Please dun hurt meh. I have reasons for not updating. Really. I just can't think of any right now. But I'll update EVERY DAY this week (although the chapters are relatively short), all the way up till Saturday to make it up. I'm gonna be gone next week (till Friday) at Fine Arts Camp, but I'll be sure to keep working there too. After all, writing IS a form of art. I just gotta bring along a bunch of notepaper. Expect a HUGE chappy when I get back! The same goes for Erica and D.g., because they're going too! But once I get back, I'm all yours! I'll be updating often and making longer chappies, so be patient till then!
Also, on a WAY cooler note, for those of you who know about AMVs (anime music videos) I strongly suggest that you check out studio-pink.org! They have some cool vids, and I can attest for that! Because, well, I AM A MEMBER!! Sadly, they might be dislocated for a while (evil web hosts), but still, I suggest that you go and sign up! It's totally free, and the chat rooms are so fun! If you are interested, then just e-mail me! I got plenty of other sites for you to choose from too!
Also (yes, I do have a lot of announcements) for those of you who like crossovers, me (and D.g. and Erica), and a whole lot of hilarious moments (like Kenshin in a Gundam), go check out (and review) Jack's story, the Legend of Six. Please? He needs the reviews (no offense Jack!)!
Sadly, this is gonna be one of my shortest chaps. But tomorrow, be ready for THE longest chap I can possibly make, to make up for this sorry excuse for a chapter! Also, this will mainly just be a spoof chap, mostly concerning Kenshin. ^_^ He's cool.
Disclaimer: I dun own Inuyasha.
Review Responses: OH MY GOD!!! LOOK AT ALL OF THESE!!!!!
Sailor Saturn: Everything SHALL be mentioned!! ^_^ Give meh some time though. Oh, and I LOVED the pics!
Lunatic Pandora: *looks slightly freaked out* Uh.......Inu and Kouga got beat up because they were surprised??????? Hehe....but Sesshy will make his arrival soon....I just dun know when yet....
DevilWench: ) Good ideas.......*evil laugh*
lindy*girl: You're in da club, and I'll seriously consider the idea....*cackles* Oh, and D.g. liked the hairspray. I would LOVE to have a Super Soaker full of nitric acid to use on lawyers and Hojo!!
Reiko-chan: *bows happily* Thank you!
youkai chick supreme: *evil laugh again* What an ingenious idea!! Tenchi (with Ryoko) meets Kenshin (and the rest). BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! I can just see it now!
Tinuviel: All you have to do is ask, and I'll give you a boyfriend. Who do you want? Sesshy, maybe Kouga? Or how about Kenshin?? I AM doing some random crossovers in this fic ya know! And D.g. did actually break my compy!! And no, sadly, Trunks will NOT be teaching Inu any tricks.
SailorKagome: You are now an official member of the I Hate Hojo club!! (IHH)
SquirrelnoShi: NO, Sango does NOT get them both!! *hands Squirrel a bottle of weed killer* For the tree that keeps on following you.
Saiyan_Demon: *looks contemplative* What a good idea....oh, and you are a member of IHH now!
Cat Silver: Craziness.....*snaps out of horrified daze* YOU LIKE JAKEN?! MAN!! YOU ARE SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omnitoad: I didn't know that there was such a thing as an omnitoad.....coolness....
DarkWaterAngel: ^-^ Here's da next chappy!
Zeheria: If ya want Kouga and Inu, all ya have ta do is get a strand of their hair, and then give it to Washu! She'll make a clone for you!! ^_^ That's how I got Cloud!! *glomps her boyfriend*
Sauratos: Why a monkey?????????? Oh well, it's not my place to question the sanity of my reviewers.
Subaruu0584: *looks indecisive* Maaaaayyyyybbeeeeee.....we'll see.
Silver Yukai: Why'd ya change your name??!! *sigh* Anyways, you're in da IHH club. And what is Golden Sun?????????????????????????? And a bird named Frodo? Did somebody drop you on your head as a child?!
