Hi all! I said I'd be back, and here I am. I am SO sorry I could not get this out yesterday. I came down with the flu...*sob* But I still had to go to school, and the second I got home, I just COLLAPSED onto my bed and fell asleep, and then...well...I had to finish my homework in the morning so...yeah. I know. Ya can't rely on me. Hey, I tried!! But I just got this damn sickness, and it's like, 10:05 at night, so be happy. I'm dead tired, yet still writing! Please forgive any and all....mistakes made. My mind is....not in right now. Anyways, here's your *extremely* long chap! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: In a place called Chibiland there are stores that sell all kinds of chibis, from Inuyasha to Duo to Gawl to Kenshin. Sadly, we don't live anywhere near Chibiland. So I wrote to Santa and asked for a chibi Cloud, but he wrote back and sent along several pages of legal documents saying I could not get one. Instead, he asked me if I would rather have a Gamecube....I replied with flames. Oh yeah, and all OC characters belong to themselves. Except Cloud. He's mine. By unspoken, unwritten rights. No matter what the REAL owners say. *hides illegally kept Cloud* BUT, all the characters CEO and Bob belong to Sailor Saturn. I just borrowed them to add in some bad guys.
RR!!
l33+5p34k3r: No, I haven't played any Golden Sun games whatsoever. Blockbuster doesn't rent out Gameboy games anymore, sadly. Sauratos was just one of the reviewers who *really* wanted to hurt Hojo....
Silver Yukai: *grin* You just might like this chap....*maniacal grin* Oh yeah, and guess what??? I took that quiz thing, and I'm an Opal dragon!! Yay!! Opal!! COOL!! Erica also took it and was a Flame Drake. Not as cool as an opal dragon though....and D.g.? *cringe* A Sand Dragon....EVIL!!!
Sailor Saturn: THANK YOU!! You gave me the *perfect* line to put in here! *dumps giant truckload of candy on your doorstep and knocks down the school* 'Bout time I got rid of school...And thank you AGAIN for lending me Bob and CEO!!! You are too kind!!
Sick person who thinks Jaken is sexy (I refuse to address someone who thinks this with their real name): .....you are disturbed, very disturbed. Either that, or blind.
And today, I'm going against all my senses and adding in MORE charas!! COOL!!
Cloud: You *do* know that that isn't very smart, don't you?
Me: SHUT IT!!
Cloud: It would be wiser to *lower* the number of characters, ya know...
Me: *sings* I'm not liiiisssssteeeeennnniiiiinnnnnngggggg!! Nya-nya!
Cloud: -_-*
Me: Onto the fic! And try and guess who the new charas are! *wink* It probably won't be TOO hard to figure out!
Extra! Extra! Read all about it!! We got a new member to add to our ranks of Hojo haters!! Welcome to da par-tay Black Star Falcon! Come on in, grab a torture weapon of your choice, and take a good whack at Hojo! ^______^
Note: In this fic, I have ....modified....Sesshy-sama. He now has two arms again.
Warning also!! Due to the fact that in Gundam Wing, I fully support the shounen-ai and yaoi parings, I just have to warn you about the fact that Heero and Duo, and Trowa and Quatre, are all together. There won't be any kissing or anything like that. Just to let you know. Funny thing is, I hate yaoi in any other series besides Gundam Wing...freaky.
Snowball Fights and Snow Angels
Chapter 16: The Ringleaders
"Nine-hundred-and-seventy-six bottles of beer on the wall, nine- hundred-and-seventy-six bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, nine- hundred-and-seventy-five bottles of beer on the wall!" sang the annoying voice, repeating the same song since the count of ten thousand. Loud groans had been issued, complaints had been made, yet still the voice made itself heard, doing its very best to irritate those around it.
"Saturn! PLEASE shut up already!" pleaded a very distraught Trunks as he noticed the murderous glances sent towards his girlfriend. The storm was still going strong, and would be for several hours more. If he couldn't get Saturn quiet down, they might be thrown back out into the freezing cold, left to fend for themselves.
