Well howdy doodi FRIENDS! I am Squeedge Caiman! Any hoo, this fic is about well DUH! Death to SpongeBob! Sadly, I used to like it. *gasp* U_U But it made Zim go away, it must die. RAGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD but erm_ this also includes a BONUS! Whatever_.

*Me and Yutaji get married!

*We kill ALL of the spongedooky character

*other pure shit ideas like that!

So uh enjoy_I guess_.yeah_. Oh and:

Important! Please read dis!

I DO NOT own SpongeShit. I don't want to either. Infact, I very glad I don't.

I DO NOT own Drakan The Ancients Gates. Though Yutaji is MY husband, not yours. And further more_

I DO NOT own the holy and sacred show we all love, which is of course, Invader Zim. Jhonen Vasquez does. He is god. All hail Jhonen. So now let us begin the hopefully funny fan fiction that is:

DEATH TO SPONGEBOB.

Death to SpongeBob

Chapter: 1

~In which Squeedge and Zorc

Kidnap Dib_and other

Stuff happens_

Squeedge sat in the corner with her scythe.

Squeedge- HEY!

Erm_SICKLE_talking to herself as she always did on Mondays.

Squeedge- I have the desperate need to watch Zim. *smiles wickedly*

Squeedge walked into her little Doom Pit_thingy ma bookie_. It was were the TV was any how.

Squeedge- Weeeelllll_.Let's see what's on TV!

TV- Who lives in a pineapple under the sea!?!

Squeedge- WHAT!?! NOOO! SpongeShit! Aurgh! Raughar! MOO MOO! CRACKERS CRACKERS!!! *throws TV out window* I hate SpongeBob!!!! AHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Yutaji- What is wrong my sweet?

Squeedge- SpongeShit is on! FOR THE TWENTIETH TIME TODAY! _!!!

Yutaji- ah, calm down my sweet! You'll wrinkle your beautiful flesh!

Squeedge- Sorry honey!

Yutaji- Why don't we dine my pretty one?

Squeedge- Okee dokee.

Now to dinner! Oh, and Zorc came over_.

Zorc- So uh, we should *shew chew munch* kill Sponge Beast *gulp* and uh_ I dunno_ mount his dried up head in then Doom Pit.

Squeedge- INGEINIOUS! YES! WE SHALL! RAGHAHAHA!!!

Yutaji- More spleen more dearest?

Squeedge- Hmm? Oh sure. Wait, NO! WE DO THINGS HAVE!!!

Zorc- EXACTLY! Oooie! Can we kidnap Dib?

Squeedge- OFCORSE!!! Now_ Off to Dib's house!

Zorc- YEAH! DIB ROOOCKS!!!!

Yutaji- Careful my sweet! Do not stain your flesh with blood!

Squeedge- Okay! Bye honey!

Okaaaay_ That was_odd_ But any way, Squeedge and Zorc headed off to Dib's house in the DOOM MOBILE! Spooky huh?

Zorc- This calls for the fun song! Zorc version!

Zorc & Squeedge- "F" is for fuckers who stink up the whole sea! "U" is for urine color sponges! "N" is for no surviving fags* when we kill SpongeShit!

*I don't have a problem with gay people.

Squeedge stopped the Doom Mobile. Then pulled up her trusty sickle and walked up to Dibs door. They knocked.

Prof. Membrane- *opens door* Hello? Who are you? And why do you have a scythe?

Squeedge- Rrrrg! SICKLE!

Prof. Membrane- No, that's a scythe.

Squeedge- *eye twitches* SICKLE.

Prof. Membrane- No_. I believe that's a sc-

Squeedge- SICKLE DAMNIT! SICKLE SICKLE SICKLE!

Zorc- Erm_Squeedge_.

Squeedge- Aieeeieieieieieeieiei! DIEEE!

Squeedge jabs her uh, SICKLE into the Profs. Stomach, knocking him out. Zorc runs up Dibs room.

Zorc- Dib ROOOOOOCKS!!!!!!!

Dib- Hey! Who are you!?!

Zorc- I looooooooove you Dib!!!!! *drags Dib outside*

Dib- Gaz! Dad! Help me!

Gaz- Whiner!

Dib- Noo!

Squeedge- Let's go! Whooooo!

Zorc threw Dib in the back seat of the Doom Mobile.

Dib- Who are you!?! Lemme go! Ahh! *tries to open the doors, but they are locked*

Squeedge- Keep it down mortal!

Dib- Ahh! Aliens!

Zorc- Nooooo_. We're just immortal! ^_^

Squeedge- Howdi doodi FRIEND.

Dib- You're insane!

Zorc crawled into the back seat with Dib. :o

Zorc- OH I LOVE YOU DIB!

Dib- AHHHH! MANIAC! MANIAC! GET AWAY! *hits Zorc in face*

Zorc pouts. (holy flaming crap burgers, Zorc likes dib A LOT)

Squeedge- Yippie! We're at Zim's house!

