Howdy doody FREIND. I am Squeedge Cainam, here to present this fanfiction which is DEATH TO SPONGEBOB chapter 2. ^_^ Sorry I have taken SO long to up date this thing. Oh and by the way, I'm appologize to the Spongebob fans if you hate this. But I dislike SpongeShit- er BOB (Hee) and that's my opinion. Nothing else, SO DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT IT. It's MY fanfic, not yours so....YEAH. Oh, and please excuse any mis spellings. For I am too lazy to fix them.
In this chapter, I lean a little more away from Zim and more towards Drakan and us. Oh well! WHEEE! *does victory jig*
Chapter:2
~In which Squeedge
gets married, and we plan
STUFF! And other
Crazy shit happens like that.~
Squeedge tried on her wedding dress. It was long and black and looked some what like a robe rather than a dress. It's an hour until her wedding.
Squeedge: How does it look?
Zorc: It looks nice.
Dib: You look like the grim reapress.
Squeedge: YAY! *grabs sickle* I am SO happy. ^-^
Zim: This is stupid!
Squeedge: Well, I'll see you guys at the wedding...thing....ceremony blargamabookie. o___o
Zorc: OKEE DOKEE!!!*grabs Dib and walks off, Zim follows*
Okay reader people, I know NOTHING about weddings, and I don't live in the real world so don't expect me to know much about weddings.
****at the wedding****
Zorc: (who is da minister) Welcome! Welcome every body! Erm... blah blah blah, happy day, whee. Any hooo, we are gathered here for the marrage of Squeedge Cainam and Yutaji uhh..... Flesh Mage....
X: (one of me other best freinds) Whooo!
Cloak: (another best freind 'o mine) AND THEY CALLED HIM, SANDY CLAWS!!!*hugs Jack doll*
Gretchen: (and another best freind) I LIKE BISCUTS!!!
Thorn: (Uhhh...you know..) I'm trying to READ here! :(
Zorc: Any way, now all be- what the hell, let's get this marrage started!
Squeedge walks down isle with funeral music playing.
Zorc: Do you, Squeedge, take this uh, man... T_o To be your husband?
Squeedge: I dooooo!
Zorc: And do you, Yutaji, take this insane person lady to be your wife?
Yutaji: Yes.
Zorc: Okeee! You may now kiss the bride!
Well, you know what happens now......................
****10 mins later****
Zim: Ewww! Eww! DISCUSTING.... AFFFFECTION!!! I hate it!
Zorc: OKAY, you can STOP kissing NOW.
Squeedge: Sorry, just got a little carried away!
Yutaji: I haven't done that in eaons!
Zorc: I can't imagine why............ T.T
Squeedge: Wheeeee! now for a crap load of food! neat!
*at the Doom Pit dinning table*
Every body is eating, exept for Yutaji who is well, DEAD, so he can't eat, and Zim who well, ya know. And most every one dislikes the blood flavored frosting and blood filling on Squeedge cake, so they just nibble at strawberries and other fairly edible things.
Squeedge: Hey, check out the new big screen TV Yutaji bought mee!*turns on TV*
TV: WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA!?!?!?!
Squeedge: WHAT!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!!!*slices TV in half with sickle* YEEEAAARG! I HATE, HATE, HATE SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries* My wedding! it ruind my wedding! Waaaaa!
Dib: so much for that new TV.....
Zorc: Arugh....that EVIL… sponge....................... CURSE YOU SPONGE BOB, CURSE YOOOOOOOOU!!!!
Yutaji: There there my sweet, do not stain your beautiful flesh with tears.
Squeedge: That Sponge has ruined my smiley time AGAIN!
Dib: He must be stopped *clenches fist*
Squeedge: Thanks.... Let's watch movies now....
***Later that SPOOKY night***
After a few hours of Dragon Heart, The Ring, Edward Scissorhands, all the anime shows ever invented, and the Nightmare Before Christmas, Squeedge felt better. Dib walks into the den with a few papers.
Dib: I've got it!!!! I have a plan!
All gathered around Dib.