And still she sang.
"I can't take it anymore!!" screamed a migraine-pained Silver, beating her head on the wall repeatedly to dispel the voice that was plaguing her mind. "SHUT UP OR I'LL KILL YOU!! YOU DARN HUMAN!!"
Her outburst attracted several pointed stares.
"You mean you're not human?!" exclaimed Sanosuke.
"Of course she's not! Anybody with half a brain could tell that!" scoffed Hiei, "Most of us could already sense her power, hidden though it is."
Inuyasha, Yusuke, Kurama, Ryoko, Ayeka, Kagome, Tenchi, and, surprisingly, Kenshin all nodded at once. Keiko, Kaoru, Yahiko, and Sanosuke all glared at the nodders. Kia just glomped Sano.
The tension in the room had just shot up about five hundred feet.
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^^;; Um...off in Hojo land....
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"Ow."
THUD.
"Ow."
CRACK.
"Ow."
BAM.
"Ow."
BANG.
"Ow....QUIT IT ALREADY!!"
Gee, I wonder what is happening? *cackle*
"Aw, Hojo, I don't wanna though. This is too much fun!"
Hojo groaned and curled up even deeper into the snow, regretting ever getting up that morning. Actually, he was regretting even being born. "How is it possible to get beat up by a disembodied voice?!"
"Very possible."
WHACK.
"OW!!"
"Hm...the physical torture seems to be losing its effect. Time to switch techniques. *maniacal laugh*"
"Why me?"
"Do you really wanna know the answer to that?"
"No. Not really."
"Good......uh-oh."
Hojo couldn't help but be intrigued at the apparent panic in the Voice's...voice.
"Damn. I'm late. I gotta go! But you had *better* still be here when I get back!! I'm not done with you yet!!"
"Of *course* I wouldn't want to anger m'lady Brat-sama," Hojo replied sarcastically.
"Shut it, Rock-head!"
"Make me, b*tch!"
"...you just wait. I'll be back." And with a loud whooshing sound, the voice was gone.
"Like hell I'm gonna stay in this Godforsaken place," muttered Hojo as he tried to slowly crawl off.
He made his way slowly through the deep snow. Just a little ways more and he would be able to slowly slide down the mountain with ease.
Ten feet.... Nine.... Eight.... Seven..... Six..... Five.....Four....Three...Two....F*CK!! Hojo winced and cursed as a pair of white shoes stomped down upon his hands. So close, yet so far away. He craned his neck to look up at the figure that was literally standing on him.
"Hiya! I'm Boo! Who're you?"
He just glared up at her. Obviously, he wasn't as nice as he made out to be. Or maybe just being tortured for several hours straight changed him.
"I SAID," she stomped her feet on the last part, "WHO are you?!"
"I'm Hojo, and get your fricken feet offa my hands!!" he snapped, glaring.
"OH! THAT'S IT!! You're going DOWN!!" she jumped once more onto his hands, for good measure. Then she stepped off, and kicked him till he was right at the edge of the steep, rocky hill leading down the mountain.
"Bon voyage!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
You can guess what probably happened......
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You can tell I've been studying on ways of torture, ne?
Cloud: O_O* Help me....
Me: Off in the gym!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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"Oooooohhhhhhh.....Miroku.......mmmmmmmmm......."
"Sangooooo....*pant*"
"WOULD YOU GUYS JUST FRICKEN SHUT UP?!"
A loud chorus of agreement backed the shouted words.
A loud chorus of moans was the only reply.
"GOD SAVE US ALL!!!!!!"
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Me: Yes. I *am* going somewhere with this.
Cloud: *disbelieving* Really?
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Sesshoumaru paced around his hotel room in a near panic, frantically wondering what could be keeping Jaken from bringing Rin back to the building. Surely he must have found her by now!
