The Boy who cried Sh'garth'denwartz'enhoggin
Once upon a time, there was a very happy couple living way out at 47 degrees
Latitude and Pi degrees Longitude. There names were Emilie and Andrew.
They had a thirteen year old son who went by the name of wolf.
Mr and Mrs Irwin had a farm on which they had ten sheep. They lived in the forest
where a sheep eating beast called a Sh'garth'denwartz'enhoggin lived.
Everyone whom lived in the forest knew of the danger present.
Maybe so. But people still died monthly of it. Thus being not good.
I don't know why the villiage people couldn't figure out a way to stop it.
Lots of people wouldn't go out alone, which is stupid because it would just eat both of them.
I think they should get GUNS..........AND LOTS OF THEM.
Even though they lived knowing it would eat the Irwins' 9 sheep they were still happy.
I have to pause here to let you know why i am writing this fanfic.
Retards will not know the name of my crush after reading this, because its hidden many times here.
Why i am writing this, i do not know. I guess im just wierd.
In conclusion, the name of my crush is hidden in this fanfic, find it, and stuff will happen.
Now back to the story.
Now one day, Wolf was out guarding the eight sheep and his parents were having sex,
when Wolf cried 'Sh'garth'denwartz'enhoggin!'
the seven sheep were startled and looked to the forest to see nothing emerging from the
brrrrruuuuussssshhhhh. The parents heard this and ran outside, in the NUUUUDE! Nothing was there.
Wolf had played a trick on them. They were furious. He was relieved of his guarding duties for
the day.
The next day, Wolf was out as usual guarding the six sheep when he decided to see if his parents would
fall for it again. He cried 'Sh'garth'denwartz'enhoggin!!!!!' as loud as he could. Once again,
the parents ran outside in the NUUUUUDE!!! They saw nothing, nothing at all. they were even more
mad this time and whooped his ass whith a whooping stick and a cudgel. Then they went back
to thier 'buisness.'
The next day the boy was shaving the three sheep for thier wool when he decided to do it again.
'Sh'garth'denwartz'enhoggin!!!' Once again, his parents---------
We are sorry to report that the Author has been eaten by a Sh'garth'denwartz'enhoggin.
cut to kid coloring with colorific (tm) markers.
Kid instantly bursts into flowers, then flames, then vacuume's, then bees, then liquid nitrogen,
then cars, the gas, and finally, into flames and dies while slowly rotting.
Cut to Andrew doing a kick ass solo on the drums.
Kenneth walks onto the stage and TRIES to imitate his solo and is instantly smothered by rolls
and other baked goods. Oh yeah. He dies.
Unscramble this---- h etilm areeii
End on 8:55 PM 10/1/2003?
Once upon a time, there was a very happy couple living way out at 47 degrees
Latitude and Pi degrees Longitude. There names were Emilie and Andrew.
They had a thirteen year old son who went by the name of wolf.
Mr and Mrs Irwin had a farm on which they had ten sheep. They lived in the forest
where a sheep eating beast called a Sh'garth'denwartz'enhoggin lived.
Everyone whom lived in the forest knew of the danger present.
Maybe so. But people still died monthly of it. Thus being not good.
I don't know why the villiage people couldn't figure out a way to stop it.
Lots of people wouldn't go out alone, which is stupid because it would just eat both of them.
I think they should get GUNS..........AND LOTS OF THEM.
Even though they lived knowing it would eat the Irwins' 9 sheep they were still happy.
I have to pause here to let you know why i am writing this fanfic.
Retards will not know the name of my crush after reading this, because its hidden many times here.
Why i am writing this, i do not know. I guess im just wierd.
In conclusion, the name of my crush is hidden in this fanfic, find it, and stuff will happen.
Now back to the story.
Now one day, Wolf was out guarding the eight sheep and his parents were having sex,
when Wolf cried 'Sh'garth'denwartz'enhoggin!'
the seven sheep were startled and looked to the forest to see nothing emerging from the
brrrrruuuuussssshhhhh. The parents heard this and ran outside, in the NUUUUDE! Nothing was there.
Wolf had played a trick on them. They were furious. He was relieved of his guarding duties for
the day.
The next day, Wolf was out as usual guarding the six sheep when he decided to see if his parents would
fall for it again. He cried 'Sh'garth'denwartz'enhoggin!!!!!' as loud as he could. Once again,
the parents ran outside in the NUUUUUDE!!! They saw nothing, nothing at all. they were even more
mad this time and whooped his ass whith a whooping stick and a cudgel. Then they went back
to thier 'buisness.'
The next day the boy was shaving the three sheep for thier wool when he decided to do it again.
'Sh'garth'denwartz'enhoggin!!!' Once again, his parents---------
We are sorry to report that the Author has been eaten by a Sh'garth'denwartz'enhoggin.
cut to kid coloring with colorific (tm) markers.
Kid instantly bursts into flowers, then flames, then vacuume's, then bees, then liquid nitrogen,
then cars, the gas, and finally, into flames and dies while slowly rotting.
Cut to Andrew doing a kick ass solo on the drums.
Kenneth walks onto the stage and TRIES to imitate his solo and is instantly smothered by rolls
and other baked goods. Oh yeah. He dies.
Unscramble this---- h etilm areeii
End on 8:55 PM 10/1/2003?