Meow the chibi neko: It's not your flamethrower?! Uh-oh......*hears a loud shout as D.g. finds out that her flamethrower, comics, and stash of candy has been stolen* I'm so dead............
SenshiofSilence: That WOULD be a good club to start, ya know! Also, I agree that you REALLY need a new comp! Jeez...only 13 megs left?!
Merea: You better watch out for Sailor Saturn....she gets jealous.....
Peridot Mist: .......................you people really frighten me sometimes..........
Fluff Writer: ^.^ And here's another member for the IHH club! Yes!
Inuyasha Daw: I have just realized that I'm the most idiotic person in the world for doing something like this for my first fic ever.........
SUGER-HIGH-YUKAI-GIRL: Uh...sure...you can be in the IHH club......just PLEASE calm down......
Sakura-chan88: Don't worry, this'll be a good chappy with both OC and Inu point of views!! And I'll be sure to get the message across to D.g. and Erica!
Inuyashas girlfriend/I'maCutIe: Don't worry. I got all da info I need.
Litwolf689: You're in da club!
Cherry Blossom: O_O* Always watching???? OMG, I'm being stalked.....
katherine/megan jones: *same surfer dude voice* Dude, thanks a bunch. Your review was like totally awesome, like cool. *switches back to normal voice* Those surfer guys speak mega weird.
drow goddess: Dun worry! I'll make a REALLY good chap tomorrow, today I have only an hour to write this, so I'm hurrying!
Rin the Kitsune: Weird. Usually, when people see two Mirokus, they scream, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! TWO MIROKUS!! $H*T!!!!"
boo: My reason for making you white? Because, you shall play the abominable snowman in my story!! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!
DRAGON FIRE: You're in da club!! ^_^ Yummy. Ramen.
DVL: Weird....the same thing happens with my comp too....freaky....
OH MY GOD!! *THIRTY SIX* REVIEWS!! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!! *falls over and faints*
Cloud: *sweatdrop* Freak....
Brat: *regains consciousness* What did you say?!
Cloud: Hehe....nothing....
Brat: That's what I thought! Now, on to the long awaited chap!
Cloud: Beware. It's gonna stink.
Brat: *glare* SHUT THE HELL UP!! OR ELSE YOU SHALL FACE MY WRATH!!
Cloud: *gulp* Uh, I was just joking. Yeah, joking!
Brat: .....................
Cloud: SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!
Brat: *evil face* OFF TO THE ROOM OF DOOM WITH YOU!! *throws him into D.g.'s room* *screams are heard* Now say you're sorry!
Cloud: *voice is muffled as he yells through the door* SORRYSORRYSORRY!! JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE!! *another scream* OH MY GOD!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT MOVING UNDER D.G.'S BED?!
Brat: *evil grin* Meet Fred, the Japanese Strawberry-Jelly Slug. He eats people.
Cloud: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Brat: On with the chap!
Snowball Fights and Snow Angels
Chapter 12: The Easy Way Out
Recap time! Okkkkkkaaaaaaayyyyy...the summary of the last chapter would have to be declared as insane and confusing....but do I look like I care?! NO!! SO HA!! IN YOUR FACE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *cough gasp choke* Anyways, so far, the Inu-gang have been attacked by this one freak named Frieza from DBZ, something's going on with the OCs, and who are these new guys that look like Inu and Miroku?! ^_^ Sadly, we may not find out this chapter. Let's wait and see what my diseased mind comes up with. I'm leaning toward plain crazy crossovers!
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The two groups just stared at each other. On one side, there were the normal, well-known characters that we all know and love, and on the other side there were the new-comers with a lot of weird secrets, one of them mainly being how there could be exact duplicates of Inuyasha and Miroku standing right there.
"Well?" prodded Sango in a firm voice, clearly expecting a straight answer, "Tell us. What the hell just happened?"
