Then again, Maybe I Wont
By: CuddleBum
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It's March and it's raining.
I have no raincoat I'm just doin' my regular routine.
Go to school at 7:00am, come home at 3:15pm, do my homework, and do my paper route.
As I pass by Tea's house, I hear bangin' on the window. " Joey! Don't forget to put the paper under my doormat!" Yelled Tea.
I hate that bitch.
Ever since she broke her leg from slipping in the rain, she's been complaining about putting her paper UNDER her doormat.
Hell no.
I'm not doin' any shit for that bitch.
"Joey Wheeler! I know you can hear me!" She shouted.
"And so can the rest of the neighborhood." I mumbled to myself.
"JOEY!!" I turned around and said "Who me?"
I tried to put on the best looking confused face.
"Yes baka. Don't forget to put the paper under my doormat." I just threw the paper and said, "Sorry gotta go. It's pouring hard."
"So? You wont melt."
Maybe I will. I'll melt right on your front steps and its gonna be YOUR entire fault. I walked away and she started to bang on the window again. "JOEY! COME BACK THIS INSTANT!" I pretended not to here and ran off to finish the rest of my route. When I got home, Serenity wasn't there yet. I sat down on the floor and took off my shoes. I knew just what Serenity would say if she caught me like this. She would say
"Big Brother? How come you don't have your raincoat and booties on?"
Then I'll say, "I forgot." Then she'll cry and cry until I walk outside with booties and a raincoat.
When I took off my soaking shoes, my right sock had a hole in it. I lifted up my foot to examine it. It looked like little strands of hair I found on the couch the other night. I'll just ask my sister to fix it up. She's been doin' sewing and clothes designing for a long time. Since she was 9 that is. She's 14 now. She works at DKNY. She sometimes looks at men try on under wear and tells them if it looks good. Ever since that one time I was visiting Serenity; Seto Kaiba came in to try on metallic cerulean boxers, I've been getting a strange feeling I'm gay.
Yami said "No one could fall in love with him because his legs are fat"; well I've been looking at his legs a lot lately and he has nice, sexy legs. Infact one day I want to marry a man..... or woman with legs just like his! Then again, maybe I won't....
~tbc~
Well you like or not? Please R/R. this is my first serious story. Please don't make me screw up this story too. I loved it. So did Mavelus. And you all love her more than me. 5 reviews then the next chapter!
It's March and it's raining.
I have no raincoat I'm just doin' my regular routine.
Go to school at 7:00am, come home at 3:15pm, do my homework, and do my paper route.
As I pass by Tea's house, I hear bangin' on the window. " Joey! Don't forget to put the paper under my doormat!" Yelled Tea.
I hate that bitch.
Ever since she broke her leg from slipping in the rain, she's been complaining about putting her paper UNDER her doormat.
Hell no.
I'm not doin' any shit for that bitch.
"Joey Wheeler! I know you can hear me!" She shouted.
"And so can the rest of the neighborhood." I mumbled to myself.
"JOEY!!" I turned around and said "Who me?"
I tried to put on the best looking confused face.
"Yes baka. Don't forget to put the paper under my doormat." I just threw the paper and said, "Sorry gotta go. It's pouring hard."
"So? You wont melt."
Maybe I will. I'll melt right on your front steps and its gonna be YOUR entire fault. I walked away and she started to bang on the window again. "JOEY! COME BACK THIS INSTANT!" I pretended not to here and ran off to finish the rest of my route. When I got home, Serenity wasn't there yet. I sat down on the floor and took off my shoes. I knew just what Serenity would say if she caught me like this. She would say
"Big Brother? How come you don't have your raincoat and booties on?"
Then I'll say, "I forgot." Then she'll cry and cry until I walk outside with booties and a raincoat.
When I took off my soaking shoes, my right sock had a hole in it. I lifted up my foot to examine it. It looked like little strands of hair I found on the couch the other night. I'll just ask my sister to fix it up. She's been doin' sewing and clothes designing for a long time. Since she was 9 that is. She's 14 now. She works at DKNY. She sometimes looks at men try on under wear and tells them if it looks good. Ever since that one time I was visiting Serenity; Seto Kaiba came in to try on metallic cerulean boxers, I've been getting a strange feeling I'm gay.
Yami said "No one could fall in love with him because his legs are fat"; well I've been looking at his legs a lot lately and he has nice, sexy legs. Infact one day I want to marry a man..... or woman with legs just like his! Then again, maybe I won't....
~tbc~
Well you like or not? Please R/R. this is my first serious story. Please don't make me screw up this story too. I loved it. So did Mavelus. And you all love her more than me. 5 reviews then the next chapter!