Dib: Okay, here it is. First, we go to Nick HQ and get ALL the info we need. THEN, we kidnap Stephen Hillinburg, who created SpongeBob, and put him in the trunk of the DoomMobile. Then-
Zim: That'll NEVER work!!! They'll notice the sponge human is missing and report us to those stinking, earth authorities.
Dib: Well, BEFORE we do that, we need a person to... "distract" guards and Herb Scannel.
Squeedge: Ooooie, I'll do it! I'll kill 'em!
Dib: No, we need you. Some one ELSE....
X: I GOT IT!!!
Squeedge: What?
X: We should get a professional homicidal maniac to do the job! (she's a NNY fanatic)
Squeedge: LIKE MEEE!!!! XD
X: No, I'll contact him.....*walks into doomy phone booth*
Dib: Any how, then we drive off to where ever spongebob lives. And Zim-
Zim: yesssssssssssssss....................
Dib: You destroy Nick HQ AFTER we leave.
Zim: bwahahahahahahahaha....mwuahahahahahahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!
hah HAH HAH hee hah eh, ahem.
Squeedge: YEAW!
Dib: After that, We'll capture spongebob and his... uh, minions, and destroy them ALL.
Squeedge: YES! MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Zorc: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! whooo!
Squeedge: TO THE DOOM MOBILE!!!!
X: WAIT! Have I introduced you all to NNY?
NNY: Uh....hello, I'm Johnny... but you can call me NNY for short.
NOTE TO READERS: I'm tired. My skull hurts. My squeedily spooch is sore too. So don't complain if Johnny's acting out of character. It's my fan fic so, leave me alone. And for those poor souls who HAVE NOT heard of Jhonens comics, Johnny is the main character in well duh, JTHM (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac) So yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...........................
Squeedge: *shakes NNY's hand* Pleasure to meet you Mr.C! I am Squeedge Cainam! *bows*
Zorc: YO! I am Zorc!
Squeedge: NOW, TO THE DOOM MOBILE!!!
*****In da car****
Zim drives above the Doom Mobile in his Voot Runner.
Dib: Squeedge, arn't you driving a little fast?
Squeedge: Nonsense. You DO want to get to Nick HQ within the night, don't you?
Dib: Yeah, but- WATCH OUT FOR THAT MOOSE!!!!! :o
Squeedge: Huh?
Zorc, X, NNY and Dib: MOOOOOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!
BLAM! MOOO! SPLAT! BANG! AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!SMASH! (You like the sound affests somthin good, no?)
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Squeedge: Where are we? *grabs head and groans*
Yutaji: My darling, is your flesh alright?
Zorc: SQUEEDGE! YOU GOT US LOST YOU IDIOT!!! :O
X: YOU KILLED A MOOSE YOU JERK! And then you swerved all over the place for ever! WE ARE LOST IN A FOREST!
Squeedge: *gets out of car* How far did I drive off the road? *looks around and see's that they're in a forest in the almost pitch black*
X: You drove off pretty far, but we can't be that far from the road.
NNY: Hmmm… acually, we could be a few miles away, and then again we could be a few yards away from the road. It more depends on the direction we take.
Squeedge: We'll just split up then!
Dib: What if one of us gets MORE lost and can't find our way? What if we run into Johnny or Squeedge when they have a killing urdge!?
NNY: What was that?
Dib: Uh, I said SQUEEDGE. Not Johnny…. O_O
Zorc: What ever! We just need to pick a direction and go that way.
Squeedge: Erm, problem…..
Zorc: What is it now?
Squeedge: The Doom Mobile won't start. We have to walk to Nick HQ.
Zorc: You really suck Squeedge.
X: The poor moose!
Squeedge: *licks moose guts off of Doom Mobile* Hey, not as good as manflesh, but still pretty good!
X: Your sick….
