Suddenly, Hermione was knocked over by a terrified passenger and everything went black.

"Draco! Hermione's passed out!" Maureen screamed over too him, trying to kick a death eater in the chin. Maureen tried to run over to assist her, but Draco pulled her out by the shoulders before she could even take a step.

"Maureen! This is all your fault! You wanted that extra credit for that test you bombed!" Anna said, trying to think of a way to stall the death eaters.

"Shut up! It's not my fault that Jurassic Park comes on whenever I'm studying! Bloody Muggle Movie!" Maureen was quickly surrounded by death eaters. "Help!!!" Maureen bellowed.

"I didn't know you had a British accent! But whatever. Wait! I have a plan!" Anna quickly skidded around the corner, while Maureen, who was trembling started talking about cake to comfort her. Anna soon returned with a piece of chocolate covered tuna cake from the CAKE-O-RAMA outlet at the airport. Soon a large policeman trailed Anna back to the baggage claim waving his nightstick around. "He's on me!" Anna shrieked and zoomed pass Maureen, throwing her the cake. "Distract them! I'm going to help Hermione!"

"But. The cake. Can I eat it?" But Maureen's question wasn't answered as Anna whizzed around the corner. "I guess not. Ew, Tuna flavored." Maureen blew a raspberry and threw the fishy-chocolate-cake over the airport sign and into the food court. "GO GET IT BOYS!" And while the death eaters all looked to the side, Maureen ran past a small gap in-between them.

"Maureen! Psst!" The voice of Draco softly spoke.

"Am I in cake. heaven?" Maureen stood, awestruck.

"No Ms. Skadoopid, hurry!" Anna's nailpolished hand beaconed from a large crate. Maureen tiptoed over, "Get in!" Somehow Anna, Draco, and the passed out Hermione managed to fit into a slightly open crate heading for London.

"It's not safe. And with my bad luck It'd definitely." Maureen trailed on.

"There's cake in here!" Anna called out to her.

"Oooo? Really! OKAY!" Maureen hopped into the crate and Draco closed the top to it as quickly as he could. It turned out that there really WAS cake in there, apparently an unusual kind, only avalible from Chile. Soon, the cart the crate was on started to tip backwards.

"Oh gosh, we're moving!" Maureen shuddered and grabbed onto Hermione's limp arm. "BLOODY HELL HERMIONES DEAD!" She screamed.

"Maureen!" Anna snapped a hand over her mouth, "We're going to get caught!" They all remained silent.

"How come no one heard her?" Suddenly the box toppled over on it's side, smooshing the cake onto everyone.

"Because we're on a machine!" Maureen squealed as the box fell over itself again. Suddenly, a few streaks of light shone through the box. "I think it's over." Maureen licked off some cake from her hair, "Spicy." But as soon as everyone got settled, the box fell over once more and went upwards. They were finally loaded onto the plane.

"About time." Draco pried off the top of the box with Hermione's nail file.

"I hope that you guys realize that we just left ALL our luggage at the baggage claim." Anna pointed out.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The yell of Draco echoed throughout the back of the plane.

"What?" Anna inquired.

"I took ALL OF MY hair gel AND 5 months supply of Herbal Essence! HOW CAN I LIVE?" Draco collapsed onto his knees, depressed.

"DEAL WITH IT!" Maureen roared at him, "IT'S NOT LIKE THIS SUITCASE IS FILLED WITH HAIR GEL EITHER!" Maureen kicked open a random suitcase out of fury, and sure enough it was chock block full of hair gel! "CURSE YOU BAD LUCK!"

"JACKPOT!" Draco said, pouncing on top of the suitcase. If I should really torture you with the rest of the details, I doubt you'd live out the rest of the story. So now I'll skip over the hair gel wars, cake withdrawal, and suitcase openings to when they finally sneak off the plane. Alright?