OB3:
So sorry for not updating..writers block. No worries. Only one reader?
Dang. Ah, that's all right. Daisy gets to be a hobbit-sue..am I missing
something? I know my writings not that bad..maybe it's just not funny
enough. Is it ironic? I'm not very funny myself..maybe it shows through
writing or something.
Ch. 3 darn luck
Barry was starring. He was staring at a wall to be exact. How did he get there you ask? Not everyone had gone completely deaf when Barry had sent a returning scream. He came down the way Gandalf had been sent up. The floor had especially made his landing hurt. Solid rock; that he landed on in fact. The pain that flared up was made worse by althritis. Barry had no idea how painful that disease was until now. Trying to get up,*key word is try* he realized the world was spinning. Hopefully, this was all a horrible nightmare. "Good afternoon, storm crow." That voice! Barry knew that voice.. "Confused? I expect so. How long were you up there this time?..ah yes, Five days. All the while, you were screaming incoherently about 'cds, cars, and perfect siblings'. Are they weapons I should be aware of?" 'OMG! NOO! He was still in the tower, still stuck in his own personal heck..and all for what?! When Barry came here, he was supposed to be the wonderful hero! Maybe Saruman would believe me now..after all, he heard my scream.'
"No, Saruman. CD's hold music, cars are vehicles, and I don't have a sibling", the prisoner said. 'I can lie, and he won't catch me! I'm a Sue. And I'm not scared, just vaguely shaken. Sue's don't get scared. Ha!' Saruman just cocked his head. "You're not yourself. That shouldn't be a problem now, I think. Before, you were merely a thorn in my side. Sauron will be pleased there's one less wizard against our forces." "REALLY?! That's great! You're sending me home?" an excited Barry asked. "Now really 'Gandalf'. I am appalled you would even think that. Of course I'm not. You must have been up there too long for your own good. I'm keeping you guarded and locked up of course." "What?! But you can't do that! Do you need help? I'll help get that thing you need, a ring is it?" Barry pleaded. "Ring? The ring of power? It's already been found." Barry's jaw couldn't drop any farther.
At the University.. A cadet named Jill was leading Gandalf the Grey/white on a tour of the campus. On the way, they passed Gimli ranting about the uses of the sue's and why they couldn't be programmed to work in Middle-Earth. "Gimli! What a pleasant surprise to see you here" the istari said with a smile. "Ah, Gandalf! Wonderful timing, my guide here was just about to give me a tour of the MS mall. Why don't you join us?" "It sounds like a wonderful idea friend Gimli." Gandalf replied. "Jill, would you mind accompanying us? I have had such interesting conversations with you, I'd hate to leave them unfinished." "Of course Mr. Gandalf!" Jill said as the foursome walked over to a colorful mall in every color imaginable, even the ones you wouldn't want to see. 'The heck hole' as students called it, was a 3 story building consisting of 200 per floor. There were so many mary-sues out on black market alley these days, they had to build a new floor every year. There was a statue of one of the many MS goddess's (The almighty; every previous name was already taken). It was a heraphidite dressed in full dress battle armor, and in its hands a 3 ft long broad sword and a javelin in the other. It's face was to die for; literly. The students were actually warned to never look at that face because they were turned into mary-sues themselves. Upon entering the mall, the two canon character's saw rows on rows of mary-sue cadavers and informative blocks. As they toured the mall muttering, "I saw her before, or maybe it was her cousin.." a very different scene was taking place with our 'heroine.
IN a forested area, a dwarf could be begging for mercy to THE ALMIGHTY. "Please," said the dwarf, " I want to be my own person! You gotta let out of this body!" Somewhere in that university, 3 cadets felt pity for the poor girl and asked, "Where do you wanna start your journey?". The dwarf thought for a moment and said "Riverdale!". The three looked at each other, mouthed a questioned 'Riverdale', and the one in charges shrugged his shoulders. With an all powerful push of the big red button, a plot hole sucked her up just in time to have Glorfindel see it, and sent her not to Rivendell, but Riverdale. Outside some hours later, a girl by the name of mary-sue would find she was in Riverdale, NJ, miles from home, and in the middle Rt. 278, where she was promptly run over.
That's it for now..ugh. I finally break out of my writers block at 9:30 pm. My guests aren't gunna show up on the end note this time. They need a vacation for a little while. Thanks for the (hopefully) future reviews. I don't think I want MS around anymore(she's getting way too OOC if it can called that. She isn't showing perfectness) Barry will stay though. Until next chapter, mooooo!