The newbies just stared at each other, unsure of how to answer that question. Silence reigned for a moment. Everybody started to twitch; the silence was deafening. Nobody could come up with answer. Squirrel started to chew on an acorn. Finally, Cat could take it no longer.
"GROUP HUDDLE!!" shouted Cat as she pulled them all in a circle for discussion. She glared back over her shoulder at the others, "And no eavesdropping either! All of you must stay at least two hundred yards away!"
"TWO HUNDRED YARDS?!" yelled Kagome, in obvious disagreement in having to walk that far in the snow.
"Okay, two hundred feet then," Cat amended.
"Oh, okay!" They turned and left, still staring curiously at the conversing group.
Cat returned to the quiet argument at hand.
"We should just tell them the truth," suggested Merea, hope in her voice.
"NO WAY!!" protested Senshi, "It could ruin the whole story line!"
"What about lying?" Tinuviel asked nervously.
"Those two demons would be able to smell if we did," stated Iny as he shivered. It was getting cold, and he was only dressed for the beach.
"How about we just ignore what they asked?"
Everyone just stared pointedly at Miro.
"*sigh* Point taken." He looked at Iny and noticed his friend's discomfort. "Are you cold too?"
"Keh."
"I'll take that as a yes."
"Maybe we could just run off," said Squirrel, the girls totally ignoring the guys.
"They could track us," countered Arwen.
"Trunksies!" giggled Saturn as she kept on glomping Trunks.
"*sweatdrop* Uh, Saturn, now's not the best time."
"Do I look like I care?!"
"Oo, that looks fun, me wanna try!" Cat exclaimed as she too glomped Trunks.
"Get offa him!" shouted Saturn as she held up her newly found glaive (that Trunks brought) warningly, "Or so help me I'll-"
"Let's get back on topic, shall we?" scolded Tinuviel.
The group stood in silent thought. Finally, Cat couldn't take the silence anymore and decided to take drastic measures.
"I have an easy way out!!"
Everyone looked at her in shock, "HOW?!"
She grinned triumphantly, "We just erase their memories."
*Group facevault*
"Okay, I guess that you dun like that idea. How about we alter their memories?"
"Alter them?" asked Trunks in confusion.
"Yeah, we just sorta tweak their memories a bit."
"Won't work," sighed Merea.
"Why not?" Cat pouted, disappointed that her idea might not work.
"Because, it could totally change their personalities if something went wrong."
"Damn."
"No swearing."
The whole group sighed in defeat, until Saturn came up with one of the best ideas ever made.
"How about we tell the half-truth? That way, we won't be lying, and they won't know everything!"
Everyone just stared in amazement at the suggestion.
"That is so crazy, it just might work!" exclaimed Trunks.
"Thank you....I think."
"Break!" shouted Cat as they broke out of their huddle and walked towards the Inu-tachi.
"Okay, so which one of us should explain this?" asked Squirrel.
"Meh! Meh!" demanded Cat as she hopped up and down. Everyone ignored her.
"It's gotta be someone smart," stated Squirrel.
"And cunning," added Senshi.
"And hot," inserted Miro.
*group glare*
"Hehe...sorry, it just came out."
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Here's where Kia, Silver (Silver Yukai), and Boo all come in. Boy. I am so mean. To the anime characters that is.
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Kenshin just stared at the impending war in front of him. Yahiko had said something about Kaoru being ugly, and now Kaoru was exacting her vengeance.
"OWOWOWOWOOWW!! STOP THAT!!" whimpered Yahiko as Kaoru furiously attacked him with her wooden sword. (What's the name again? Bokken?)
Kenshin sighed. This would be a long day.
"Ya know, they kinda look like brother and sister when they fight," said Sanosuke with rare insight.
"You are right, that you are, Sano, they do look like siblings," commented Kenshin, and with an after thought, "Siblings that don't get along."
Sano laughed, "Yep, that's for sure!"
