Chapter 1 Opening fight/Welcome to Hollywood
Somewhere in Hollywood 10:10pm.
"Guys, tonight we are about to go hammer on these boondocks basterds." Said Cartman.
The view of Huey, Riley and Rallo's clothes and shoes destroyed and cut up and laying in front of the house.
"Ok, tell us what happened." Said the police officer.
"The limousine picked me, Riley and Rallo up, we got in and lock the rest of the boys out." Huey explained.
Cartman, Eddy and Bart looked pissed off.
"That's fine, I didn't want to ride with these fucking douche bags anyways." Said Stewie.
"While we were enjoying the movie, the other boys decided to destroy our personal belongings." He explained again.
The other kids are destroying their clothes, shoes and beds, someone is poking a hole on Riley's basketball and popped it, and someone has broken Riley's chain.
"Wow, look how pretty it is outside, you guys." Cartman said, looking outside.
"Let's show em how we bad kids get down and dirty." Said Eddy.
"These guys are definitely going home tonight." Said Bart.
Bart sees their limousine is pulling up.
"Guys, they're here." He said.
"Ok guys line up." Cartman said, lining up, everyone is lining up and getting prepared to fight.
The limo doors open and Huey, Riley and Rallo are beyond shocked to see their clothes destroyed and laying all over the ground.
"Who's clothes is that?" Riley asked.
"Wait a minute, that's our stuff." Said Huey.
"Oh ok, let's play their little game." Said Rallo.
Rallo opened the doors and sees them.
Bad Kids...
Eddy ran up to Huey to fight him, he pulls his hair.
go to...
Riley and Rallo jumps in.
Hollywood...
Bart tried to jump in, but a bodyguard grabbed him.
Cartoon Edition
Huey, Riley and Rallo are destroying everything in the house.
"TOUCH ME AGAIN AND I'LL FUCKING STAB YOU." Huey shouted in furious anger and pointing a knife at the camera crew.
Bad Kids go to Hollywood Cartoon Edition
Several days earlier
The view of Hollywood California.
The first limousine pulled up to the mansion. A yellow cartoon star get out of the limo. "Ay caramba, cool house." Said Bart.
[Bart's interview]
"I don't need an introduction, everybody knows who I am." He said, smirking.
Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, age 10, Springfield, The Golden Prankster.
[Bart's interview]
"From doing several prank calls to skateboarding across Springfield butt naked, I done some pretty bad stuff with no regrets. That's what makes me the coolest and baddest cartoon kid ever." He said proudly.
Bart excitedly ran to the mansion doors, but to his surprise, the doors are locked.
"What the hell, man?!" Bart asked angrily.
He continued to try to open the locked doors and he knocked, but he didn't see no one coming. He checked the backyard for unlocked doors.
"Holy cow, the swimming pool is freaking huge." He said excitedly. He tried to open the back doors, and again they're locked.
"Well this sucks" he said, bummed out.
He sits in the backyard until another limousine pulled and out pops a short African character with a big Afro.
"Now that's what I'm talking about." Rallo said in excitement.
[Rallo's Interview]
"You thought you was the coolest kid until I stepped in this house."
Rallo Tubbs, The Cleveland show, age 5, stoolbend, Virginia, The Cool Kid.
[Rallo's Interview]
"I was born cool like my dad, I'm a rapper, a singer, and a prankster, I was the star of my show the Cleveland Show. I had lots of friends back in Virginia, but after my show ended, my stepdad moved us back to quahog Rhode Island, and we're part of the family guy now. And I didn't make any new friends since." He said, looking disappointed.
"Do you think you'll make new friends on this show?" The producer asked.
"I hope so, I hope they're cool and gangster like me." He said.
He ran to the door and to find out they're locked. "What the fuck, Hello?" Said Rallo, knocking on the door and press on the buzzer.
Bart heard him and greets him. "Hey, dude."
"What's up? I'm Rallo Tubbs." He said.
