Howdi doodi kids! I am SQUEEDGE! Though you probably know that by now, and this is chapter 3 of DEATH TO SPONGEBOB!!!! Bwahahahahahaha! Well, I can't be sure how many chapters there will be but, I'm gussing six. Here's an over veiw of what has and will happen: (may change)

Chapter one: We meet the beloved characters Squeedge and Zorc. They then vow to get revenge on the evil sponge and destroy Nick HQ. They kidnap Dib, and Zorc and Dib get along after a while. Zim joins the crew. We travel to Nick HQ and discover that WE NEED A PLAN! So then they all go back to the Doom Pit to plan. Squeedge is planning her wedding with Yutaji, The Flesh Mage from Drakan the Ancients Gates.

Chapter two: Squeedge gets married with Yutaji. Spongebob "ruins" her wedding though, so she gets really pissed and hates SpongeShit DookyPants even more. Dib tells of the plan to doom Nickelodeon Head Quarters and they organize. NNY joins the crew. As well as X, Squeedges other best friend besides Zorc. But Squeedge runs over a moose and gets the party stranded and lost in a forest.

Chapter three (this one! ^.^): The gang runs into varius creatures in the forest, including Winnie the Pooh, who accourding to Zorc has "valluble information" and is taken hostage. With the useage of Pooh, they escape the forest and reach Nick HQ. But realize then that ZIM IS GONE. Zim on the other hand went looking for them and ended up in a corn field. The gang waits for Zim and plays lots of Bingo…

Chapter four: Yes, the time has come to REIGN DOOM ON NICKELODEON! Bwahahahaha! So basically, the entire chapter is about the pshyco killing spree and blowing up of Nick HQ. Squeedge, Zorc, Dib, X, and Yutaji leave early. With the creator of Spongebob held captive in the trunk of the Doom Mobile, (Zim repars it) they set off to Bikini Bottom. And get very strange directions from Happy Noodle Boy…

Chapter five: In this chapter, they crew desperatly searches for Bikini Botom. But accourding to Happy Noodle Boy's directions, they have to pass happy trees and a giant Spork to get there. Basically, they're lost. They run into The Little Siren (Mermaid, heh) and get better directions. Eventually, they find there destination: Bikini Bottom.

Chapter six: DEATH TO SPONGEBOB. Yup. That explains it. ^.^ OOOHHHH...... some tin else happins toooooo.............. ZORC MARRIES DIB!!!! ___ WHEEE! mwaharhahahaha! meep.

And NOW! For chapter THREE of: DEATH TO SPONGEBOB!!!!

Chapter: 3

~In which we are lost in a

forest, and…I am sleeeeepy…

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ……~

Squeedge: I wonder how long we've been walking…

Zorc: Who knows. Or cares. It's all your fault Squeedge!

Squeedge: Awwww, dabu. ;___;

Yutaji: My dearest, wont we stop this foolishness? We have been walking for hours.

Squeedge: I'M SORRY OKAY!

Yutaji: Come and embrace your loving husband.

Squeedge: Okeeee ^.^ (Happy now!) *hugs Yutaji*

Zorc: Dib, do you know where we are?

Dib: Not a clue. Oh great… It's morning

They all look to see that the sky has turned a pale blue.

X: poor moosey….

NNY: Hey, isn't that Bambi over there?

Squeedge: Oh, hello Mr. Deer!

Bambi: …

Zorc: Do you know where we are?

Bambi: …

Dib: Uh, guys… I don't think he can-

NNY: What the hell is your problem Bambi!?!

Bambi: …

NNY: Speak god damnit!

Bambi: …

NNY: All I wanted was some simple directions!

Bambi: …

NNY: I don't like your tone of voice!

Bambi:…

NNY: Don't back sass me!

Bambi: …

NNY: What was that!?!

Bambi:…

NNY: You're just like the rest of them aren't you!

Bambi: …

NNY: I dispise people like you. Always spouting garbadge. I mean, look at you! All cute, and happy. I always get the same shit every where I go! Damn you!!!*stabs bambi..a lot* Ohh… uhh……….

X: What is with people killing forest creatures today!?

Squeedge: I don't know… Hey, does any body else hear water?

Zorc: oh, yeah. Sounds like a creek…

Squeedge: Hmm… I am thirsty let's check it out.

They all walked down until they saw a small creek. Near it was a cave.

Voice: Gollum! Gollum! Nothing my precious.

Squeedge: What the hell was that?

X: No clue.

They all walked down to the creek. There was a strange little creature all hunched over on a rock.

Squeedge: Erm… hello…?

They creature gasps and runs away into a cave near the stream.

X: Hey! Come back here!!! We're lost!

They walked down to the cave.

Squeedge: Heeeelllooooo!?

Gollum: Go away! It's ours! Ours it is! Trixy hobitses come to steal my precious!