And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and turn! And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and turn again!
Hmmm...the floor's starting to bear a little groove from all the pacing...
Sesshoumaru looked anxiously out the window again. His eyes widening considerably; what had been a small snowstorm had grown into an all-out blizzard!
"SH*T!!" he cursed, dashing out of the room at a speed only the fastest of youkai could manage. "Rin's out there in this weather!!"
He fairly flew through the storm, trying with all his might to track down the little girl he was taking care of.
"Gods, Merea, this is overkill!! You didn't have to make the storm *this* strong!" he shouted at the person responsible. His outburst would have been much more effective if Merea herself had actually been present....
A faint wailing came to his ears, and he honed in on the sound, recognizing it. His eyes could barely make out the dim shape of a small cabin, from which the wailing originated.
"Flluffffffyyyyy-ssssaaaaaaaammmmmaa!! Hhhheeeeeeelllllpppppp Riiiiiiiiinnnnn!! Rrrrriiiiiiiinnnnnnnn iiiiisssss sccccccccaaaaaaarrrrrrreeeed!!"
He burst through the slightly ajar door, the sight of his small charge greeting his worried eyes. He quickly swooped up the shivering girl, wrapping her in his billowing coat.
"Fluffy-sama!! Rin is so glad you came!! Rin is so happy!!" she squeaked, repeatedly hugging Sesshoumaru.
"M'lord Sesshoumaru!! I beg your forgiveness for not returning with the human child!!" came the annoying voice of....*shudder*...Jaken.
The glare the toad youkai received would've put any human into a coma from fright.
"Did this Sesshoumaru not tell you to return to me with Rin in less than twenty minutes?"
"Y-Yes M'lord, b-but--"
"And how long has it been?"
"U-um, t-two hours M-M'lord..."
"And what is the promised punishment for disobedience, Jaken?"
"*gulp*"
"Good. You understand why I do this then," Sesshoumaru commented as he drop-kicked Jaken out of the small cabin.
"Go Fluffy-sama!! Rin thinks you are the strongest, most bravest, most noblest youkai in the whole world!!"
You could imagine how pleased Sesshoumaru was to hear that....
Suddenly, Rin coughed the cutest, most adorable little cough ever made by a kid, rivaled only by Shippo.
"Rin-chan? Are you feeling well?" asked a concerned Sesshoumaru as he felt her forehead for signs of a fever. It was burning hot to the touch. "We shall have to wait here, till the storm tides over, before returning to the hotel. I doubt even *this* Sesshoumaru could find it in this weather."
Rin nodded, cuddling up even more to Sesshoumaru as he sat down on the floor.
"....Fluffy-sama?"
"Hm?"
"Rin is hungry."
"..."
"Can Rin have the chocolate that is in the emergency thing in this cabin?"
Hmm...Chocolate + Rin =Disaster, Destruction, and Death.
"Please Sesshoumaru-sama?"
Damn. She just *had* to go and use my full name. What a way to lay on the guilt. Well, she *did* learn from the best, after all....
"*sigh* Sure Rin. Whatever you wish."
"YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!"
I *know* I'm going to regret this.....
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Now, to visit the Bad Guy Convention!! Time to see what the baddies are up to!
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At exactly five-thirty PM, in a large, white, square room, ten people were seated around a conference table, with various expressions ranging from boredom to hate on their faces. Ooh...the baddies are back....
"Order! Order!" shouted Naraku, banging his little wooden gavel onto the countertop. Treize, who had a headache, glared at him, all the while threatening to beat him over the head with the gavel.
"Now, according to Council Law, we must recite the minutes during the last meeting, and then discuss old news, and then finally new news," explained Naraku, looking at the nine other people seated at the table, "Now, who took the minutes for the last meeting?"
