*speaking into a little voice recorder* It is right now- *checks watch* 8:34 PM. I gotta get this chappy up by 11:00. Or else the reviewers (especially Sailor Saturn and others) will flame me into oblivion! *cough* *notices that the readers are reading this* Er-heh heh. Um....There's a VERY good reason why I haven't updated in over two weeks! I just can't think of it right now.....Um yeah...read on.
Also, I shall list the members of the I Hate Hojo fan club!!
These are the special few!
Me!
Meow the chibi neko!
SenshiofSilence!
Cory
DevilWench
Inuyasha Daw
catlover55
Colleen
Those are my members!! YAY!! Anyone who has something against Hobo can get in!!
Disclaimer: Let me spell it out for you! I D-O N-O-T O-W-N I-N-U-Y-A-S-H-A!
Review Responses:
Tinuviel: You sound so much like D.g. it is scary!! And yes, we WILL nix BoB!! HAHA!! And I am DEFINITELY considering your idea! ^__________^ It would be funny! Oh, and d.g. and crew consists of Erica, D.g., Cloud (MY boyfriend), Ashitaka (Erica's boyfriend), and ME!! Yep! That's us!! The one and only!!!
i love miroku: HERE IS DA CHAPPY!!
Kuri-chan (your regular name's TOO long!!): Yes, TORTURE FOR HOJO!! ) One of my favorite sports!! And I think that Kouga will be an -interesting- twist to the story.
Litwolf689: Yes, Sesshoumaru (and others) WILL be in the story! That's all I'm gonna say for now though!
Colleen: ^_^ Don't worry! There is gonna be Mir/San fluff! DUH! And I won't hurt him THAT bad....
Meow the chibi neko: Where'd you get the flamethrower? I didn't get one!! NO FAIR!! I WANNA FLAMETHROWER!!
Fluff Writer: *grumble* Okay. I'll let him live. FOR NOW!! MUAHAHA!!!
lindy*girl: *watches as D.g. puts the hair spray to good use by spraying it on Hojo and then lighting him with a match* I can be bribed with most anything....^_^ I'll even do it for free!
Inuyasha Daw: *sigh* Why can't I just torture Miroku in peace? HE STOLE MY UNDERGARMENTS FOR GODSSAKES!!! I WANNA KILL HIM!! *cough* Fine. I'll just take out my anger on Hojo.
Subaruu0584: You sounded like Frankenstein for a moment! ^_^ That's what I sound like right now! Must write next chappy.....
Sailor Saturn: IT'S YOUR LONG AWAITED CHAPPY!! ALSO MINE!! CAUSE NOW I CAN TORTURE CERTAIN CHARACTERS!! YAY!!
Inuyashas girlfriend/I'maCutIe: Don't worry! I am planning something!! Just gimme a few chapters to fully plan it out!! But for now, I'm gonna make you out to be the bad guy-er-girl. )
SquirrelnoShi: Chocolate...need sugar high...Um-and I'll be sure to listen to your advice!
Erinperin: Why do all of my reviewers sound like D.g.?!
Stone Dragon, Ruby: MORE FLUFF SHALL COME!! ^_^ Lookie!! I finally updated!! Goody for me!!
SenshiofSilence: I hate the plushie ALMOST as much as I hate Hobo. You know what I don't get? I don't get why they call all these tests different names when they are actually the same thing! WASL, STAR, whatever! THEY ARE STILL TESTS!! T_T And I have too many of them....
Hanyou-Girl25: IT IS DEFINITELY NOT *THAT* BAD!! It's only ONE cliffy!!
battousai-heart: Yes, Kenshin was here. And so will MANY other animes make their random appearance! Cause I need to use them to make my chappies longer!
DevilWench: I'm not gonna kill him just yet! ^_________^ I wanna torture him some more!!
boo: ^_^ Yes, there will be Mir/San fluff here.
Peridot Mist: AUTHOR POWERS!! *sci-fi music comes on* Which makes the impossible possible!! GO KEN-CHAN!!
