"Voulez Vous" by the A-Teens is playing throughout the building.  Iccess is drinking a cup of coffee in the green room when Charlie walks in.

Charlie: Hey Iccess what's up?

Iccess: Not much

Charlie: Are you in a good mood?

Iccess: Define good mood and I'll get back to you.

Charlie: Um, thinks for a moment Brilliant idea merging IA Empires with the radio station.

Iccess: That was a no brainier. I blew up the old place, needed somewhere else, my office is upstairs, and it's convenient.  Now what's wrong?

Charlie: Well your 5:00 is here.

Iccess: checks watch Charlie its 4:30.

Charlie: I know.

Iccess: Who IS my 5:00?

Charlie: Al Snow and Jonathan Coachman. 

Iccess: spits out coffee and jumps out of her chair WHAT?!  Ugh, I don't have time for this!

Charlie: You can't cancel the appointment.

Iccess: Not that, I think I got some Cappuccino on the keyboard! Proceeds to blot the keyboard soaking up the wetness before it did any major damage.  Are you sure Al and Coach are in my appointment book?

Charlie shows Iccess her appointment book

Iccess: Geez, who books my appointments the damn monkey?!

Zoom to the main desk where said damn monkey, Mr. Chimp, is on the phone.

Jericho: Listen up Junior!  I've been trying to get an appointment with Irene for the past 5 months!

Mr. Chimp: Laughs while banging the receiver on the desk.

Jericho: At least you're not as bad as the other chick.  Are you going to give the appointment or not?!

Mr. Chimp: holds up sign saying 'I don't think so Blondie'

Jericho: Oh yeah?!  Don't make me come down there.

Mr. Chimp: holds up another sign that says 'There's a little thing called a restraining order' and the laughs even more.

Jericho: There are WAYS to get past restraining orders monkey.  And I heard I can sell you to Michael Jackson for literally a pretty penny.

Mr. Chimp: o_O -_- 'You wouldn't dare'

Jericho: Or would I?  I wonder once you die what he'll stuff you with.

Mr. Chimp puts Jericho on speaker, takes out a Chris Jericho doll and a pair of clippers and turns it them on.  Then he begins laughing as he shaves ALL of the Jericho doll's hair off.  Very loud screaming is heard on the other end. He laughs and hangs up the phone.

*Zoom back to the Green Room*

Iccess: Hands Charlie $5 You REALLY let a monkey answer the phone?

Charlie: What? He came cheap.

Iccess: Then you can give me the money that you save on an assistant?

Charlie: Clutches the 5 dollars in his hands.

Iccess: Tightwad.  It's either that or your soul.

Charlie: thinks for a second. Where do I sign?

Iccess: I'll have the papers drawn up. In the mean time send them in.  This better be good.

5 milliseconds later Al and Coach barge in.......

Al: We heard you were looking for announcers for your new Wrestling Recap radio show.

Iccess: o_O who in the blue hell told you idiots that?

Coach: It was on the flyer.

Iccess: FLYER?  What flyer?

Coach hands her the hot pink flyer

Iccess: Who wrote this?!

Charlie: looks around guiltily I'll be leaving now.

Iccess: NOT so fast!  You did it?

Mr. Chimp: 'gee what was your first clue?'

Charlie: April Fools

Iccess: That's six months from now.

Charlie: Happy Halloween!

Iccess: You're 29 days early. 

KaibaslilDevil walks in

KaibaslilDevil: Hey Iccess, hey Charlie!

Mr. Chimp: 'Here's the contract' hands Iccess the contract that Charlie signed.

Iccess hands KaibaslilDevil the contract

Iccess: Here, happy unseasonable holiday.  You can have Charlie's soul.  I don't want it anymore.  If anyone needs me I'll be finding Jericho and tape him to a giant joy buzzer.  Remote control operated too!  Come on Mr. Chimp.

Iccess and Mr. Chimp leave the office leaving KLd and Charlie.

KLD: So, I own your soul?

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I know I haven't written for this in a while but I was bored and well I can't find the bannonluke chapter which I wrote months ago but I've searched everywhere. I'll find it......eventually.  Mary-sue will be updated as soon as a get a spare minute and a pint of lukewarm inspiration.  Everything else should be up to speed.  And the Triple H chapter of Slayerettes Den is also in the works.  I need sleep.