Well it's been a while hun? I'm so bad I know.* sigh* I've been super
busy writing and haven't really had anytime for typing. Yell at me and
maybe I'll change. Keke . It's time for yet another crazy little chapter
isn't it? I'm trilled with the recent increases in reviews lately. Well
enough talking hun? This is for all those people who think Chi-chi yells
just a tad too much. Ja
Can't stand your nagging anymore!
Aishi-Cc aka Demonic Goku
Chi-chi blinked at Goku. "Let me get this straight honey? You not ONLY let Gohan skip studying, but you let him go TRAIN with PICCOLO .AND you let him eat the last of MY Oreos? Is that all sweetie?" Goku rubbed his chin. "Well I also let him stay home from school today." Poor Goku never learns does he? Chi-chi flopped before she went postal "YOU WHAT?! GOKU NO BAKA HOW COULD YOU LET HIM JUST STAY HOME? DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT OUR SON'S FUTURE?" "Chi-chi that's not it. You know I care." "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. I LEAVE YOU IN CHARGE JUST ONCE ANE LOOK AT WHAT YOU DO! WHY DID I EVEN MARRY YOU? I MUST HAVE HIT MY HAED TO HAVE MARRIED SUCH A BAKA! YOU'RE JUST LIKE HIM DO YOU KNOW THAT? WILL YOU EVER GET A JOB?"
Goku rubbed his ears. "Owie. Honey you know saving the world is my job. If I worked when would I train?" Chi-chi toke a deep breath. "Goku I know being a Z fighter is important to you and I know you're good at it but it doesn't pay the bills." ""I know Chi-chi." "Do you want us to starve?' "No Chi-chi." "Do you want Gohan to grow up like a barbarian?" "Um..no Chi- chi?" "WELL OF COURSE YOU DON'T BAKA!" Goku cringed. "Our son will become a great scholar." Chi-chi cried stars in her eyes. "Yes dear." "And he will bring honor to this house." "Yes dear." "And then we'll never have to worry about money again." "Yes dear." Chi-chi turned. "YOU WILL NOT GET OUT OF THIS BY SAYING YES TO EVERYTHING I SAY GOKU!!!!!!" "I know Chi-chi. Don't worry he'll be home soon. Piccolo promised. " "AND WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD HE EVER KEEP A PROMISE? HE'S A GREEN SKINED..."
"Thanks for walking me home Uncle Piccolo!" "It's nothing Gohan." "Do you think mom will be mad at us?" "Most likely." ~I'm a dead man~ "Sorry Uncle Piccolo." "It's fine. Don't worry about it." "Welcome home Gohan." "Hi mom." Gohan looked down. "Go inside honey. Piccolo and I need to have a talk." Gohan looked at Piccolo who nodded. "Yes mom." Chi-chi waited until her son was inside before she dug her finger into Piccolo's chest. Here we go
"JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? MY BABY NEEDS TO STUDY AND YOU DRAG HIM OFF TO DO KAMI KNOWS WHAT INSTEAD!" Piccolo opened his mouth. "WHAT WERE YOU AND MY BAKA HASUBAN THINKING? GIVING HIM THE DAY OFF TO TRAIN!? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW SHOCKED I WAS WHEN I CAME HOME AND GOKU TOLD ME THAT?" "um.." "IT'S BAD ENOUGH HE LET HIM BLOW OFF STUDYING AND LET HIM EAT TOO MUCH JUNK FOOD BUT I MEAN REALLY WHAT WERE YOU MEN THINKING?" "Can I answer you hun?" "Don't YOU take that TONE with ME! I'm the angry mother here and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!" "Listen Chi-chi Goku said I could take him. I had no idea he cut school. Your husband most likely toke him fishing." "HOW DARE YOU TRY AND BLAME THIS ALL ON POOR GOKU!?" Chi-chi wailed. Piccolo gaped. "POOR GOKU?! JUST A MONET AGO YOU WERE BLAMING HIM TO!" "DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!" "THEN DON'T BLAME ME FOR EVERY LITTLE THING!"
