Brat here for another update! Oh, and for those who were wondering, Erica's gonna update her fic either tomorrow or the day after! ^_^ Sorry about us taking so long to update!! FORGIVE US!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha...or Oreos...or a car...or my own house....
Review Responses:
Rin: Of course I'll e-mail you! I LOVE CHATTING!! *grumbles* That is if D.g. doesn't steal my computer again....Anyways, I'm glad that you liked the chappies! Oh, and you're in the club!! ^_^ I'll add you to my list! In the next chappy I'll list who's in it! I wanna see how many people hate Hojo! And I'll try to make the characters more clear too!
Mk8itty: *gets a strange look on face* That's a good idea....^_^
Celestial Dragon: You're in! ^____^ People actually read A/Ns! And you're right, he IS dense! Denser than brick! Denser even than the densest thing in the world, which is HIM of course!
Mercury 4ever: The Roman god of water? *gets confused look on face* Ooookkkaayyy...never heard of that one! But I *will* use the attacks, thanks! You'll either appear in this chappy or in the next!
SquirrelnoShi: You're in also! ^_^ And you made a very good point...gotta think about that....fire fuel.....I should give that idea to D.g.!
drow goddess: You're in! Also! Man, I've been saying that a lot today! AND THANK YOU FOR FORGIVING ME!! ARIGATOU!! YOU ARE SO NICE!!!
dark-coyote: Sure, I'll stab him for ya! *gets evil look on face* Do you wanna be in the I Hate Hojo club? You would make a good member!
Story-Sprite: *sigh* Fine then....you can be in it....but only for a short time!! TOO MANY CHARACTERS!! GHAAAAAAA!!!
Sailor Saturn: ^_^ THANK YOU OH SO MUCH!! *looks embarrassed* I REALLY should see that show....I'll be sure to use your attacks! And I think that I can fit that gaive thing in there! But, are you sure it isn't spelled 'glaive'? Because I know that THAT is a weapon, and my spell check isn't registering the word gaive as an official word! *kicks computer* STUPID USELESS PIECE OF JUNK!! *words flash on screen*
EMERGENCY SHUT DOWN MODE INITIATED
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
Okay, this is gonna be kind of a short chappy! Sorry to y'all, but I gotta be in bed by twelve! I DO HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW!! And it's right now 9:46, sooooo....We'll see how much I can write in less than three hours!
Snowball Fights and Snow Angels
Chappy 11: WHO ARE THEY?!
Let's just say that it's been a VERY weird day. Okay, RECAP!! Hojo is, thankfully, stuck on the top of the mountain with serious injuries. Miroku is *obviously* feeling better, and his group will be heading up the mountain again. And down with Kagome and her little gang, a girl named Kia says that she is in love with Inuyasha. Everybody hates her so far. And then, just when things were starting to make a little sense, a strange air craft appears out of thin air, and Saturn seems to recognize its occupants. And then to top it all off, some other crazy girl seems to be stalking them. Can somebody PLEASE tell me why all of this is happening?!
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Warning: Many different anime characters will be making their appearance. You have been warned.
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Saturn groaned as she saw the ship land right in front of them, smoke and dust obscuring their vision of its occupants. This would DEFINTELY not be good. She had to get everybody away from here, and quickly. Why did HE have to arrive here, of all places?! Wasn't he dead?! He should be. But she didn't have time to dwell on the matter. She quickly made her way to Cat and Senshi. They looked at her quizzically, not knowing what was going on.
"It's somebody you definitely do NOT wanna meet," she hissed at them, "We gotta get everyone away, NOW."
"Why? Who is it? And what are they doing here?" queried Senshi.
"It's a bad guy from my boyfriend's world," she answered, "But I thought that he was dead...."
"A bad guy?!" exclaimed Cat, "Lemme at him!! I'll sic my minions on he who dares to try and interrupt this perfect plan to get those two together!"
The other two girls just looked at her like she was crazy. Which she was, of course.
"Duh! The plan was ruined the second Kouga arrived!" said a very chastise Senshi.
"You guys! This is no time to be arguing! We gotta go!" Saturn nearly yelled.
"Why? We could just beat him up!" Senshi stated proudly.
"It's not gonna be THAT easy," Saturn said, "The last time I checked, this guy was not as powerful as he is now! His power's grown nearly a MILLION times stronger!"