Merea: *gets evil look* Hmmm....karaoke.....^_^ Very interesting idea.....
Reiko: AHHHHHHHHHHH!! IT'S FRANKENSTEIN!! RRRRRRRRUUUUUUUNNNN!!
Mercury 4ever: Sure, yeah, I'll stick you in the story. ^_^ Just a small part though! But you may be mentioned several times!! *thinks again for a minute* Aw! What the heck!! I'll put you in a big part! ^_^ I feel happy today!!
Sakura-chan88: THANKYOUSOMUCHFORREVIEWINGMYSTORYITJUSTMADEMESOOOOHAPPYTHATIAMREALLYHYPERNOWOKAYGOTTAWRITETHENEXTCHAPPYCHOCOLATE!!! (Translation: Thank you so much for reviewing my story! It just made me soooo happy that I am really hyper right now!! Okay, gotta write the next chappy! CHOCOLATE!!)
Cat Silver: *sweatdrop* You actually LIKE Hojo?! *sigh* Okay, you can glomp him!
Just one final note! BOOYA!! I GOT OVER 100 REVIEWS!! LET'S PAR-TAY!! WHOHOO!!
Cloud: *sweatdrop* You---are weird.
Brat: Oh, and this is CLOUD!! MY CLOUD!! Isn't he cute? He's both my boyfriend and co-writer!! But he DOES have an attitude though!!
Cloud: Do not!!
Brat: DO TOO!! NOW SHUSH!! ^_^ Okay, on to the story!!
Snowball Fights and Snow Angels
Chappy 10: Dude, Is That a TIME MACHINE?!
Okay, so things weren't going too well for everybody that day. Miroku's near death, everyone in his group (except Sango and Kirara) is poisoned, and they STILL haven't reached the temple yet!! And back down with Kagome, she has to now deal with an angry Inu and an overly-possessive wolf named Kouga! And to top it all off, this author has to keep inserting different reviewers and putting up with their begging!! *cough* Oh, and another thing, there's this really obsessive girl named Kia who keeps trying to get between everybody! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS VACATION?! Oh well, we can all blame it on HOJO!! Stupid jinx!!
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He woke up to the worried face of Sango looming over him, tears of distraught running down her face in waves. He tried to make out his surroundings through the haze of fogginess that was momentarily blinding him. Groaning in weariness, he moved as if to lever himself up, but was quickly pushed back down again by Sango.
"Don't get up yet! You're still too weak!"
She sounded so worried.....Why? He groaned again as the action of his thoughts caused his head to pound like a tightly-strung drum. A sharp pain was radiating from his right hand; it felt as if someone had cut it open with a rather dull blade, slowly and with much agony. He gasped as he pushed himself up again, oblivious to Sango's frantic efforts to get him to lie back down.
"What happened?" he asked, his words drawn out and slurred, his vision still blurry.
"You sucked up the whole avalanche, remember?"
"Oh, yeah...." he trailed off as the blackness started to overtake him again. He furiously pushed it away, and tried to find out his position again. He was on a blanket, with Sango hovering right over him. Hmmmm.....
Sango felt a certain monk's left hand rub her backside.
"HENTAI!!" she screamed as she slapped him with all the strength she could muster, scuttling away from him as fast as she could while on her knees.
"You stupid houshi! I worry about you and this is the thanks I get?! I should've just let you die!!!" she screamed at his red-printed face. He faltered for a moment. He had almost died?
In a quiet voice he spoke, "I am very sorry my Lady Sango, I had no idea of the amount of stress you were under. Please accept my apologies, though I do not expect you to forgive me for my actions."
She just stared at him like he was a three-eyed pink rhinoceros. Then her face flushed a light pink as she hurriedly busied herself with making a late lunch from several plants she had found growing. A few minutes later of uncomfortable silence reigned until the lunch was finally done, and she held it out to him.
"I guess I can forgive you," she grudgingly admitted, "but don't ever do that again."
