You can blame to many Puppy jokes for this one. I like Joey but I just had
to post this.
"What's Joey?" Yugi asked sitting down next to the moping Joey.
"Kaiba" Joey answered.
"What did he do now?"
"That whole puppy dog thing Yug. Was he bit as a kid or something? I mean damn it!"
"You really shouldn't let it bother you like this Joey?" Joey turned his head to look at him.
"Easy for you to say he doesn't call you puppy." Yugi shrugged.
"No he doesn't"
"That's because he actually respects you as an opponent. I got into the Dullest Kingdom Finals to so I think I deserve at lest a little respect. It's not like he's top dog any more."
"Look Joey just prove it doesn't bother you anymore and it will no longer amuse him."
"Yug man you're a GENUS!" Joey shouted jumping to his feet.
"Ok."
"No really Yugi that's perfect! Gotta go!"
"Wait JOEY?" Yugi called after the overly excited blonde.
"CAN'T STOP I'VE GOTTA MISSION YUI!" Yugi sighed.
"Why did I have to open my big mouth?"
"Hey Seto?"
"Yes Mokuba?"
"Why are we hunting down Yugi and the others?"
"I've had a bad week and I want to take it out on someone."
"Not Yugi right?"
"Right. Joey is more fun to crush." Mokuba shook his head.
"If you say so. But don't you think it's a tad unfair to use Obelisk? "
"No I want Yugi to see the card that will crush him in action." Mokuba sighed.
"Seto you are so obsessive do you know that?"
"Yes."
"Well as long as you know. Let's go."
"Joey I don't about this?" Tristan admitted sweat dropping. "Are you sure?"
"Totally Yug so inspired me!" Tristan sweat dropped even bigger. ~Yugi why did you have to go and.?~
"Joey why are you wearing that coat?" Joey turned smiling.
"Oh Hiya Bakura! I'm going to show that snake Kaiba that he's puppy dog jokes don't upset him anymore."
"Bully for you!" Bakura cheered patting Joey's shoulder. Tristan pulled Bakura aside.
"Don't encourage him Bakura." Bakura blinked at him confused.
"Why? Shouldn't we be supporting as his friends." Tristan placed his hands on the confused boy's shoulders.
"Bakura if you saw what was under that coat you'd be calling doctors in pretty white coats to come and take Joey away." Bakura blinked at Joey who was grinning like a drunken baka.
"It's not a tutu is it?"
"Worst." Tristan admitted seriously Bakura paled
"He's not dressed like Richard Simons is he?" Tristan blinked.
"Hun?" Bakura grabbed Tristan tan duster and began shaking him.
"Please tell me he's not dressed like Richard Simons? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE TELL HE'S NOT DRESSED LIKE THAT MAN?!" Tristan fell over the second Bakura released his duster. Joey did not seem to have heard Bakura's hysterics nor did he notice the swirly eyed, twitching, Tristan.
"Tristan are you alright?" Bakura asked kneeling beside him. Tristan sat up and blinked at him.
"What the Hell was all that?" Bakura blushed lowering his eyes in embarrassment.
"Forgive me Richard Simons just scares me beyond all reason."
"Well he is a very scary man but Joey is not dressed like him."
"What a relief."
"Maybe not."
"Come on you two get off the floor I wanna go show Yug." The two boys shrugged and fallowed.
"I think I might have given Joey a really bad idea."
"Oh?" Tea asked.
"Well I was trying to make him feel better about the whole dog thing since both Kaiba and Duke have done it. Hun? Well anyway I think I made a mistake."
"How so Yugi?"
"Well he just ran off." Yugi admitted rubbing the back of his head.
"So Joey get's easily excited and it's not he's going to go and get in a brawl with Kaiba?"
"True but he also get's carried away."
"Oh yeah good point."
"Hey guys!" Joy greeted grinning.
"Joey why are you wearing one of Tristan's dusters? And what's in the bag?" Tea asked blinking.
"You'll see." Joey assured her.
"Do I want to?" She asked the other two boys.
"Ask Triton he knows." Bakura answered. Tristan paled.
"You don't want to know Tea trust me."
"Why hello Wheeler"
"Kaiba just the snake I wanted to see." Kaiba sneered.
"You wanted to see me? How touching."
"Yeah I'm getting all teary eyed overa here. So what do you want fangs?"
"Why to duel of course. Surly you do not believe I would waste my time just to come and talk."
"Fine I'm game let's do dis!" Kaiba laughed,
"So the challenges the master? Foolish puppy."
"That's it snakey wakey I'm so sick of you and your ego!" Mokuba sighed.
"Here we go."
"And who was it who didn't even get to face Pegasus?"
"Yeah well who got beat by him? Face it Yug's the king now. Deal with it!"
"Um Joey I only won because of Yami and Pegasus was not a normal duelist." Yugi reminded him not really into the mood to get in the middle of the fight.
"Not the point here Yug."
"Ok I'll shut up." Joey sneered at Kaiba.
"You wanna know what's under here?" Kaiba crossed his arms.