Ch. 3 darn luck
Barry was starring. He was staring at a wall to be exact. How did he get there you ask? Not everyone had gone completely deaf when Barry had sent a returning scream. He came down the way Gandalf had been sent up. The floor had especially made his landing hurt. Solid rock; that he landed on in fact. The pain that flared up was made worse by althritis. Barry had no idea how painful that disease was until now. Trying to get up,*key word is try* he realized the world was spinning. Hopefully, this was all a horrible nightmare. "Good afternoon, storm crow." That voice! Barry knew that voice.. "Confused? I expect so. How long were you up there this time?..ah yes, Five days. All the while, you were screaming incoherently about 'cds, cars, and perfect siblings'. Are they weapons I should be aware of?" 'OMG! NOO! He was still in the tower, still stuck in his own personal heck..and all for what?! When Barry came here, he was supposed to be the wonderful hero! Maybe Saruman would believe me now..after all, he heard my scream.'
"No, Saruman. CD's hold music, cars are vehicles, and I don't have a sibling", the prisoner said. 'I can lie, and he won't catch me! I'm a Sue. And I'm not scared, just vaguely shaken. Sue's don't get scared. Ha!' Saruman just cocked his head. "You're not yourself. That shouldn't be a problem now, I think. Before, you were merely a thorn in my side. Sauron will be pleased there's one less wizard against our forces." "REALLY?! That's great! You're sending me home?" an excited Barry asked. "Now really 'Gandalf'. I am appalled you would even think that. Of course I'm not. You must have been up there too long for your own good. I'm keeping you guarded and locked up of course." "What?! But you can't do that! Do you need help? I'll help get that thing you need, a ring is it?" Barry pleaded. "Ring? The ring of power? It's already been found." Barry's jaw couldn't drop any farther.
At the University.. A cadet named Jill was leading Gandalf the Grey/white on a tour of the campus. On the way, they passed Gimli ranting about the uses of the sue's and why they couldn't be programmed to work in Middle-Earth. "Gimli! What a pleasant surprise to see you here" the istari said with a smile. "Ah, Gandalf! Wonderful timing, my guide here was just about to give me a tour of the MS mall. Why don't you join us?" "It sounds like a wonderful idea friend Gimli." Gandalf replied. "Jill, would you mind accompanying us? I have had such interesting conversations with you, I'd hate to leave them unfinished." "Of course Mr. Gandalf!" Jill said as the foursome walked over to a colorful mall in every color imaginable, even the ones you wouldn't want to see. 'The heck hole' as students called it, was a 3 story building consisting of 200 per floor. There were so many mary-sues out on black market alley these days, they had to build a new floor every year. There was a statue of one of the many MS goddess's (The almighty; every previous name was already taken). It was a heraphidite dressed in full dress battle armor, and in its hands a 3 ft long broad sword and a javelin in the other. It's face was to die for; literly. The students were actually warned to never look at that face because they were turned into mary-sues themselves. Upon entering the mall, the two canon character's saw rows on rows of mary-sue cadavers and informative blocks. As they toured the mall muttering, "I saw her before, or maybe it was her cousin.." a very different scene was taking place with our 'heroine.
IN a forested area, a dwarf could be begging for mercy to THE ALMIGHTY. "Please," said the dwarf, " I want to be my own person! You gotta let out of this body!" Somewhere in that university, 3 cadets felt pity for the poor girl and asked, "Where do you wanna start your journey?". The dwarf thought for a moment and said "Riverdale!". The three looked at each other, mouthed a questioned 'Riverdale', and the one in charges shrugged his shoulders. With an all powerful push of the big red button, a plot hole sucked her up just in time to have Glorfindel see it, and sent her not to Rivendell, but Riverdale. Outside some hours later, a girl by the name of mary-sue would find she was in Riverdale, NJ, miles from home, and in the middle Rt. 278, where she was promptly run over.
That's it for now..ugh. I finally break out of my writers block at 9:30 pm. My guests aren't gunna show up on the end note this time. They need a vacation for a little while. Thanks for the (hopefully) future reviews. I don't think I want MS around anymore(she's getting way too OOC if it can called that. She isn't showing perfectness) Barry will stay though. Until next chapter, mooooo!