"I did, Naraku-sama," stated CEO, destroyer of DBGT and all around annoying person from Saturn's fic, "But, sadly, due to...arising...problems involving fire, gasoline, and shark-infested pools, the notes were lost."
"....Saturn and Trunks again?" asked a sympathetic Galaxia.
"....yeah..."
"Aw....I feel your pain," she cooed.
"No you don't."
"Ha-ha! You're right! I don't!! NYA-NYA!!"
"Shut up!!"
"Make me!"
"WOULD THE *BOTH* OF YOU SHUT UP?!" roared Shishio.
"Sorry..." said the two simultaneously.
"May we go back to the matters at hand?" asked Naraku in a no nonsense voice.
Nod. Nod.
"Good. Now, Treize, if you would recite the old news?"
Treize stood up, coughed, and ran a hand through his sandy-orange hair, "Unfortunately, matters at hand remain the same. All of us have tried again and again to utterly destroy our adversaries, and yet they still prevail. Our enemies as of the last meeting are the Inuyasha-tachi, the Kenshin Himura-tachi, the Gundam Wing-tachi, the Sailor Moon-gumi, the Yusuke Urameshii-tachi, the Dragon Ball Z-tachi, and the Authoresses-gumi. Our total number of losses amounts to 146, and our total number of *actual* wins is....3. But, unexpectedly, they managed to defeat us before we could progress further. We need to address the issue of Diabolical Plans™. We also need to address the issue of...new uniforms...." Treize looked down at his army general suit, while everyone else looked at theirs. Naraku was eyeing his white baboon pelt with disdain, Shishio was picking at his mummy wrappings, Kikyo was fingering her priestess outfit, Frieza was blinking embarrassedly at the fact that he didn't wear clothes, Bob was...well...not really thinking, CEO was clutching his damn pink and purple striped tie for dear life, Toguro was obstinately refusing to uncross his arms to reveal the baggy clothes he wore, and Galaxia was murmuring something about black being the thing this year.
"I believe that that is all for last meeting's news."
"Erm, yes, thank you very much Treize," commented Naraku, "Now, what are some issues that need to be discussed?"
"How about the issue that we all have to have organized MEETINGS to figure out how to kill the good guys?!" exclaimed Frieza.
"No discussion will be held on that," Toguro stated coldly.
"How about a way to disrupt the little plan the Authoresses have in store?" asked Kikyo.
"Hm...just what I was thinking," praised Shishio, "Any thoughts on the matter Bob?"
"They shall all automatically fear me, for I am BOB!!" crowed Bob.
"....right...how about you, CEO?" queried Galaxia.
"How about we totally ruin all the series by doing horrible dubbing and editing?" CEO excitedly suggested, "And then we mangle the story-line!"
"That just might work.....what else?"
"......" Everybody just looked away whistling.
"What?! That's it?! That's all a team of TEN bad guys can come up with, is ONE plan?!" Galaxia cried.
"......."
"Oh, fine then! I give up on you guys!!"
"Wait a minute!! I have an idea!" exclaimed Naraku.
"Yeah? Well, spit it out!"
"How about this....."
He excitedly discussed the plan, waving his arms and grinning maliciously at various points, all the while everyone else was grinning in the same way and nodding slyly. This does not bode well.....
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Me: OO!! Mystery!!
Cloud: Good Gods....
Me: Time for new charas, besides those guys up there!
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Somewhere off in the forest, concealed by the tall pine trees that grew everywhere, five mysterious new figures had just arrived in a flash of blinding blue light, landing in various states of dress. Obviously, they were taken by surprise.
"Dammit!! What the freak happened?!" exclaimed the dark-chestnut-haired boy with the yard long braid. "I thought that the mission didn't start till tonight!!" He quickly wrapped the towel he was holding around his waist, pouting indignantly while shivering, his teeth clicking together.
"Hn. Obviously, they suspected something bad is going to happen, so they brought us in here early," the dark-brunette grumbled. He too, had wrapped a towel around his waist, yet was not showing signs of the cold.