"I CAN BLAME ANYONE FOR ANYTHING I WANT I AM A PRINCESS!" "WELL YOUR HIGHNESS MAYBE YOU SHOULD YELL AT YOUR HUSBADN BEFORE YOU START YELLING AT ME!" "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU FREAK!" "I'M NOT A FREAK I'M AN ALIEN!" "WHAT'S YOU'RE POINT?" "OH I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS!" Piccolo turned on his heels. "DON'T YOU TURN YOU'RE BACK ON ME! HEY! I'M YELLING HERE! DAMN IT! GET BACK HERE YOU FREAK! HEY DO AS I SAY!" Piccolo flew off. "DAMN IT!"
"She sounds mad daddy?" Goku nodded. "Yeah." He swallowed. "Are you in trouble daddy?" "Yes son." "Sorry daddy." "It's ok son. Mommy gets mad a lot so daddy's use to it." "Do you think she'll break any windows this time?" "Maybe." "Gohan got to you're room. We'll talk later. Goku you stay right there." "Yes Mom." "Yes dear." "Goku how could you?" "I'm sorry. It was such a nice day and Gohan did get an A+ on the last big test so I wanted to reward him." He hung his head. "I'm sorry and it will never happen again." "Oh you bet it won't. I'm never leaving you in charge again." "But Chi-chi.." "No but's Goku." "Chi-chi that's not fair. Who will watch him when you go shopping?" Chi-chi frowned. "Maybe you're right honey. I guess I did go a tad over board." "Tad?"
"What?!" Goku covered his mouth. "Mumumummmmm." "What?" "I said nothing sweetheart." "No you said tad!" Goku shook his head hands up. "No I didn't" "Are you saying I'm wrong?" "No of course not." "THEN WHAT ARE YOU SAYING GOKU? YOU THINK I WENT MORE THEN A TAD. ADDMIT IT!" "Yes dear.' "YOU WHAT?! HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT?! I NEVER GO OVER BORAD!! GOKU YOU'RE SUCHA JERK.!" "Look Chi-chi I didn't mean it.it just kindda came out." "Don't you give me THAT!" "Look honey really. You're right. You always are. I'm just a baka who gets hit in the head a lot." "Goku?" "Yes dear?" "WILL YOU SHUT UP? STOP FALTTERING ME! I KNOW YOU'RE ONLY SAYING THAT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER BUT STOP IT!" "Chi-chi I.' "I SAID SHUT UP! I CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW GET OUT!" "Chi-chi.?" "OUT!!!!" Goku sighed but walked out of the house.
"She's really mad at you isn't she?" "Oh hey Piccolo. Yeah she is. Why you here?" "I was worried she'd go what's the word.?" "Postal?" "That's it. I was afraid she'd go postal on Gohan." "No that's for the weekend. Poor little guy probably won't get any training in." "Your serious?" "Yep." He sighed. "Oh well. I'm going fishing wanna come?" "No, you have fun." "Kay bye." Piccolo watched him leave.
"Hey women?" Chi-chi walked outside. "Oh look who came back. What do you want?" "Gohan has to train." "No he dose not!" "Yes he dose." "No!" "Yes!" "NO!" "YES!" "NO!" "YES!".............
Gohan sighed. "All this yelling can't be too good for a person. How dose Mom do it all the time?" He rolled over. "Nighty night."
"NOW YOU LISTIEN HERE! GOHAN IS MY SON NOT YOURS AND IF I SAY HE DOESN'T TRAIN HE DOESN'T TRIAN!" 'HE WILL SO WOMAN!" "NOT AS LONG AS I'M ALIVE HE WON'T!" "FINE!" With that Piccolo blasted her. Piccolo blinked at the smoking ash. "Oppsy. Aw man they're going to kill me." He looked around. "Hey Piccolo!" "Go.Go.Goku?!" "Um yes?" "I blew up Chi-chi. She said Gohan couldn't train as long as she lived so I blasted her. I'm so sorry please don't kill me?" Goku blinked at Piccolo who was clinging to his waist. "It's ok Piccolo. We still have the Dragon Balls. Besides she was hurting my head." "You aren't mad?" "Nope. She can just stay dead for a few months." "You're a prince Goku." "Hehehe."
"Mommy exploded?" "Yes son." "Can we bring her back?" ?"Yes son." "Can I have a childhood now?" "Yes son." "YEAH! Daddy let's go fishing?" Sure son. Come on Piccolo you can come to." "Ok." "Yeah Uncle Piccolo's coming!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE GOING TO LEAVE ME UP HERE FOR A WHILE?.." Kami sighed. ~Hurry Goku!~
Well that was fun hun? I was going to post this under my DBZ Account Demonic Goku but I decided it have enough little shorts for the time being. Keke. Notice the classic you can never make a women happy thing. That's not true. Reviews make this neko on'na happy. =^-_~^= So please review.
