looked up at him. Wufei nodded as he picked up the yellow and red box he had brought to the table. "Good Mourning Barton." "Mourning." The other answered as he scribbled something down in a notebook. Wufei poured some of the white stuff into his coffee. "What is that?" He asked eyeing the notebook curiously. Trowa held up the notebook. On the page were two oriental style dragons dukeing it out. One was red the other a bluish green. Wufei nodded. "Very nice Barton. But why are drawling that let alone drawing at all?" Trowa shrugged. "Duo left all his pens here so I decided to use them. As for the dragons Duo's been rambling on about the X/1999 movie he got all week." "Yes I know." Wufei muttered as he stirred his coffee. "So what are they?" Wufei asked thinking about the Long dragon. Trowa point to the red one. "Chi No Ryu." He stated. " The Dragon of earth. And that one is Ten No Ryu the Dragon of Heaven." Wufei stared at the green one. " It's great movie Wufei." Wufei sipped his coffee. " I'm sure it is of the highest quality. Trowa grinned "You'd hate it was written by a group of four on'na named Clamp." Wufei frowned.
"Morning Tro, Wu." Duo said as he walked in. He walked over to Trowa. "Did you draw that?" Duo asked as he picked up his notebook. "Sorry Duo I..." "No, this is really good." He smiled. "You never told us you could draw." Duo teased. Trowa blushed slightly. "I can't I was just scribbling." Duo giggled. "Oh stop being so modest Tro-man." Duo flopped into the chair next to him. Wufei frowned as he finished his coffee. ~So much for peace and quite.~ He stood and walked out. Dou picked up the red and yellow box planning on swallowing a ton of strait sugar. When something caught his eye. A black mouse on the cover. "Hey Tro-kun how long has this been here?" Trowa looked at the box and surged. " I guess Wufei left it, why?" "Oh nothing really. It's just rat poison." Trowa went back to his new drawling. "If that's all it is.wait what?" Trowa asked looking back up. Duo held the box an inch form the other's nose. "See the chibi black mousy?' Trowa frowned. "Duo I think Wufei just drunk half the box." " Seriously?" "Yeah?" "What's your point Tro-chan?" Trowa thought for a moment before shrugging. "Don't know." Duo grinned. "Can draw me?" "Don't see why not you have you have all the colors." Duo struck a Superman spoof pose. "Draw away Tro-san"
Quatre held up another shirt. "I think this one works." Heero growled at the yellow thing. "Quatre No yellow ok?" Quatre nodded. Heero sighed. He was standing in front of the mirror trying to get ready for one Relena's parties but he had no idea what to wear. So he had asked Quatre to help since he was used to having to dress up for parties. It was semi formal one but he still didn't want to look like Duo. " We need something that will look good with pink." Quatre was saying. "Why?" Heero asked suddenly afraid for his dignity. "Because Relena will either be wearing pink and or white. And you so have to match your date." "But she's not my." "Shhh." Quatre chided. "Oh I got it." He shouted with a snap of his fingers. He walked into the walk in closet.
"He Wufei." Heero called as Wufei trudged down the hall. Wufei entered the room. He noted the piles of clothes. " Relena is throwing anther party." Heero explained. Wufei nodded as he coughed. Quatre sauntered out of the closet. "Hello there Chang." He said sweetly as he handed Heero the clothes. "Go change so we can have a look at you." Heero nodded as he walked into Quatre's bathroom. Wufei sat down on the bed. "Quatre did you know Barton can draw?" "Oh that no." He put his hands on his hips. "You don't look so good Chang dear are you alright?" "No." Quatre sat down next to him. "Tell me what's wrong dear." "Well it all started after I had my coffee. It feels like I'm going to explode." "That's fine dear. Just don't do it here I just had new carpeting installed."
Heero walked out looking very Yamchaish in his white shirt and black pants. He turned around a few times showing himself off. Quatre jumped to his feet. "Perfect!" He exclaimed as he rushed forward. He grabbed Heero's hands and they began to jump around excitedly. Wufei sat here watching them for a few moments before he began the hack up blood. After the fifth hack Quatre called. "Wufei if you cannot die any quieter I will have asked to leave." With one last hack Wufei pitched forward. A pool of blood flowed across the carpeting. " "Oh no! This was brad new!" Quatre wailed as he spied the blood. Heero simply threw Wufei out the window. "Don't worry some cold water will wipe that right up." He held up Wufei's pants. "I even have a rag." The two bays lighted as they walked into the bathroom.
Duo stared at the picture of him and Kanoe. " Tro this is perfect." He said drooling over Kanoe. "I'm glad you like it Duo." he trailed of as a pant less Wufei fell form an upstairs window. 'What?" Duo asked. "Wufei just fell out of a window."
"So, he does that all the time?" Duo asked not bothered by the news. "True, but he wasn't wearing any pants." "Really?... Hun, Go figure he's finally lost it." Trowa nodded as he looked down at the tablet. "Ok this time I want two Kanoes kay?" "Ah hun? Clothed or un?" "One of each my good man." Duo posed again as Trowa set to work.
The end. Was that messed up or what? keke. If there is anything you would like to see that please ask. keke.
For all those who have watched 9 to 5 good for you. For those who haven't here's a little background info on this one. The one lady accidentally puts rat poison in her boss's coffee. It looked like the sugar box, besides the guy's a real dick. Anyway this idea just kind of popped into my head one morning while I was drinking my morning coffee. Let us just say I didn't finish my coffee, even though it was black.