"Well, they could have given us a warning first!" whined the blonde-haired boy, blinking his blue-green eyes and shivering also.
"You know that they don't warn us about these sorts of things, koi," said the tall, calm looking brunette.
"Baka onnas!! This is injustice!! Vengeance will be mine!! Nataku shall bring their doom around their heads, the disrespectful onnas!!" ranted the Chinese one, waving the katana he was carrying around hysterically.
"Now, now, Wufei, no need to go threatening them," scolded the blonde one, shaking his head, "We shall just have to make do with what we have on us. We've done missions like this before."
"But-but!! INJUSTICE!!"
"Quiet Wufei. Please," the tall brunette glared coldly.
"*grumble*"
"So, Heero, how far away do you think the rendezvous point is?" questioned Quatre, the blonde.
"Hn. I do not know. I am not sure of our coordinates as of right now," muttered the Japanese brunette, Heero, as he took in their surroundings.
"Jeez! We had BETTER be somewhere near the resort! I'm freezing my braid off over here!" grouched Duo, clutching his towel tighter, noting that his braid, recently damp from swimming in the outdoor pool at one of Quatre's safe houses, had grown several small icicles at the tip.
"What directions DO we have?" Trowa, the tall brunette, questioned again.
"....none whatsoever. They are still at the safe house. I did not get a chance to look at them," stated Heero.
"Well, isn't this just swell!!" growled Duo, "Hey, Wu-man, do ya think that I could borrow that sword of yours for a while? I have some murderous tendencies towards certain Authoresses that need tending to!"
"Don't call me that!" Wufei yelled.
"What? Don't call you Wu-man?" sneered Duo, "Is it because it sounds like 'woman' too much?"
"Injustice Maxwell!! You shall pay!"
"Ah, jeez, chill out Wuffers! It *is* the winter after all!"
"You damned American!!"
"Hey, hey! Now, you can insult me, 'cause I honestly don't care, but don't go insulting my ethnicity!!"
The two boys were glaring each other down, deciding on which plan of attack to use first.
"Now you two! Quit it! We have a mission to complete here!" intervened Quatre, stepping between the two.
"Humph!" snorted Wufei and turned on his heel, stomping to stand farther away from Duo.
"Same to you. Mr. 'I'm so uptight 'cause I never got laid even though I had a WIFE!!'" taunted Duo, imitating Wufei by turning around and walking away.
"Please you two! You're acting like children!" scolded Quatre, once again playing mediator.
Duo turned and gave him an exasperated look, "Hey, Quat, guess what? WE ARE KIDS!! I'm not even legally allowed to drive yet!"
"Like that ever stopped you..." mumbled Heero.
Duo glared at Heero, before pouting and turning away. "And I thought that you were on MY side Hee-chan!"
".....hn."
"Ya know, I am actually creating a list of all the different grunts you have, and their meanings. That grunt translates into the 'I'm on the winning side and dude, you're not winning, but I still love ya' grunt."
"Really?" asked Heero in a disbelieving tone.
"Really, really!"
"Guys! Can we get back to the matter at hand please?" begged Quatre.
"....What was that again?"
Group facevault.
"DUO!!!!!!!"
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Me: Believe it or not, but Duo-kun is one of our cousins. He's related to D.g.....
Cloud: Oh, I believe.
Me: Yeah! We got the blood tests to prove it!
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"Mmmmmm......yessssssssssssss........Sssssssannnnnnnggggggggooooo!!!!!!"
"OH MIROKU!!"
"OH SHUT UP!!"
BAM!!
"What the hell was that?!" exclaimed Cat, looking over at the dented doors from which caused the sound.
"Whatever it was, it just crashed into the entryway," observed Squirrel.
Kouga went over to investigate the sprawled out form on the ground, closing the doors first to keep the gym warm. Whoever it was was lying face down on the floor, so he used the toe of his foot to roll the form over.