"WHAT?!" shouted both Senshi and Cat. "Who is this guy?!"
"Frieza," explained Saturn grimly.
Both of the girls' jaws almost hit the floor at that mere word.
"There's no way we can run now!!" wailed Cat, pointing at the ship. "He's already walking toward us!!"
Senshi and Cat whirled around at her statement, and indeed, there was Frieza walking toward them, his whole body made of a weird metallic kind of flesh. He definitely looked indestructible. He stopped right before the shocked group, who were still staring at him in a kind of trance. Inuyasha was the one who broke out of it first.
"WHO THE F*** ARE YOU?!" he politely asked in a calm voice. (Sarcasm peoples!) Frieza just looked at him disgustedly before attacking. In the blink of an eye, Inuyasha was being propelled backward by a large fist that had been slammed into his stomach. He crashed into a nearby tree, and lay there stunned. Kia just stared at his immobile form in fright, before backing away from the scene quickly.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S GONNA KILL ME!!!" she yelled as she ran off. (But don't worry, she'll be back! *cackles*)
"INUYASHA!!" Kagome cried out, running to his side where she hurriedly checked to see if he was okay. Frieza started to advance upon her too, when suddenly Kouga was standing in front of him, blocking his way.
"You stay away from my woman, bastard!" he snarled, lunging at him. With a flick of his wrist, Frieza defeated Kouga too, sending him flying into one of the lodge's outer walls. So now only Cat, Senshi, Saturn, Shippo, and Kagome were left standing.
Frieza started to advance upon Kagome again, and spoke out with a haughty, yet mechanical, voice, "I am Lord Frieza. And you, girl, hold the power that was rumored throughout all of the dimensions to give complete and absolute power to those who wanted it. Give it to me," he ordered, pointing at her, his lips twisted in a sadistic smirk, "Or else all that you cherish shall be destroyed."
"NO!" shouted Kagome in rebuke.
"Fine then, you shall die and I shall take its power from your charred remains."
"Kagome!" shouted Shippo, running to stand in front of her, "I won't let you hurt her!" Frieza just looked at Shippo with pure malice as the little fox youkai attacked, "KITSUNE BI!!!" The blue flames just bounced off of Frieza's skin, not even leaving a burn mark or scratch.
"Weakling," was all Frieza uttered before disposing of Shippo just like Kouga and Inuyasha.
The four three remaining people just looked on helplessly as Frieza began his march again.
"Oh, I wish that I had my glaive!" moaned Saturn.
"Ditto here!" agreed Senshi.
"Why don't you guys just try to heal Kouga and Inuyasha?" suggested Cat.
"You're right!" shouted the two girls. They quickly formed a plan and put it into action. Senshi would sneak over and heal Inuyasha, and Saturn would heal Kouga, while Cat distracted Frieza.
"OI!! METAL HEAD!!" shouted Cat as she waved from the side, "You're so ugly, even your mama dun wanna go near you!" She cackled as she backed away, "FEAR MEH!! I HAVE POWERS!!"
Frieza just looked at her in irritation. "Die." He shot an energy beam at her, which she quickly side-jumped, although she didn't make it all the way and was grazed on her right shoulder.
"OWIE!!" She cried. She looked on in horror as the alien stalked toward her, "I dun like this game no more! Somebody help meh!!" She screamed as she quickly ran off, leaving a smirking Frieza behind. Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed the two girls making their way to both Kouga and Inuyasha.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you," he threatened, turning to face the two. They both stopped in their tracks as he suddenly appeared in front of Senshi. She squeaked and backed away quickly, but tripped over the inert form of Inuyasha. Saturn watched with a feeling of hopelessness. I can't fight him, if only Trunks were here! She thought with a feeling of despair. As soon as she thought this, another light appeared, and out of this light came another space ship. Oh no! I bet it's more of Frieza's henchmen! What are we gonna do?! She watched in growing terror as three figures stepped out of the ship. There was NO way she would be able to fight these people!!
"Saturn?" came a hesitant voice from the shroud of dust that hung in the air from the ship's landing. She gasped as she recognized it.
"TRUNKS!!!" she glomped the said teenage boy when he strode into view.
"Can't.....breathe...." he choked, his face turning blue. She quickly let go.
"Trunks, Frieza's here, ya gotta help me!! I don't have my glaive, and everybody else is knocked out!! DO SOMETHING!!"