Squeedge: Erm, noooooo. We're not 'hobitses.' We are lost We wanted some directions.

Golllum: Yes my precious…. We could….

Zorc: Um, HELLO!? Could you PLEASE give us some DIRECTIONS!?

Gollum: Nasty nasty shivery light it is… we hates it precious. It hurts our eyes…

Squeedge: O__O'

Gollum: Ask the fat bear… not us. He knows where it is.. yes.. we don't know.

Zorc: Okeeeee. Whatever.

Squeedge: Tank a mew!

So again, they set off into the forest.

Toucan Sam: I follow my nose! Where ever it goes! Up your butt and around the corner! I love fruit loops!

Squeedge: Stop following us!

Toucan Sam: Can you help me find the colors!?

Squeedge: No. 8|

Toucan Sam: Try my new flavor! Strawberry Mango Sewadge! It's positively FRUITILICOUS!!!

Squeedge: SHUT UP!!!

Toucan Sam: lalalalalala!!!

Squeedge: HIIIIYAA! *throws sickle and chops off Toucan Sam's head*

Zorc: Thank you. Hey, look a really creepy looking bear!

Squeedge: Hmmm, he looks like he's eating honey.

Pooh: Just a small smackeral! Mmm, I sure do love honey!

Squeedge: Hey, do you know the way out of here?

Zorc: *thinking about the words "fat bear"* A HAAAA!!!! *grabs pooh*

Squeedge: What are you doing!?

Zorc: He knows the way out! He has valuable information!

Pooh: Oh dear! Let me go! Umph....

Zorc: NEVAR!!!!! Now... BEAR, tell us the way out of this place!

Pooh: Um, what are you going to do to me?

Zorc: WRONG! How do we GET OUT!?!?! O___o

Pooh: Umm... That way. *points*

Zorc: okay! *walks 'that way'* Now what?

Pooh: That way. *points to the right*

Dib: Hey! I can see the road!

Zorc: And now that you have told me that, I am going to kill you. ^-^

Pooh: AHHHHHH!

Zorc: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *slits pooh's throat w/ machete*

****1 hour later*****

Squeedge: Well, would ya look at that! It's Nick HQ!!!

Dib: .- __ .- finaly…..

NNY: Uh, what now?

X: I don't know.

Squeedge: You know, there's something odd…..

Zorc: You're right…. Hmmmmmmmmmm…. But what is it….?

Squeedge and Zorc look at each other.

Both: ZIM IS MISSING!!!!

Dib: Well that's just, great.

Zorc: AHHH! Grrr.

Squeedge: Well, we could always play BINGO till Zim gets here.

Zorc: What else is there to do? Mine as well…

***night time!***

Squeedge: B7

NNY: nope.

Zorc: Nu uh.

Squeedge: G4.

Dib: so….board….. uhgggggggggg….

Squeedge: I2

NNY: Bingo.

Squeedge: Congrats to you NNY! Heres some adhesive medical strips! ^__^

NNY: ……

Squeedge: Okee! Round seventy two!!!

Zorc: arrrg………… I could be playing Morrowind now. But NO.

X: I must beat BINGO! I must!!!!! XD

Squeedge: okeee! G9

***one hour later***

Squeedge: O1

Zorc: THAT'S IT!!!!! I QUIT!!! BLARG! BLARGIE!!!!!

Squeedge: okeeeee…… (0-0)

X: NOOO! I MUST WIN AT BINGO!!! XD

***half hour later***

NNY is staring up at the stars. X and Zorc are just doodleing. Yutaji is floating as he always is, while talking to squeedge who is hudled in a fetal possition twitching.

Squeedge: *twitch twitch* must……fight….the urdge……

Yutaji: My dearest, what is troubleing you?

Squeedge: Hungry, but NOTHING to eat ecept…. *twitch* human flesh…. *twitch twitch twitch*

Yutaji: My sweet, why don't you do some meaningful?

Squeedge: And what would THAT be, dearest!? *twitch*

Yutaji: Eh… *looks at X*

---Okay, to people reading this, Yutaji does not like X. Why? She ALWAYS says to Squeedge "Yutaji looks like a skined boot combined with the sorting hat." So, uh, he hates her. ----

Squeedge: *twitch* Great idea, Yutaji. *grabs trusty sickle* Okay, Yutaji? You can have her skin, and I'll have the meat….

Yutaji: It's a deal my darling.

Squeedge: AIIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

X: Huh?!

Squeedge: YEARG!!!! *swings sickle down towards X*

X barley dodges Squeedges sickle.

X: HOLY CRAP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!???

Squeedge: I want yer pork!!! *drool*

Yutaji swings a small sickle at X.

X: AHH! LEAVE ME ALONE!

Okee well, uhh, yeah, mmm hmmm….. Well thus concludes this chapter of DEATH TO SPONGEBOB!!!! Stay tuned for the next chapter! ^.^ wheeeeeee!!!!