CUT TO INTERROGATION SCENE WHERE NEO IS SITTING IN THE ROOM AT THE TABLE

View Glides through computer/ TV screens

*Random Rap Guy enters*

RRG: Yo Bro! You aint sposed to be here man!

NEO: wha?

TTG: *looks around room* Aye! This aint the recording studio for Australian Idol is it? (A/N: do u know what Australian Idol is? If not review and ask and all will be revealed)

NEO: I dunno… But I do sing well!!!!!!

RRG: *glances round nervously at door as Neo breaks into really off key version of OOPS I did it again*

VIEW QUICKLY ZOOMS OUT OF SCREENS AND BACK IN AGAIN

*Smith, Jones and Brown enter.  Smith is carrying a file which he opens as he sits down in front of Neo who is still singing and looking very confused*

SMITH: *glares at Neo who stops singing* Mr Jones *Jones gets a confused look on his face to match Neo's* as you can see we've had our eye on you for quite some time now….

*Jones stands in corner of room now looking VERY worried*

AGENT SMITH: It seems you've been living 2 lives, in one you are an agent of the system, you hunt rebels, you destroy exiles and you…. Drive our shiny black car.  In your other life *continues to read on silently raising an eyebrow and ignoring the chaos that has started around him*

*Jones dives for the file as Brown restrains him*

NEO: wha???

BROWN: Don't interrupt Mr Anderson! *Neo's mouth seals*

NEO: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

*Brown aims gun at Neo's head and he shuts up

SMITH: (continuing on as if nothing has happened) in the other life you are a drag queen that goes by the Alias Courtney…

BROWN: That was you? You were my favorite!!! You were great!!!! You so shouldn't have been kicked out!!!!!

*Smith glares at Brown who promptly shuts up. *

NEO: mmmhhhphphphpffff mmmmmm mnnoppppffpfppfpf mmhhghhgjhfhfj (A/N: Translation; This should be about me! you should be talking to me about me!! Me me me me me me me )

SMITH: *ignoring Neo* You enter talent shows as a crossdresser and are guilty of almost every mental breakdown of the cast and crew…

JONES: *stuttering nervously* But that's not the point… that's beside the point… the point is there is no point… but that's not the point… cause the point ran away… his name was Bill.

S, B, N: wha????

BROWN: HEY! How did your mouth unseal?

NEO: The rabbit did it! I swear!!!!

SMITH: *digs through coat Mr Bean style pulling our anything everything including the kitchen sink and his pet cat finally pulling out a really thin file* As you can see Mr Anderson, we have had our eye on you for the *looks at watch* past 5 minutes now, and it has become apparent that you are in need of a severe vocabulary lesson…. Do you know how to speak a word with more than one syllable?

NEO: wha?

SMITH: *glancing at Jones and Brown* I will take that as a no!!! As much as I hate to admit it Mr Anderson… I am going to accept defeat.  You're here because as much as we hate to admit it we need your help…

J,B: *looking shamed* not that we want your help we just need it!

*Woman enters carrying file, which she hands to Smith*

SMITH: *Glares at Jones and Brown menacingly* we believe you have been contacted by a certain person, who calls himself…. Damn he hasn't contacted you in the past 5 minutes so we don't know his name

*Woman enters rushidly carrying a second file*

SMITH: Morpheus.  Whatever your small inferior mind thinks about him is irrelevant.  He is considered, by us, as a known terrorist and is the most dangerous man alive

NEO: wha?

SMITH: My colleagues believe that I am wasting my time with you, that everything I say will go over your head * Jones and Brown making over the head signs in background* *mumbling* and I am starting to believe them! *Talking normally* but I think that you want to do the right thing so….

NEO: wha?

SMITH: *rolling his eyes* We are willing to wipe the slate clean… give you vocabulary lessons…. And all we want you to do is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice…

NEO: sorry, could you please repeat that last bit, the words were too big!

SMITH: *sighing* we-want-you-to-help-us-catch-morpheus-so-we-can-torture-him!

NEO: ohhhhhhhhh…. Gotcha…. And you know what? That sounds like a really good idea and all but I do know my rights…

SMITH: *looking shocked* HE ACTUALLY KNOWS SOMETHING

NEO: so how about I give you the finger…. *looking intently at fingers* ummmm which one is it?

*Jones leans over and shows him*

NEO: Thank you, *sticks up his finger* and you give me my phone call….

SMITH: How about NO! You will help us if it is the last thing you do!

*They restrain him onto the table and inject him with the 'bug' which is actually an anti-rabbit device that stops him coming into contact with rabbits*

SMITH: if you ever want to see your rabbit again you will  help us!!!

NEO: no! Not the rabbits! *He waves 'the finger' at them looking quite pleased with himself*

Cut to scene After the Agents Interrogation room.

*Phone Rings*

Neo: Wha?

*He picks up the phone and throws it at the wall.*

Neo: better

*He goes back to sleep*

*His mobile rings*

*throws mobile out the window*

*another mobile magically appears in his hand, he throws that out the window to join the other.*

*THE ROOM FILL WITH MOBILE PHONEs ALL RINGING THOSE REALLY ANOYING TUNES*

Flash to Nebacanwork ( nebacanezza) where Morphues and Tank (who we still haven't met) are grinning at each other looking smug.

Mor: "he has to answer one of them, and hopefully sometime soon, these conference calls are costing me a fortune!!"

