Author's note: As the summary goes, these are the two so-called mysterious figures. However, I think I may well have given their identities away. Oh well. The 'whole shebang' reference comes from Mieko Belle's fic 'Fairy Boys', which is hilarious if I do say so myself.
This is only the beginning of the story and the real fun comes in at the next chapter, be warned though, there is a fair amount of slash, in fact the pairings are as follows: Harry/Draco, Draco/Ron, Ron/Hermione and Hermione/Harry. Yes it's a love rectangle, as you were forewarned!
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"Remind me again why I'm doing this?"
"Simple. Because I'm hot and you're crazy about me."
"Who said I was."
"You said it yourself. Many many times last night, in between cries of 'More! More!' Now. Pass me the potion."
The taller of the two dark figures stuck out his hand impatiently, and an excited grin spread across his face. His eyes scanned the still-dark Platform 9 ¾ looking for a familiar spot.
"You sure about this? I don't want to get those kids into trouble."
"Trust me, this'll be the most fun Hogwarts has had in years. It'll be like old times! Besides, you're the one that made the potion, have more faith in yourself!"
Saying that, he slipped a hand around his companion's waist and pulled him close, slipping a wandering hand into his pants surreptitiously. Apparently, he was not unobtrusive enough, as an angry hand swatted his away.
"What do you think you're doing!"
"Aww, don't be such a prude, there's no one here! Oh you're blushing! How sweet!"
"Don't lie, you can't even see my face, its dark remember?"
"Lumos. Well, now I can. How bout giving me a kiss from that pretty face of yours?"
"How about, no?"
"You hurt my feelings. Let's see, where shall I place the potion? Here? No, that's not good, ahh! Here!"
Like a panther, he prowled down the platform, clutching the small vial he'd snuck out of his love's pants. Watching the seductive sway of his hips, the sandy haired said love could not resist a smile. He was so adorable when he got excited, it really brought back the memories. Maybe he really was over reacting, what was the worst that could happen?
A wicked glint crept into his eyes for a moment as he wondered what would happen. Unknown to the other, he had made the potion a little stronger than what the instructions had called for. After all, he'd rationalised that if they'd wanted to cause a stir, they'd might as well do the whole shebang!
Not such the innocent one after all huh, he mused, rather delighted with his treachery. Catching the wink from his partner, the signal, he disapparated, but not before he'd felt his arms around his waist, hugging him just a wee bit too tightly.
Stifling a sigh-cum-groan, he reflected, "Some things never change. "