And THAT skin flake eating hopping weasils was chapter 2 of DEATH TO SPONGEBOB!!!! ^__________^ Whee! I hoped you liked it. Sorry if it was short.... Oh well! Any hooo, *says in spooky deep echo voice* Will our heros, eh, villians make it out of the forest thing alive? Blah blah blah? What will happen? Stay tuned for the next chapter of...DEATH TO SPONGEBOB (which will come eventually) CHAPTER THREE!!!!!!!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
In this chapter, I lean a little more away from Zim and more towards Drakan and us. Oh well! WHEEE! *does victory jig*
Chapter:2
~In which Squeedge
gets married, and we plan
STUFF! And other
Crazy shit happens like that.~
Squeedge tried on her wedding dress. It was long and black and looked some what like a robe rather than a dress. It's an hour until her wedding.
Squeedge: How does it look?
Zorc: It looks nice.
Dib: You look like the grim reapress.
Squeedge: YAY! *grabs sickle* I am SO happy. ^-^
Zim: This is stupid!
Squeedge: Well, I'll see you guys at the wedding...thing....ceremony blargamabookie. o___o
Zorc: OKEE DOKEE!!!*grabs Dib and walks off, Zim follows*
Okay reader people, I know NOTHING about weddings, and I don't live in the real world so don't expect me to know much about weddings.
****at the wedding****
Zorc: (who is da minister) Welcome! Welcome every body! Erm... blah blah blah, happy day, whee. Any hooo, we are gathered here for the marrage of Squeedge Cainam and Yutaji uhh..... Flesh Mage....
X: (one of me other best freinds) Whooo!
Cloak: (another best freind 'o mine) AND THEY CALLED HIM, SANDY CLAWS!!!*hugs Jack doll*
Gretchen: (and another best freind) I LIKE BISCUTS!!!
Thorn: (Uhhh...you know..) I'm trying to READ here! :(
Zorc: Any way, now all be- what the hell, let's get this marrage started!
Squeedge walks down isle with funeral music playing.
Zorc: Do you, Squeedge, take this uh, man... T_o To be your husband?
Squeedge: I dooooo!
Zorc: And do you, Yutaji, take this insane person lady to be your wife?
Yutaji: Yes.
Zorc: Okeee! You may now kiss the bride!
Well, you know what happens now......................
****10 mins later****
Zim: Ewww! Eww! DISCUSTING.... AFFFFECTION!!! I hate it!
Zorc: OKAY, you can STOP kissing NOW.
Squeedge: Sorry, just got a little carried away!
Yutaji: I haven't done that in eaons!
Zorc: I can't imagine why............ T.T
Squeedge: Wheeeee! now for a crap load of food! neat!
*at the Doom Pit dinning table*
Every body is eating, exept for Yutaji who is well, DEAD, so he can't eat, and Zim who well, ya know. And most every one dislikes the blood flavored frosting and blood filling on Squeedge cake, so they just nibble at strawberries and other fairly edible things.
Squeedge: Hey, check out the new big screen TV Yutaji bought mee!*turns on TV*
TV: WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA!?!?!?!
Squeedge: WHAT!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!!!*slices TV in half with sickle* YEEEAAARG! I HATE, HATE, HATE SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries* My wedding! it ruind my wedding! Waaaaa!
Dib: so much for that new TV.....
Zorc: Arugh....that EVIL… sponge....................... CURSE YOU SPONGE BOB, CURSE YOOOOOOOOU!!!!
Yutaji: There there my sweet, do not stain your beautiful flesh with tears.
Squeedge: That Sponge has ruined my smiley time AGAIN!
Dib: He must be stopped *clenches fist*
Squeedge: Thanks.... Let's watch movies now....
***Later that SPOOKY night***
After a few hours of Dragon Heart, The Ring, Edward Scissorhands, all the anime shows ever invented, and the Nightmare Before Christmas, Squeedge felt better. Dib walks into the den with a few papers.
Dib: I've got it!!!! I have a plan!
All gathered around Dib.
Dib: Okay, here it is. First, we go to Nick HQ and get ALL the info we need. THEN, we kidnap Stephen Hillinburg, who created SpongeBob, and put him in the trunk of the DoomMobile. Then-
Zim: That'll NEVER work!!! They'll notice the sponge human is missing and report us to those stinking, earth authorities.