"Do what Lady Sango?" he asked as he took the offered lunch, "Almost kill myself or openly show my acts of lecherousness?"
"Both." The uncomfortable silence was replaced with a companionable silence, until.....
"HI GUYS!!!" yelled Squirrel as she and the others popped out from nowhere. The other girls were snickering as they watched the two jump up in fright and embarrassment.
"Guess who we found?"
Tinuviel, Arwen, and Merea all appeared dragging a large form that made a dull sound whenever it hit something. Like large rocks for example. They threw the figure to the ground in front of Sango, who gasped and choked as she recognized the identity of the badly bruised figure that had a cast on one of his legs.
"It's-IT'S HOJO!!" she shrieked as she backed away from Hojo quickly, "AHHHH!!! Get it away! GET! IT! AWAY!!!"
"With pleasure," answered all four of the girls as they advanced upon the fallen boy with evil glints in their eyes.
"So....how do we get rid of him?" asked Arwen.
Tinuviel, Merea, and Squirrel just cackled.
Twenty minutes later, a quickly made sled was resting itself on the edge of a steep slope, with a certain dumb-ass guy laid upon it.
"The sled SHOULD last for a trip about half-way down the mountain," calculated Merea.
"Good," smirked Squirrel, "That means that he'll have to slide down the rest of the way."
"Could one of you lovely ladies find me something to drink please?" whined a bed-ridden Miroku.
"We could always send you on the next trip on this sled, you know," threatened Tinuviel.
"Come to think of it, I wasn't that thirsty after all!"
"I thought as much."
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Kia pouted as she rode alone on the lift. It wasn't fair! How come cute guys ALWAYS react to her like that?! It was made worse by the fact that this one was actually single!! She was perfectly good-looking, right? So....
"WHY WON'T ANY GUY DATE ME FOR CRIPE'S SAKES????!!!!!" she screamed angrily, scaring several skiers (cause snowboarders are better) and causing them to crash into some really tall, really solid trees.
"I'll get a guy if it's the last thing that I do!!" she pledged as she got off and slid back down the slopes. "I'll get one....."
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Meanwhile, back in the bat cave.....OOPS!! Wrong show!! Hehe...sorry.
As I was saying, back with Kagome and her current predicament.
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"Kouga, you can put me down now...." sighed Kagome as the wolf-youkai didn't stop hugging her. Meanwhile, a certain inu-hanyou was getting redder by the minute.
"Really Kouga, she needs to breathe!" exclaimed Senshi as they watched Kagome's face turn a light blue. He finally let go.
"I just missed my woman! It's been two days since I've seen her! You can't blame me!"
Everyone just sweatdropped at this.
"ONLY two days?!" screeched Saturn, "THAT'S IT?! I've been away from my boyfriend for a whole WEEK!!! And if HE suddenly appeared out of nowhere than I wouldn't act half as bad as you!!"
"Maybe you just don't love him!" Kouga shot back.
"You dirty son of a toad-monkey!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!" yelled Saturn as she lunged at him, a nasty red aura surrounding her. Senshi, Cat, and Kagome quickly bound and gagged her as she screamed many threats.
"No killing Kouga! He may be an idiot, but it's not his fault! When Hojo appears you can take your anger out on him, okay?" suggested Senshi. At the mention of Hojo's name, an odd look came into Cat's eyes.
"You know, Hojo may be dense and stupid as a rock, but he is still really cute...." she said pensively.
"Oh my GOD!! PLEASE tell me you did not just say that!!" exclaimed Saturn as her face turned green. Somehow she had managed to free herself of the gag and ropes. Shippo was off to the side making choking noises, and even Kagome looked a little sick.
"That's just WRONG!!" Inuyasha shuddered.
"Who is Hojo?" asked Kouga.
"What? You don't remember him? He was the guy you and Inuyasha just knocked into orbit!" explained Senshi.
"Oh....you mean the freakishly dense one?"