"FRIEZA?!" shouted Trunks in surprise, "BUT I KILLED HIM!!!"
"Well, obviously he's not dead anymore!! SO KILL HIM AGAIN!!" she ordered as she pushed him towards the metallic being.
"It's you!" accused Frieza in shock, "I'LL KILL YOU!!" Frieza lunged at Trunks, aiming a quick punch to his head.
"How come you're still alive?!" yelled Trunks as he fought back, already powered up into a super saiyan.
"I had some help," Frieza coolly explained as he doubled his offense, forcing Trunks to retaliate.
"Your new power won't be enough to save you!" Trunks threatened, an energy ball forming in his hand, "YOU SHALL DIE!!"
Frieza realized the danger he was in, and quickly jumped away. "I will be back!" he warned as he reentered his spaceship, "And I'll bring help with me too!" The ship lurched into the air and took off in a blinding flash of light.
"Well......that was unexpected...." muttered Senshi. She then noticed all of the unconscious people around her, including Kagome who seemed to have fainted from the shock of it all. She looked back over to where Saturn had returned to glomping Trunks and rolled her eyes.
"C'mon! We got people to heal ya know!!" she called in exasperation. Saturn reluctantly let go of a blue-faced Trunks and moved between the hurt people, healing them with a simple touch.
"Is it safe yet?" called a voice from behind a large tree.
"Yes Cat, it's safe!" answered Senshi. Cat gleefully made her way toward the group, before noticing the other two figures that had arrived with Trunks.
"INY!! MIRO!! YAY!!" she squealed as she latched onto the two.
"GET OFF!!" shouted a very angry Iny. Miro just had this goofy grin on his face.
"I love you too!" he cried before returning the glomp.
"EWWWWWWW!!!" screeched Cat as she slapped him, "I DUN LIKE YOU LIKE THAT!! BAD MINION!! BAD!!" She stalked away from him, looking VERY flustered. "Pervert..." she muttered. Senshi and Saturn looked at the two minions.
"This.....will not be pleasant...." Senshi said faintly. Saturn turned to Trunks.
"Trunks, could you go get the group that's up on the mountains please? I think that we have some explaining to do, and we're gonna need the others' help."
"Sure!" he said as he flew off, returning only minutes later carrying the other group in a large cargo bag made of sleeping bags. (*sweatdrop* How else could he carry that many people? I HAD TO THINK OF SOMETHING!!)
He carefully set them down. Tinuviel, Squirrel, Arwen, Merea, and Kirara stepped out, while Sango came dragging an unconscious Miroku, muttering something about stupid houshis and flying teenagers. She got one look at the still unconscious people on the ground and instantly asked, "What happened?"
The newest characters didn't know how to answer that, so they just whistled innocently.
"SPEAK NOW!!" she ordered, before choking in shock. She felt something hugging her *really* tightly, and looked down to find an exact Miroku look-alike hugging her. She then looked at the unconscious Miroku that she was dragging, and then back at the look-alike.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! THERE ARE TWO OF THEM!!!" Her screams woke the others up. Groaning, they all slowly got up. Two pairs of exact eyes met two pairs of the other exact same eyes.
The two identical pairs just looked at each other in shock.
"You're me?!" shouted the first pair as they pointed at the other mirror-like copy.
"I'm you?!" yelled the second pair.
"Dang! I look good!"
This comment from a certain lecherous monk brought a certain heavy bone boomerang from a certain demon exterminator onto his head.
"Ow...." he moaned, rubbing the sore spot.
"Now, ANSWER MY QUESTION!!" demanded Sango again.
The newest characters just looked unsure as to where to begin.
"Well....." started out Tinuviel, "How can we explain this.....?"
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Up somewhere on a high mountain peak, a lone figure sat disconsolately.
"Why does this always happen to me?" Hojo moaned. He had to find some way to get off of this peak! He crawled over to the edge again, but screamed in pain as he felt his hand get punctured by a sharp piece of rock.
"I want my mommy......"
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^_^* Review please! I'll post the next chappy soon! Oh, and that last paragraph with Hojo is dedicated to dark-coyote! Dun worry, all of this will make sense soon! And no, Boo and Kia, I have not forgotten about you! And Mercury, you'll be in the next chappy! Until next time, ja ne!!