Dib: Well, BEFORE we do that, we need a person to... "distract" guards and Herb Scannel.
Squeedge: Ooooie, I'll do it! I'll kill 'em!
Dib: No, we need you. Some one ELSE....
X: I GOT IT!!!
Squeedge: What?
X: We should get a professional homicidal maniac to do the job! (she's a NNY fanatic)
Squeedge: LIKE MEEE!!!! XD
X: No, I'll contact him.....*walks into doomy phone booth*
Dib: Any how, then we drive off to where ever spongebob lives. And Zim-
Zim: yesssssssssssssss....................
Dib: You destroy Nick HQ AFTER we leave.
Zim: bwahahahahahahahaha....mwuahahahahahahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!
hah HAH HAH hee hah eh, ahem.
Squeedge: YEAW!
Dib: After that, We'll capture spongebob and his... uh, minions, and destroy them ALL.
Squeedge: YES! MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Zorc: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! whooo!
Squeedge: TO THE DOOM MOBILE!!!!
X: WAIT! Have I introduced you all to NNY?
NNY: Uh....hello, I'm Johnny... but you can call me NNY for short.
NOTE TO READERS: I'm tired. My skull hurts. My squeedily spooch is sore too. So don't complain if Johnny's acting out of character. It's my fan fic so, leave me alone. And for those poor souls who HAVE NOT heard of Jhonens comics, Johnny is the main character in well duh, JTHM (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac) So yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...........................
Squeedge: *shakes NNY's hand* Pleasure to meet you Mr.C! I am Squeedge Cainam! *bows*
Zorc: YO! I am Zorc!
Squeedge: NOW, TO THE DOOM MOBILE!!!
*****In da car****
Zim drives above the Doom Mobile in his Voot Runner.
Dib: Squeedge, arn't you driving a little fast?
Squeedge: Nonsense. You DO want to get to Nick HQ within the night, don't you?
Dib: Yeah, but- WATCH OUT FOR THAT MOOSE!!!!! :o
Squeedge: Huh?
Zorc, X, NNY and Dib: MOOOOOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!
BLAM! MOOO! SPLAT! BANG! AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!SMASH! (You like the sound affests somthin good, no?)
*****************************************************************
Squeedge: Where are we? *grabs head and groans*
Yutaji: My darling, is your flesh alright?
Zorc: SQUEEDGE! YOU GOT US LOST YOU IDIOT!!! :O
X: YOU KILLED A MOOSE YOU JERK! And then you swerved all over the place for ever! WE ARE LOST IN A FOREST!
Squeedge: *gets out of car* How far did I drive off the road? *looks around and see's that they're in a forest in the almost pitch black*
X: You drove off pretty far, but we can't be that far from the road.
NNY: Hmmm… acually, we could be a few miles away, and then again we could be a few yards away from the road. It more depends on the direction we take.
Squeedge: We'll just split up then!
Dib: What if one of us gets MORE lost and can't find our way? What if we run into Johnny or Squeedge when they have a killing urdge!?
NNY: What was that?
Dib: Uh, I said SQUEEDGE. Not Johnny…. O_O
Zorc: What ever! We just need to pick a direction and go that way.
Squeedge: Erm, problem…..
Zorc: What is it now?
Squeedge: The Doom Mobile won't start. We have to walk to Nick HQ.
Zorc: You really suck Squeedge.
X: The poor moose!
Squeedge: *licks moose guts off of Doom Mobile* Hey, not as good as manflesh, but still pretty good!
X: Your sick….
And THAT skin flake eating hopping weasils was chapter 2 of DEATH TO SPONGEBOB!!!! ^__________^ Whee! I hoped you liked it. Sorry if it was short.... Oh well! Any hooo, *says in spooky deep echo voice* Will our heros, eh, villians make it out of the forest thing alive? Blah blah blah? What will happen? Stay tuned for the next chapter of...DEATH TO SPONGEBOB (which will come eventually) CHAPTER THREE!!!!!!!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!