Howdi doodi Friends! I am glad to see that a few people actually enjoy reading this! SQUEE! ^.^ Any ways, This is Chapter 4, ofcourse. I will be making 6 chapters total. You can read a summay of what happens in each in chap. 3. I would have updated sooner if I wasn't so busy playing the Reign of Fire vidio game… I despise that movie. The dragons should have won. THEY WERE SO CUTE DAMNIT!!!!!! XD yeah…. And not to mention, I should probably make a more Zimish Zim fic. So YEAH. I hope you enjoy this delightfully insane fourth chapter in DEATH TO SPONGEBOB!!!! DUN DUN DUN!!
And one more thing- Zorc, X, and Squeedge are REAL things! Er, People! Not "fancharacters'!!!….. I am Squeedge. And just an FYI for one of the people who reveiwed this earlier: Squeedge (ME) is a FEMALE. Zorc and X are one of meh 2 best friends. Zorc has a FF account wich is zorcblorkkee. Moo. (YUTAJI IS REAL TOO! BLEH!!!)
Chapter: 4
~In which we all reign some
EVIL and, and DOOOM on
those PATHETIC DOOOMED
souls at Nick HQ.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!~
Squeedge: NEED KEESHMAIY!!!!! BLARG!!!!!!!!!!!!
X: AHH! GET AWAY!!!!!!! ____ AIEE!
Squeedge: MANFLESH!!! *right eye twitches alot*
Zorc: Hey, Squeedge! While you're busy doing that, I hope you atleast have agknowledged that ZIM IS HERE. -___-
Squeedge: what? Huh? Oh…..
X: Thank you surpreme being! THANK YOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!
Zim: Yes, yes very well…. ON WITH THE DESTROYING!!!!!!
Dib: Well, first we have to get the information we need! So, Zim? You'll have to wait out here while we go in.
Zim: Invader Zim will listen to no one! I shall destroy it now! BWAHAHA HA HA!!!
Dib: No! Just me! If you go in now, listen to we'll never be able to destroy Spongebob!
Zim: *glares* hrrrrrrrg……… FINE. But because Zim wants to!
Squeedge: Okay, let's go! Nny?
Note from author: I am REALLY tired. I havent slept in what seems forever. NNY is acting out of character horribley now, So I shall replace him (for now) with….. JOE JOE THE HAPPY MONGOOSE!!
(JTHM) Yis…. So uh YEAH.
JTHM: Yis?
Squeedge: You know what to do, right?
JTHM: Yis. I am such a happy mongoose!
Squeedge: that is very nice…. Now, let's go!
They all walked into the front entrance of Nick HQ.
Squeedge: Now leeeeeeeets seeeeee! Herb Scannels office…. Where is it?
As far as I know, Herb Scannel is the head hancho guy up at Nick so tell me other wise if he's not.
Zorc: I think it's right there. *points to Herb scannels office*
Squeedge: oh…
X: *knocks on door* Helllllloooooo?
Herb: Come in.
Squeedge, X, Zorc, and Dib walk in to his office.
Herb: Well, looky here! You sure are an interesting looking bunch!
Squeedge: *pulls out sickle*
Herb: Uh…. (o . o) what are you doing with that?
Squeedge: I have a FEW questions to ask yuuuuuuuuuu, mr. SCANNEL. *holds sickle blade to herbs throat*
Herb: AHH!! SECURITY!!!!!
X: I don't think they'll be hearing you…. Heheheheh…
Yutaji walks…eh…floats into the office.
Yutaji: Do yo like my new cloak my sweet? *shows new cloak to Squeedge*
Squeedge: Oh, tis pretty. But I thought you only skined woman?
Yutaji: Well, who said I couldn't change that?
Squeedge: oh…
Herb: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT THING!?!?! IT'S WEARING SKIN!? People skin!?
Zorc: Here we go again…..
Squeedge: That's my husband you ass!!!! *prepares to swing sickle*
Dib: nooo!!!
X: Stop!!!! You can kill him later!!!
Squeedge: grrrr…..
Geez… I think this is becoming shittier and shittier every paragraph…. But what I just happened reminded me of Twisted Metal black….good game. Yeah. Not as good as Drakan though…. ARGH! I be shutting up now…
Squeedge: Now, Herb, WHERE DOES SPONGE SHIT LIVE!?
Herb: Every one knows that! In Bikini bottom of course!
X: Bikini… bottom?
Herb: Yeah! Now will you let me go?
Zorc: NO!
Squeedge: One more thing, if I said JANUARY 17 WOUL THAT RING A BELL!?!?!
Herb: Well, that is my grandmothers birthday, but other than that, no.
Squeedge: YOU CANCELD ZIM THAT DAY YOU LIEING BASTARD!!!!!!!
X, Zorc, and Squeedge: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Herb: AHH NOOO!!!
Well, I think you knows what happens….
***sometime later……***
Zorc: You know, this building is a lot bigger than I imagined it to be…
X: I think we're lost…
Zorc: AHH!
Squeedge: uhn?
Zorc: Evil! *points to door covered in spongebob stuff*
Squeedge: Ewwww…. *opens door* halloo?
UUHHHHHG!!! I am being really lazy and I don't know how to write this. So eh, basically we capture the creator of spongebob and go on our merry way. We lock him in the trunk. Ok. ON WITH THE STORY!!!! XD!!!
Squeedge: Hey, WAIT! Why is the Doommobile here!?
Zim: I repared it for you, puny tiny brain head monkey! I've never seen such sadly developed machinery! Why, when I was a SMEET I had more advanced PLAY THINGS.
Squeedge: Well it's a mustang and it cant help it!!!!
Dib: Hey, what's that!!!? *points to the sky*
X: It almost looks like a giant bat…
THEN A DRAGON COMES OUT OF THE SKY AND BUUUURNS NICK HQ!!!! BWAHAHA!!! See who's laughin' NOW Van Dan!!!! HA! Okay, that doesn't REALLY happen. But it should… -____-
Zim hops in the runner.
Zim: And now, NICK WILL BURN! AHAHAHAHA!!!!
Just then, a blur of green zooms past. It lands, reveiling that it's GIR.
GIR: MASTER! I FOOOOUND YUUUUHUUUUU!!!!! *cries and hugs Zim*
Zim: sigh…
Squeedge: Awww, yer so cute.
GIR: ^-^
(Hey, I'm lisining to GORILLAZ Clint Eastwood right now. I luuuv this song. ^-^)
Zim: Come on, GIR.
GIR: MONKEY!!!! Heeeheee!
Gir hops into the Voot Runner w/ Zim.
X: NNY: What's the matter?
NNY: This isn't me. I don't really want to be here right now.
X: But why?
NNY: It's all the excess! I'm sick of it! And I wanted to get rid of these feelings. So much inside I want to do without. I only wish to do what it takes and nothing more than that. And I haven't even been close to my goal. So I'm going to leave.
Every one: awww…
NNY: bye.
Everyone: BYE!!!
(Okay, the point of all that was that after reading JTHM #7 again, I realised that NNY would NEVER agree to go on a killing spree. Not to mention he was acting WAAAY too out of character. And other NNY fans would throw dooky and sticks and other such untasty things at me for making Johnny act that way. So HE LEAVES!!!! We all shall miss him… By, the way, DOES ANY ONE KNOW WHEN OR IF NEW JTHM COMICS WILL COME OUT!?! BAAAH! Okay, back to the story.)
Wait… AHH HELL! SCREW THIS!!!! I'M TOO LAZY TO FINISH THIS CHAPTER! SO SUE ME!!! Grrr! Be sure to read the next chapter…. If I ever make it…..