Can't stand your nagging anymore!
Aishi-Cc aka Demonic Goku
Chi-chi blinked at Goku. "Let me get this straight honey? You not ONLY let Gohan skip studying, but you let him go TRAIN with PICCOLO .AND you let him eat the last of MY Oreos? Is that all sweetie?" Goku rubbed his chin. "Well I also let him stay home from school today." Poor Goku never learns does he? Chi-chi flopped before she went postal "YOU WHAT?! GOKU NO BAKA HOW COULD YOU LET HIM JUST STAY HOME? DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT OUR SON'S FUTURE?" "Chi-chi that's not it. You know I care." "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. I LEAVE YOU IN CHARGE JUST ONCE ANE LOOK AT WHAT YOU DO! WHY DID I EVEN MARRY YOU? I MUST HAVE HIT MY HAED TO HAVE MARRIED SUCH A BAKA! YOU'RE JUST LIKE HIM DO YOU KNOW THAT? WILL YOU EVER GET A JOB?"
Goku rubbed his ears. "Owie. Honey you know saving the world is my job. If I worked when would I train?" Chi-chi toke a deep breath. "Goku I know being a Z fighter is important to you and I know you're good at it but it doesn't pay the bills." ""I know Chi-chi." "Do you want us to starve?' "No Chi-chi." "Do you want Gohan to grow up like a barbarian?" "Um..no Chi- chi?" "WELL OF COURSE YOU DON'T BAKA!" Goku cringed. "Our son will become a great scholar." Chi-chi cried stars in her eyes. "Yes dear." "And he will bring honor to this house." "Yes dear." "And then we'll never have to worry about money again." "Yes dear." Chi-chi turned. "YOU WILL NOT GET OUT OF THIS BY SAYING YES TO EVERYTHING I SAY GOKU!!!!!!" "I know Chi-chi. Don't worry he'll be home soon. Piccolo promised. " "AND WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD HE EVER KEEP A PROMISE? HE'S A GREEN SKINED..."
"Thanks for walking me home Uncle Piccolo!" "It's nothing Gohan." "Do you think mom will be mad at us?" "Most likely." ~I'm a dead man~ "Sorry Uncle Piccolo." "It's fine. Don't worry about it." "Welcome home Gohan." "Hi mom." Gohan looked down. "Go inside honey. Piccolo and I need to have a talk." Gohan looked at Piccolo who nodded. "Yes mom." Chi-chi waited until her son was inside before she dug her finger into Piccolo's chest. Here we go
"JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? MY BABY NEEDS TO STUDY AND YOU DRAG HIM OFF TO DO KAMI KNOWS WHAT INSTEAD!" Piccolo opened his mouth. "WHAT WERE YOU AND MY BAKA HASUBAN THINKING? GIVING HIM THE DAY OFF TO TRAIN!? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW SHOCKED I WAS WHEN I CAME HOME AND GOKU TOLD ME THAT?" "um.." "IT'S BAD ENOUGH HE LET HIM BLOW OFF STUDYING AND LET HIM EAT TOO MUCH JUNK FOOD BUT I MEAN REALLY WHAT WERE YOU MEN THINKING?" "Can I answer you hun?" "Don't YOU take that TONE with ME! I'm the angry mother here and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!" "Listen Chi-chi Goku said I could take him. I had no idea he cut school. Your husband most likely toke him fishing." "HOW DARE YOU TRY AND BLAME THIS ALL ON POOR GOKU!?" Chi-chi wailed. Piccolo gaped. "POOR GOKU?! JUST A MONET AGO YOU WERE BLAMING HIM TO!" "DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!" "THEN DON'T BLAME ME FOR EVERY LITTLE THING!"
"I CAN BLAME ANYONE FOR ANYTHING I WANT I AM A PRINCESS!" "WELL YOUR HIGHNESS MAYBE YOU SHOULD YELL AT YOUR HUSBADN BEFORE YOU START YELLING AT ME!" "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU FREAK!" "I'M NOT A FREAK I'M AN ALIEN!" "WHAT'S YOU'RE POINT?" "OH I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS!" Piccolo turned on his heels. "DON'T YOU TURN YOU'RE BACK ON ME! HEY! I'M YELLING HERE! DAMN IT! GET BACK HERE YOU FREAK! HEY DO AS I SAY!" Piccolo flew off. "DAMN IT!"
