Chapter 2- You are a trumpeter!
Snape got up from the staff table and walked over to the Gryffindor table.
He stopped at Harry, Ron, and Hermione and gave them the dirtiest look ever.
"First the Headmaster, then Professor McGonagall! Who else are you gonna
piss off tonight?" he screamed. "Maybe… you, perhaps?" Ron said innocently.
"Too late." said Snape. "Damn it!" Ron said angrily. Pissing off Snape was
just too much fun. "500 points from Gryffindor!!" Snape screamed. "SCORE!!
Oh… wait… no!! YOU SUCK YOU GREASY WHORE!"
At the word 'whore', Snape ripped off his robes, revealing a bright yellow
Speed-o, fishnet stockings and a coconut bikini. "I am not greasy!
A whore, maybe, as you can see… but GREASY?! Never!!!" Snape yelled snapping
his fingers. A pole, strobe lights and music came out of nowhere. All of a
sudden Snape climbed on the pole and slid down on it like a stripper. "It
would be better if the music was any good." Ron said, pointing out that
the song playing was none other than 'Ring of Fire' by Johnny Cash. Not a very good stripper song, if you ask me.
But it all made sense when the pole suddenly transformed into, yes, you guessed it,
an actual Ring of Fire. Snape dove through it repeatedly yelling "Whee! I'm a
dolphin! Yippee - de- doo- dah!!!" but the yelling suddenly ended when Snape
lost his balance on one of the dives and, as the song says, fell into the burning
ring of fire.
Snape got up from the staff table and walked over to the Gryffindor table.
He stopped at Harry, Ron, and Hermione and gave them the dirtiest look ever.
"First the Headmaster, then Professor McGonagall! Who else are you gonna
piss off tonight?" he screamed. "Maybe… you, perhaps?" Ron said innocently.
"Too late." said Snape. "Damn it!" Ron said angrily. Pissing off Snape was
just too much fun. "500 points from Gryffindor!!" Snape screamed. "SCORE!!
Oh… wait… no!! YOU SUCK YOU GREASY WHORE!"
At the word 'whore', Snape ripped off his robes, revealing a bright yellow
Speed-o, fishnet stockings and a coconut bikini. "I am not greasy!
A whore, maybe, as you can see… but GREASY?! Never!!!" Snape yelled snapping
his fingers. A pole, strobe lights and music came out of nowhere. All of a
sudden Snape climbed on the pole and slid down on it like a stripper. "It
would be better if the music was any good." Ron said, pointing out that
the song playing was none other than 'Ring of Fire' by Johnny Cash. Not a very good stripper song, if you ask me.
But it all made sense when the pole suddenly transformed into, yes, you guessed it,
an actual Ring of Fire. Snape dove through it repeatedly yelling "Whee! I'm a
dolphin! Yippee - de- doo- dah!!!" but the yelling suddenly ended when Snape
lost his balance on one of the dives and, as the song says, fell into the burning
ring of fire.