Argon Genesis: Evangelion
Chapter 3: Out of the frying pan.
Authors Note: Someone asked me how Kaji was eliminated if he was a wizard. Well, I won't tell you just yet but you must remember, if Kaji was a wizard then there would be many others. Plus, NERV probably wasn't the only one after him. Anyways.
Misato had left early for some NERV meeting according to the note on the table so Shinji began to cook breakfast for himself and Asuka. He briefly wondered if his note would have any effect unfortunately it seems that when Shinji does things right, which is hardly ever and usually to do with evas, he overdoes it. Oh well, that's his problem.
Asuka awoke feeling rather dazed, she remembered the last night events and sat bolt upright, then realized that, in her dream, which she then decided it must have been since she had fallen on the floor and she was now on the couch. It was not until she returned to her room and was beginning to change into her school uniform that she noticed a bit of paper in her pocket, she read it, and read it again. Half dressed, she fainted, again. She seems to be prone to that.
Asuka did not awake until Shinji called her for the fifth time that breakfast was ready and opened her door to check on her. He immediately regretted this. Although he got a glimpse of an unconscious and topless Asuka, and thus got quite a bad nosebleed, the now awakening demon girl saw him looking.
Shinji sweatdropped at precisely the same time as Asuka.
Oh oh, thought Shinji, I'm dead.
Asuka immediately covered he upper body with a blanket from her bed and yelled something about Shinji and a few German insults which I don't know how to write in German. This irate yelling continued for a time after Shinji slammed the door shut. After a few minutes however this stopped and a deadly silence filled the apartment. Shinji, with only the thought of how mad Asuka must be ran to hide in his room. Too obvious he thought, and then he hid in the kitchen cupboard.
Minutes past in silence.
The cupboard door flew open and a fully clothed Asuka, armed with all the kitchen knives they had stood in the doorway looking very menacing. However at this point Asuka remembered why she had fallen unconscious. The two stared at each other, some music played softly in the background, Pen Pen walked past, grabbed a beer and returned to his fridge.
"Maybe it wasn't your fault, idiot" Asuka spoke uneasily as she edged away, returned the knives to their spots and left for he room. She then began talking out loud to no one, visible anyway, about how she really wasn't going to fillet Shinji and how it was only a joke. Suddenly realizing that she was speaking to a god she didn't really believe in she blushed and left the room, at breakfast in silence and then left for School a fair way behind Shinji.
Shinji, on his way to school was thinking that perhaps today wasn't going to be as bad as he expected it to be, it would also be more interesting. He had brought the book.
Later, just before the start of School
"Come on Shinji, tell us what you did! The devil girl would just stop treating you badly for no reason. Did you perhaps 'conquer' her?" Toji made an obscene hand gesture.
(Note: Toji has now got some prosthetic legs and can walk and run fine)
"What?!? It's nothing like that!"
"Oh yea Shinji, we believe you" intoned Kensuke and Toji together.
"No really! I played a trick on her, she thinks some kind of higher power is watching over me! I bet she wouldn't even touch me if I commented on how bad her hair looks!"
It just so happened that Asuka was very touchy about her hair, why don't you know about this? Well, most people who insult her fashion sense leave town soon after and her hair? Well they are never seen again, so who could have told you?
"A bet? Your on Shinji, if she clobbers you well then, you have to pay me money, if she doesn't then I guess I'll give you some. If you don't even insult her then you'll have to pay me anyway" said Kensuke.
"I didn't mean it like that Kensuke." Shinji said flatly.
"Stand, Bow, Sit" called the class rep.
Boring second impact lecturing followed. Shinji out of desperation got out his new book to read, he had made a paper dustcover for it just in case this happened so that no-one would see it. He had just begun to read about the next spell in the book, for creating illusions, when a message appeared on his computer. RotFurher: Whatcha reading Shinji? Shinji typed a reply. BrickInTheWall: A book The 'conversation continued' ApocalypseTank: Wow, Shinji talks back to Asuka, the times they are a changing. RotFurher: Shut up Kensuke ApocalypseTank: So what are you reading Shinji? BrickInTheWall has left chat room. Shinji put away the book and fell asleep at his desk.