"HE IS NOT *THAT* DENSE!!" yelled Cat.
Then, out of nowhere, a broken sled came flying out of thin air to land in the middle of the group. They all just stared in shock at the event.
"WHAT THE F***?!" yelled Inuyasha.
"Ow....." moaned a voice from the middle of the wreckage.
"HOJO-KUN!!" cheered Cat happily as she dug through the pieces of wood on top of him, "Are you okay?!" She pulled out his limp form from under the sled.
"Who are you?" asked Hojo in his insanely stupid way, looking down at Cat as she glomped him.
Cat just looked back up at him, her eyes full of unshed tears. "You dun remember me?!" He shook his head no. "FINE!! THAT'S IT!! WE'RE OVER!! I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN YOU---YOU JERK!!!" she screamed angrily as she flung him back up into the atmosphere. Everyone just stared at her in surprise and fear as she turned all happy and go-lucky again.
"Anyone up for a game of Bombardment?" she queried cheerfully.
"Eh?" everyone else responded.
"I'll explain on the way to the indoor gym that they have here!"
"They have an indoor gym too?!" The group headed slowly to the gym, learning about the rules of this new game called Bombardment.
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Unbeknownst to the Inu-tachi, two figures were stalking them. One was a certain psychopathic girl who has made most reviewers want to kill her; the other was a white coated girl who looked like she was ready to assassinate someone. They both chuckled as they neared their victims, though neither was aware of the other. As the two slowly neared each other, they spoke at the same time.
"I'll get my own boyfriend!"
"I'll scare everyone in the group and have my revenge!!"
They both heard the other and stared in shock at each other. The white coated figure spoke first.
"FEAR ME!! I AM THE ABOMIDABLE EVIL ENTITY OTHERWISE KNOWN AS BOO!!! I SHALL EXACT MY REVENGE!!! MUAHAAHAHAHA!!! BOO!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" screamed Kia in fear as she quickly ran to the oblivious Inu-tachi. "SOMEBODY HELP ME!!! IT'S GONNA KILL ME!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
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The large group heard the sound of screaming nearing them, and turned to look in surprise as a girl came leaping out of the trees to crash land in front of them. Kagome rubs her temples in annoyance.
"My day just keeps getting better and better, doesn't it....?" she grumbled.
"SAVE ME!!" screamed the girl as she latched herself onto Inuyasha.
"GETTHEF***OFFOFME!!!" he screamed in reply as he frantically tried to free himself of her Death Grip of Doom. He was seriously considering shredding her into oblivion when he recognized who this was. She seemed to have recognized him too and hugged him even tighter.
"SAVE ME INUYASHA!!!"
"GET OFF!!"
"SHUT UP!!" screeched Kagome as her nerves finally snapped, "WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU HUGGING INUYASHA?!"
The girl looked up in confusion. "My name's Kia and I was being attacked by this weird girl named Boo. I came running here because I knew that my love would protect me!!"
"Your love??????" asked Kagome in disbelief, before turning to glare at Inuyasha, "First you go off with that Kikyo-slut, and now you are dating this person?! HOW DARE YOU!!" She slapped him in the face. "You-you-YOU TWO-TIMING SON OF A-"
"Wait Kagome!" inserted Saturn, "Hear him out!" She had noticed the look of shock on Inuyasha's face, and knew that what this girl was saying wasn't true. At least not on Inuyasha's part.
"Fine," she grudgingly ground out, "Speak."
The first words that came out of his mouth were, "THIS FREAKY LADY IS LYING!! GETHEROFFME!!!" He succeeded in pulling Kia off with the help Senshi and Cat.
"So you don't love her?" asked Kagome in a hesitant voice.
"HELLNO!!!"
"Don't speak like that to my woman dog-face!" threatened Kouga.
"FOR THE LAST TIME, SHE IS NOT YOUR WOMAN!!" Inuyasha retorted.
"Not again....." muttered Shippo.
"Who's that cute guy with the tail?"
"Shut up Kia."