Flash back to Neo's room where he is trying to decide which phone to answer.

Neo: 'damn these telemarketers! They are getting good!'

*He finally answers a phone*

Neo: 'Wha?'

Mor: 'I must be brief, the line is tapped so I will have to tell the Agents everything very quickly before they realize what I am doing. They got to you first. But you know that, so do I, and so do they for that matter, but she doesn't, and neither does he. That is why I am telling you this…'

*line goes dead as the sedatives Tank injected take effect*

Neo: 'oooook then'

*looks very freaked out*

*Trinity picks up the phone*

Trin: 'First you now him! What is insanity contagious or something?!?!?! (A/N yes it is, if u around us for too long anyways…)

Neo: 'Um… Dunno. But have you got the rabbit?'

TRIN: No but… *singing I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddley dum, here they are all sitting in a row, dum dum dum, big ones small ones, some as big as your head, give them a twist, a flick of the wrist, that's what the showman said…'

*she continues until Tank knocks her out with a baseball bat*

NEO: 'I don't care about coconuts! Give me my bunny rabbit!!! (A/N – I actually just got some bunny rabbits! So there! *sticks tongue out at Neo*)

TANK: Look all we've got to tell you is that, they got you first but underestimated how important you are, if you want to find out the truth you must go to a random bridge in a random place at a random time… well… yeah…

NEO: But how will I know which one?

TANK: Just pick any one you like… oh hey… did you see that episode of CSI where they found that dead women under a bridge?

NEO: * looking rather scared * ummmmmm no… do I want to?

TANK: yeah well, you missed soooooo much it was like… * talks about the episode for several hours until the battery of Neo's mobile runs out and beeps loudly waking Neo up who has fallen asleep*

Cuts to scene where Neo is waiting under bridge…

NEO: Why tonight? Of all nights it has to be the heaviest and only rain in AGES… and why did I pick this bridge? It leaks!!!! Hey… raindrops keep falling on my head… (A/N; u know dat song where they go on about raindrops…)

*black car drives up and not seeing him until too late runs him over then backs back over him so they can see who he is… *

*Door of car opens to see Trinity leaning over to see who it was*

TRIN: Damn, he's still alive! Hey its Neo! Double damn!

*from inside car* 'See Trinity, I told you it would be this bridge!!! It wouldn't be this hard if Tank had told him a specific bridge!! *Glares at Tank even though he isn't there*

TRIN: 'Just get in the car Neo'

NEO: * opens one eye to look at Trinity * but I want to practice playing dead so that next time I do an audition I am better at doing nothing!

TRIN: yes well… for doing nothing I give you an A+! Now get in the car!

NEO: * jumps up excitedly and hops into car* you know I never got an A+ before!!! Wow-O!!!!!!

SWITCH: * turning around and pointing gun at Neo * Take your shirt off…

NEO: no I am doing what I do best… nothing!!! So now that I got an A+ in nothing I want to get one in Stubborness… hey…. Feisty aren't we….

RANDOM GUY IN DRIVERS SEAT: Fast aren't we…

NEO: Shut UP!!!! I don't see her asking you to take YOURS off!!! HA!!!

SWITCH: Nah… we get to that part when we get back to the ship *winks to random guy * just take the shirt off NEO!!!!

TRIN: HEY!!!! He is mine… I am the one with OCD (A/N: Obsessive Compulsive Dissorder*) I bags him… mine mine mine!!!!!!!

NEO: Now now ladies… no need to fight, cause I just don't like the other one…

TRIN/SWITCH: which one?

NEO: I don't like the blonde one…

SWITCH: who is holding the gun here?

NEO: ummmm…. You…. Gees and they say I am thick and slow! Duh!!!!

TRIN: * pokes tongue at Switch* see… Neo lift your shirt up…

NEO: Right away ma'am! * lifts up shirt *

TRIN: A+ for obedience, good puppy

NEO: *watching Trinity as she lifts up a machine *… hey do I get a copy of my report card to show my mum?

TRIN: yes, whatever, now sit still

*search for anti-rabbit device takes place, as Trinity sux it out… *

NEO: YAY!! Now I can look 4 my rabbie!! * tries to take door off and throw it out the window so he can escape *

SWITCH: put it back in QUICKLY!

TRINTY: But I just threw it out the window so they can do that cool scene of it dying!

SWITCH: damn… oh well at least we are here….

*They exit the car to go and see Morpheus*

SEE… we do update!!! It just takes time… blame T'lorie! Do u know how hard it is 2 get her 2 work on it between all our homework, which in all truth is not very much!!! In the end we ended up writing it ourselves (with her help)

Oh well….

LOATH LIKELOVE????? Who cares (not me) REVIEW ANYWAYZ!!!  Me DON'T CARE!

Hey you lovely people who reviewed… (Despite the fact that most of you were threatened by Kylie… (glares @ her) review again!!!! (Kylie glares back) hey! At least we got reviews Amy! No thanks to you!

YAY!

I m very proud of me!!!

That's nice Amy!

Well I did type it!

Yeah, after I threatened you! (and offered you chocolate)

*Mouth full of chocolate* Yummy! Well, you weren't any help were you?

Hey! I didn't have the story stupid!

That's not the point!

*They see all the readers staring at them*

Um, I think we are scaring them…

Yeah. we'll just be going now…

*Both* Cya!