"I'm Bart Simpson from the Simpsons."
"I'm from the Cleveland show...before it got canceled." Rallo said, in disappointment.
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear about that, man." Said Bart.
"How come the doors are locked?" Rallo asked.
"I don't know, but it looks like we have to wait until our housemates come." Said Bart. They both waited and hung out behind the mansion.
Meanwhile at the las Angela airport, a familiar character with a football shaped head arrives from Qaohog Rhode Island.
[Stewie's Interview]
"I hope everyone is gonna worship this savage baby."
Stewie Griffin, family guy, age 1, Qaohog Rhode Island, The Baby Savage.
[Stewie's Interview]
"I was born in a family in Rhode Island, the fat man is my father Peter Griffin, my porn star mother Lois Griffin , my dimwit older brother Chris Griffin and my best friend Brian Griffin, he's our family dog. Oh and meg to."
"Can you tell the viewers what you are most famous for?" The producer asked.
[Stewie's Interview]
"Trying to take over the world, but I'm not that Stewie anymore, I'm now a homosexual baby and I'm ready to mingle." He said, taking off his clothes and swinging them around.
The limo driver opened the limo door for Stewie. "Thank you sir." He said, getting in.
Meanwhile in front of a candy store, a character with three hairs is slurping on a jawbreaker while waiting for a limousine.
[Eddy's Interview]
"I'm the king of scamming, baby, I get cash from suckers one way or another."
Eddy, age 12, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Peach Creek, The Scam Hustler.
[Eddy's Interview]
"Who likes following rules anyways, rules are for losers. I'm the bad boy of Cartoon Network, I'll be rich and famous and have as many jawbreakers I want." He said, grinning.
Eddy saw him limo coming and he was excited. "It's about time you guys got here." He said, being impatient. He got in the limo and saw Stewie, they both stare at each other for five seconds.
"Hey limo driver, someone lost their baby in your car." Said Eddy.
"Hello, I'm Stewie Griffin." Stewie greeted. Eddy not realizing that the baby talked to him greeted back. "I'm Eddy...AHHH, y-you, you can talk?" Eddy asked, scared. "Well yes of course I can talk." Said Stewie. "How's that possible?" Eddy asked, still confused. "I guess the creator of my show decided to make a talking baby." Said Stewie.
[Eddy's interview]
"I'm really freaked out right now."
Back at the house, Bart and Rallo are still sitting outside getting to know each other and talking about their show. Meanwhile, a another limousine pulled and out pops an overweight ten year old from South Park Colorado.
[Cartman's Interview]
"I'm gonna be a reality star after this. And all the guys in the house are gonna respect my authority."
Eric Cartman, South Park, age 10, South Park Colorado, The Authoritist.
[Cartman's Interview]
"I'm a really bad kid, and I'm proud of it. The worst thing I did was took one's kid's parents, had them killed, took the bodies and grind Them up into chili and fed it to the kid. And till this day, it was the awesome thing I've ever done." He said with no regrets.
"Ahh, home sweet home." Said Cartman.
"Hey, did you hear that?" Bart asked.
"Yeah, must be another housemate." Said Rallo.
[Bart's interview]
"Me and Rallo saw another cartoon kid at the door, we decided to surprise him."
They went to go check it out and saw another character angrily knocking on the doors. "HELLO??? Who the fuck locked the doors?" Cartman asked, shouting. "God dammit." Cartman check the backyard, Bart and Rallo decided to spook him from behind the bushes.
"BOO!" They both shouted jumping out from behind the bushes.
"AHH, dude, what the fuck?! Bart Simpson?" Cartman said, spooked.
"Hey man." Bart greet.
"What's up man, I'm Rallo Tubbs?" Rallo greeted.
"Hey. So how long y'all been outside?!" Cartman asked.
"I don't know, man...a while maybe?! About twenty minutes." Said Rallo.
"So this is what this show is all about? Us Cartoon child stars being locked outside of our big beautiful house?" Cartman asked shouting.
