Chapter Two : Very Folly Old Friends
Gandalf in his rickety horse-drawn carriage finally arrived at Bilbo Baggins large hobbit home. Gandalf opened a gate which held a sign, which read "You're folly. Go away!" and walked up the little path to Bilbo's round front door. After ringing the door bell 20 times in about three seconds, Gandalf was greeted by the old hobbit and walked inside.
"Want some cheese? Want some eggs? We've got all kinds of eggs. Mind if I eat? Surely you'll want tea. I can make you some. Want some with your eggs or with your cheese? Sorry I'm so inhospitable at the time. Here, have a chair. I can get you some good ale. Year 1246 almost as old as I am ha ha good ale indeed here have some it's good want some? sure you do you'll like some with your cheesy eggs or was that egg-like cheese? sit down old friend and have some taters," Bilbo rambled without taking a breath.
"Just Hobbit Weed, thank you," Gandalf replied as he sat down reading one of Bilbo's old maps.
"Want some cheese? Want some eggs? We've got all kinds of eggs. Mind if I eat? Surely you'll want tea. I can make you some. Want some with your eggs or with your cheese? Sorry I'm so inhospitable at the time. Here, have a chair. I can get you some good ale. Year 1246 almost as old as I am ha ha good ale indeed here have some it's good want some? sure you do you'll like some with your cheesy eggs or was that egg-like cheese? sit down old friend and have some taters," Bilbo continued.
"Again, just Hobbit Weed," Gandalf stated back to the fidgeting hobbit.
"Want some cheese? Want some eggs? We've got all kinds of eggs. Mind if I eat? Surely you'll want tea. I can make you some. Want some with your eggs or with your cheese? Sorry I'm so inhospitable at the time. Here, have a chair. I can get you some good ale. Year 1246 almost as old as I am ha ha good ale indeed here have some it's good want some? sure you do you'll like some with your cheesy eggs or was that egg-like cheese? sit down old friend and have some taters," Bilbo again continued.
"No. Hobbit Weed. Only Hobbit Weed. No eggs. No cheese. No ale. Just Hobbit Weed. That's all I want. I only want Hobbit Weed. Don't make me anything. Just give me some Hobbit Weed. Hobbit Weed is all I ask for. I don't want anything else. I only need Hobbit Weed. Give me some Hobbit Weed please. Nothing else. Just and only Hobbit Weed," Gandalf explained very clearly.
"Want some cheese? Want some eggs? We've got all kinds of eggs. Mind if I eat? Surely you'll want tea. I can make you some. Want some with your eggs or with your cheese? Sorry I'm so inhospitable at the time. Here, have a chair. I can get you some good ale. Year 1246 almost as old as I am ha ha good ale indeed here have some it's good want some? sure you do you'll like some with your cheesy eggs or was that egg-like cheese? sit down old friend and have some taters," Bilbo continued. Gandalf began shaking his head sadly just when someone was knocking at Bilbo's round front door.
"NOT MY CONFOUNDED RELATIVES!!! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Bilbo yelled as his head exploded into little bits. Gandalf got up to see who was at the door.
"Who is it?" Gandalf asked earnestly.
"We're here to give Bilbo his one million dollars for winning the "Finest Hobbit Weed" contest yesterday!" a voice behind the door answered.
"Just hand it to me and I'll give it to him," Gandalf replied as the hobbits left. "Now to find Bilbo's great Hobbit Weed, and then buy a supply of Hobbit Weed from the local market with all this money. Indeed, this will be a night to remember," Gandalf thought to himself amusingly.
Gandalf in his rickety horse-drawn carriage finally arrived at Bilbo Baggins large hobbit home. Gandalf opened a gate which held a sign, which read "You're folly. Go away!" and walked up the little path to Bilbo's round front door. After ringing the door bell 20 times in about three seconds, Gandalf was greeted by the old hobbit and walked inside.
"Want some cheese? Want some eggs? We've got all kinds of eggs. Mind if I eat? Surely you'll want tea. I can make you some. Want some with your eggs or with your cheese? Sorry I'm so inhospitable at the time. Here, have a chair. I can get you some good ale. Year 1246 almost as old as I am ha ha good ale indeed here have some it's good want some? sure you do you'll like some with your cheesy eggs or was that egg-like cheese? sit down old friend and have some taters," Bilbo rambled without taking a breath.
"Just Hobbit Weed, thank you," Gandalf replied as he sat down reading one of Bilbo's old maps.
"Want some cheese? Want some eggs? We've got all kinds of eggs. Mind if I eat? Surely you'll want tea. I can make you some. Want some with your eggs or with your cheese? Sorry I'm so inhospitable at the time. Here, have a chair. I can get you some good ale. Year 1246 almost as old as I am ha ha good ale indeed here have some it's good want some? sure you do you'll like some with your cheesy eggs or was that egg-like cheese? sit down old friend and have some taters," Bilbo continued.
"Again, just Hobbit Weed," Gandalf stated back to the fidgeting hobbit.
"Want some cheese? Want some eggs? We've got all kinds of eggs. Mind if I eat? Surely you'll want tea. I can make you some. Want some with your eggs or with your cheese? Sorry I'm so inhospitable at the time. Here, have a chair. I can get you some good ale. Year 1246 almost as old as I am ha ha good ale indeed here have some it's good want some? sure you do you'll like some with your cheesy eggs or was that egg-like cheese? sit down old friend and have some taters," Bilbo again continued.
"No. Hobbit Weed. Only Hobbit Weed. No eggs. No cheese. No ale. Just Hobbit Weed. That's all I want. I only want Hobbit Weed. Don't make me anything. Just give me some Hobbit Weed. Hobbit Weed is all I ask for. I don't want anything else. I only need Hobbit Weed. Give me some Hobbit Weed please. Nothing else. Just and only Hobbit Weed," Gandalf explained very clearly.
"Want some cheese? Want some eggs? We've got all kinds of eggs. Mind if I eat? Surely you'll want tea. I can make you some. Want some with your eggs or with your cheese? Sorry I'm so inhospitable at the time. Here, have a chair. I can get you some good ale. Year 1246 almost as old as I am ha ha good ale indeed here have some it's good want some? sure you do you'll like some with your cheesy eggs or was that egg-like cheese? sit down old friend and have some taters," Bilbo continued. Gandalf began shaking his head sadly just when someone was knocking at Bilbo's round front door.
"NOT MY CONFOUNDED RELATIVES!!! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Bilbo yelled as his head exploded into little bits. Gandalf got up to see who was at the door.
"Who is it?" Gandalf asked earnestly.
"We're here to give Bilbo his one million dollars for winning the "Finest Hobbit Weed" contest yesterday!" a voice behind the door answered.
"Just hand it to me and I'll give it to him," Gandalf replied as the hobbits left. "Now to find Bilbo's great Hobbit Weed, and then buy a supply of Hobbit Weed from the local market with all this money. Indeed, this will be a night to remember," Gandalf thought to himself amusingly.