Dib- Zim? Oh noo!

Squeedge- Okay, I'll go get Zim. AND YOU TWO! No touchy feely! Grrr!

Squeedge walks up to Zims base, and rings the door bell.

Gir- *opens door* Wheeeooo! Hi there! *waves*

Squeedge- YO! Is Zim around?

Gir- I like you.

Squeedge- Aww! You're so cute!

Gir- I am!

Squeedge- Now, go get Zim.

Gir- OKEEEEEEE DOKEEEEE!!! *smiles adorable*

***

Zim- Helllooooo?

Squeedge- YO!!!

Zim- Ahhhh! What you want human!?!

Squeedge-*gets down on knees* Oh almighty all-knowing Zim! May I ask of a small favor?

Zim- Eh, ask away. *He's all happy cause he's being acknowledged as the superior being*

Squeedge- Will you assist us in destroying the horribley corny and really retarted SpongeBob?

Zim- I hate that evil death sponge_ THEREFORE, I will assist you, human.

Squeedge- THANK YOU SURPREME BEING! TAHNK YOU!

Squeedge said siad some more suckity uppity stuff to Zim so he wont be as pissed when he finds out Dib's along for the ride.

***

Well, aside from Zims raging anger about Dib, and Squeedge talking about disturbing things her and Yutaji did, the ride went well. Dib and Zorc were talking quietly a lot, but no body could hear.

Squeedge- Well slap my ass and call me Debbie! I believe that's Nick HQ up ahead! Okay everyone, here's the plan! We's gonna_ and STUFF_ and_and_ yeah___..

Dib- You're insane!

Zorc- Why don't you return my love!?! WHYYY!?!?!?!?!?!

Dib- Wait_.okay_I_..

Zim- SILENCE

Squeedge- Ermmmm_I am so confused_moo. DIB! You are smart, so think of a plan!

Zim- What? No! I refuse to-

Squeedge- OH WELL! If you want to do any destroying, you'll have to listen to Dib.

Zim- I wanna do some destroying!

Squeedge- Okay then!

Dib- I_ I _ I LOVE YOU ZORC!

Zorc- Really?!? *O.O*

Dib- No_I mean_DOE!

Squeedge- Shut the fugnuzit up and tell us a plan!

Dib- Well, it'll take atleast a week for me to develop a plan_ So I guess you're just gonna have to wait.

Squeedge- CRACKERS! CRACKERS! I forgot!

Zorc- What?

Zim- We don't get to do any destroying?

Zorc- Whad ya forget?

Squeedge- Yutaji told me to be home by ten! FOOK!

Dib- It's ten `o to.-___-

Squeedge- THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME! HURAGH! ROOAGHA! MOOO! *speeds off in Doom Mobile*

**In da car**

Dib scoots over to Zorc, who is crying.

Dib- Sorry, I guess.

Zorc- *bites lip* DIB DOESN'T LIKE ZORC!!!!! WAAA!

Dib- No, I like you_just well_ You're okay for an overly obsessed maniac who's about three years older. *scoots closer to Zorc*

Oh my! :o

Dib- I dunno___*stare at each other for a LONG time, and scoot even closer to one another*

Ermmmmmm_ Well_ Just guess what they're doing :o Oh My!!!

Squeedge- *looking in to back seats* what the- EWW! EWW! SICK! STOP IT! STOP! NO KISSY KISSY MUSH!

Zim- Ewwwww! I hate affection!

Zorc- *blushing* meep_

Dib- That was_odd.. O.O

Zorc- OH I LOVE YOU DIB!!!!!!

The Doom Mobile pulled up at the Doom Pit.

Yutaji- There you are my sweet! I was worried about your flesh!

Squeedge- Oh YOU!!! :3 *hugs Yutaji*

Yutaji- Come in! Come in! I have prepared a feast!

Dib- DEAR GOD! What is that_ that THING!

Squeedge- What? Huh?

Dib- That_ That THUIG_ that you're hugging!

Squeedge- Huh?

Dib- It's HIDIOUS! AHH!

Zorc- Uh, Dib_ I wouldn't-

Dib- It has no.. eyes_.or any skin!

Squeedge- Wait a minute_ HE'S MY FIANCE YOU JERK!

Dib- WHAT?

Squeedge- Take it back you *beeep* mother *beep* a *beep* dragons bane suckin' *beeeeep* MOO HORSE!

Squeedge takes out her sickle and chases Dib around the yard.

**TWO DAYS LATER**

Squeedge has no problem with Dib any more. Squeedges wedding is in two days, and Dib STILL has yet to come up with a plan. Zim got a little annoyed and left for a while. But Squeedge and Zim were getting' along just fine.

WELL thus concludes chapter one of DEATH TO SPONGEBOB, which will come eventually. Please excuse my spelling and grammar. I never said I was very good at it or anything. Well, hope you liked this thing so far. And I will also try to make this more of

An Invader Zim fan fiction. SO REVIEW! Please? SEE YA!!! ^.^