"Not patricianly no." Joey flopped.
"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?" Joey ragged jumping to his feet.
"Just what it sounded like. Are we dueling or not puppy?"
"HOLD ON A MINETE!"
"He's very emotional isn't he Seto?"
"Yes he is Mokuba." Joey held up the bag.
"Just give me a minute to get ready ok?" Kaiba sighed.
"Fine." Joey threw off the duster reviling the dog costume Duke had made him wear. He grinned as he slipped on the head. The others all gaped at him sweat dropping. "What is this?" Kaiba demanded when he could speak again.
"THE PUPPY'S TAKING CONTROL!"
"Seto he's scaring me." Mokuba wailed hiding behind his bother. Joey struck the Sailor Moon pose.
"I am Joey Wheeler puppy duelist extraordinaire." Joey began moving his arms in the appropriate motions. "And on behalf of dogs and duelist every where I will defeat you!" He winked fishing the pose. There was a moment of silence before everyone flopped. "Ha who's on the ground now Kaiba?"
Kaiba stood and toke his brief case from Mokuba before promptly smacking Joey upside the head with it. "You need some God damn therapy Wheeler! This is why no one takes you seriously!" Joey twitched eye's swirling. The gang stood still sweat dropping.
"This was my fault. I told him to prove the doggy thing didn't bother him anymore. Sorry everybody."
"Just get him some help Yugi." Kaiba order flinging a card at him.
"What?"
"Tell her I sent you she's the very best."
"Thanks Kaiba." Kaiba shook his head.
"Thank me by taking. Come on Mokuba."
"Bye guys. Wish Joey my best."
"Bye Mokuba."
"Arf arf."
"Let's get him there right away?" Bakura suggested.
"Take the suit off first?" Tea asked the boys.
"He is wearing something under there right?" Yugi asked.
"Leave it on." They agreed as they dragged Joey away.
"So long have you been dressing like a giant puppy dog?" A pink haired women asked glancing at her patient before she writing something on her clip board.
"Well for a while now. My best buddy Yugi wears a collar and I've always been so jealous. Then Kaiba comes around and starts with all these doggy cracks and then Duke puts me in this dog suit and I've been wearing it on and off since then."
"I see. So you wear the suit because you think of your self as a puppy dog?"
"You got it Ms. Washu" Washu nodded writing.
"So what's verdict doc?" Washu looked up.
"I'm afraid Mr. Wheeler you will need longer term treatment." She snapped her fingers. "BOYS!" Joey blinked at the two orderlies.
"They're coming to take me away HAHA!"
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"What's Joey?" Yugi asked sitting down next to the moping Joey.
"Kaiba" Joey answered.
"What did he do now?"
"That whole puppy dog thing Yug. Was he bit as a kid or something? I mean damn it!"
"You really shouldn't let it bother you like this Joey?" Joey turned his head to look at him.
"Easy for you to say he doesn't call you puppy." Yugi shrugged.
"No he doesn't"
"That's because he actually respects you as an opponent. I got into the Dullest Kingdom Finals to so I think I deserve at lest a little respect. It's not like he's top dog any more."
"Look Joey just prove it doesn't bother you anymore and it will no longer amuse him."
"Yug man you're a GENUS!" Joey shouted jumping to his feet.
"Ok."
"No really Yugi that's perfect! Gotta go!"
"Wait JOEY?" Yugi called after the overly excited blonde.
"CAN'T STOP I'VE GOTTA MISSION YUI!" Yugi sighed.
"Why did I have to open my big mouth?"
"Hey Seto?"
"Yes Mokuba?"
"Why are we hunting down Yugi and the others?"
"I've had a bad week and I want to take it out on someone."
"Not Yugi right?"
"Right. Joey is more fun to crush." Mokuba shook his head.
"If you say so. But don't you think it's a tad unfair to use Obelisk? "
"No I want Yugi to see the card that will crush him in action." Mokuba sighed.
"Seto you are so obsessive do you know that?"
"Yes."
"Well as long as you know. Let's go."
"Joey I don't about this?" Tristan admitted sweat dropping. "Are you sure?"
"Totally Yug so inspired me!" Tristan sweat dropped even bigger. ~Yugi why did you have to go and.?~
"Joey why are you wearing that coat?" Joey turned smiling.
"Oh Hiya Bakura! I'm going to show that snake Kaiba that he's puppy dog jokes don't upset him anymore."
"Bully for you!" Bakura cheered patting Joey's shoulder. Tristan pulled Bakura aside.
"Don't encourage him Bakura." Bakura blinked at him confused.
"Why? Shouldn't we be supporting as his friends." Tristan placed his hands on the confused boy's shoulders.
"Bakura if you saw what was under that coat you'd be calling doctors in pretty white coats to come and take Joey away." Bakura blinked at Joey who was grinning like a drunken baka.
"It's not a tutu is it?"
"Worst." Tristan admitted seriously Bakura paled
"He's not dressed like Richard Simons is he?" Tristan blinked.