Lunchtime.
Shinji had left for lunch quickly and had vanished before Toji and Kensuke could chase after him. He was on the far side of the School grounds with his book; he was making small illusionary things. First he was creating small stationary things like boxes, stationary and kitchen implements, as he wasn't feeling very imaginative. Then, as he got better at the spell he made moving things like mice, miniature evas and chibi Asukas getting killed in amusing ways. He was really getting into it and making all the things that came to mind when he read the spell again and nothing happened. He tried again, a few blue sparks but otherwise nothing. The other illusions also vanished, he thought about the situation for a while, wondering what had happened and realized he must have run out of magic for the day. Oh well, I'll try again tomorrow he thought and walked off with his book.
Nearby, from a group of bushes a red eyed figure had observed everything. This is odd she thought, perhaps the commander should be informed.
The rest of lunch passed uneventfully and after a while both Kensuke and Auska stopped asking about what he was reading, they both considered it odd that he hadn't broken down and told them. Asuka had decided that it must be some kind of dirty magazine and Kensuke, secret NERV information files. Oh well, though Shinji, let them dream. I wonder why Asuka always thinks that what I'm thinking about is always perverted. I think that maybe the reason she thinks I think like that is because that's how she thinks. Not liking where this train of thought would lead, Shinji quickly tried abandoned it. It was too late however and his encounter with Asuka in the morning fuelled his imagination into dreaming up all kinds of naughty images.
Believing that he had just proved Asuka right he slipped back into depression mode and about the horrible person he thinks he is.
Asuka was deep in thought. Shinji had refused to answer a question from her, this was distinctly odd, and the only reason he would do that would be if he knew had no chance of getting hurt. And the only way he would know about that.
She jumped up from the couch and went into Shinji's room, sure enough she found the paper and pens Shinji had been using the night before, now she knew it had been Shinji himself who wrote the message. She had him now, and he was going to pay.
End chapter three
Chapter 3: Out of the frying pan.
Authors Note: Someone asked me how Kaji was eliminated if he was a wizard. Well, I won't tell you just yet but you must remember, if Kaji was a wizard then there would be many others. Plus, NERV probably wasn't the only one after him. Anyways.
Misato had left early for some NERV meeting according to the note on the table so Shinji began to cook breakfast for himself and Asuka. He briefly wondered if his note would have any effect unfortunately it seems that when Shinji does things right, which is hardly ever and usually to do with evas, he overdoes it. Oh well, that's his problem.
Asuka awoke feeling rather dazed, she remembered the last night events and sat bolt upright, then realized that, in her dream, which she then decided it must have been since she had fallen on the floor and she was now on the couch. It was not until she returned to her room and was beginning to change into her school uniform that she noticed a bit of paper in her pocket, she read it, and read it again. Half dressed, she fainted, again. She seems to be prone to that.
Asuka did not awake until Shinji called her for the fifth time that breakfast was ready and opened her door to check on her. He immediately regretted this. Although he got a glimpse of an unconscious and topless Asuka, and thus got quite a bad nosebleed, the now awakening demon girl saw him looking.
Shinji sweatdropped at precisely the same time as Asuka.
Oh oh, thought Shinji, I'm dead.
Asuka immediately covered he upper body with a blanket from her bed and yelled something about Shinji and a few German insults which I don't know how to write in German. This irate yelling continued for a time after Shinji slammed the door shut. After a few minutes however this stopped and a deadly silence filled the apartment. Shinji, with only the thought of how mad Asuka must be ran to hide in his room. Too obvious he thought, and then he hid in the kitchen cupboard.
Minutes past in silence.
The cupboard door flew open and a fully clothed Asuka, armed with all the kitchen knives they had stood in the doorway looking very menacing. However at this point Asuka remembered why she had fallen unconscious. The two stared at each other, some music played softly in the background, Pen Pen walked past, grabbed a beer and returned to his fridge.