"She sounds mad daddy?" Goku nodded. "Yeah." He swallowed. "Are you in trouble daddy?" "Yes son." "Sorry daddy." "It's ok son. Mommy gets mad a lot so daddy's use to it." "Do you think she'll break any windows this time?" "Maybe." "Gohan got to you're room. We'll talk later. Goku you stay right there." "Yes Mom." "Yes dear." "Goku how could you?" "I'm sorry. It was such a nice day and Gohan did get an A+ on the last big test so I wanted to reward him." He hung his head. "I'm sorry and it will never happen again." "Oh you bet it won't. I'm never leaving you in charge again." "But Chi-chi.." "No but's Goku." "Chi-chi that's not fair. Who will watch him when you go shopping?" Chi-chi frowned. "Maybe you're right honey. I guess I did go a tad over board." "Tad?"
"What?!" Goku covered his mouth. "Mumumummmmm." "What?" "I said nothing sweetheart." "No you said tad!" Goku shook his head hands up. "No I didn't" "Are you saying I'm wrong?" "No of course not." "THEN WHAT ARE YOU SAYING GOKU? YOU THINK I WENT MORE THEN A TAD. ADDMIT IT!" "Yes dear.' "YOU WHAT?! HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT?! I NEVER GO OVER BORAD!! GOKU YOU'RE SUCHA JERK.!" "Look Chi-chi I didn't mean it.it just kindda came out." "Don't you give me THAT!" "Look honey really. You're right. You always are. I'm just a baka who gets hit in the head a lot." "Goku?" "Yes dear?" "WILL YOU SHUT UP? STOP FALTTERING ME! I KNOW YOU'RE ONLY SAYING THAT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER BUT STOP IT!" "Chi-chi I.' "I SAID SHUT UP! I CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW GET OUT!" "Chi-chi.?" "OUT!!!!" Goku sighed but walked out of the house.
"She's really mad at you isn't she?" "Oh hey Piccolo. Yeah she is. Why you here?" "I was worried she'd go what's the word.?" "Postal?" "That's it. I was afraid she'd go postal on Gohan." "No that's for the weekend. Poor little guy probably won't get any training in." "Your serious?" "Yep." He sighed. "Oh well. I'm going fishing wanna come?" "No, you have fun." "Kay bye." Piccolo watched him leave.
"Hey women?" Chi-chi walked outside. "Oh look who came back. What do you want?" "Gohan has to train." "No he dose not!" "Yes he dose." "No!" "Yes!" "NO!" "YES!" "NO!" "YES!".............
Gohan sighed. "All this yelling can't be too good for a person. How dose Mom do it all the time?" He rolled over. "Nighty night."
"NOW YOU LISTIEN HERE! GOHAN IS MY SON NOT YOURS AND IF I SAY HE DOESN'T TRAIN HE DOESN'T TRIAN!" 'HE WILL SO WOMAN!" "NOT AS LONG AS I'M ALIVE HE WON'T!" "FINE!" With that Piccolo blasted her. Piccolo blinked at the smoking ash. "Oppsy. Aw man they're going to kill me." He looked around. "Hey Piccolo!" "Go.Go.Goku?!" "Um yes?" "I blew up Chi-chi. She said Gohan couldn't train as long as she lived so I blasted her. I'm so sorry please don't kill me?" Goku blinked at Piccolo who was clinging to his waist. "It's ok Piccolo. We still have the Dragon Balls. Besides she was hurting my head." "You aren't mad?" "Nope. She can just stay dead for a few months." "You're a prince Goku." "Hehehe."
"Mommy exploded?" "Yes son." "Can we bring her back?" ?"Yes son." "Can I have a childhood now?" "Yes son." "YEAH! Daddy let's go fishing?" Sure son. Come on Piccolo you can come to." "Ok." "Yeah Uncle Piccolo's coming!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE GOING TO LEAVE ME UP HERE FOR A WHILE?.." Kami sighed. ~Hurry Goku!~
Well that was fun hun? I was going to post this under my DBZ Account Demonic Goku but I decided it have enough little shorts for the time being. Keke. Notice the classic you can never make a women happy thing. That's not true. Reviews make this neko on'na happy. =^-_~^= So please review.