Wufei sat down at the kitchen table. Trowa looked up at him. Wufei nodded as he picked up the yellow and red box he had brought to the table. "Good Mourning Barton." "Mourning." The other answered as he scribbled something down in a notebook. Wufei poured some of the white stuff into his coffee. "What is that?" He asked eyeing the notebook curiously. Trowa held up the notebook. On the page were two oriental style dragons dukeing it out. One was red the other a bluish green. Wufei nodded. "Very nice Barton. But why are drawling that let alone drawing at all?" Trowa shrugged. "Duo left all his pens here so I decided to use them. As for the dragons Duo's been rambling on about the X/1999 movie he got all week." "Yes I know." Wufei muttered as he stirred his coffee. "So what are they?" Wufei asked thinking about the Long dragon. Trowa point to the red one. "Chi No Ryu." He stated. " The Dragon of earth. And that one is Ten No Ryu the Dragon of Heaven." Wufei stared at the green one. " It's great movie Wufei." Wufei sipped his coffee. " I'm sure it is of the highest quality. Trowa grinned "You'd hate it was written by a group of four on'na named Clamp." Wufei frowned.
"Morning Tro, Wu." Duo said as he walked in. He walked over to Trowa. "Did you draw that?" Duo asked as he picked up his notebook. "Sorry Duo I..." "No, this is really good." He smiled. "You never told us you could draw." Duo teased. Trowa blushed slightly. "I can't I was just scribbling." Duo giggled. "Oh stop being so modest Tro-man." Duo flopped into the chair next to him. Wufei frowned as he finished his coffee. ~So much for peace and quite.~ He stood and walked out. Dou picked up the red and yellow box planning on swallowing a ton of strait sugar. When something caught his eye. A black mouse on the cover. "Hey Tro-kun how long has this been here?" Trowa looked at the box and surged. " I guess Wufei left it, why?" "Oh nothing really. It's just rat poison." Trowa went back to his new drawling. "If that's all it is.wait what?" Trowa asked looking back up. Duo held the box an inch form the other's nose. "See the chibi black mousy?' Trowa frowned. "Duo I think Wufei just drunk half the box." " Seriously?" "Yeah?" "What's your point Tro-chan?" Trowa thought for a moment before shrugging. "Don't know." Duo grinned. "Can draw me?" "Don't see why not you have you have all the colors." Duo struck a Superman spoof pose. "Draw away Tro-san"
Quatre held up another shirt. "I think this one works." Heero growled at the yellow thing. "Quatre No yellow ok?" Quatre nodded. Heero sighed. He was standing in front of the mirror trying to get ready for one Relena's parties but he had no idea what to wear. So he had asked Quatre to help since he was used to having to dress up for parties. It was semi formal one but he still didn't want to look like Duo. " We need something that will look good with pink." Quatre was saying. "Why?" Heero asked suddenly afraid for his dignity. "Because Relena will either be wearing pink and or white. And you so have to match your date." "But she's not my." "Shhh." Quatre chided. "Oh I got it." He shouted with a snap of his fingers. He walked into the walk in closet.
"He Wufei." Heero called as Wufei trudged down the hall. Wufei entered the room. He noted the piles of clothes. " Relena is throwing anther party." Heero explained. Wufei nodded as he coughed. Quatre sauntered out of the closet. "Hello there Chang." He said sweetly as he handed Heero the clothes. "Go change so we can have a look at you." Heero nodded as he walked into Quatre's bathroom. Wufei sat down on the bed. "Quatre did you know Barton can draw?" "Oh that no." He put his hands on his hips. "You don't look so good Chang dear are you alright?" "No." Quatre sat down next to him. "Tell me what's wrong dear." "Well it all started after I had my coffee. It feels like I'm going to explode." "That's fine dear. Just don't do it here I just had new carpeting installed."
Heero walked out looking very Yamchaish in his white shirt and black pants. He turned around a few times showing himself off. Quatre jumped to his feet. "Perfect!" He exclaimed as he rushed forward. He grabbed Heero's hands and they began to jump around excitedly. Wufei sat here watching them for a few moments before he began the hack up blood. After the fifth hack Quatre called. "Wufei if you cannot die any quieter I will have asked to leave." With one last hack Wufei pitched forward. A pool of blood flowed across the carpeting. " "Oh no! This was brad new!" Quatre wailed as he spied the blood. Heero simply threw Wufei out the window. "Don't worry some cold water will wipe that right up." He held up Wufei's pants. "I even have a rag." The two bays lighted as they walked into the bathroom.
Duo stared at the picture of him and Kanoe. " Tro this is perfect." He said drooling over Kanoe. "I'm glad you like it Duo." he trailed of as a pant less Wufei fell form an upstairs window. 'What?" Duo asked. "Wufei just fell out of a window."
"So, he does that all the time?" Duo asked not bothered by the news. "True, but he wasn't wearing any pants." "Really?... Hun, Go figure he's finally lost it." Trowa nodded as he looked down at the tablet. "Ok this time I want two Kanoes kay?" "Ah hun? Clothed or un?" "One of each my good man." Duo posed again as Trowa set to work.
The end. Was that messed up or what? keke. If there is anything you would like to see that please ask. keke.