"We got a bigass swimming pool in the backyard." Bart said smiling.
"There's a swimming pool?" Cartman asked, running in the backyard. Bart and Rallo followed behind.
"WOW, AWESOME." He said excitedly. "I'm so jumping in this pool." He immediately took off his hat and clothes and jumped in the pool. Bart and Rallo immediately covered their eyes. "Ugh, dude, can you wait till everyone else gets here first?" Bart asked in disgust.
"Ha, fuck that, I'm gonna relax in this big beautiful pool." Said Cartman.
"I don't think I wanna swim in it now." Rallo said in disgust.
Moments later, Stewie and Eddy's limousine pulled up. "Oh goodie, look at this house it's so glorious and magnificent." Stewie said excitedly. "Oh I can't wait any longer to get in this house." Eddy said grinning in excitement.
[Stewie's interview]
"OMG, this house is glorious, I couldn't wait to see what the inside looks like."
They both got out of the limo and ran to the doors, but it's still locked. "Hey what gives?!" Eddy asked, pissed off, Stewie press on the buzzer.
[Rallo's interview]
"Me and Bart hear more people at the door."
Bart and Rallo hears the buzzer and realize more housemates are here. "Eric, more housemates are here." Said Bart.
Ok, I'll be out of the pool in a sec. Cartman said relaxing.
C'mon Rallo, Bart said, annoyed.
They checked to see who's in front of the house, and they both gasped to recognize who they saw. "Stewie?!" They both whispered.
"What's that racist football headed asshole doing here?" Rallo asked almost in frustration. "I...I...I don't know." Bart said feeling guilty. "What's going on with ya?" Rallo asked. "We use to be friends when we met, I was his idol, his role model, but I turned my back on him." Bart continued. Before he could say anything else, Cartman showed up interrupting him.
"What the hell are you assholes talking about?" He asked loudly soak and wet with a towel wrapped around his waist.
Stewie and Eddy heard someone behind the bushes. "Hey I hear more people." Said Stewie.
[Stewie's interview]
"While me and Eddy were trying to figure out how to get in the house, we heard a voice coming from behind the bushes."
Him and Eddy went to check it out, and they saw Cartman wet and naked, Rallo, and Bart.
"Hello Stewie." Bart said looking down.
"Oh, I see you still remembered my name." Stewie said to Bart, still angry at him. "You guys are part of the show too?" He asked glaring at them.
"Yeah, you got a problem with that?" Rallo asked, glaring at him.
"I thought this reality show is for Cartoon child stars, not boondocks rip-offs." Stewie said.
[Rallo's interview]
"Fucking football headed mother fucker." He said with his arms crossed.
That angered Rallo. "Well I was thinking the same thing about a hey Arnold rip-off in diapers." He said
"Who the heck is Arnold?" Eddy asked.
"And what the hell is a boondocks?" Cartman asked.
Before either Stewie or Rallo could answer, the last limousine pulled up, and out pops the brothers from their show the boondocks.
"Aw yeah, that's our crib." Riley said excitedly.
[Riley's interview]
"Ok, let me tell y'all something. A real bad kid don't start stuff, he waits till you start, and then he pops off on a nigga, and that's young reezy. Riley said, pointing at himself.
Riley Freeman, The boondocks, age 8, Woodcrest Maryland, The Woodcrest Gangsta.
[Riley's interview]
"I'm the realest gangsta from Woodcrest, I play basketball, and I use to have my own fundraiser called "young reezy's" I make my own paper. When I walk in the house ima be like "yeah yeah, young reezy in the hiz-house, if any got a problem with dat, prepared to get yo ass beat by young reezy, nigga." He said while swinging his fists.
[Huey's interview]
"I'm come on the show to re-represent black cartoon child stars."
Huey Freeman, The boondocks, age 10, Woodcrest Maryland, The domestic terrorist.
