Harry Potter and the Aliens Pants

// = Narrator

Once Upon a time, there was an Alien named Harry'send.

Harry* Brushing his teeth at his home.



//then from know were hears aloud the thump on the roof.

Harry: What was that? //He wondered

// Then he slowly opened his window and climbed onto the roof.

// He saw a FAT man with big bushy white beard, and a red outfit resembeling Santa's

Santa: What!, Who are you! what do you want! // He Demmanded

Harry: Are you santa and what are you doing on my roof in the middle of June?

Santa: Oh im just eating pie want some?

Harry: shure!

// So they both started eating pie when suddenly!

Harry: whats that!?

Santa: I dont know, Now let me eat!

// The an alien ship came down and parked on the roof.

Santa: Is that you Comet?

Alien: nope..-

Harry: Its an Alien what should we do!

Alien: Greetings - my - name - is.. - Harry'send!!

Santa: (whispers to harry) Hey, dont you think his name is a bit weird?

Harry: Yyy..yes *Gulp

Santa: Hey Alien want some pie?

Alien: what - is - pie?

Santa: Here.. try some! * ^_^

Alien: Ok.

Alien: *chews

Alien WWWHATTT!! - what - is this - stuff!! How dare - you!! feed - me - this stuff!!!

Santa: * (!*_*)

Alien: Die!!!! * Pulls out laser gun and blasts santa

Harry: (in slow motion) NNnnnnooooOOOOOO.....

Santa * Blows-up into nothing.

Harry: Why did you do that!!

Alien: He - stole - my - pants!!

Harry: * Looks were santa was and sees a pare of pants

Alien: Yay! I - have - my pants back!!

Harry: Wana Ride Santa's sley?

Alien: Shure - I - drive first!!

Harry: Ok lets go!!

// so the alien and harry potter fly away The End.

Moral is: #1 Dont eat santa's pie (might make you a little crazy)

#2 Never! I mean NEVER steal an aliens pants.

Story Written by: Battosaibry

Date: 10/2/03