Author's note: ok, here is a advertisement for a humorous story Jackie and I are working on. We hope to have several episodes, but reviews would help us out. Reviews are wonderful things, so if you want us to go on, review, please. Thank you. Now for the stupid, I mean standard disclaimer.

Disclaimer: Jackie and I don't own Bullseye or any of the characters mentioned. Trust us, if we owned them, they never would have existed. And Bullseye would have been the main character in Daredevil and would have beaten everybody, including Kingpin, and have taken over the world. Or at least NYC. So obviously, we don't own a thing.

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THE BULLSEYE SHOW

BY VILLAIN BABE & JACKIE

ANNOYING COMMERCIAL VOICE: EVER WONDER WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO WATCH CHARACTERS YOU HATE GET THEIRS? EVER WONDER WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO SEE THE UNDER DOG WIN?

VILLAIN BABE: HEY, BULLSEYE'S NOT AN UNDERDOG!!!!

JACKIE: YEAH!!

*BOTH PROCEED TO TACKLE ANNOYING COMMERCIAL VOICE, WHICH YOU CAN'T SEE, BECAUSE THIS IS VOICEOVER*

VILLAIN BABE: WELL, NOW THAT HE'S TAKEN CARE OF, LET'S GET DOWN TO THE POINT. WE (THAT IS, JACKIE AND I) ARE GIVING BULLSEYE HIS OWN TALK SHOW.

JACKIE: WHERE HE "INTERVIEWS" SPECIAL GUESTS, GUESTS THE WHOLE WORLD HATES, LIKE COL. STRYKER FROM X2

VILLAIN BABE: LIONEL LUTHOR, FROM SMALLVILLE

JACKIE: THE SCORPION KING FROM THE MUMMY RETURNS AND THE SCORPION KING

VILLAIN BABE: SEAMUS O'GRADY FROM CHARLIE'S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE (A.K.A., THE BULLSEYE RIP-OFF).

JACKIE: AND MANY OTHERS!!

VILLAIN BABE: SO IF YOU LOVE BULLSEYE AND HATE ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS, TUNE IN.

JACKIE: BULLSEYE WILL INTERVENE, UM, I MEAN INTERVIEW FOR US.

VILLAIN BABE: AND IF YOU'D LIKE TO BE A MEMBER OF OUR STUDIO

AUDIENCE, JUST SAY SO IN YOUR REVIEW. IF YOU WANT TO BE A RANDOMLY PICKED PERSON FOR

JACKIE: A CHANCE TO TAKE SOME SHOTS.

VILLAIN BABE: BULLSEYE'S THE ONE TAKING SHOTS, BUT YOU THE AUDIENCE CAN SPEAK OUT, JUST TELL US WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SAY. EVEN IF IT'S JUST TO BULLSEYE. BECAUSE IF THE ONLY PURPOSE YOU WANT TO SERVE IS TO BE A RABID BULLSEYE FANGIRL, WE CAN WORK IT IN, NO PROBLEM.

JACKIE: SO TUNE IN, ON OUR PREMIERE EPISODE THE GUEST OF "HONOR" WILL BE,

VILLAIN BABE: LIONEL LUTHOR (YUCK!!).

BULLSEYE: WHY AM I DOING THIS AGAIN?

VILLAIN BABE: CAUSE YOU GET TO KILL PEOPLE.

BULLSEYE: OH. THEN WATCH MY SHOW, AND DON'T FORGET TO BRING AN ARSENAL OF POINTY OBJECTS FOR ME TO USE IN MY "INTERVIEWS".

VILLAIN BABE: REMEMBER, REVIEWS MAKE US HAPPY!!! ESPECIALLY THE EGOTISTICAL HIT MAN.

BULLSEYE: HEY!!

JACKIE: TUNE IN!!!