[Huey's interview]
"Our last season on our show was the worst and a huge disappointment. This is why my and brother Riley came on the show, and hope to make this show better for African American viewers and mostly for our African American fans." He said with pride.
Riley ran to the doors try to open them but they're locked. "Oh hell no." He said pulling on the doors. Huey looks around at see movement behind the bushes. He saw five other cartoon kids he never saw before.
"How long y'all been locked outside?" He asked.
"Over an hour, and I gotta pee." Said Rallo, "Me too, and I'm hungry." Eddy complained. "Did y'all look for the key to this house?" Huey asked. The kids looked at each other in shock.
"Really? Y'all didn't think to look for the key?" Cartman asked, scolding them.
"Me? You didn't help either, you were too busy swimming in pool naked." Bart argued back. The kids started shouting at each other about the key.
"GUYS!!!!" Huey shouted at the cartoon kids, they looked at Huey. "Instead of arguing, why don't we look for the key." Said Huey.
"Yeah, good idea, I'll start with the swimming pool." Said Cartman.
[Cartman's interview]
"So we all decided to look for the key to the mansion, and we still couldn't find the key."
The kids start searching for the key, they looked in the bushes and in the tree, but still no key. They started growing super impatient.
"I swear to god I'm about to burn this whole fucking house down in a second if we don't find this stupid key." Said Riley.
"This is bull crap." Cartman said angrily.
"Wait Guys, I have a better idea." Said Stewie.
"What are you gonna do?" Huey asked.
"Something I should've done an hour ago." Said Stewie. The kids looked at each other, confused.
Stewie open his suitcase and pulled out his Ak-47, and start shooting at the doors.
The noise spooked the kids a little bit. "Yo, did he just bring a gun to the show?" Rallo asked in shock. "Yo, that baby is crazy." Riley said to Rallo.
Stewie kicks the doors open, "the doors are open everybody." Stewie said to everyone.
"Finally!" Eddy shouted. Everyone grabbed their suitcase and luggage and ran inside.
"WOW!!!!" Everyone shouted in amazement.
"This house is off the chain." Said Riley.
"I wish we could live here forever." Said Eddy.
"Guys, look at our pictures." Stewie shouted, looking at his picture.
Everyone is looking at their pictures.
"Wow, I look like a hunk." Eddy replied.
"Dude, you got three hairs on your head." Bart said, laughing.
"So, I still look good." He replied.
"Yo, we should find our rooms before everyone else does." Rallo whispered to Riley.
"Good idea, you can be mine and my brother's roommate." Said Riley.
"Awesome. I'm Rallo by the way. He greeted.
"I'm Riley, but you can call me either Escobar or young reezy." Riley greeted back. They both ran upstairs to find a bedroom with three beds.
[Riley's interview]
"Rallo Rallo Rallo, Yeah he's a real G, for a five year old with a big Afro. That's my lil homie right there."
Bart found an arcade room and a fifty inch flat screen tv and an Xbox series x. "Guys, Look at the arcade room." Said Bart. The boys saw the arcade room with old arcade games like pac man and star shooters, and a pinball machine. "Look, Xbox games." Said Eddy. "Fort nite, call of duty, mortal combat." He continued.
Meanwhile, Huey found a bookshelf full of books, he grabbed a book and looked into it.
Riley and Rallo found a basketball court outside. "Alright, a basketball court, you know I'm a basketball player in my team." Said Riley.
"Man you lucky, I'm too short to play basketball." Rallo said disappointed.
"Aww, no sweat, little homey, I can help you with that." Said Riley. Rallo smiled back.
In the kitchen, Cartman was looking for something to eat. "YES, FOOD." He shouted. When he opened the refrigerator, to his surprise, only juices and sodas are in the refrigerator. "Wait, that's it? Just drinks?" He asked, pissed off.
"What the heck are we supposed to eat around here?" Eddy asked, complaining.
Huey found a letter taped on the refrigerator door, it reads...
