Sponge bob lost his balls
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a ride with grandma
One day as sponge bob square pants was walking along a very cold road where he suddenly he noticed a new store on the edge bikini bottoms so he decided to go in and check it out. Then he looked at his new watch and he was late for work so he ran and ran till he found out that he was running the wrong way and then a car was coming it was his grandmother.
Granny: hey sponge bobby do you need a lift to work.
Sponge bob: yes grandma
Granny: well you don't want to be late do you
Sponge bob: (hopes in) thanks granny
Granny: and thing for my spongy baby
Sponge bob: hey I thought I told you not to treat me like a baby last week
Granny: yes but then your good friend patrick took your place and then you said you wanted to be the baby again.
Sponge bob: granny (put on angry look)
Granny: whats wrong spongy baby
Sponge bob: take a hike grand mar (and kicks granny out of the car and starts drivin
Granny: bye bye spongy baby
Then suddenly sponge bob turned evil and ran her over then drove off he went to work
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After work
Sponge bob: See ya everyone I'm going home
Police 1: no your not
Police 2: yeah you ran over this nice old lady who makes the nicest cookies I've ever tasted
Police 1: (goes over to sponge bob and puts hand cuffs around his arms)
Sponge bob: but but I can explain
Police 2: tell it to the judge
Sponge bob: we have judge
Police 2: um no but it good to say
Police 1(grabs sponge bob and throws him in the back to the police car)
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In prison
Sponge bob: hey jail people
Jail mate: hello my name sindy I came down here to visit my sister sandy but got thrown in jail.
Sponge bob: oh
Sindy: here have these their balls I think you need them
Sponge bob: thank you I'll cherish them forever I might even where them
Police 1: your free to go sponge bob
Sindy: good bye take care of your balls
Sponge bob: I will I'll even sleep with them (laughs) (laugh more)
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a ride with grandma
One day as sponge bob square pants was walking along a very cold road where he suddenly he noticed a new store on the edge bikini bottoms so he decided to go in and check it out. Then he looked at his new watch and he was late for work so he ran and ran till he found out that he was running the wrong way and then a car was coming it was his grandmother.
Granny: hey sponge bobby do you need a lift to work.
Sponge bob: yes grandma
Granny: well you don't want to be late do you
Sponge bob: (hopes in) thanks granny
Granny: and thing for my spongy baby
Sponge bob: hey I thought I told you not to treat me like a baby last week
Granny: yes but then your good friend patrick took your place and then you said you wanted to be the baby again.
Sponge bob: granny (put on angry look)
Granny: whats wrong spongy baby
Sponge bob: take a hike grand mar (and kicks granny out of the car and starts drivin
Granny: bye bye spongy baby
Then suddenly sponge bob turned evil and ran her over then drove off he went to work
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After work
Sponge bob: See ya everyone I'm going home
Police 1: no your not
Police 2: yeah you ran over this nice old lady who makes the nicest cookies I've ever tasted
Police 1: (goes over to sponge bob and puts hand cuffs around his arms)
Sponge bob: but but I can explain
Police 2: tell it to the judge
Sponge bob: we have judge
Police 2: um no but it good to say
Police 1(grabs sponge bob and throws him in the back to the police car)
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In prison
Sponge bob: hey jail people
Jail mate: hello my name sindy I came down here to visit my sister sandy but got thrown in jail.
Sponge bob: oh
Sindy: here have these their balls I think you need them
Sponge bob: thank you I'll cherish them forever I might even where them
Police 1: your free to go sponge bob
Sindy: good bye take care of your balls
Sponge bob: I will I'll even sleep with them (laughs) (laugh more)