But both conversations, both aggressive and non-aggressive, were cut short by a sudden loud scream and a certain figure running into Kenshin. It seemed to be chanting something along the lines of 'Savemesavemesaveme!! The evil metal freak's gonna kill me!'
"Excuse me miss, but what are you talking about?" asked Kenshin as he attempted to remove the girl's iron grip from around his waist. Kaoru was growing angrier by the second, and it would not be long before she totally went out of control.
"Let go of him!" shouted Kaoru as she tried to assist Kenshin in freeing him.
"The freak thing's gonna get me! The freak thing's gonna get me!" she kept chanting in a sort of mantra.
*group sweatdrop*
"What do we do now?" asked Yahiko, "It's obvious that she's not gonna let go of Kenshin any time soon."
"YES SHE IS!!" stated Kaoru angrily as she tugged even harder at the girl, "LET KENSHIN GO RIGHT THIS SECOND!!"
"@o@ Oro...." gasped Kenshin as he grew dizzy from lack of air.
"LET GO OF HIM!!" and with one tug she managed to yank the girl off of Kenshin, and succeeded in knocking him down on her. She stared up at him in embarrassment for a minute, acutely aware of the position that they were in. He stared back in shock, his whole body paralyzed. Five minutes went by. Then ten. Then twenty. By this time Sano and Yahiko had decided to start a snowball fight with the girl. Thirty minutes went by. Then forty. They soon abandoned the game and placed bets on when the pair would come back to reality. Fifty minutes. Sano won the bet. An hour. The girl was now currently glomping Sano, and he appeared to be quite comfortable with that. After an hour and ten minutes of waiting, Yahiko finally snapped and uttered the words that would kill him soon.
"Kaoru's got a boyfriend! Are you two getting cozy down there on the ground, 'cause it sure looks like that!" This jolted them into awareness. They both got up extremely fast, their faces blushing in embarrassment.
"I am very sorry Miss Kaoru, that I am," Kenshin kept apologizing.
"No, no, it wasn't your fault Kenshin, it was mine," countered Kaoru. Unbeknownst to the two, they were unconsciously getting closer the entire time, until their faces were only a hand's length apart. Time froze for a moment. Then it started again.
"Hey! You two gonna kiss already or what?!" taunted Yahiko.
*evil aura flares up behind Kaoru as she glares at him*
"YOU WILL DIE!!" screamed Kaoru as she starts whacking at him again with the sword.
"AH!! SANO!! HELP ME!!" pleaded Yahiko as he hid behind Sano.
"Heh, you're on your own kid," teased Sano as he moved aside to let Kaoru kill Yahiko.
"Um...excuse me," inserted Kia, "But who are you people?"
They all paused in whatever they were doing.
"I am Kenshin Himura, that I am. This is Miss Kaoru, that is Sanosuke, and that is Yahiko," Kenshin introduced each one in turn.
"Hi! My name is Kia! Nice to meet you!" she bowed, then decided to glomp Sano again, "You're fuzzy warm!"
Sano turned a deep shade of crimson, and the rest of his companions were currently laughing hysterically.
"Looks like Sano's got himself a girlfriend too!"
"Yahiko, if I EVER hear you speak that again, I'll force you to eat Kaoru's cooking!"
"Eep!"
"Get out of the way!!" an unknown voice screamed, sounding frantic. They all looked up to find a girl pelting toward them on skis.
"AHHHHHHHH-*oomph*" and for the second time that day, Kenshin was tackled. This time by a girl with long, silky silver hair and golden eyes. (Yes. I made you a youkai, Silver. Deal with it.)
"Ow......" the girl looked up into the face of Kenshin.
"This seems to be happening to me a lot, that it does," he stated.
"You're cute."
"NANI?!" he asked in shock, before realizing the girl had passed out.
"What is it with girls and fainting?" asked Sano in bewilderment, before getting punched by Kaoru.
"Shut it before you lose it," she warned.