"To order free food, call a room service, the number is 737-8423."
"We can order food for free by calling this number." Said Huey.
"Well what are you waiting for, nigga? Order some food." Riley said excitedly.
Huey walked to the phone room to call the room service, he dialed the number.
Room service: "room service?"
"Hi, is this room service?" Huey asked.
Room service: "yes sir it is."
"Do y'all bring food here for free?" He asked again.
Room service: "yes we do, anything you like?"
"Guys? Anything you want for free they say." He said. The boys started talking at once.
"I WANT KERNEL'S KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN." Cartman shouted.
"I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVING." Riley replied.
"I WANT PIZZA." Said Bart.
"AND TATOR TOTS." Said Rallo.
"DO THEY HAVE JAWBREAKERS?" Eddy asked while drooling.
"I don't mind having a jawbreaker to." Stewie said smiling.
The boys ordered everything they wanted, Kentucky fried chicken, ice cream, pizza, French fries, tacos, cheeseburgers, potato chips, jawbreakers, and other junk food, etc.
The kids are in the confessional room.
"Guys, cheers to us baddest cartoon kids in cartoon history taking over Hollywood." Cartman said holding a can of Pepsi.
"Cheers!" They all said, they all took a sip of their Pepsi, Bart let's out a burp, Riley let's out an even louder and longer burp.
"Wow, good one." Said Bart. Huey just rolled his eyes.
Moments later, the boys made a big mess in the kitchen, there were empty cups and plates everywhere, they were full on food and junk food.
Bart is laying on the couch with a full belly. "This is the best vacation ever." He said
Eddy and Stewie are laying on the floor with jawbreakers in their mouths, drooling on themselves. "This jawbreaker is so good." Stewie said, enjoying his jawbreaker. "Oooh yeah." Eddy replied.
Cartman is laying in the kitchen floor with an empty KFC bucket in his hand dozed off. And Riley is laying on the kitchen counter, apparently he ended up with a bellyache from eating too much food and junk food. "Aww man, my stomach hurts, I feel like I'm gonna..." before he could finish his sentence, his face puffed up and turned green, he projectile vomits. But he didn't know Rallo was laying next to the counter and he vomited all over him.
"AAHHHHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK?!" Rallo screamed. He started running around the house, some of the barf got in his eyes that he started bumping into furnitures and tripping on the floor. "OH MY GOD, MY EYES ARE BURNING." He panicked.
"Sorry Rallo." Riley said sickly.
Huey gave Rallo a paper towel so he could wipe the vomit off his face. Rallo saw vomit dripping from his fro, he was so grossed out that he also started vomiting, almost hitting Huey's feet, and then he passed out.
Huey got fed up with everyone making a mess and puking everywhere. "Guys? Y'all better clean this house up." He scolded.
"Why? It's not our responsibility." Cartman said with an attitude.
"Yes it is, the producers and camera crew just renting it for us. To appreciate it, we have to keep it clean." Said Huey.
Everyone groaned and started cleaning up the mess. Riley claims he's not feeling too good to help clean.
"C'mon man, you know I'm not feeling too good." Riley complained.
"I don't care, get up and clean." Huey said sternly.
"Nigga, you a hater." Riley said getting up to help.
[Bart's interview]
Tonight I decided I need to have a talk with Stewie.
"Hey Stewie, can we talk?" Bart asked, walking into his and Eddy's bedroom.
"I don't know man, it's still kinda messed up what you did that last time we saw each other." Said Stewie.
"I know, after you left, I realize that you were trying to help out. And I forgot that you were being a true friend and confronted Nelson for me. And I'm really really sorry I ditched you for that." Said Bart.
Stewie thought about it for a second and decided to give him another chance.
"Well ok, what are friends for, right?" Stewie asked.
"Right." Bart replied. The two shook hands and went to bed.
Do y'all like the first chapter so far? And do y'all like the nicknames I gave em. Next chapter gets more intense. Stay tuned.