"Hun?" Bakura grabbed Tristan tan duster and began shaking him.
"Please tell me he's not dressed like Richard Simons? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE TELL HE'S NOT DRESSED LIKE THAT MAN?!" Tristan fell over the second Bakura released his duster. Joey did not seem to have heard Bakura's hysterics nor did he notice the swirly eyed, twitching, Tristan.
"Tristan are you alright?" Bakura asked kneeling beside him. Tristan sat up and blinked at him.
"What the Hell was all that?" Bakura blushed lowering his eyes in embarrassment.
"Forgive me Richard Simons just scares me beyond all reason."
"Well he is a very scary man but Joey is not dressed like him."
"What a relief."
"Maybe not."
"Come on you two get off the floor I wanna go show Yug." The two boys shrugged and fallowed.
"I think I might have given Joey a really bad idea."
"Oh?" Tea asked.
"Well I was trying to make him feel better about the whole dog thing since both Kaiba and Duke have done it. Hun? Well anyway I think I made a mistake."
"How so Yugi?"
"Well he just ran off." Yugi admitted rubbing the back of his head.
"So Joey get's easily excited and it's not he's going to go and get in a brawl with Kaiba?"
"True but he also get's carried away."
"Oh yeah good point."
"Hey guys!" Joy greeted grinning.
"Joey why are you wearing one of Tristan's dusters? And what's in the bag?" Tea asked blinking.
"You'll see." Joey assured her.
"Do I want to?" She asked the other two boys.
"Ask Triton he knows." Bakura answered. Tristan paled.
"You don't want to know Tea trust me."
"Why hello Wheeler"
"Kaiba just the snake I wanted to see." Kaiba sneered.
"You wanted to see me? How touching."
"Yeah I'm getting all teary eyed overa here. So what do you want fangs?"
"Why to duel of course. Surly you do not believe I would waste my time just to come and talk."
"Fine I'm game let's do dis!" Kaiba laughed,
"So the challenges the master? Foolish puppy."
"That's it snakey wakey I'm so sick of you and your ego!" Mokuba sighed.
"Here we go."
"And who was it who didn't even get to face Pegasus?"
"Yeah well who got beat by him? Face it Yug's the king now. Deal with it!"
"Um Joey I only won because of Yami and Pegasus was not a normal duelist." Yugi reminded him not really into the mood to get in the middle of the fight.
"Not the point here Yug."
"Ok I'll shut up." Joey sneered at Kaiba.
"You wanna know what's under here?" Kaiba crossed his arms.
"Not patricianly no." Joey flopped.
"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?" Joey ragged jumping to his feet.
"Just what it sounded like. Are we dueling or not puppy?"
"HOLD ON A MINETE!"
"He's very emotional isn't he Seto?"
"Yes he is Mokuba." Joey held up the bag.
"Just give me a minute to get ready ok?" Kaiba sighed.
"Fine." Joey threw off the duster reviling the dog costume Duke had made him wear. He grinned as he slipped on the head. The others all gaped at him sweat dropping. "What is this?" Kaiba demanded when he could speak again.
"THE PUPPY'S TAKING CONTROL!"
"Seto he's scaring me." Mokuba wailed hiding behind his bother. Joey struck the Sailor Moon pose.
"I am Joey Wheeler puppy duelist extraordinaire." Joey began moving his arms in the appropriate motions. "And on behalf of dogs and duelist every where I will defeat you!" He winked fishing the pose. There was a moment of silence before everyone flopped. "Ha who's on the ground now Kaiba?"
Kaiba stood and toke his brief case from Mokuba before promptly smacking Joey upside the head with it. "You need some God damn therapy Wheeler! This is why no one takes you seriously!" Joey twitched eye's swirling. The gang stood still sweat dropping.
"This was my fault. I told him to prove the doggy thing didn't bother him anymore. Sorry everybody."
"Just get him some help Yugi." Kaiba order flinging a card at him.
"What?"
"Tell her I sent you she's the very best."
"Thanks Kaiba." Kaiba shook his head.
"Thank me by taking. Come on Mokuba."
"Bye guys. Wish Joey my best."
"Bye Mokuba."
"Arf arf."
"Let's get him there right away?" Bakura suggested.
"Take the suit off first?" Tea asked the boys.
"He is wearing something under there right?" Yugi asked.
"Leave it on." They agreed as they dragged Joey away.
"So long have you been dressing like a giant puppy dog?" A pink haired women asked glancing at her patient before she writing something on her clip board.
"Well for a while now. My best buddy Yugi wears a collar and I've always been so jealous. Then Kaiba comes around and starts with all these doggy cracks and then Duke puts me in this dog suit and I've been wearing it on and off since then."
"I see. So you wear the suit because you think of your self as a puppy dog?"
"You got it Ms. Washu" Washu nodded writing.
"So what's verdict doc?" Washu looked up.
"I'm afraid Mr. Wheeler you will need longer term treatment." She snapped her fingers. "BOYS!" Joey blinked at the two orderlies.
"They're coming to take me away HAHA!"
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