"KAMI-SAMA!! IT'S-IT'S-IT'S HOBO!!" he screeched, drawing his foot sharply back in disgust.
"Ew!! Throw him back outside!!" shouted Iny.
"I can't!! The doors are stuck!!"
"NANI???!!!!!!"
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Me: *cackles evilly*
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"One bottle of beer on the wall, one bottle of beeeeeeerrrrr!! Take it down, pass it around, no more bottles of beer on the wallll!!" Ended Saturn.
"FINALLY!!" every occupant sighed in relief.
"No more bottles of beers on the wall, no more bottles of beer, you go to the store, buy some more, ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall!"
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" everyone wailed, crying in despair.
"SOMEBODY STOP THE SINGING!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!" yelled Ryoko, gritting her teeth.
"Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-eight bottles of beer-mmmrmph!!" choked Saturn as everybody quickly gagged her and strapped her to a chair.
"Frrrrrreeeeeeeeedddddddooooooommmmmmm!!" cheered Yusuke.
"Hey, does anybody have any soda? I *need* some caffeine!" asked Silver, poking around the fridge.
"There isn't any on this resort. It was banned," stated Hiei, still being glomped by a silently happy Tinuviel.
"WHHHHATTTT????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Silver's shout rang throughout the cabin forest, even reaching the ears of the five stranded boys in the sheltered clearing.
Everybody else looked shocked at this news.
"DOWN WITH THE SODA NAZIS!!!!!!!!" declared Yahiko.
Everyone was quick to agree.
"So...what do we do now?" asked Kenshin.
"I dunno. What do you wanna do?" replied Kaoru, hiding suggestive glances at Kenshin.
Suddenly, Ryoko broke into song. "This is the song that never ends--"
"NO!!" everybody shouted.
"Anything but that!" wailed Tenchi, his head stuffed between two pillows.
"Ryoko! Can't you make yourself useful and disappear somewhere?! We have no need of company of your sort, you vagabond!" Ayeka spat out, putting extra scorn on the last word.
"Well, we would *all* be better off without your whiny voice, Ayeka!" retorted Ryoko, glaring at the princess.
"You scoundrel!"
"Stuck up prep!"
"Ill-mannered thug!"
"Prick!"
"Disgusting, vile low-life!"
"Snotty, whining, royal b*tch! Tenchi's too good for the likes of you!"
"Oh, and I suppose that you and him are perfect together?" Ayeka scathingly replied.
"Yeah, in fact, we are!"
"Miss Ayeka, Miss Ryoko, can we *please* resume this once we get back home?" pleaded Tenchi, stepping between the two hissing women.
"Anything Lord Tenchi!"
"Of course Tennnnccccchiiii!!"
Everybody just stared at the spectacle the trio made, blinking dizzily.
"Well...that was different," commented Yusuke.
"I just dearly hope that we are found soon," said Kurama.
"Why? This dimension is pretty cool," observed Sano (Still being glomped...I think she's stuck there permanently....)
"Because, our being here poses a threat to whatever plan the Authoresses have for this world and its inhabitants," explained the red-haired foxy god known as Kurama.
"You're right, but if we're stuck here, why not make the most of it?" asked Kenshin.
"......Have you not noticed the raging storm outside?" scorned Hiei.
"The storm will soon be over, that it will," predicted Kenshin, noticing that Tinuviel twitched during the last part. Deciding to figure out what he had said that had made her react so, he went on. "And then we can all go out and have some fun in the snow. There are plenty of things to do, that there are." There! Another twitch! Problem figured out! "Excuse me, Miss Tinuviel, but I cannot help but notice that you violently react every time I speak that way."
"What way?" asked a guilty-yet-trying-to-look-innocent Tinuviel.
"The way that I speak, that I do." Yep. There's the twitch.
"......"
