Chapter 3- Gayness is a Virtue!
Minutes later, ambulances and police cruisers arrived at Hogwarts to take Snape away.
They walked in fully equipped with a fire hose, stretcher, and straightjacket
just in case. They put out the professor with the hose and stuck him on the
stretcher. "Wait, I need to do one more thing before I go."
Snape said motioning for the firemen to stop wheeling him out.
He snapped his fingers again and a spotlight appeared on Harry.
"This one's for you. I loved you and you broke my heart! Like that
night up in the Astronomy Tower meant NOTHING!" then Snape started
singing 'So Yesterday' By Hilary Duff. But before he could get to
'But I'm keeping your jeans', the police locked him in the straight
jacket and toted him away. That didn't stop Snape, though.
While being wheeled out of the hall, you could hear "I'm like a bird
that's already flown away…" Everyone turned to Harry, who was
mortified himself by the random outburst of song. That night in the
tower didn't mean anything, because he was in love with George Weasley,
that lovely, redheaded sex machine.
The rest of the night was filled with fun. Up in Gryffindor common room,
the night was echoing with song, dance, and the result of eating way too
much peanut butter. Fred and George were sipping butter beer singing a
made up Irish Drinking song that went sort of like "There once was a
lass named Lassy…"
"Who loved me and loved me and loved me…" "She gave me some kisses and
I gave her Herpes… "And I said HaHaHa you fucking Prostitute! Happy
Flipping St. Patty's Day to ya!"
In a corner, Ron was doing something no one could see. Harry and Hermione
were curious, but didn't want to interfere if he was doing something important.
Turns out, he wasn't, he was just scarfing down peanut butter. "Ron, that's not
a very good idea." Hermione said matter-of-factly. "You know how you get when
you eat peanut butter." Ron suddenly shot up out of the corner, put one of
Hermione's elf hats, and ran around screaming "Daaamn You, Norman!"
(spoken like Kathrine Hepburn in that movie… the Golden River one…)
"Oh shit! Duck and Cover people!" Fred and George yelled,
taking residence under a table. Everyone hid, and in a seconds time,
Ron was darting across the ceiling, flying randomly around the common room.
Minutes later, ambulances and police cruisers arrived at Hogwarts to take Snape away.
They walked in fully equipped with a fire hose, stretcher, and straightjacket
just in case. They put out the professor with the hose and stuck him on the
stretcher. "Wait, I need to do one more thing before I go."
Snape said motioning for the firemen to stop wheeling him out.
He snapped his fingers again and a spotlight appeared on Harry.
"This one's for you. I loved you and you broke my heart! Like that
night up in the Astronomy Tower meant NOTHING!" then Snape started
singing 'So Yesterday' By Hilary Duff. But before he could get to
'But I'm keeping your jeans', the police locked him in the straight
jacket and toted him away. That didn't stop Snape, though.
While being wheeled out of the hall, you could hear "I'm like a bird
that's already flown away…" Everyone turned to Harry, who was
mortified himself by the random outburst of song. That night in the
tower didn't mean anything, because he was in love with George Weasley,
that lovely, redheaded sex machine.
The rest of the night was filled with fun. Up in Gryffindor common room,
the night was echoing with song, dance, and the result of eating way too
much peanut butter. Fred and George were sipping butter beer singing a
made up Irish Drinking song that went sort of like "There once was a
lass named Lassy…"
"Who loved me and loved me and loved me…" "She gave me some kisses and
I gave her Herpes… "And I said HaHaHa you fucking Prostitute! Happy
Flipping St. Patty's Day to ya!"
In a corner, Ron was doing something no one could see. Harry and Hermione
were curious, but didn't want to interfere if he was doing something important.
Turns out, he wasn't, he was just scarfing down peanut butter. "Ron, that's not
a very good idea." Hermione said matter-of-factly. "You know how you get when
you eat peanut butter." Ron suddenly shot up out of the corner, put one of
Hermione's elf hats, and ran around screaming "Daaamn You, Norman!"
(spoken like Kathrine Hepburn in that movie… the Golden River one…)
"Oh shit! Duck and Cover people!" Fred and George yelled,
taking residence under a table. Everyone hid, and in a seconds time,
Ron was darting across the ceiling, flying randomly around the common room.