"Ite....." the girl moaned when Kaoru poured some hot water (with a certain malice, might I add) on her face. "Where am I? And who are you?" Once again, intros were made, and the girl slowly stood up. "Ite, that's the last time I EVER ski, from here on out, it'll be snowboarding all the way baby!" (*cough*Snowboardersarebetter*cough*)
"Oh, and by the way, my name's Silver!"
"How many more weird girls are gonna run into us today?!" exclaimed Yahiko.
Just then, another girl wearing a white coat shouting 'BOO' went streaking by.
"Don't. Say. A. Word." gritted out Yahiko.
"None said."
"Well, that was weird. Who's up for the buffet?" asked Kia.
"I like Applebee's better."
"Buffet."
"Applebee's."
"Buffet!"
"Applebee's!"
"BUFFET!"
"APPLEBEE'S!"
"JUST SHUT IT!!"
"YOU shut it!"
"Bite me!"
"Worm!"
"Toad!"
"Pond scum!"
"Bird brains!"
"Be-OTCH!!"
"OOO!! YOU GOT ME ANGRY NOW!!"
"BRING IT!!"
"You-you-YOU JAKEN!!"
*a loud, audible gasp*
"THAT'S
IT!! YOU ARE DEAD!!"
The Kenshin gang just watched
in amazement as the two girls went head to head in an all out fist fight.
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Back with the Inu-crew
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Cat jumped up in shock, surprising her companions.
"Someone just said my beloved's name!"
"You're beloved?" asked Saturn in confusion.
"Yeah, someone said Jaken!"
*silent shock descended upon the group*
"WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU LIKE *JAKEN*?!" exclaimed Inu.
Everyone just backed away from the OBVIOUSLY deranged Cat.
"You....are frightening....." commented Tinuviel.
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Off to Hojo land!
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He was cold, hungry, and in pain. He had been smashed, frozen, broken, battered, STABBED, and cut. Why did this always happen to him?! He blankly gazed around in depression, then blinked repeatedly to check if his eyes were deceiving him. Standing off to his left, was a monkey. Around its furry brown neck was a red collar, and he could see the word 'Sauratos' written in gold ink on it. (*snicker*)
"Why, come here little fella, I'm not gonna hurt you!" He held out his frostbitten hand as a token of friendship. Warily, the little monkey creeped forward, sniffed his hand, and then bit it, leaving little bleeding teeth marks. It had sharp teeth, that monkey did.
"AHHHH!!" Hojo jerked his hand back in shock and pain, feeling an odd tingling and numbing sensation spreading throughout his veins. The monkey just laughed hysterically and scampered back down the mountain. Hojo began to feel woozy, and realized that he had been diagnosed with some sort of disease from that monkey.
"Damn..."
(OMG!! HOJO SWORE!! HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO SWEAR!! HE SHALL PAY!!)
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And so ends the completely random, totally stupid, short chappy. And since I had only one hour to write it (damn the Advanced Tech class!) that's all it can be. Dun worry, tomorrow's will be about five hundred times better. And if it isn't, you can flame me. In fact, I don't even ask you to review this chappy, because I'm well aware of how lame and off-topic it is. Forgive me. Tomorrow's will be centered on the Inu-tachi once more! I promise!
6/14: Okay. Forget everything I have just said about updating this week. Ya know why? The uploader wasn't working. I had finished this chap on MONDAY, and the uploader was out ALL week. And today it's Saturday, I am finally able to upload, and I have to leave tomorrow along with Erica and D.g.. Sad, aren't you? BUT, I have some good news. Erica's finally up off her lazy ass and kicking it into high gear with writing. Expect about a five thousand or six thousand word chappy next weekend. Thank God, we're finally over our writer's block. Well, two of us are. D.g. might be writing another chap today. Maybe. But as for me, all I could come up with was this spoof chap. Man, it sucks. Does anybody out there have ANY good ways to get over writer's block?!