"I just have to say that I cannot help but speak this way, that I can't, so please, don't take it the wrong way. I am very sorry if I upset you, that I am."
"No problem. I'll just ignore it."
They both grinned at each other.
"And then, after a few hours, I'll snap and attack anyone that comes near me."
Yep. All is well in the little cabin.
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Look at my many faces!! Fear Trowa!! ///_^* He doesn't speak!! Not much, at least....except when he's with Quatre....*sly grin*
///.o!!!
Don't worry Trowa. S'all right. Dis fic is only rated PG-13.
Cloud: PLEASE stop talking with Symbol Trowa™.....
Me: Fine, fine.....
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"Duo....quit humming," ordered Heero.
"*hum* Why not, Heeeeeee-chan?" Duo grinned; he just *loved* to infuriate his koi.
"It is distracting me."
"Distracting you from what? Counting how many snowflakes there are?" teased the braided one, gesturing to the fluttering pieces of snow that managed to fight their way through the thick canopy of pine trees that sheltered the clearing.
"......."
"Aw!! Don't give me the silent treatment!! Please?" Puppy eyes at 12 o' clock captain, veer right!! Veer right!! Argh!! We're on a crash course!! We're all gonna die!! Abandon ship!! Abandon ship!! AHHH!! The cuteness!! It hurts!! It hurts!! Kill me now!!
".....fine." Do you ever notice that Heero thinks a lot more than he speaks....?
"YES!! Okay, so, what should we do while waiting for the others to get back from reconnaissance?"
".......I do not know."
"Okay.......how about.....ummmmm.....I Spy?"
"Fine."
"Cool! I go first! Okay, I spy with my little eye, something white!!"
"Snow."
"Dammit!! Fine then! Your turn!"
"I spy with my little eye, something white."
"I know! Snow!"
"No."
"Umm....snow?"
"You already said that."
"Okay! Fine! I give up! What is it?!"
"The girl right behind you."
"Nani?!" Duo quickly turned around in shock, surprised to find a white-clad girl staring at him.
"BOO!!" she yelled in his face.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" he screamed, falling over backwards while trying to aim his gun at the cackling girl. Heero just watched all this with a look of amusement on his normally stoic face. The girl ran away, laughing madly, disappearing into the trees.
"What the hell just happened?!" demanded Duo.
"Guess."
"ARGH!!"
Ah, revenge against someone who uses the unfair advantage of puppy eyes is sweet.
"Well, that was amusing to see," came an unknown voice from behind them both. Heero glared at the newcomer, while Duo just hid behind Heero, having had enough surprises for one day. He watched wide-eyed as another girl came out from the foliage, clutching his blue towel tighter around himself.
"Konnichiwa, Heero-san, Duo-san!" greeted the girl cheerfully.
"Konnichiwa, Merea-sama," Heero politely replied back.
"AH! So YOU'RE Merea!! Now why the hell did you bring us here early?!" questioned Duo, gesturing wildly. "I didn't even get a chance to get dressed!! Look at us!! We're both dressed in TOWELS!!"
Merea's face darkened, "We've run into trouble. Several other characters from our dimension are running rampant around here, having been accidentally swept along by the portal we made. Also, it seems that the bad guys are at it again. A spy of mine says that they're plotting something. Do ya think you can help to bring down the baddies for us?"
Heero looked contemplative for a minute, before silently discussing the matter with his comrades. An unspoken agreement was clear with the five boys. Heero turned back to Merea, his stoic face hardening even more and going into 'mission mode.'
"Ninmu ryoukai. Mission accepted."
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Okkkkkkkaaaaaayyy peoples!! Ya got 17 pages worth outta me! Although, once I transferred it to Microsoft Word, it got shortened into 12 pages. ;_; But still, this is an extremely long chap, so I hope you enjoy its randomness and insanity crazed stuff. Review, and tell me what you think! I don't care if it is criticizing my work, but please, no flames. That's all I ask.