"Maybe it wasn't your fault, idiot" Asuka spoke uneasily as she edged away, returned the knives to their spots and left for he room. She then began talking out loud to no one, visible anyway, about how she really wasn't going to fillet Shinji and how it was only a joke. Suddenly realizing that she was speaking to a god she didn't really believe in she blushed and left the room, at breakfast in silence and then left for School a fair way behind Shinji.
Shinji, on his way to school was thinking that perhaps today wasn't going to be as bad as he expected it to be, it would also be more interesting. He had brought the book.
Later, just before the start of School
"Come on Shinji, tell us what you did! The devil girl would just stop treating you badly for no reason. Did you perhaps 'conquer' her?" Toji made an obscene hand gesture.
(Note: Toji has now got some prosthetic legs and can walk and run fine)
"What?!? It's nothing like that!"
"Oh yea Shinji, we believe you" intoned Kensuke and Toji together.
"No really! I played a trick on her, she thinks some kind of higher power is watching over me! I bet she wouldn't even touch me if I commented on how bad her hair looks!"
It just so happened that Asuka was very touchy about her hair, why don't you know about this? Well, most people who insult her fashion sense leave town soon after and her hair? Well they are never seen again, so who could have told you?
"A bet? Your on Shinji, if she clobbers you well then, you have to pay me money, if she doesn't then I guess I'll give you some. If you don't even insult her then you'll have to pay me anyway" said Kensuke.
"I didn't mean it like that Kensuke." Shinji said flatly.
"Stand, Bow, Sit" called the class rep.
Boring second impact lecturing followed. Shinji out of desperation got out his new book to read, he had made a paper dustcover for it just in case this happened so that no-one would see it. He had just begun to read about the next spell in the book, for creating illusions, when a message appeared on his computer. RotFurher: Whatcha reading Shinji? Shinji typed a reply. BrickInTheWall: A book The 'conversation continued' ApocalypseTank: Wow, Shinji talks back to Asuka, the times they are a changing. RotFurher: Shut up Kensuke ApocalypseTank: So what are you reading Shinji? BrickInTheWall has left chat room. Shinji put away the book and fell asleep at his desk.
Lunchtime.
Shinji had left for lunch quickly and had vanished before Toji and Kensuke could chase after him. He was on the far side of the School grounds with his book; he was making small illusionary things. First he was creating small stationary things like boxes, stationary and kitchen implements, as he wasn't feeling very imaginative. Then, as he got better at the spell he made moving things like mice, miniature evas and chibi Asukas getting killed in amusing ways. He was really getting into it and making all the things that came to mind when he read the spell again and nothing happened. He tried again, a few blue sparks but otherwise nothing. The other illusions also vanished, he thought about the situation for a while, wondering what had happened and realized he must have run out of magic for the day. Oh well, I'll try again tomorrow he thought and walked off with his book.
Nearby, from a group of bushes a red eyed figure had observed everything. This is odd she thought, perhaps the commander should be informed.
The rest of lunch passed uneventfully and after a while both Kensuke and Auska stopped asking about what he was reading, they both considered it odd that he hadn't broken down and told them. Asuka had decided that it must be some kind of dirty magazine and Kensuke, secret NERV information files. Oh well, though Shinji, let them dream. I wonder why Asuka always thinks that what I'm thinking about is always perverted. I think that maybe the reason she thinks I think like that is because that's how she thinks. Not liking where this train of thought would lead, Shinji quickly tried abandoned it. It was too late however and his encounter with Asuka in the morning fuelled his imagination into dreaming up all kinds of naughty images.
Believing that he had just proved Asuka right he slipped back into depression mode and about the horrible person he thinks he is.
Asuka was deep in thought. Shinji had refused to answer a question from her, this was distinctly odd, and the only reason he would do that would be if he knew had no chance of getting hurt. And the only way he would know about that.
She jumped up from the couch and went into Shinji's room, sure enough she found the paper and pens Shinji had been using the night before, now she knew it had been Shinji himself who wrote the message. She had him now, and he was going to pay.
End chapter three