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^_^ As you can see, the characters don't really like Kia. But that *may* change...
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A scream rent the air as a certain monk was having his right hand treated.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!"
"Quit being such a baby!"
"IT HURTSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He winced again as Sango took another dab of alcohol to his hand, where the dark hole in it had spread, nearly an eighth bigger than it was originally.
"We're almost done!" She inspected the cut that she had just cleaned, and, verifying it disinfected, moved on to the next one.
A little ways away, the other four girls were discussing how to get the two together.
"We could stick them in a shack?" suggested Tinuviel.
"But that wasn't how it was done in the series!" whined Arwen.
"Well, I don't know! I haven't gotten that far yet!"
"Maybe we should just let love work out its true course?" said Merea hopefully.
"HELL NO!! We wanna get these two together faster!" responded Tinuviel.
"How well do you think the other three are doing on their assignment?" asked Squirrel.
"I don't know. But I know those three well enough to have the profound suspicion that they are already up to something...."
"OWWWWIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
Squirrel flinched at the loud scream. "My ears are starting to hurt....."
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Up on a high, lone cliff that looked impassable, a certain school boy sat, nursing his wounds and wondering what he ever did to deserve this. He looked over the edge and found that there was no way down, and there was no way to contact anybody. He sighed. This was going to take some time to get out of......
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I hate Hojo.....
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Saturn sighed for what felt like the millionth time as she watched the quartet fight. All of these love spats were reminding her of how much she missed her boyfriend. He was probably off somewhere, collecting dragon balls and defeating bad guys. There wasn't any way he could ever get to this dimension, and she still had a week left to spend here. Although it was really fun to play secret agent and meet her favorite anime stars, she would enjoy it much more if Trunks were here with her.
"Jeez...you just keep sighing! What's wrong?" asked a concerned Senshi.
"Nothing..." she muttered disconsolately.
"Those sighs are definitely NOT nothing!" Cat stated. "Tell us, or I'll sic my minions on you!"
"I miss my Trunks...."
"Yeah, well I miss my special minions, but I'm not moping!"
"It's not like they're your boyfriends or something...."
"SO? They're my minions!"
"....How DID you get those two minions anyway? Did you have Washu make clones for you or something?"
"Well-" She was cut off by a bright flash of light and much noise, mainly consisting of bangs and a low humming.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" shouted out everybody except Kagome, Kia, and Shippo.
They all watched in amazement as a large floating ship-thingy just popped right out of the sky.
"Uh-oh...." groaned Saturn as she saw the machine's occupants. "This isn't good...."
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So, who's in the ship thing? You're gonna have to review to find out! I'll post my next chappy tomorrow! ^__^ Sorry again for not updating for so long! I had computer troubles (*flashback* D.G.!! TELL ME YOU DIDN'T JUST DISSEMBLE MY COMPUTER?!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!") *cough* But now it's fixed! Oh, and Saturn and Mercury, could you PLEASE help me? I know it sounds stupid, but I have only seen ONE episode of Sailor Moon so far....I need help as to the names of your characters' attacks. HELP MEH!!!
Oh, and one more note, I'm also gonna be working ALL day tomorrow (we have a Renaissance Fair at my Junior High, I'M GOING AS A JAPANESE TRADER FROM THE MEIJI ERA!! Cool, ne? I don't think that it's authentic, but hey! I GET TO DRESS UP LIKE KENSHIN!! WHOHOO!!!) And I have to draw about two hundred to five hundred anime pics....*gets swirly eyes at the thought* By Friday.....So, to help me through my time of writer's block, tell me in reviews what you think should happen! The plot's gonna get a lot more interesting! And I'm gonna use the ideas sent in too by my reviewers!
A preview for the next chappy!
The two identical pairs just looked at each other in shock.
"You're me?!" shouted the first as they pointed at the other mirror-like copy.
"I'm you?!" Yelled the second pair.
"Dang! I look good!"
Yep! That's the preview!! So, see ya later, ja ne!!